Playing bad Konoha starts with adding points

Chapter 10 Help me call the cat car

Who am I, where am I, why should I kneel in front of him in such a shameful posture?
Snake Ghouba kept torturing himself with his soul.

But no matter how hard he tried, every inch of his body was trembling violently, but it was still like being sealed by a sealing technique, and he couldn't get rid of this mysterious power no matter what.

"Points delivered to your door... It's easier than picking up trash, Sanmaru, be gentler, compared to a cold corpse, I think Hokage-sama would definitely want to torture him alive, maybe he would be willing to do this Paying a lot of good citizen bonuses..."

Sanmaru had already bowed his body and was ready to attack. After seeing Tomie inexplicably controlling She Kui Hachi, he immediately lifted his fat belly with a mysterious weight, and jumped down from the cabinet.

"Three pills with a thousand catties breaking face claws!"

In fact, Sanmaru practiced ninja swords when he was young. Later, he gained weight and had no money to suck catnip, so he sold ninja swords to sword dogs. Now he can only fight with his claws.

However, the pale claws piercing the darkness, with the gravitational potential energy of more than a hundred catties attached, are not overpowering, and it is not an exaggeration to say that they are battering rams.

"Is it that fat pig?...I could see it clearly just now!" A snake tail with white scales spread out from Snake Kuba's buttocks, wrapping around Sanwan's body flexibly in the air, Hit the floor hard, leaving a big hole.

"It's a cat...not a pig..." Sanwan stared at him.

"Nani!!! Has each of you been transformed into a snake man by Orochimaru!" Fu Jiang almost roared.

"Die! When you mention Oshemaru-sama, you must strengthen the title of honor!" She Kuiba suddenly opened her mouth, and the snake letter made a deep breath, as if some gas was about to be ejected out.

"Fake, what kind of information did Fu Yue give!" A large part of Fu Jiang's confidence in the duel came from the information Fu Yue gave to the Nine Snake Guards.

There is no one mentioning that they will also transform into biochemical transformations!

Seeing that Snake Kuba is about to spray his face with a mouthful of venom of unknown taste, and his only helper, Sanmaru, is tightly bound by his snake tail. When he is 100% empty-handed to catch the sword and controls the enemy, he has nothing to do move……

People are so anxious that they can do anything, Fu Jiang has no other choice!

Flicking the flip-flops on his left foot, his body remained still, his toes had already been stuffed into Snake Kuba's nostrils, and he was still twisting slightly...

Snake Kuba's body froze.

Why……

Why would someone use such a shameless trick.

Are all 30-year-old men so shameless?

But the next second...

The description of the system is authoritative.

Inadvertently, Snake Kuba's tail stretched comfortably and involuntarily.

"Ah! Meat bouncing pinball!"

The liberated Sanmaru kicked him, hitting the back of the head, and Snake Kuiba fainted with a happy smile.

"Chi Chi...A Jiang really has a trick...to catch him so easily..." Sanwan sat down on She Kuba's body.

"Easy? I've been in hell for three times. It's not easy." Fu Jiang complained cursingly while pouring tap water on his toes.

If it wasn't for the low hand who added a little bit to Sunflower, it is estimated that in the middle of the night, when he was sleepy, She Kuba would be able to make himself unable to draw a knife with a sneak attack.

If it weren't for 100% control of him with bare hands and white blades, this special Jōnin who is good at flexibility and body art in the outdated information, it is estimated that neither of them can beat him.

If not, let him spit out a mouthful of poison, I'm afraid it will kill him.

In short, without a system, he would have died.

"Then are you going to send him to the Hokage Building now?" Sanmaru asked.

"Send it so early, so that old pervert Sarutobi Hiraku can eat three more bowls of rice and sleep well? Let's go through the trial first." Fu Jiang poured a basin of water over to wake up Snake Kuba.

"Bastard... Pervert, what kind of magic are you using... Some kind of let me go heads-up..." The villain said meaningless cruel words as always.

"Although I am a scumbag, I once thought about taking refuge in Orochimaru to see if I could get some interstitial cells or something... But at that time, Orochimaru and Danzo were wearing a pair of tights, and I, Uchiha, might be squeezed in. When slicing the material..."

"But this does not prevent me from admiring that mad scientist..."

"For example, can you tell me what the hole in your mouth is for?" Tomie squatted on the ground and knocked on the head of Snake Kuuhachi who had been trying to turn around, but it was a pity that Sanwan was as heavy as a mountain , he couldn't twist it at all.

