Playing bad Konoha starts with adding points

Chapter 9

Naturally, it is impossible for Tomie to really eat a bowl of salty ramen for two, that would be too bitter.

After performing a 100% lobster version for the hand-beating master of Yile Ramen, and being caught empty-handed, the boss happily gave him a bowl of seafood ramen.

"Lisa, do you know where a compass is sold?" Fu Jiang asked suddenly during the meal.

"Compass... what is it?" Risa had never heard of it.

"It is the compass used to point the direction on the ship when sailing."

Because the Nine Snake Guards are hiding so well now, Konoha is so big, and so many professionals in Anbu can't find it. Looking for it by yourself is like finding a needle in a haystack. You must count on adding some systems.

Through the previous two point adding experiments, he has initially figured out some rules.

"Pan Jinlian smashed Ximen Qing's stick"

It turned out to be just an ordinary tree branch, but after adding two points, it became such a causal weapon.

"100% received empty-handed swords"

The prototype is also a knife, and it is still a good quality knife, so it has reached this regular weapon.

In other words, the effects that appear after adding points are related to the prototype to a certain extent.

You might be able to spot Fang Tian's painted halberd with a shit stick, but you definitely won't be able to spot Gundam.

If Fu Jiang takes a broken compass, it is very likely that he will get the artifact compass in Pirates of the Caribbean that can point out what he thinks.

"A compass at sea? Do you think our landlocked countries will have one?" Risa asked rhetorically.

"That's true. After eating, you should go back to the clan first." Fu Jiang scratched his head and said.

"Where are you going to fool around if you don't go back?" Risa looked at Fu Jiang suspiciously.

"Fucking? I'm doing business. If there are no accidents, I can treat you to dinner tomorrow!" Fu Jiang patted his chest confidently.

"What if there is an accident?"

"If there is an accident...Fu Yue will have dinner with the whole family! On the day of the burial, remember to wear white silk with a sailor suit." Fu Jiang raised his eyebrows.

"?" A question mark appeared on Risa's head.

……

Fu Jiang took Sanwan back to his police branch. The old street was not as lively as the park, and the stalls had been closed early, leaving only dim street lights.

He has an intuition that the Nine Snake Guards will come to seek revenge on him. Maybe their biggest goal is not themselves, but they will not easily let go of the hatred that has been trapped in prison for three years.

"A Jiang, don't you really want to deal with the Nine Snake Guards yourself? No matter how you look at it, you think it's unreliable!" Sanwan became energetic at night.

"Isn't there still you, my cat boss." Fu Jiang kicked open the broken door of the police branch.

"If the two of us add up, we can indeed outperform Nine Snake Guards. I mean weight." Sanwan rubbed his soft belly.

"That was yesterday, and I'm different today... I'm hanging up. If Hydra appears later, I'll control him. You cut his neck from the back with one claw!" Fu Jiang raised his head. Thumbs up, he's already written an invincible script.

"A Jiang...it's all my fault..." Sanwan suddenly complained.

"how?"

"I should have given you some money yesterday to buy a bag of peanuts... You won't be so drunk." Sanmaru sighed.

"???" Fu Jiang was speechless.

In the police branch, I secretly pulled out a dirty magazine from under the sofa, lying on the sofa, picking my booger, and flipping through it to pass the time. Usually, when Risa saw it, a small fireball would hit her. Today Finally, I can see it openly.

Sanmaru was squatting on the top of the grocery shelf, licking a ball of Polygonum chinensis.

"Hey, everything in this world is good, but there are no small movies that don't save energy. It's a waste of youth. When technology comes to the computer, I guess Naruto will have a baby. I may be 50 years old. There is no interest in things..." The more Fu Jiang looked at it, the more boring he became.

"By the way... if you add the points to the magazine... will there be any magical reaction? For example, develop a paper beauty? Or summon a beauty?"

The little plus sign above the magazine is like the most enchanting dancer teasing this old single dog who has been single for 50 years.

