Playing bad Konoha starts with adding points

Chapter 2 This system is not serious

It's really not that Itachi looks down on this second uncle.

Not all of these Nine Snake Guards are particularly strong, but the weirdness of ninjutsu is definitely the most difficult to deal with. This second uncle...

Could it be that he told a bad joke and froze them all to death?

"I knew you didn't believe me, go, talk as you go." Fu Jiang waved his hand.

"Hmm..." Itachi looked at the direction where Anbu's companion left, thought for two seconds, and then nodded: "Well, I'll take you home."

"That's right!" Fu Jiang stood up, wrapped the old-fashioned khaki turtleneck windbreaker that hadn't been washed for several years: "Let's go."

"Yeah." Itachi walked side by side with Fu Jiang, holding Sanwan, who was as heavy as a large stone pier in the practice field.

"It's been a difficult time in Anbu. Look at you, the tears are deep again, like Lin Daiyu." Fu Jiang looked at Itachi, who was only half a head shorter than himself, and sighed.

Now that Itachi has joined Anbe, he is not far from genocide. This half-hearted ninja of himself is like a grouse in a storm, a salted fish on a chopping board, unable to shake the inertia of history at all.

I don't know if Itachi will let his second uncle go because he took him to spy on the women's bathhouse since he was a child.

If it doesn't work, he still has a reliable plan B...

I heard that there is a daughter country called Nadeko Village in the ninja world. The country there is full of women. I had no choice but to flee there to revitalize the Uchiha clan. I worked hard every day. After 20 years, with an order, I brought One hundred thousand red-eyed descendants returned to Konoha for revenge.

"It's okay." Itachi replied flatly. He knew that Lin Daiyu was the strong woman who could pull up willow trees with her bare hands, but she loved to cry a little.

"Why, how old are you, and you've learned to hide your thoughts in your heart? Second Uncle watched you grow up, and you know what shit you do when you poke your butt... Isn't it just the messy things in the village and the clan? I think it's good to be thrown into the police force to be isolated like this, and I don't work for nothing, how can there be such a good thing in the world." Fu Jiang walked comfortably along the deserted path with the back of his head in his arms.

Since the Nine-Tails Rebellion six years ago, Konoha has suffered countless casualties from ninjas to civilians, and half of the village has been destroyed, and the Sharingan reflected in Nine-Tails' eyes has pushed the Uchiha clan, who were originally out of gregarious, to the forefront. , so that the whole village harbored malice towards them.

The police force that was originally in charge of guarding the village was completely taken over by Anbu. They became a bunch of useless people who hid in the police department and played cards all day long, but at least the salary they should be paid was not missing at all.

"Well...if everyone in the clan can be as happy as Second Uncle, maybe there won't be such troublesome things." Itachi nodded slightly in agreement.

"The key word in your words seems to be "two", but Fuyue is the same, throwing such a lot of pressure on a child, even a dog can't do it... I think you should relax, why don't you go with him on the weekend? Girlfriend, let's go out on a date!" Fu Jiang suddenly gave a thumbs up, revealing his shiny white teeth.

"Well... I'm very busy... and Izumi is just my ordinary friend..." Hearing the second uncle mentioned Izumi, Itachi blushed slightly, and immediately turned his head away.

"Hey, Weasel, I didn't mention Quanjiang just now, did I... Listen, who is not calling on himself?" Fu Jiang smiled wickedly.

"Second Uncle, didn't you just say that you wanted to tell me about your arrest of Nine Snake Guards?" Itachi immediately changed the topic. Now that conflicts between the family and the village are sparking at any time, he doesn't have the energy to take care of his children.

"That...you listen carefully, it was a cloudy summer day, and I calculated that something big would happen to Konoha, and I brought your third uncle in ambush early on the only way they had to escape, After scolding them with a three-inch tongue, while they are extremely ashamed, I use the fire escape dragon flame singing technique, and your third uncle uses the diamond meow claw..."

"You brag, can you not take me..." Sanmaru lazily rolled over in Itachi's arms, making Itachi feel as if a giant dragon was writhing in his arms.

Fu Jiang blushed, with blue veins bursting out on his forehead, and argued, "How can it be called bragging...can the story told by the second uncle be called bragging?"

Itachi smiled and shook his head. It’s not a day or two since my second uncle likes to brag. When I was a child and listened to my second uncle telling stories, I thought for a long time that my second uncle really punched Moon Kaguya and kicked Iwagakushi Onogi. , and finally returned to the village for retirement because of invincibility.

Itachi wanted to say something, but suddenly his expression froze.

"What's wrong?" Fu Jiang asked.

