Since I am Dasha Chun
Chapter 57
Chapter 57
"A higher life came to the earth because of a stupid human being. Is he wrong? You treat him like this?" Chika's tiny body stood on the table, majestic.
Su San felt a wave of domineering aura coming towards his face.
"Come on, are they really aliens?" Da Fei sighed.
"I'm talking about Geng Hao! Damn you Congolese monkey, if it weren't for my cousin's sharp eyesight, I would have to tame our eldest brother as a monkey today!" Da Fei saw Chika's stern face and was a little worried. Just now A few slaps to an alien are not easy.
"Brother, you don't blame those who don't know. We? We? This is all wine. Let's toast you a glass as an apology!" Da Fei looked around, picked up a bottle of Moutai wine, and blew directly into his mouth.
Chika frowned, took the white wine from Da Fei, smelled it, took a sip, and then bared his teeth.
"Spicy, brother, spicy." Da Fei explained.
Ding!
[Side mission: Help Da Fei obtain the exclusive agent of a well-known winery.Mission reward: You can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk. 】
This task is really strange. Doesn't it make me an alcoholic?
A whole day had passed when Dafei drove Su San, Geng Hao, and Chika to finally find traces of the spaceship by the Qiezi River.
As soon as Chika used his power, the entire spacecraft disappeared instantly, and they came to the place where Geng Hao trained the monkeys.
The entire spacecraft is like a big egg with a piece of bamboo stuck on it. Viewed from the other side, it looks like a big drop of water.At this time, there are some stains on the spaceship, but it can still be seen that it has a strong sense of technology.Chica made a V, opened the door of the spaceship, and climbed in.
"What are you doing? Him?" Da Fei asked.
Su San and Geng Hao both shook their heads.
Everyone has recovered from the previous surprise. It took a long time for Chika to get in, and everyone moved a bench and sat aside waiting for him to appear.
"Maybe they are repairing the spaceship?" Da Fei wondered.
"I don't know, what should I do now?" Geng Hao couldn't make up his mind either.
"Call the police." Su San suggested.
After saying that, he took out his mobile phone and prepared to call the police.
"Hey, hey, you can't. If that guy gets upset, we'll burp him in a minute!" Da Fei took Su San's hand and dissuaded him.
"Also, we seem to be the first to discover aliens. It's a gimmick. Have a few drinks with him and make an advertisement. We must first collect a wave of traffic, and then our wine will be sold! I will contact you later. Police, otherwise wouldn't it be a big loss?" Da Fei suggested.
"How long has it been and you still think about this?" Geng Hao rolled his eyes at him and urged Su San to call.
Da Fei wanted to stop him, so Geng Hao dialed the number himself and called.
"Hello, police?" Geng Hao called the police.
"Hey, hey, didn't you say you shouldn't make a phone call? What's the matter?" Seeing that he couldn't stop it, Da Fei lowered his voice.
Su San saw Geng Hao hitting him, and stopped himself.
"Yes, what's going on?" A voice came from the other end of the phone.
"Something has happened, there are aliens here!" Geng Hao said directly.
"Alien? Don't tease the police. Do you know this is illegal?" The other person on the phone didn't believe it at all.
"Authentic aliens who know magic. When he pointed, the wine bottle in my hand flew up, and he could levitate and pour wine!" Geng Hao described.
"Have you drunk too much? Don't be drunk! Is there anyone around? Ask someone to answer the phone!" The policeman was speechless.
Geng Hao looked at Da Fei and Su San. Su San shrugged. It would be enough if someone called. It should be passed to the official soon. He was not in a hurry.
Da Fei had no choice but to take the call and get no traffic. Being the first whistleblower might increase his reputation.
"He didn't drink too much, the police, there are really aliens, and they are in Lehua World Park, Huaguo Mountain, on the mountain!" Da Fei said.
"There are aliens who can let you make phone calls? What's going on? You're not locked up for research?" The policeman still didn't believe it.
"He is repairing the spaceship, come here quickly, otherwise the earth will change its owner!" Da Fei couldn't explain it, so he could only ask them to come over.
When Su San saw that the call was connected, he felt half at ease. Now he was working hard to complete the side mission, and then waited for official news from China. In the meantime, he would try to contact a well-known winery and act as an agent for Da Fei, and the mission should be completed.
"Geng Hao, do you have something to eat here? Get ready to eat. I'm hungry. My elder brother has traveled thousands of miles to the earth. Our brothers have to clean up the dust for him, right? Toast him a few more glasses and take a good photo." !” Da Fei said to Geng Hao.
"Yes, Su San, follow me to the kitchen. After running around all day, just to find this bullshit spaceship, the car ran out of gas. Let's go, I'm really hungry. There are some hot pot ingredients in the refrigerator, which I'm going to use to open a small stove. They're cheap. That's an alien." Geng Hao asked Su San to get something.
