Since I am Dasha Chun
Chapter 58 I'll Have a Good Drink with Big Brother
Chapter 58
Chika seemed to be thinking about something, the brown gene ball was still spinning around Su San's mouth.
"Would you like to have some first?" Geng Hao filled a glass with wine and handed it to Chika respectfully.
"Bang bang bang!"
There was a knock on the door, Chika put away the gene ball vigilantly, and Su San breathed a sigh of relief.
"Brother, I'll go take a look." Da Fei said to Chika in a sensible manner, and trotted out of the gate.
Outside the door are policemen in uniform.
"You are the one who called the police?" The policeman looked at Da Fei with a normal expression, only slightly alcoholic, not like he was drunk.
"It's illegal to report a false alarm?!" the policeman reminded.
?
Da Fei rolled his eyes.
"I didn't report it. My buddy drank too much, and now the fragments are broken. How can there be any aliens? He also said that Ultraman is here. I can't persuade him. Now it's good, he fell asleep in fragments." , I was the one who wiped my ass!" Da Fei took out a cigarette from his pocket and passed it on to the policeman.
"What's the situation?" The policeman pretended to go in.
"My buddy, monkey, this is going to be changed to Hot Pot City these days, he celebrated, and then he drank too much.
Jiumengzi called the police in the middle of the night, brother, I really admire your professionalism. In the middle of the night, you called the police when there were aliens in the police! Seeing that the policeman was not smoking, Da Fei put his cigarette on his ear and said.
"Too much for the common people!" Da Fei commented, blocking the door.
"Huo! Shall I drink with you?" The policeman looked at Da Fei for a moment.
"Drink with me." Da Fei said.
"Then you are the alien?" The policeman was speechless and said with a smile.
"Yes!" Da Fei was relieved to see the police turn back.
This guy, I don’t have enough traffic, so I’m fawning so much, aliens, I expect him to help me sell wine!
"Hmph, so which star are you from?" The policeman probed and couldn't see why.
Da Fei looked at the sky, embarrassed.
"There are too many dark clouds, can't you find a home?"
"Huh? Hahaha?" Da Fei laughed along with him.
"Laugh? After sobering up, come to our police station to apply for a temporary residence permit with your planet's valid documents. If you don't come, I will deport you!" The police put on their hats, got in the car and left.
"Slow down, slow down!" Da Fei greeted.
Su San was very anxious, Da Fei, why didn't he bring the police over here, something happened?Could it be the American agents who knocked on the door?No way?
Su San got up and was about to go to the door to have a look, but Geng Hao stopped him and gave him a glance at Chika.
Chika stared at Su San.
It's over, can Jie not leave?
"Brother, it was a misunderstanding when I slapped you before, do you understand the misunderstanding? Brother?" Da Fei walked over to the door and said.
???
What's the matter, where's the policeman?
Su San looked at Da Fei coming by himself, very calmly.
"Brother, what's the matter, why are you here alone?" Su San asked.
Geng Hao also looked puzzled.
Da Fei waved his hand towards Su San, indicating that everything was up to him, and his confidence was beyond words.
"Come on, it's really not a problem. There is a proverb on earth that says it is good." Da Fei poured another glass of wine for Chika, then put the scalded yellow throat on it, and put it in his bowl.
Chika sat down, rolled her big eyes, and tapped the table with her fingertips, not knowing what she was thinking.
"There is nothing that one meal of hot pot can't solve. If it doesn't work, then have two meals. If it still doesn't work, add another meal of barbecue!" Da Fei drank his wine directly.
Chika drank a little before, not too violently, and didn't vomit, and seemed to be enjoying it.
"Charlotte, um no, Wang Duoyu, er Dafei brother, who was the one who knocked on the door just now, is it the police?" Su San whispered to Dafei seeing Chika's relaxed expression.
"Don't worry about it, I have a sense of proportion." Da Fei swallowed his mouth and poured another glass of wine.
Seeing them like this, Su San and Geng Hao simply took their seats, forget about him, let's talk about filling their stomachs.
"I've been to ten living planets." Chika stretched out her hands, and her rough voice finally came out.
Su San reckoned that it was the sound only when the headband controlled his voice.
"Brother, you are eight, not ten." Da Fei reminded.
???
Chika looked puzzled, wrong translation?
"1, 2, 35, 6, 7, ten!" Chika counted.
"Hey, my dear, this alien doesn't know how to count!" Geng Hao secretly smiled inwardly.
Su San understood this at once. The emotional aliens are octal. No wonder the technology can develop so advancedly. Does it have to be a power of two that satisfies logical sentences, so that it is easier to develop basic science?
