Playing bad Konoha starts with adding points
Chapter 99 Crazy Growth
Chapter 99 Crazy Growth
"Where's the barrel? Let me give you a hug..."
Tomie groped blindly for a long time before returning to the Uchiha tribe. At this moment, the Rashomon Gate is closed, the mold has faded under the sun, and the village is trying to restore order.
"...I can't say that, you have to feel it yourself." Lisa sighed, and pulled Fu Jiang to squat down and touch it.
"Hey! Are you bullying me blindly? I want to hug my little wooden barrel, why do you let me touch Sasuke?" Fu Jiang obviously felt that he touched a big child.
"This is Yuxin..." Lisa said helplessly, covering her forehead.
"This shit is one year old???" Fu Jiang roared wildly!
The eight or nine-year-old girl, who was sitting on the ground holding a wooden barrel for cooking, raised her eyes curiously to look at the yelling strange sorghum, grabbed his arm and bit down.
"Ahhhhhh...how come there is a dog! Is the cat cat team wiped out? How can there be a dog in the Uchiha tribe!" Fu Jiang struggled frantically, but couldn't get rid of it.
It wasn't until Lisa took out a lollipop and shook it in front of Yu Xin's nose that she let go, grabbed the lollipop and began to bite.
"What the hell is going on? Did you give her a meal?!" Fu Jiang touched the bite mark on his hand.
"...Yu Xin kept crying after waking up, thinking that she might be hungry, so she gave her something to eat, and then she kept cooking, and she has eaten three buckets of rice...every few mouthfuls she eats. She got a little bigger, and when the family finished eating, Sanwan gave some cat food, and now she looks like she is eight years old... oh no, she is a little older now, I have to get her some clothes." Lisa Clutching his forehead helplessly.
"Third! How can you feed her cat food!!" Fu Jiang pointed at the chakra the size of three pills angrily.
The pointed cat was dumbfounded.
"Brother, that's Benimaru..." Risa felt that it was really tiring to take care of a blind man and an idiot for the rest of her life.
"Oh oh oh...I got it wrong..." Fu Jiang Xinyan is not very familiar with it yet, and can only rely on the size of the Chakra flame to tell who is who, and it is a little unclear for a while.
"Meiqin... Try not to get close to Fu Jiang in the future, and don't serve him tea..." Fu Yue vigilantly explained to his wife.
"Old man! Don't think I didn't hear! I'm blind, but I'm not deaf! Do you think I look like a greedy sister-in-law?" Fu Jiang said angrily.
"You'd better think about how to deal with her first..." Fu Yue shook his head, even the patriarch's family couldn't afford to eat like this!
"Here we come... here we come... A-grade cat food, pure natural tuna and chicken breast cat food does not contain any impurities... Children need to eat natural food when they grow up. I used three packs of catnip to get it." Sanmaru came back dragging a big bucket.
"Third!" Fu Jiang was furious.
But he heard that Yu Xin had already lifted the lid of the wooden barrel, grabbed the cat food and began to eat it in big mouthfuls.
The audience was silent, only the sound of chewing something.
Fu Jiang couldn't help being relieved to hear the sound like a ghost chewing food in his ears.
"Look, I just called it a wooden barrel!"
"Even if she is so edible, she can't be called such an ugly name! Yu Xin, Yu Xin!" Risa emphasized.
"Leave her alone, come to my study." Fu Yue got up and walked to the study.
"Wait... Sanmaru, Risa, Sasuke, who can help me..." Fu Jiang staggered and groped towards the study, but it was a pity that everyone was watching this fast-growing girl curiously, and no one was thinking Come help a blind man.
"Ahhh~ Snowflakes fluttering~ The north wind is blowing~"
"The world is boundless~"
"A new generation is better than the old ones... the lonely and helpless, the desolate..." Snowflakes fell on Fu Jiang's head, and he crawled towards the study helplessly.
……
In Fuyue's study, the two brothers sat opposite each other at the table.
"What is your kaleidoscope ability?" Fu Yue said bluntly.
"Before asking other people's questions, shouldn't you talk about yours first? I already know the future, what is the other?" Fu Jiang asked.
"Time deletion... can delete everything that happened within a period of time, thereby affecting future results." Fu Yue hesitated for a moment, but still said it.
"Seokar..." Fu Jiang felt very similar to his own, as expected of a real brother.