Su San followed Geng Hao and arranged the ingredients in a while, then used the charcoal stove to heat the bottom of the pot and waited for Chica to come out.
Hey, I have to find a way to go back quickly. I have been here for two days. Fortunately, I am alone and no one notices me. However, this little girl Jiang Yu will definitely be very anxious and I don’t know how she is doing.
After a while, Chica put on a slim-fitting outfit similar to a space suit. Not to mention, she looked quite energetic.
"I am from Earth China, Su San, please give me some advice." Su San saw Chica sitting on a bench, leaning against the table, and took the initiative to show her kindness.
Ding!
[Favourability +5. 】
Gee, it’s really difficult, with this favorability level.
Chica glanced at the three of them, said nothing nonsense, and pressed the button on the chest of the alien spacesuit with her hand, and a brown ball with a diameter of five centimeters flew out, flying directly to Su San's mouth.
He looked at the table next door, which was filled with hot pot ingredients and some fruits. He picked a cherry tomato from the distance, held it in his hand, signaled to Su San, and held it in his mouth.
This is the rhythm of exchanging genes, but it can't be done. Then my main mission will be ruined?
"Ahem, big brother, what's your last name, can you understand me?" Su San said to Chika, he only knew that Alien was named by this name, but he didn't know the reason, it's better to ask, maybe he I improvised a Chinese name.
Chica frowned, he estimated that the person in front of him should understand his demonstration.
Can't understand?It shouldn't be, he has a headband, so he can translate in real time.
"What do you mean?" Su San pointed to the brown gene ball, and then pointed to the cherry tomato in Chica's mouth.
"You don't understand this? It's useless! Brother told you to swallow it!" Geng Hao sneered.
"Your cousin, your IQ fluctuates high and low? Haha!" Geng Hao whispered to Da Fei.
Chika rolled the cherry tomatoes in her mouth with her tongue, then took out the cherry tomatoes and showed them to Su San.
Understood, it is actually exchanging genes, Su San also understands.
"Um, aren't you swallowing?" Geng Hao whispered.
"Big idiot!" Da Fei complained.
No, no, it looks like Chika is very anxious, it's not good to be anxious, he's not a good stubble, do you have to get him drunk?
Police, police, come on!
Su San muttered silently in her heart.
"Brother, it's like this. I am our country. Do you understand the country? The small role of our country, I can't be the master of this ceremony of establishing diplomatic relations. It has to be presided over by the higher authorities. Otherwise, there is no legal basis, and I can't represent the earth." Su San worked hard explained.
(End of this chapter)
"A higher life came to the earth because of a stupid human being. Is he wrong? You treat him like this?" Chika's tiny body stood on the table, majestic.
Su San felt a wave of domineering aura coming towards his face.
"Come on, are they really aliens?" Da Fei sighed.
"I'm talking about Geng Hao! Damn you Congolese monkey, if it weren't for my cousin's sharp eyesight, I would have to tame our eldest brother as a monkey today!" Da Fei saw Chika's stern face and was a little worried. Just now A few slaps to an alien are not easy.
"Brother, you don't blame those who don't know. We? We? This is all wine. Let's toast you a glass as an apology!" Da Fei looked around, picked up a bottle of Moutai wine, and blew directly into his mouth.
Chika frowned, took the white wine from Da Fei, smelled it, took a sip, and then bared his teeth.
"Spicy, brother, spicy." Da Fei explained.
Ding!
[Side mission: Help Da Fei obtain the exclusive agent of a well-known winery.Mission reward: You can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk. 】
This task is really strange. Doesn't it make me an alcoholic?
A whole day had passed when Dafei drove Su San, Geng Hao, and Chika to finally find traces of the spaceship by the Qiezi River.
As soon as Chika used his power, the entire spacecraft disappeared instantly, and they came to the place where Geng Hao trained the monkeys.
The entire spacecraft is like a big egg with a piece of bamboo stuck on it. Viewed from the other side, it looks like a big drop of water.At this time, there are some stains on the spaceship, but it can still be seen that it has a strong sense of technology.Chica made a V, opened the door of the spaceship, and climbed in.
"What are you doing? Him?" Da Fei asked.
Su San and Geng Hao both shook their heads.
Everyone has recovered from the previous surprise. It took a long time for Chika to get in, and everyone moved a bench and sat aside waiting for him to appear.
"Maybe they are repairing the spaceship?" Da Fei wondered.
"I don't know, what should I do now?" Geng Hao couldn't make up his mind either.
"Call the police." Su San suggested.
After saying that, he took out his mobile phone and prepared to call the police.
"Hey, hey, you can't. If that guy gets upset, we'll burp him in a minute!" Da Fei took Su San's hand and dissuaded him.
"Also, we seem to be the first to discover aliens. It's a gimmick. Have a few drinks with him and make an advertisement. We must first collect a wave of traffic, and then our wine will be sold! I will contact you later. Police, otherwise wouldn't it be a big loss?" Da Fei suggested.