"Sorry, Uncle, there's been a fight at the main body." Itachi shook his head.

"The main body???" Fu Jiang felt that the leaves after the rain were a bit damp, which made him feel confused.

"Second Uncle, be careful." Itachi turned into smoke and dissipated with a bang.

"???" Shinobu Sanmaru landed on his back, causing the ground to tremble slightly, with question marks hanging on his head.

"This brat... When did you release the shadow avatar, even the second uncle dared to be perfunctory..." Fu Jiang laughed at himself.

"You said... Nine Snake Guards were treated so badly by you, they won't really come to you for revenge after they escaped, right?" Sanwan struggled to twist her body a few times before standing up.

"Listen, are you talking in human language? It's so scary to hear at night, let's hide in the park, in case there is really a Nine Snake Guards who go to our house, click, my future ten Wan Yu Zhibo's grandchildren lost their father before they were born, how pitiful." Fu Jiang touched his neck, feeling the cold wind at night like a poisonous snake burrowing into his neck.

"Stop fantasizing, even if you go to Nadeshiko Village, people won't look down on you, a 30-year-old spoiled uncle." Sanwan rolled his eyes and mocked ruthlessly.

"29! 29! Age is a very strict number! How can it be tampered with at will!" Fu Jiang said angrily.

"Hehehehe~ Then do you want me to help you stay forever at 29 years old..." A woman's weird laughter suddenly came from above her head.

"Okay, how solid..." Uchiha Tomie suddenly realized that something was wrong, the wine suddenly sobered seven points, and when he looked up, a young and beautiful girl was hanging upside down on the tree like a frizzle lizard, and the two of them were almost close to each other. face off.

"Gudong..." Uchiha Tomie stopped where he was, blushing, and swallowed fiercely. This is the first time he has been so close to a woman for two lifetimes.

"Well, it's pretty pretty."

"You're blushing with a bubble teapot, she's wearing a prison uniform, run!" Although Sanmaru is fat, she stretched out her hand nimbly and kicked Fu Jiang's stomach. Fu Jiang felt as if she had been hit by a heavy locomotive , the whole person flew out.

Even so, it was too late, the pretty girl hanging upside down on the tree suddenly grinned, the corners of her mouth reaching to the base of her ears, revealing jagged fangs, her beautiful appearance was instantly ruined by a bloody gap.

"Am I still pretty?"

The neck stretched wildly and unscientifically, chased it out and bit Fu Jiang's neck, then retracted quickly, licking the blood on the tip of his lips and tongue with enjoyment: "Three years... I haven't tasted blood donation in three years ... Uchiha Tomie, do you know how idiotic I was waiting to bite you?"

"Curse... Curse Seal... Orochi Fluid Art... It really is... Nine Snake Guards..." Uchiha Tomie is good, but his eyesight is still there, looking at the snake-shaped spell spreading from his neck, and that The inconceivably twisted neck easily guessed the other party's identity.

"Oh... just remember now? I haven't forgotten your scum, my name is Shekujiu, if it weren't for you bastard, I'm afraid we would have made peace with the great Orochimaru-sama long ago, how could it be possible in that damn Stay in the prison for three years!" The young woman in tattered prison uniform bent down and grabbed Fu Jiang by the collar.

"Ajiu... listen to my sophistry..." Uchiha Tomie kept swallowing nervously, because from his angle, he could just see some parts that are not suitable for children from the loose prison uniform.

It's just that at this time, he didn't have any thoughts of getting angry with the slit girl, but his fingers kept hinting behind Sanwan's back to call for someone, and he, a rookie, couldn't win any of the Nine Snake Guards, let alone When he came up, he was hit by the bondage seal.

"I made a special trip to kill you. It seems that the luck bestowed by Master Orochimaru is really good. If you bastard hides in the Uchiha clan, you may still have a little trouble. Hehe, if you are here...you can I tried to leave my last words, even though I don't know how to listen..." The woman of the Nine Snake Guards licked her lips with a smile, and suddenly looked at Uchiha Tomie's straight eyes again, thinking a little puzzledly:

"Huh? The curse seal bestowed on me by Oshemaru-sama only has a strong binding ability, and I have never seen a side effect of blushing..."

Following Uchiha Tomie's staring eyes, he looked over...

He actually looked in along the neckline of his loose prison uniform...

"Ah! You bastard, you are still in spring when you are about to die. You will only eat rice expensive if you are left in this world? Go to hell!" Snake Jiujiu frantically grabbed Fu Jiang and flung him away, just hitting the bird Sneaky and trying to escape from the fat and cheap cat who called people.