The melancholic blues that he replays the past and his epitaph that predicts the future are also complementary attributes.
"It's your turn." Fu Yue said.
"Then listen carefully...my left eye is..." Fu Jiang said mysteriously:
"It hurts to stare at anyone."
"The right eye is staring at someone who is pregnant."
Fu Yue was expressionless, as if he knew that he would be so unreliable.
"I know you don't believe it, come here and let me try..." Fu Jiang stood up and approached Fu Yue, the kaleidoscope spun, and stared at him.
"Hey..." Fuyue clamped his legs tightly, and the sharp pain made the corners of his eyes twitch wildly. After all, he is a man of self-cultivation, and he didn't make exaggerated movements despite the pain.
"As expected of a ninja, I can bear it..." Fu Jiang smiled.
"Bastard... If you dare to use this technique indiscriminately... I will kill you..." Fu Yue even felt that the rest of his life would be ruined.
"hey-hey……"
"It's fine if you don't want to say it, when do you plan to take the position of Hokage?" Fu Yue endured the severe pain and began to talk about business.
He wouldn't believe anything like glaring at someone.
There has never been such an unreliable pupil technique in the history of Uchiha.
What's more, Fu Jiang returned to this timeline from the future, and was blind because of it, so his pupil technique must also be time.
"Take the position of Hokage? Are you floating?" Fu Jiang said contemptuously.
"Danzo and Hirazan will not hand over the position of Hokage without a fight, and they may assassinate any of us. In order to avoid nights and dreams, we must act first." Fu Yue said seriously.
"Believe me, I want to kill them more than you..." Fu Jiang also had a dark face. Although the time was deleted, the dark decision Sarutobi Hiruzen once made really caused him pain.
"But no, think about it, you have become like this, if we use four pairs of kaleidoscopes to launch a coup by force, what will the tribe outside look like? A proud sky-eyed man who thinks he is of noble blood and walks with his nostrils turned upside down! ?”
"The villagers continue to be outraged by Uchiha's attitude."
"With Konoha supported by our four, if we leave in a certain year in the future, Uchiha will be overthrown and ruled by the unbearable villagers..."
"We have to set an example for our clansmen, but use orthodox means to inherit Konoha's Hokage position from Sarutobi Hiruzen. This kind of Konoha truly belongs to Uchiha, Understand?"
Fu Jiang knocked on the table and made a deep posture.
"Who told you this...?" Fuyue took a deep breath, the patriarch himself didn't see it as thoroughly as this good-for-nothing younger brother...
"Blind people know what the clansmen outside are like. They all shouted the invincible Uchiha, and some people shouted to conquer the ninja world, and then overthrew the daimyo and became the emperor himself." Fu Jiang was often envied and envied all the way back. Looked at with complicated eyes.
"..." Fuyue was silent. He knew that if the kaleidoscope was strong, it would be strong, but it would also consume a lot of energy. If it really started a war against the ninja world, it might not take long for Uchiha F4 to become blind.
"I'll ask you one more thing. Think about it differently. If you are Hiruzaru Sarutobi, will you obediently give up the position of Hokage?" Tomie asked again.
"No." Fu Yue was very clear.
"What would you do if you were Sarutobi Hiruzen?"
"Assassinate at least two, you or Zhishui, and at the same time, otherwise if any of you die, I will directly launch a coup regardless of everything." Fu Yue firmly said.
"Thank you for being so desperate that the two of us can't take the same plane... But I'm more inclined that he will choose to divide the four of us, such as attracting Shishui and Itachi..."
"Why are you so determined that they will definitely choose the village instead of the tribe?" Fu Yue frowned.
"Thank you for being able to predict the future, I can see farther than you with my corns!" Fu Jiang raised his middle finger.
"..." Fuyue was speechless. Forecasting the future consumes too much pupil power, and the farther he sees, the faster he becomes blind. He always cherishes pupil power.
"If you still want an armed coup, you can only push Itachi and Shisui to each other automatically, calm down, Oni-chan!" Tomie stood up and patted his brother on the shoulder.
"...I feel that you are more suitable to be Hokage than me." Fu Yue sighed after being silent for a while.
"I don't know if I'm suitable or not. I just know that you are definitely not suitable. Hey...God gave Uchiha a pair of bright eyes and cut a meridian in his brain."