And Fu Jiang, who is extremely empty in heart, is also like an old gambler holding the last chip in his hand, and he can't help but want to move his finger to the plus sign.

"No...how can I be so depraved...the genocide is imminent, and I still have the heart to think about such things."

The upright Fu Jiang clutched his hand in pain.

"But a paper game that can cultivate beautiful women is really amazing!"

"Just think about it...a teary swimsuit girl in a magazine begging for a handout from you, and you draw her a loaf of bread...and she bows and says thank you... Isn't that beautiful?"

The evil Fu Jiang is tempting like a devil.

The two strands of thought fought fiercely, almost breaking Fu Jiang's brain.

Just when the evil thought was about to crush the righteous thought, Fu Jiang moved.

The finger touched a sunflower on the windowsill next to it.

This is a potted plant planted by Lisa, and Fu Jiang has been waiting for it to bear fruit before nibbling melon seeds.

Add this to it today.

At least it's better than adding it to a magazine!

"Sunflowers well cared for"

"1: Shake out a bunch of sunshine"

"2: When you stare at the sunflower, the sunflower will also stare at you"

"3: Melon seeds that bear an orange flavor"

"???" Fu Jiang stopped thinking.

where am I?who I am?What do I need sunshine for?

Growing a pea shooter?

When you gaze at a sunflower, does the sunflower gaze at you?

Then they looked at each other in blank dismay.

Isn't it embarrassing?

Sure enough, the orange-flavored melon seeds are amazing!
Maybe you can use this to grow a sea of ​​sunflowers.

……

Fu Jiang's thoughts are still stagnant, and the system has automatically selected "two" for him.

Fu Jiang looked at Sunflower, and Sunflower turned to look at Fu Jiang.

One person, one flower, caring for each other, speechless.

"Three, you said that if I put it in the park for everyone to see, will it spin like a top?" Fu Jiang asked as if talking to himself.

"Meow?" Sanwan found that he could no longer keep up with Tomie's brain circuit.

suddenly……

Sunflower turned her head sharply, and looked into the dark depths of the police department. There was a utility room full of miscellaneous tools.

After Fu Jiang was stunned for half a second, he realized something...

Someone was staring at him in the utility room!

That's why Sunflower turned her head to look over.

This fucking is actually a detective ninja flower!
Didn't Fu Jiang figure out that a big fireball blasted him into a roast chicken?Or draw a knife first.

The guy inside actually came out by himself.

He was a slightly handsome young man in his twenties, dressed casually.

"I wanted it to end without pain after you fell asleep...why did you find me?" The man spread his hands helplessly, showing a regretful smile.

"Nine Snake Guards? Aren't you afraid of a needle's eye if you peek at people from behind?" Fu Jiang put Sunflower back on the window sill, and also held a long knife indifferently.

"To deal with such an insidious villain, there is no need to talk nonsense. For the past three years, I have dreamed of swallowing you every day. Snake Baba... I am here to seek revenge..." Snake Baba smiled cruelly, and unexpectedly spit out Snake Xinzi.

"Oh? Old Ba... No wonder you can eat everything. Have you agreed to give them away one by one?" Fu Jiang showed a weird smile.

"Oh? It seems that someone has already come, but they didn't take your dog's life? Which trash is it?" Snake Kuba's casual words showed that the Nine Snake Guards were not a particularly harmonious team.

"Of course it's your number one." Fu Jiang smiled contemptuously.

"Heh...if the boss goes out, your corpse may have turned into a pile of delicious shit." Snake Baba spat out the snake letter and smiled cruelly: "Don't try to get any information from me, just die! "

"Wait, I have another question..." Fu Jiang said suddenly.

"Oh? Just ask, although I won't tell you anything..."

"Since you came to seek revenge from me, why did you kneel and talk in front of me?" Fu Jiang laughed jokingly.

"What, when will I kneel..."

"!!!"

She Ghouba was completely shocked, because when he said this, he actually knelt down in front of Fu Jiang in an extremely shameful posture, with his hands still raised high, clamping his sword.

(End of this chapter)