Playing bad Konoha starts with adding points

Chapter 100 Raising a Monster
"Get down on your knees and say I love you! Or my shuriken will go right through your ass!"

As soon as Fu Jiang returned to the living room, he heard a man's voice, and almost knelt down when his legs softened.

"I love you……"

"Not affectionate enough!" the man continued to roar.

"I love you~~"

"Hahaha... You can get out, don't let me see your stinky face in this life, Bichi, before I go back on my word!"

"Thank you for your forgiveness..."

Puchi...

"Hahahaha! I've already regretted it!"

……

"Hey, hey, don't let the children watch weird TV while eating! Risa!" Fu Jiang roared.

"What she wants to see...it can't be stopped." Lisa spread her hands helplessly.

"Isn't there any health program suitable for children? Cat and mouse or something? The child is learning something, don't teach him badly." Fu Jiang touched the head of Yu Xin who was squatting in front of the TV and watching with relish.

Risa had pulled her long hair up into twin ponytails.

"Mommy!!! Don't leave Ah Xin behind!"

Yu Xin sniffed suddenly, as if smelling something, she turned around and hugged Fu Jiang's legs.

"Nani! This thing that grew up eating gold trash has already received nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium. Nima can talk! You still call me Mommy!" Fu Jiang was horrified.

"Father already knew he was wrong, he doesn't dare to go out to fool around anymore! Mommy, come back soon!" Yu Xin hugged Fu Jiang's thigh with tears streaming down her face.

"Nani! What drama is this from!" Fu Jiang roared, and the next second continued the plot:

"Let that bastard stinky man go away, I already have a richer man! You stay here and live a life of eating chaff with him!"

"Nani! It's still connected!" Sanmaru growled.

"Ahhh! I can't help living a family life... Is this mother's love?" Fu Jiang rubbed his chin.

"There's no way to play like this!!!" Risa growled.

"Mummy! We can't live without you! If you insist on leaving, then stay with us forever! Ola!" Yu Xin suddenly showed a crazy look, and with one stroke of his hands, he gave Fu Jiang A broken neck hugged and fell.

A large hole appeared in the floor of Fu Yue's house.

Click... Fu Jiang's neck was bent at a strange angle.

"Ahhhh...the neck is broken!!!" Risa grabbed her hair and screamed in horror.

"The last movie was "A Headless Wife"! ! ! "Sanwan said in horror.

"Bastard... What the hell did you show her..." Fu Jiang was twitching all over his body, and a stream of eternal blood from Datong Mu Yuxuan began to quickly repair his neck.

But this girl is so strong!

Fortunately, he is the child of Otsutsuki Yuxuan.

Suddenly, the follow-up plot of the TV series just came from the TV.

"Say goodbye to my boots! Bitch!"

Pfft, a headshot.

Yu Xin suddenly turned her head, looked down at Fu Jiang, raised her delicate feet with a strange arc at the corner of her mouth: "Say goodbye to my boots! Bichi!"

"Bridge bean sack!!!" Fu Jiang's eyes burst open, and he looked out at a glance: "Huanshu: Actually, I am you... Dad!!"

Large chunks of fragments of childhood memories were poured into Yu Xin's empty mind.

Yu Xin raised her feet and stood there for a while.

"Daddy!!!" Yu Xin burst into Fu Jiang's arms with tears running, her small fist pounding Fu Jiang's ribs like a siege hammer.

"Pfft... hello... wooden barrel... puff..." Fu Jiang vomited blood.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhdhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Dad! It's Friday that "Swaying Beach" is new! Let's go buy it together!" Yu Xin looked at Fu Jiang expectantly.

"Ah... Isn't Swaying Beach a comic that I serialized when I was young? It has been discontinued for many years... Dad now likes to read "Rebirth of Yunyin Village to Become a Black-skinned Hot Girl...""

Before he finished speaking, Fu Jiangyi was kicked away by Risa: "You are enough!!! Don't instill any strange hobbies in your children!!!"

"I'm sorry... I was too nervous just now, it seems that I accidentally entered something strange... Hahaha... Hahaha..." Fu Jiang rubbed his head in embarrassment.

"Beating my dad...it's unforgivable...my family is my last line..." Yu Xin clenched her fists full of anger, her whole body was filled with fiery red chakra, her twin ponytails were flying in the air, and she walked towards the rationale step by step. Yarn, every step left a deep footprint on the floor.

"Nani!!!" Risa's face twisted.

"Sack of bridge beans! Ah Xin!! The illusion is actually your mommy!!" Fu Jiang threw out another illusion.

"Mommy!!!" Yu Xin instantly turned her anger into joy, like a three-ton humanoid bear, one step at a time, she opened her arms and ran towards Risa, every step made the floor shatter and sawdust fly.

"Ahhh! Don't come here!!!"

Risa flees wildly.

……

"You all get the hell out of here!!! Take her out after teaching her!!!"

Fuyue roared angrily as he watched his home being ruined.

The autumn wind was bleak, messing up the hair of three people and one cat.

"Daddy, Mommy... we were kicked out by uncle..." Yu Xin looked at the closed gate of the mansion with tears in her eyes.

"At this time, Daddy will teach you a gesture." Fu Jiang raised his middle finger.

The four raised their middle fingers at the same time.

"Don't worry, Ah Xin, we have our own home..." Lisa touched the head of Yu Xin who was not much shorter than her.

"Really? Is there a TV set and a refrigerator full of food at home?!" Yu Xin's eyes lit up.

Fu Jiang thought for a while about the picture of Yu Xin holding a wooden barrel to cook.

"Well...we have a lot of cats made of natural chicken breast with no additives, tuna flavor..."

"What's the matter with the cat? Sanwan?"

"Cat... cat doli! Yes, cat doli!" Sanmaru nodded frantically.

"Don't always feed that kind of food to your child, it will turn into a cat." Lisa rolled her eyes wildly.

"We are obviously the poorest, why do we need to raise a big wooden barrel." Fu Jiang hugged his knees to himself and snowflakes floated on his head.

……

The four returned to their homes.

Fortunately, the Uchiha clan is located on the edge of the village, and the black wind blowing from the Rashomon did not affect the place, and the house is still very clean.

As soon as the door was opened, sunflowers were placed on the table facing the door, swaying gently from side to side.

Suddenly it turned around sharply and looked towards the door.

"There are enemies!!" Risa was about to draw her sword in horror.

But seeing Yu Xin's eyes glowing with longing, he opened and closed his hands, drooling: "It looks so delicious..."

Sunflower frantically shook her head in horror.

"Ah Xin... this... can't be eaten..." Lisa hugged Yu Xin's waist, her feet pressed firmly on the floor, but she couldn't stop Yu Xin's pace.

"Fu Jiang... Hurry up and take Ah Kui away..." Risa gritted her teeth and exhausted all her strength.

But got no response.

Turn around.

But he saw Fu Jiang supporting Yu Xin, attracted by the hatred of the sunflower, carrying a box, desperately hiding his own candies.

"Go to hell you!!"

(End of this chapter)