Fu Jiang put on his sunglasses and ran away touching the wall.
(End of this chapter)
"Where's the barrel? Let me give you a hug..."
Tomie groped blindly for a long time before returning to the Uchiha tribe. At this moment, the Rashomon Gate is closed, the mold has faded under the sun, and the village is trying to restore order.
"...I can't say that, you have to feel it yourself." Lisa sighed, and pulled Fu Jiang to squat down and touch it.
"Hey! Are you bullying me blindly? I want to hug my little wooden barrel, why do you let me touch Sasuke?" Fu Jiang obviously felt that he touched a big child.
"This is Yuxin..." Lisa said helplessly, covering her forehead.
"This shit is one year old???" Fu Jiang roared wildly!
The eight or nine-year-old girl, who was sitting on the ground holding a wooden barrel for cooking, raised her eyes curiously to look at the yelling strange sorghum, grabbed his arm and bit down.
"Ahhhhhh...how come there is a dog! Is the cat cat team wiped out? How can there be a dog in the Uchiha tribe!" Fu Jiang struggled frantically, but couldn't get rid of it.
It wasn't until Lisa took out a lollipop and shook it in front of Yu Xin's nose that she let go, grabbed the lollipop and began to bite.
"What the hell is going on? Did you give her a meal?!" Fu Jiang touched the bite mark on his hand.
"...Yu Xin kept crying after waking up, thinking that she might be hungry, so she gave her something to eat, and then she kept cooking, and she has eaten three buckets of rice...every few mouthfuls she eats. She got a little bigger, and when the family finished eating, Sanwan gave some cat food, and now she looks like she is eight years old... oh no, she is a little older now, I have to get her some clothes." Lisa Clutching his forehead helplessly.
"Third! How can you feed her cat food!!" Fu Jiang pointed at the chakra the size of three pills angrily.
The pointed cat was dumbfounded.
"Brother, that's Benimaru..." Risa felt that it was really tiring to take care of a blind man and an idiot for the rest of her life.
"Oh oh oh...I got it wrong..." Fu Jiang Xinyan is not very familiar with it yet, and can only rely on the size of the Chakra flame to tell who is who, and it is a little unclear for a while.
"Meiqin... Try not to get close to Fu Jiang in the future, and don't serve him tea..." Fu Yue vigilantly explained to his wife.
"Old man! Don't think I didn't hear! I'm blind, but I'm not deaf! Do you think I look like a greedy sister-in-law?" Fu Jiang said angrily.
"You'd better think about how to deal with her first..." Fu Yue shook his head, even the patriarch's family couldn't afford to eat like this!
"Here we come... here we come... A-grade cat food, pure natural tuna and chicken breast cat food does not contain any impurities... Children need to eat natural food when they grow up. I used three packs of catnip to get it." Sanmaru came back dragging a big bucket.
"Third!" Fu Jiang was furious.
But he heard that Yu Xin had already lifted the lid of the wooden barrel, grabbed the cat food and began to eat it in big mouthfuls.
The audience was silent, only the sound of chewing something.
Fu Jiang couldn't help being relieved to hear the sound like a ghost chewing food in his ears.
"Look, I just called it a wooden barrel!"
"Even if she is so edible, she can't be called such an ugly name! Yu Xin, Yu Xin!" Risa emphasized.
"Leave her alone, come to my study." Fu Yue got up and walked to the study.
"Wait... Sanmaru, Risa, Sasuke, who can help me..." Fu Jiang staggered and groped towards the study, but it was a pity that everyone was watching this fast-growing girl curiously, and no one was thinking Come help a blind man.
"Ahhh~ Snowflakes fluttering~ The north wind is blowing~"
"The world is boundless~"
"A new generation is better than the old ones... the lonely and helpless, the desolate..." Snowflakes fell on Fu Jiang's head, and he crawled towards the study helplessly.
……
In Fuyue's study, the two brothers sat opposite each other at the table.
"What is your kaleidoscope ability?" Fu Yue said bluntly.
"Before asking other people's questions, shouldn't you talk about yours first? I already know the future, what is the other?" Fu Jiang asked.
"Time deletion... can delete everything that happened within a period of time, thereby affecting future results." Fu Yue hesitated for a moment, but still said it.
"Seokar..." Fu Jiang felt very similar to his own, as expected of a real brother.
The melancholic blues that he replays the past and his epitaph that predicts the future are also complementary attributes.
