Playing bad Konoha starts with adding points

Chapter 1 Chakra, Chajinla and Chatonla

Konoha, early spring, midnight, after rain.

A slightly decadent man with an unshaven beard sat on a park bench looking up at the starry sky after the rain. There were many empty wine bottles strewn about on the chair.

The only thing that is different from the ordinary good-for-nothing uncle is that under the embarrassing beard, the outline of his cheeks is still a bit handsome, although it has a tendency to deteriorate.

A man in his 30s looks like he's drinking with a lollipop in his mouth. I just think he's not fully mentally ill, but full of perverts.

What's even more strange is that there is a black and white plush creature next to it, wearing a hooded sweater with the word "Huang" written on it, sitting lazily like a human, with a catnip cigarette in one paw, in its arms Still holding a bottle of Mutian Polygonum wine.

Only after getting close can I find that this product is not a pig, but a cat.

"Sanmaru, I heard that cats will turn into beautiful girls on moonlit nights. When will you change? I hope it will be a 1.4-meter-eight black-haired animal-eared loli." Uchiha Tomie raised a lollipop with a lollipop in his mouth The sake bottle took a sip, and asked vaguely in his mouth.

"Hey...you are already 30 years old, when will you give up this unrealistic fantasy, even if it will change, the uncle will become a young and handsome man, to hook up with girls, the uncle is male!" Fat cat Sanmaru scorned He took a sip of Mutian Polygonum wine.

"It's a false age! A false age! Although there is only one difference between 29 and [-], the gap is like a sweet strawberry lollipop and a rotten stinky mouse. The popularity of the period is not nonsense!" Uchiha Tomie He blushed and defended angrily.

"Is there a difference? You haven't always been a rotten mouse. When did you become a strawberry lollipop? Because of your reputation, I have no face in the world of ninja cats." Sanmaru tried hard to raise his right hand He wanted to scratch his chin, but he couldn't reach it.

"Regret...I regret it, I regret why I bought the time-traveling business on Bingxixi because I wanted to be cheap at the beginning. If I didn't get greedy for the cheap price, I wouldn't have come to this sad place, and if I didn't come to this sad place, I wouldn't have come across this sad place. It's a sad thing to destroy the whole family..." Uchiha Tomie held his forehead, and began to think about it with deep resentment.

"You're drunk, and you're talking nonsense again." Sanwan also took a sip of Mutian Polygonum wine, squinted his eyes and snored comfortably.

Uchiha Tomie has been through for 29 years, and he has lived longer than his previous life, so long that he even forgot many things in his previous life.

From the first moment of birth after crossing, there is a system in the eyes, but this system consumes too much energy during the crossing process, the loading level is only 97%, and I don’t even know the content, but it will slowly absorb every moment Energy in the body to recharge.

So Uchiha Tomie, a three-year-old child who showed a strong interest in the pornographic magazines his father hid under the mattress, often had two dark circles under his eyes, was so weak that he was known as a kid with kidney deficiency.

Also because of too much physical exertion, I can't practice gymnastics. I can only go shopping lazily with a lollipop in my mouth all day long, tell some stories, and amuse children of the same age.

Looking at the progress bar that is slowly but steadily rising every day, Uchiha Tomie expects to be able to officially open the system when he graduates at the age of 12.

Relying on the backing of a gold finger, Uchiha Tomie, who has no physical strength, is not good at cultivation, and almost paddling in his studies. He can lie under the desk all summer and pick up pens.

It's not that he doesn't want to practice seriously, the main reason is that he consumes all the chakra every day, and he's as tired as the dregs of the medicine that was emptied by the rich woman in the cowherd's shop. How can he have the energy to practice other things? To pass the time like reading some unscrupulous magazines.

Therefore, at home, no matter how good the elder brother Fugaku Uchiha is, Tomie is as useless as he is, and as much as Fugaku has been praised, Tomie has been beaten so many times.