"How long has it been and you still think about this?" Geng Hao rolled his eyes at him and urged Su San to call.
Da Fei wanted to stop him, so Geng Hao dialed the number himself and called.
"Hello, police?" Geng Hao called the police.
"Hey, hey, didn't you say you shouldn't make a phone call? What's the matter?" Seeing that he couldn't stop it, Da Fei lowered his voice.
Su San saw Geng Hao hitting him, and stopped himself.
"Yes, what's going on?" A voice came from the other end of the phone.
"Something has happened, there are aliens here!" Geng Hao said directly.
"Alien? Don't tease the police. Do you know this is illegal?" The other person on the phone didn't believe it at all.
"Authentic aliens who know magic. When he pointed, the wine bottle in my hand flew up, and he could levitate and pour wine!" Geng Hao described.
"Have you drunk too much? Don't be drunk! Is there anyone around? Ask someone to answer the phone!" The policeman was speechless.
Geng Hao looked at Da Fei and Su San. Su San shrugged. It would be enough if someone called. It should be passed to the official soon. He was not in a hurry.
Da Fei had no choice but to take the call and get no traffic. Being the first whistleblower might increase his reputation.
"He didn't drink too much, the police, there are really aliens, and they are in Lehua World Park, Huaguo Mountain, on the mountain!" Da Fei said.
"There are aliens who can let you make phone calls? What's going on? You're not locked up for research?" The policeman still didn't believe it.
"He is repairing the spaceship, come here quickly, otherwise the earth will change its owner!" Da Fei couldn't explain it, so he could only ask them to come over.
When Su San saw that the call was connected, he felt half at ease. Now he was working hard to complete the side mission, and then waited for official news from China. In the meantime, he would try to contact a well-known winery and act as an agent for Da Fei, and the mission should be completed.
"Geng Hao, do you have something to eat here? Get ready to eat. I'm hungry. My elder brother has traveled thousands of miles to the earth. Our brothers have to clean up the dust for him, right? Toast him a few more glasses and take a good photo." !” Da Fei said to Geng Hao.
"Yes, Su San, follow me to the kitchen. After running around all day, just to find this bullshit spaceship, the car ran out of gas. Let's go, I'm really hungry. There are some hot pot ingredients in the refrigerator, which I'm going to use to open a small stove. They're cheap. That's an alien." Geng Hao asked Su San to get something.
Su San followed Geng Hao and arranged the ingredients in a while, then used the charcoal stove to heat the bottom of the pot and waited for Chica to come out.
Hey, I have to find a way to go back quickly. I have been here for two days. Fortunately, I am alone and no one notices me. However, this little girl Jiang Yu will definitely be very anxious and I don’t know how she is doing.
After a while, Chica put on a slim-fitting outfit similar to a space suit. Not to mention, she looked quite energetic.
"I am from Earth China, Su San, please give me some advice." Su San saw Chica sitting on a bench, leaning against the table, and took the initiative to show her kindness.
Ding!
[Favourability +5. 】
Gee, it’s really difficult, with this favorability level.
Chica glanced at the three of them, said nothing nonsense, and pressed the button on the chest of the alien spacesuit with her hand, and a brown ball with a diameter of five centimeters flew out, flying directly to Su San's mouth.
He looked at the table next door, which was filled with hot pot ingredients and some fruits. He picked a cherry tomato from the distance, held it in his hand, signaled to Su San, and held it in his mouth.
This is the rhythm of exchanging genes, but it can't be done. Then my main mission will be ruined?
"Ahem, big brother, what's your last name, can you understand me?" Su San said to Chika, he only knew that Alien was named by this name, but he didn't know the reason, it's better to ask, maybe he I improvised a Chinese name.
Chica frowned, he estimated that the person in front of him should understand his demonstration.
Can't understand?It shouldn't be, he has a headband, so he can translate in real time.
"What do you mean?" Su San pointed to the brown gene ball, and then pointed to the cherry tomato in Chica's mouth.
"You don't understand this? It's useless! Brother told you to swallow it!" Geng Hao sneered.
"Your cousin, your IQ fluctuates high and low? Haha!" Geng Hao whispered to Da Fei.
Chika rolled the cherry tomatoes in her mouth with her tongue, then took out the cherry tomatoes and showed them to Su San.
Understood, it is actually exchanging genes, Su San also understands.
"Um, aren't you swallowing?" Geng Hao whispered.
"Big idiot!" Da Fei complained.
No, no, it looks like Chika is very anxious, it's not good to be anxious, he's not a good stubble, do you have to get him drunk?
Police, police, come on!
Su San muttered silently in her heart.
"Brother, it's like this. I am our country. Do you understand the country? The small role of our country, I can't be the master of this ceremony of establishing diplomatic relations. It has to be presided over by the higher authorities. Otherwise, there is no legal basis, and I can't represent the earth." Su San worked hard explained.
(End of this chapter)
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