Please don't force me to be a god.

Story of: Please don't force me to be a god.

Zhang Tian accidentally "fell" into ancient times. Soldiers and generals shouted, "Great God, great power!" The emperor and ministers and nobles blocked the door of his house, begging, "Great God, be merciful! Please have mercy on us, and grant us the magic to live forever!" A wealthy businessman came with a large sum of money, "I am infertile, please help me give birth to a son..." The scholar said, "Master, please accept me as your disciple and take me to heaven." Zhang Tian was helpless, "I have explained it many times, I am really not a god. Hey, hey, hey, that's too much! You are hugging me to the thighs..."