Fuyue is known as the light of Uchiha, and Tomie is known as the shame of Uchiha.

Originally, I thought about the day when the golden finger will arrive in the account, the Dragon King will return, the good-for-nothing will counterattack, pretend to be a slap in the face, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life.

However, on the day of graduation, he was dumbfounded.

99.9% of the progress bar, no matter how chakra is injected, there is no way to fluctuate a little bit.

System prompt: The remaining 0.1% needs to be injected into Chaliangla, and you can ask people to help.

So Fu Jiang could only have the cheek to beg for some Chakra to help his tribe, and finally pulled the progress bar to 20% at the age of 99.99.

The necessary Cha Liangla was successfully promoted to Cha Jinla.

And this year, the eldest brother Fuyue has returned from the battlefield king of the Three World Wars, and won the title of "Evil Eye".

Uchiha Tomie, who is also the son of the patriarch, didn't even open a gouyu. If he didn't look a little like Fuyue, he even suspected that the beggar at the entrance of the village was his own father.

Seeing a series of major incidents passing before his eyes, Obito kid pretended to die, Kakashi's team fell apart, and Tomie, who could barely be regarded as a ninja level, had more than enough heart but not enough power to turn the wheel of history.

But he's not completely lost yet!
He still wants to gamble!
That night, the Nine Tails Rebellion.

The evil chakra burns the whole Konoha like a materialized flame.

Uchiha Tomie took the opportunity to search for a large number of nine-tailed chakra injection systems.

This time it worked!

successful……

99.999% of Chajinla was successfully promoted to Chatonla.

Fu Jiang, who realized that he had been ruined overnight and lost all his money, tried to embark on a new path, but found that the golden age most suitable for development had disappeared.

Coupled with the approach of the night of genocide, Uchiha Tomie was desperate, lay down completely, completely indulged in eroticism and enjoyed life, and never pulled others to cut him.

Destroy, world, I'm tired...

……

"I regret it... If I do it again, I'll just... burn the curtains... hit the school belle... Dear teacher... How nice it is to be a trendy singer... At least I won't die alone..."

Tomie Uchiha was chewing strawberry-flavored lollipops in his mouth, lying on the bench and looking at the bright moon in the starry sky. as a pillow.

Suddenly, several black shadows wearing masks on the park fence rushed over. After seeing Fu Jiang, one of the shortest figures stopped for a while, explained to his companion twice, and jumped to the park bench in an instant.

"Yo, Itachi, long time no see." Before Anbu could speak, Tomie Uchiha recognized this filial nephew who had been playing with since childhood.

"Second Uncle, you actually recognized me." Itachi took off Anbu's mask, revealing a still immature face.

"Heh, your weasel tail is exposed!" Thinking of this dear nephew who will kill him in the near future, Tomie Uchiha laughed at himself.

"..." Itachi was speechless when he looked at this far-fetched second uncle. He liked to joke to himself since he was a child, saying that he was the reincarnation of a weasel, otherwise why would his father name him Itachi.

It made me feel that I was really a weasel for a long time, and asked my mother to hide her tail every day.

"Second uncle, you're drinking again, go back quickly, it's dangerous to be alone at night." Itachi looked at the wine bottle on the chair and shook his head helplessly.

Although the second uncle was unreliable in the past, he never drank heavily. I don't know why after he entered the Anbu, he became a little depraved.

The key is that there are two pieces of lemon fructose stuffed in the wine bottle. I really doubt what kind of strange taste the second uncle has.

Maybe others think that the second uncle is a fool who is idle and happy all day long, but Itachi knows that the second uncle knows a lot, can make a lot of fun toys, tell a lot of funny stories, and has a lot of ideas about cultivation, but it is only because of his father Under the dazzling halo, the second uncle looked particularly useless.

"I know, I know, I'm useless, I have the lowest combat power in the whole Konoha, even Parker can hang me, but there's no need to say something like it's dangerous at night to scare me? I'm not a three-year-old kid. "Uchiha Tomie waved his hand weakly.