"Brother, seven plus one on our earth is eight, and after eight there are nine, ten, and eleven!" Su San explained.
Chica understood at once, he paused, and a light shone from the ring.
Ding!
[Favourability +10! 】
Hey, can Jiang Zi increase her favorability?
"Ahem, our earth's gravitational acceleration is 9.8 meters per square second!" Su San said first.
Chika's serious expression eased a lot, and the wrinkles on the wide nostrils eased.
Ding!
[Favourability +10! 】
"Our side is called Earth, which is pronounced Earth in English. It is the third planet from the solar system from the inside to the outside. It is also the terrestrial planet with the largest diameter, mass and density in the solar system. It is about 1.496 million kilometers (1 AU) away from the sun!
The earth rotates from west to east and revolves around the sun at the same time.At present, it is 45.5 billion years old and has a natural satellite - the moon. The two form a celestial system - the earth-moon system. Originated from the primordial solar nebula 45.5 billion years ago.
The equatorial radius of the earth is 6378.137 kilometers, the polar radius is 6356.752 kilometers, the average radius is about 6371 kilometers, and the equatorial circumference is about 40075 kilometers.
The earth's surface area is 5.1 million square kilometers, of which 71% is ocean and 29% is land. From space, the earth is generally blue.Atmosphere, the main components are nitrogen and oxygen and a small amount of carbon dioxide, argon and so on. Su San recited the homework he had done before the time travel.
Chika nodded.
Ding!
[Favourability +10! 】
Ding!
[Chika's favorability has reached the highest level, the task is completed, reward: proficiency in the common language of the Kepler galaxy, and proficiency in the remaining three languages needs to be chosen by the host, and requires negligible consumption of the original power of the plane. 】
In an instant, Su San's head felt filled with a lot of things, and some jerky and difficult languages of unknown system were imprinted in Su San's mind.
He can only roughly base on Chinese as the common language of the Kepler galaxy, and guess that basic communication is no problem, and the others are related to cultural and living habits, which is really impossible.
Do you want to speak a common language of Kepler's galaxy?
Su San was confused.
*&*%¥...&%¥?
Su San still held back, if she said it, Chika might dissect herself on the spot.
"Su San, drink it too, toast our eldest brother!" Da Fei persuaded Su San.
It was getting late at night, and Chika probably knew what he meant, and called the police early tomorrow morning. It should take some time for follow-up arrangements, and then he can prepare to return to reality.
(End of this chapter)
Chika seemed to be thinking about something, the brown gene ball was still spinning around Su San's mouth.
"Would you like to have some first?" Geng Hao filled a glass with wine and handed it to Chika respectfully.
"Bang bang bang!"
There was a knock on the door, Chika put away the gene ball vigilantly, and Su San breathed a sigh of relief.
"Brother, I'll go take a look." Da Fei said to Chika in a sensible manner, and trotted out of the gate.
Outside the door are policemen in uniform.
"You are the one who called the police?" The policeman looked at Da Fei with a normal expression, only slightly alcoholic, not like he was drunk.
"It's illegal to report a false alarm?!" the policeman reminded.
?
Da Fei rolled his eyes.
"I didn't report it. My buddy drank too much, and now the fragments are broken. How can there be any aliens? He also said that Ultraman is here. I can't persuade him. Now it's good, he fell asleep in fragments." , I was the one who wiped my ass!" Da Fei took out a cigarette from his pocket and passed it on to the policeman.
"What's the situation?" The policeman pretended to go in.
"My buddy, monkey, this is going to be changed to Hot Pot City these days, he celebrated, and then he drank too much.
Jiumengzi called the police in the middle of the night, brother, I really admire your professionalism. In the middle of the night, you called the police when there were aliens in the police! Seeing that the policeman was not smoking, Da Fei put his cigarette on his ear and said.
"Too much for the common people!" Da Fei commented, blocking the door.
"Huo! Shall I drink with you?" The policeman looked at Da Fei for a moment.
"Drink with me." Da Fei said.
"Then you are the alien?" The policeman was speechless and said with a smile.
"Yes!" Da Fei was relieved to see the police turn back.
This guy, I don’t have enough traffic, so I’m fawning so much, aliens, I expect him to help me sell wine!
"Hmph, so which star are you from?" The policeman probed and couldn't see why.
Da Fei looked at the sky, embarrassed.
"There are too many dark clouds, can't you find a home?"
"Huh? Hahaha?" Da Fei laughed along with him.
"Laugh? After sobering up, come to our police station to apply for a temporary residence permit with your planet's valid documents. If you don't come, I will deport you!" The police put on their hats, got in the car and left.
"Slow down, slow down!" Da Fei greeted.