"Gah! I'm crushed to death! Get up!" Sanmaru screamed, but couldn't push Fu Jiang away.

"Haha...hahaha...it hurts...hahahaha..." Uchiha Tomie laughed like a fool, vomiting blood and laughing like crazy.

"What? Are you going to be stupid?" She Jiujiu spat in disgust, and walked step by step.

Uchiha Tomie is still laughing, he is not in the mood to watch any sweet pictures when he is about to die, he is laughing that he has been fixed at 99.999% of the night system, after absorbing the chakra of the Orochimaru curse seal, he has reached 100%, and the cheat is turned on.

"All things add point system open"

"You can add points to anything that exists to obtain powerful attributes"

"Uchiha Tomie"+
"Age: 30 years old" +
"Gender: Male" +
"Body energy: 10 points" +
"Spiritual energy: 15 points" +
"Ninjutsu: Transfiguration, Substitution, Clone, Uchiha Sword, Fireball..." +
"Initial point: 5 points"

"Any behavior has the possibility of earning points."

"Is there only five o'clock? Quick... add some to me, kaleidoscope, I want kaleidoscope!" Fu Jiang thought excitedly.

"Insufficient points" the system ruthlessly replied, other than that, there was no prompt, as if everything was waiting for him to explore by himself.

"Geneva, refund the money!!!" Uchiha Tomie almost roared, and Snake Kuijiu had already walked over step by step. In her escape situation, even if she was a villain, she would never give herself a chance to talk nonsense, and she would be sure in the next second Just bite on the neck and burst the juice.

Died under the mouth of the Gap Girl... This way of dying is too embarrassing!

But when you go out for a drink in the village, who would carry a ninja tool with you? There are no other ninja tools that can be added, and even adding points to Sanmaru will indicate that the points are not enough.

Between life and death, Uchiha Tomie touched a small tree stick that was one finger thick and fell on the ground, as if a child had folded it off as a sword and then threw it on the ground.

An ordinary branch that can no longer be ordinary, you can no longer remind that the points are not enough, right?

"Add more points!" Uchiha Tomie grabbed the branch, using the dead horse as a living horse doctor.

Immediately a reminder appeared in the eyes:
"twigs"

1: Give the branch a cool name.

2: A strawberry-flavored orange grows.

3: Spanking hurts
4: 10% chance of random mutation (need to spend a little more points)
Uchiha Tomie held the branch and stopped thinking.

"If you don't have a last word...then prepare to die..." Snake Jiu had already walked in front of her, with her mouth open, the corners of her mouth raised high, showing a strange smile again.

"Bridge bean sack... I ask three questions, if you answer, I will let you kill without any resistance!"

"If I tell you that this branch has a cool name, will you let me go?" Uchiha Tomie couldn't think about making the right choice by himself, so he could only ask the enemy.

"Huh?" She Jijiu tilted her head to see the fool's expression.

"Well, it seems not, next, do you like strawberry-flavored oranges?" Uchiha Tomie continued to ask.

"I like to eat your mother!" She Jiujiu was already impatient.

"Then... If I use this twig to slap your butt, which hurts, will you let me go?" Uchiha Tomie asked carefully holding the twig.

"I'll stuff it into your ass, and then pull it out of your mouth, well, three questions are over, die!" Snake Jiu Jiu showed a cruel smile.

"4! I choose 4! Add some mutations!" Uchiha Tomie immediately fought to the death.

"Ding, mutation succeeded"

Immediately, a row of words appeared on the stick.

"Pan Jinlian smashed Ximen Qing's stick"

"???" Uchiha Tomie stopped thinking again.

She Jiujiu was still approaching step by step.

Uchiha Tomie was nervous as if holding Harry Potter's wand, pointing at Snake Kuijiu, "I warn you, don't pass it... This stick is very powerful..."

"Awesome? Show me how good you are?" She Xijiu easily took the stick from Fu Jiang's hand and threw it into the sky.

Uchiha Tomie looked up and watched the small stick rotate 720 degrees in the air, hit the branch above, and fell straight down, landing on his head with a slap.

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At this moment, the wind stopped, the cherry blossoms fell, and time and space were all still.

In Fu Jiang's eyes, the slit-mouthed female snake, Kui Jiu, became like a danxia with bright eyes and bright teeth.

In She Jiujiu's eyes, Fu Jiang, a decadent and wretched man, has become handsome and suave.

This is a miracle that has a power to shine.

That is love.

this moment……

A Jiu fell in love with A Jiang.

On a starry night.

Anbu ran across the wall.

Meteors also pierced the night sky.

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(End of this chapter)