"Hmph... Do you think I'll tell you?" Snake Kuba finally gave up struggling, but still remained unconvinced.

"Old Ba, Lao Ba... Do you know that the sewers in this old street of ours are very poor in sewage drainage, and the septic tanks are blocked at every turn. After so many years of fermentation, the smell of stool is so strong..." Fu Jiang smiled like a man demon.

Snake Ghoul Bakuang rolled his eyes.

"Your face is blushing...don't worry, I'll just calm down for you." Fu Jiang really turned around to get the spoon, as if he really planned to feed him.

"It's a compressed air hole...connected to the lungs and the poison sac, capable of spraying venom...and the wind escape..." Snake Ghouba could only obediently hand over the information.

"Oh, can Fengdun work too? Adding venom...isn't it equal to poisonous mist? This guy is not honest!" Fu Jiang reacted immediately. In this closed room, if he spit out poisonous mist, he would probably be poisonous. It was also uncomfortable, so I quickly opened the window to ventilate.

"Wait... I haven't finished talking yet, you connected it yourself..." She Kuba quickly explained.

"Okay, I'll give you another chance... Tell me about the information about the rest of you, where are they, and what are they good at?" Fu Jiang squatted down again.

The information given by Fu Yue is seriously outdated, and even his appearance has changed. It can be said that there is almost no reference value.

"...I don't know." Snake Ghouba said after hesitating for a while.

"The mouth is very hard...Three pills!"

"No, no, no... I'm not those stupid dogs, I don't touch that thing." Sanmaru waved his hands repeatedly.

"Okay, then I'll do it myself..."

"No, I really don't know..." Snake Kuba was very nervous.

"You just hesitated for 0.5 seconds!"

"Our Nine Snake Guards act alone when we perform tasks, and we don't ask each other about other people's abilities...so I really don't know..." Snake Kuba immediately explained.

"It doesn't matter if you don't say it. Anyway, when you get to Hokage, as soon as the mountain clan's torturer comes out, the things in your mind will be like earthworm intestines. Before that..." Fu Jiang threatened.

"I... I only know She Guqi's ability... because we have performed missions together... His sword skills are very powerful, especially double swords."

"Oh? It's not just double knives, right? Each of you has traces of biochemical transformation. Snake Jiu will soften your body and eject it. You can spray poison and have a tail. So what is Snake Qi's biochemical transformation power? ?” The older people live, the smarter they are, Fu Jiang’s 50 years of experience make every question he asks on the point.

"...It's a snake..." Snake Kuba was still a little hesitant.

"Good..." Fu Jiang squatted down, half comforting, half threatening.

"Go to hell! You and the person you care about the most, go to hell!!! Hahahaha!" Snake Kuba suddenly laughed wildly, his body swelled rapidly visible to the naked eye, and the rope was deeply strangled into the flesh and blood .

"Hey! Is there really something desperate?" Fu Jiang almost exhausted the fastest speed in his life, jumped up, and jumped out of the window.

I can only say that good people get good rewards, because I was afraid of him spraying poisonous fog, so I opened the window, which saved two seconds of precious time to escape.

Although Sanwan was a little fatter, his speed was still that of a cat, jumping even faster.

"Oshemaru-sama...long live!!!"

There was a loud bang.

She Ghouba was completely fried into green sticky flesh, which evenly covered every corner of the room.

He never thought of betraying anyone in the Nine Snake Guards, and he told some information to numb Fu Jiang so that he could get close to him.

It's a pity that the skill of self-explosion can only be practiced once in a lifetime, and Snake Baba's chest was pressed by the fat cat again, looking a bit rusty, and the venom failed to smear Fu Jiang's face.

"Ahhhh...my police department...my money..." Fu Jiang looked at his second home in dismay, scratching his head in pain.

This room is full of flesh and blood, if you want to clean it up, you have to hire a few mizukun shinobi. It is estimated that 10,000+ taels are gone. I don’t know if Hokage will reimburse it.

"A Jiang, you are so amazing..." The moment Sanwan jumped out of the window, he actually rescued Sunflower.

"I'm a good hammer..." A guy like Fu Jiang who would rather betray the organization than sacrifice his life, probably won't understand the psychology of self-destruction for the sake of the organization in his life.

"No, you've been poisoned, yet you can still speak in anger!" Sanwan pointed at Fu Jiang's back.

Fu Jiang turned his head to look at the glass slag behind him, lying on the ground in seconds with a little green blood.

"quick!"

"Help me call a cat car!"

"Four-wheel drive!"

(End of this chapter)