"It's your turn." Fu Yue said.
"Then listen carefully...my left eye is..." Fu Jiang said mysteriously:
"It hurts to stare at anyone."
"The right eye is staring at someone who is pregnant."
Fu Yue was expressionless, as if he knew that he would be so unreliable.
"I know you don't believe it, come here and let me try..." Fu Jiang stood up and approached Fu Yue, the kaleidoscope spun, and stared at him.
"Hey..." Fuyue clamped his legs tightly, and the sharp pain made the corners of his eyes twitch wildly. After all, he is a man of self-cultivation, and he didn't make exaggerated movements despite the pain.
"As expected of a ninja, I can bear it..." Fu Jiang smiled.
"Bastard... If you dare to use this technique indiscriminately... I will kill you..." Fu Yue even felt that the rest of his life would be ruined.
"hey-hey……"
"It's fine if you don't want to say it, when do you plan to take the position of Hokage?" Fu Yue endured the severe pain and began to talk about business.
He wouldn't believe anything like glaring at someone.
There has never been such an unreliable pupil technique in the history of Uchiha.
What's more, Fu Jiang returned to this timeline from the future, and was blind because of it, so his pupil technique must also be time.
"Take the position of Hokage? Are you floating?" Fu Jiang said contemptuously.
"Danzo and Hirazan will not hand over the position of Hokage without a fight, and they may assassinate any of us. In order to avoid nights and dreams, we must act first." Fu Yue said seriously.
"Believe me, I want to kill them more than you..." Fu Jiang also had a dark face. Although the time was deleted, the dark decision Sarutobi Hiruzen once made really caused him pain.
"But no, think about it, you have become like this, if we use four pairs of kaleidoscopes to launch a coup by force, what will the tribe outside look like? A proud sky-eyed man who thinks he is of noble blood and walks with his nostrils turned upside down! ?”
"The villagers continue to be outraged by Uchiha's attitude."
"With Konoha supported by our four, if we leave in a certain year in the future, Uchiha will be overthrown and ruled by the unbearable villagers..."
"We have to set an example for our clansmen, but use orthodox means to inherit Konoha's Hokage position from Sarutobi Hiruzen. This kind of Konoha truly belongs to Uchiha, Understand?"
Fu Jiang knocked on the table and made a deep posture.
"Who told you this...?" Fuyue took a deep breath, the patriarch himself didn't see it as thoroughly as this good-for-nothing younger brother...
"Blind people know what the clansmen outside are like. They all shouted the invincible Uchiha, and some people shouted to conquer the ninja world, and then overthrew the daimyo and became the emperor himself." Fu Jiang was often envied and envied all the way back. Looked at with complicated eyes.
"..." Fuyue was silent. He knew that if the kaleidoscope was strong, it would be strong, but it would also consume a lot of energy. If it really started a war against the ninja world, it might not take long for Uchiha F4 to become blind.
"I'll ask you one more thing. Think about it differently. If you are Hiruzaru Sarutobi, will you obediently give up the position of Hokage?" Tomie asked again.
"No." Fu Yue was very clear.
"What would you do if you were Sarutobi Hiruzen?"
"Assassinate at least two, you or Zhishui, and at the same time, otherwise if any of you die, I will directly launch a coup regardless of everything." Fu Yue firmly said.
"Thank you for being so desperate that the two of us can't take the same plane... But I'm more inclined that he will choose to divide the four of us, such as attracting Shishui and Itachi..."
"Why are you so determined that they will definitely choose the village instead of the tribe?" Fu Yue frowned.
"Thank you for being able to predict the future, I can see farther than you with my corns!" Fu Jiang raised his middle finger.
"..." Fuyue was speechless. Forecasting the future consumes too much pupil power, and the farther he sees, the faster he becomes blind. He always cherishes pupil power.
"If you still want an armed coup, you can only push Itachi and Shisui to each other automatically, calm down, Oni-chan!" Tomie stood up and patted his brother on the shoulder.
"...I feel that you are more suitable to be Hokage than me." Fu Yue sighed after being silent for a while.
"I don't know if I'm suitable or not. I just know that you are definitely not suitable. Hey...God gave Uchiha a pair of bright eyes and cut a meridian in his brain."
Fu Jiang put on his sunglasses and ran away touching the wall.
(End of this chapter)
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