"That's not what I meant, Second Uncle..." Itachi quickly explained: "The prison unexpectedly rioted today, some prisoners escaped, and the entire Anbu is going all out to hunt it down, so you must be careful."

"Really, what are the guards in the prison doing for food... But you don't have to be so alarmist. This is the base camp of Konoha. Even if the prisoners escape, it is too late to escape, and they will come to the center of the village to attack? You are too careful, right? My stupid nephew..." Uchiha Tomie didn't feel any sense of crisis at all, and even turned over, planning to sleep in the park today.

"Well, that's the case, but safety should come first, that... I'm going to perform the task first, you go home early." Itachi nodded, he didn't think the escaped prisoners would come to the village .

"Why are you in such a hurry, do you want to play a game of Naruto?" Uchiha Tomie suddenly sat up, and took out a stack of cards from his arms.

"Second uncle...not at this time..." Itachi was a little embarrassed.

"I don't fish at work, I have a problem with my mind, so hurry up while your father is away." Uchiha Tomie has even started to shuffle the cards.

"Second Uncle, it's really not good, the task is the heaviest in the Anbu." Itachi's attitude was very firm this time.

"Itachi, you are not cute anymore." Fu Jiang looked at Itachi with resentment, and said earnestly:
"Weasel, listen to my second uncle's persuasion, everything in Anbu is empty, and the water inside is very deep. You can't grasp it. Give me the quota. I'm Fu Jiang, and I'm not afraid of the depth of the water."

"..." Itachi remembered that when he got the quota to enter the Anbu, the second uncle had the courage to fight his father for the first time to prevent himself from entering the Anbu.

The ending is naturally that the second uncle was beaten with a bruised nose and a swollen face, and he still entered the Anbu...

On the first day he entered Anbu, he knew that the village's vigilance and hostility towards the Uchiha clan had reached a very strong level, and even set up a special sentry tower to monitor the Uchiha clan.

From then on, happiness, innocence and happiness all left him.

"Forget it, it's disappointing to see you like this! Go away..." Uchiha Tomie waved his hand impatiently, telling Itachi to leave quickly.

"Well... second uncle, be careful." Itachi nodded.

"By the way, which bastard escaped from prison? Do you want my second uncle to help you?" Uchiha Tomie asked casually. He has served in the Uchiha Police Force for more than ten years, and there were two of them when catching thieves. brushes.

"It's not one, it's the Nine Snake Guards who have escaped from prison..." Itachi thought for a while, and still said the information that would be released sooner or later.

The so-called Nine Snake Guards are the nine powerful subordinates of Orochimaru when he was in Konoha.

When the human experiment of Orochimaru was exposed, Jiu Snake Guards were not informed in time when they defected, resulting in all of Jiu Snake Guards being arrested and imprisoned.

Uchiha Tomie who heard this name, his original expression of not caring about the collapse of the sky gradually became stiff.

"Second Uncle? Second Uncle? What's wrong with you?" Itachi waved his hand in front of Fu Jiang.

"Ah...my intermittent fear of being alone at night has a sudden onset, Weasel, give me a hand and send me home, hurry up!" Fu Jiang jumped up from the bench with a shiver all over his body.

"What?" Itachi stared at Fu Jiang who was nervous.

"Take your third uncle and run quickly." Fu Jiang picked up Sanwan and threw it into Itachi's arms.

"What's the matter?" Itachi's body sank, almost suspecting that he had been thrown off a mountain.

"Do you know who captured the Nine Snake Guards?" Fu Jiang asked mysteriously.

"I don't know." Itachi said honestly.

"Your second uncle!" Fu Jiang pointed to himself with a proud thumbs up.

"Really? I don't believe it." Itachi shook his head.

"Ahem... At least pretend to be adoring, just perfunctory me..."

"Second Uncle is amazing." Itachi praised blankly.

"Weasel, you have changed, you were not like this when you were a child."

(End of this chapter)