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Chapter 327 I've Never Seen...

Chapter 327 I've Never Seen...

"Once again, I'm really a player."

Badors has fallen into a state of doubting his life, and Li Si also took the opportunity to take over the live camera, smiling at the camera and continuing to make up:

"And I never said that I am an NPC. I have always sold things honestly. It's just that you guessed yourself, or you didn't want to admit that I am a player. If you really want to blame, you can blame Li Ritian."

Hearing Li Si's re-emphasis, a ray of hope rose again in Badors' eyes, but when he subconsciously glanced at the live barrage, he was completely ashamed again.

"No, I don't believe it, I don't listen!"

The bullshit... still exists.

Then there are countless gags to pay for.

"Whether it's an NPC or not, you have to be responsible for my hundreds of favor cards and take away my husband."

"Are you selling things honestly? This is the biggest joke I've ever heard in my life!"

"I don't care, you cheated our relationship, we must discount it, compensate one hundred federal coins, and the whole server will lose its memory immediately."

"Yes, yes, there must be a discount, and you will be compensated with one hundred federal coins. The entire server will lose its memory immediately. You can continue to be your NPC and keep the formation downstairs."

"Formation +1!"

"Formation +10086!"

……

"Discount? My discount here is only broken bones, do you want it?"

The more people there were and the more active they were, the happier Li Si was, and he interacted with the live barrage with a smile in his eyes.

Hearing this, there are countless ellipsis and question marks in the bullet screens that maintain the formation, but there are also some players whose native language is Huaxia, who were very happy to hear the "[-]% off" and howled I want it.

"Well, I have asked Pandora to record your IDs. If I see you next time, I will definitely give you a fracture package. Broken arms and hands are all free, and broken chests and spines are half price."

Li Si continued to talk nonsense and procrastinated for time, attracting a row of ellipses in the barrage.

With such a 'big news', the number of viewers in the live broadcast room has been increasing rapidly, and more and more players have gathered to call friends, and the number has skyrocketed to more than 200 million in just a short moment.

However, Li Si was still a little dissatisfied, so he decided to add another fire.

"If you discount it, will you have selective amnesia?"

Hesitantly glanced at more and more bullet screens maintaining formation, and after struggling and hesitating for a while, Li Si finally sighed: "Well, I really can't help you, although it's not my original intention to pretend to be an NPC, but After all, I deceived everyone, so how about it, you go and call the friends you know, and when the number reaches 500 million, I will announce a major decision that benefits the country and the people."

As soon as these words came out, the entire live broadcast room boiled instantly, and the barrage that originally compensated for amnesia disappeared without a trace.

Do profiteers really want to bleed to compensate?There is such a good thing?
You must know that these people were just following the tide to join in the fun. I didn't expect the profiteers to actually plan to make up for it. This is definitely a surprise, a big surprise.

This is a profiteer, Li Stan, a profiteer who cheats people without paying for his life!Bleeding compensation?Rare through the ages!

"Fuck, profiteer, are you serious? Will you compensate if the number of viewers reaches 500 million?"

"There is such a good thing? Mage chicken, you wait, I will call someone immediately, this time you must also taste the taste of bankruptcy!"

"Brothers, no matter how much the compensation is, just focus on making profiteers suffer, and I will take the lead in doing it first! There are not many good opportunities to make profiteers bleed, and I will earn a dime!"

"Emmm, wake up, this cliff is another trick of a profiteer, have you forgotten what kind of pee he is?"

"A major decision that benefits the country and the people... I seem to have discovered a great power."

"Idol, I'm Xiaoyue, I can't make it up! How can you make it up? If you dare to make it up, I won't let you be my idol anymore."

The old players in the live broadcast room were overjoyed, and even Xiao Mengxin felt that something good had happened. Although some people still thought that this was just a new routine for profiteers to deceive people, a large part of them also called their friends make friends.

Anyway, I just asked my friends to watch a live broadcast, and I won’t lose anything, and even if the profiteer only compensates a dime, as long as it can make the profiteer bleed, they will feel that it is a profit, at least they can vent their anger.

As the saying goes, one spreads ten, ten spreads one hundred, everyone has their own social circle and contacts, when everyone works together, it is the legendary "Amway" effect, and the spread is simply viral.

It didn't take much time, and the number of people in the live broadcast room really reached a terrifying number of 500 million.

This is half of the total number of players in the game. Counting those who are not online, it can be said that most of the players in the game are concentrated in this forum live post.

"The number of people has reached, make up! Quickly make up!"

"Yes, yes, compensation!"

The moment the number of people reached 500 million, many players immediately rushed to urge them, and the bullet screen was so densely packed that it was impossible to see the live broadcast at all.

"No problem, thank you for your support. I, Li Stan, a model of integrity, will abide by my previous promise. Next, I will announce a major decision that will benefit the country and the people."

Li Si was still smiling, but the 'major decision' emphasized again gave the booing crowd in the live broadcast room a bad feeling.

"The first online game store in reality is launched, sexy sales online transactions, famous player Li Stan's physical guarantee, integrity guarantee! Everything is in Sanda Buludian Standian Kangmeng..."

Li Si didn't speak any more, but a sharp and passionate female voice suddenly sounded in the live broadcast room, and the magical commercial words began to be played in a loop with magical sounds around the ears.

"Fuck!"

Even though they felt a little bad just now, everyone was still stunned by this shameless routine.

Advertising?
We are rebelling against you!If you don't rush to make discounts and compensate customers to retain customers, it's fine, but you still shamelessly advertise?
And let us pull people over to listen to your advertisement?This is the so-called major decision?

Isn't this equivalent to us begging you to advertise?Do the routines need to be so deep?

I have never seen such a brazen person!
"Routines... are all routines, mom, I want to go back to the countryside."

"I knew that a profiteer has a lot of tricks... How could a profiteer suffer a loss? He has lost money and become a billionaire."

"Sure enough, you are indeed my idol. You are the most powerful advertising realm in history. It's terrifying for customers to beg you to advertise."

"No, I won't listen, even if you kill me, I won't listen to your advertisement either!"

"It's over... This advertisement is poisonous, and the magic sound is lingering in my ears, playing in a loop in my mind. I can't forget it even if I want to. What should I do..."

"Why do I feel that this advertisement is inexplicably emotional, and I even have the urge to raise the flag to salute..."

(End of this chapter)

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