Su San was very anxious, Da Fei, why didn't he bring the police over here, something happened?Could it be the American agents who knocked on the door?No way?
Su San got up and was about to go to the door to have a look, but Geng Hao stopped him and gave him a glance at Chika.
Chika stared at Su San.
It's over, can Jie not leave?
"Brother, it was a misunderstanding when I slapped you before, do you understand the misunderstanding? Brother?" Da Fei walked over to the door and said.
???
What's the matter, where's the policeman?
Su San looked at Da Fei coming by himself, very calmly.
"Brother, what's the matter, why are you here alone?" Su San asked.
Geng Hao also looked puzzled.
Da Fei waved his hand towards Su San, indicating that everything was up to him, and his confidence was beyond words.
"Come on, it's really not a problem. There is a proverb on earth that says it is good." Da Fei poured another glass of wine for Chika, then put the scalded yellow throat on it, and put it in his bowl.
Chika sat down, rolled her big eyes, and tapped the table with her fingertips, not knowing what she was thinking.
"There is nothing that one meal of hot pot can't solve. If it doesn't work, then have two meals. If it still doesn't work, add another meal of barbecue!" Da Fei drank his wine directly.
Chika drank a little before, not too violently, and didn't vomit, and seemed to be enjoying it.
"Charlotte, um no, Wang Duoyu, er Dafei brother, who was the one who knocked on the door just now, is it the police?" Su San whispered to Dafei seeing Chika's relaxed expression.
"Don't worry about it, I have a sense of proportion." Da Fei swallowed his mouth and poured another glass of wine.
Seeing them like this, Su San and Geng Hao simply took their seats, forget about him, let's talk about filling their stomachs.
"I've been to ten living planets." Chika stretched out her hands, and her rough voice finally came out.
Su San reckoned that it was the sound only when the headband controlled his voice.
"Brother, you are eight, not ten." Da Fei reminded.
???
Chika looked puzzled, wrong translation?
"1, 2, 35, 6, 7, ten!" Chika counted.
"Hey, my dear, this alien doesn't know how to count!" Geng Hao secretly smiled inwardly.
Su San understood this at once. The emotional aliens are octal. No wonder the technology can develop so advancedly. Does it have to be a power of two that satisfies logical sentences, so that it is easier to develop basic science?
"Brother, seven plus one on our earth is eight, and after eight there are nine, ten, and eleven!" Su San explained.
Chica understood at once, he paused, and a light shone from the ring.
Ding!
[Favourability +10! 】
Hey, can Jiang Zi increase her favorability?
"Ahem, our earth's gravitational acceleration is 9.8 meters per square second!" Su San said first.
Chika's serious expression eased a lot, and the wrinkles on the wide nostrils eased.
Ding!
[Favourability +10! 】
"Our side is called Earth, which is pronounced Earth in English. It is the third planet from the solar system from the inside to the outside. It is also the terrestrial planet with the largest diameter, mass and density in the solar system. It is about 1.496 million kilometers (1 AU) away from the sun!
The earth rotates from west to east and revolves around the sun at the same time.At present, it is 45.5 billion years old and has a natural satellite - the moon. The two form a celestial system - the earth-moon system. Originated from the primordial solar nebula 45.5 billion years ago.
The equatorial radius of the earth is 6378.137 kilometers, the polar radius is 6356.752 kilometers, the average radius is about 6371 kilometers, and the equatorial circumference is about 40075 kilometers.
The earth's surface area is 5.1 million square kilometers, of which 71% is ocean and 29% is land. From space, the earth is generally blue.Atmosphere, the main components are nitrogen and oxygen and a small amount of carbon dioxide, argon and so on. Su San recited the homework he had done before the time travel.
Chika nodded.
Ding!
[Favourability +10! 】
Ding!
[Chika's favorability has reached the highest level, the task is completed, reward: proficiency in the common language of the Kepler galaxy, and proficiency in the remaining three languages needs to be chosen by the host, and requires negligible consumption of the original power of the plane. 】
In an instant, Su San's head felt filled with a lot of things, and some jerky and difficult languages of unknown system were imprinted in Su San's mind.
He can only roughly base on Chinese as the common language of the Kepler galaxy, and guess that basic communication is no problem, and the others are related to cultural and living habits, which is really impossible.
Do you want to speak a common language of Kepler's galaxy?
Su San was confused.
*&*%¥...&%¥?
Su San still held back, if she said it, Chika might dissect herself on the spot.
"Su San, drink it too, toast our eldest brother!" Da Fei persuaded Su San.
It was getting late at night, and Chika probably knew what he meant, and called the police early tomorrow morning. It should take some time for follow-up arrangements, and then he can prepare to return to reality.
(End of this chapter)
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