Playing bad Konoha starts with adding points

Chapter 110 Defeating the Enemy, I Am the Winner

"You want to be Hokage? Hmph, it really makes people laugh out loud." Danzo Shimura said contemptuously with a dark face.

"Why, do you want to come together too? Don't you want to be Hokage the most? Such a good opportunity, why don't you give it a try?" Fu Jiang glanced over: "By the way, Da Ya can't laugh, but Hei Si can." ...you were so sexy just now~"

"Hmph..." Shimura Danzo was really afraid that after he came on stage, he would suddenly tear off his clothes and start a striptease.

"Don't force Lai Lai if you don't dare, go home and wash your roots, cut them off and dry them in the sun. I don't want to get my hands dirty when I take over." Fu Jiang raised his middle finger.

"Hmph, I don't have the same knowledge as vulgar people!" Danzo closed his eyes.

He knew that he would never be able to successfully run for office, his reputation was too bad, and Fu Jiang was in the way.

But there is one thing that has to be considered, no matter who comes to power, his roots cannot be kept, even if it is Zi Lai Ye, he is also full of loathing for himself as his uncle.

"Hehe... It's okay. Everyone can sign up for the Hokage election. It's a joint vote. Is there anyone else who wants to sign up? If not, let's decide to hold the Hokage general election in a month's time." Hiruzaru Sarutobi smiled slightly.

"Wait, why is it a month later." Fu Yue frowned.

With a one-month buffer, Sarutobi Hiruzen can use his remaining power to do countless things.

One month is too variable.

"Inform everyone of Hokage to campaign, print the ballots, then give the candidates enough time to promote, and finally send the ballots to the troops guarding the border and the personnel performing missions outside... In fact, one month is already very tight. "Mito Menyan immediately explained.

"Border troops... so this is the idea?" Fu Yue also understood.

The total number of Konoha troops is nearly [-], but only [-] stay in the village. The rest are either guarding the border to prevent attacks from other countries, or accepting commissions in Konoha branches in various towns.

The number of seven thousand is very large, and can even account for [-]% of the total votes.

They didn't go through Konoha's Rashomon disaster, and they don't know that the Uchiha clan has changed. They will definitely not support Fuyue, and they will definitely choose Ziraiya without a doubt.

"How, if there is no objection, Fu Yue, Fu Jiang, you can go back and prepare for the election, I wish you success." Sarutobi Hiruzawa still smiled kindly.

"I will. Hokage-sama will also complete the handover work as soon as possible to avoid unnecessary trouble." Fu Yue nodded and turned to leave with the people.

With the people in the office emptied down.

Only Konoha Four and Jiraiya are left.

"Old man, I agreed in advance. I just want to hold them steady and quickly call Tsunade back. She is the most suitable candidate to be Hokage. I don't want to be any Hokage." Jiraiya complained immediately.

"I have already sent someone to notify you. For the time being, you can campaign patiently for the time being. If there is a problem with Tsunade, you will still have to temporarily take over the position of Hokage until the young people of the new generation grow into outstanding branches." Hiruza Sarutobi Almost earnestly.

Actually?

Don't say that as long as you live for one day, Tsunade will not come back.

Even if he came back, how could a person suffering from hemophobia become Hokage?

Everyone assumes that Tsunade left the village because of the deaths of her boyfriend and brother, plus her opposition to her proposal to add a medical ninja to each squad.

In fact, when the Senju Clan was destroyed in the Uzumaki Kingdom, Tsunade once came to make a big fuss in Hokage's office, and the relationship between master and apprentice has almost become frosty since then.

Therefore, Zilai is also their last hope.

……

"Nani!!! You want to run for Hokage!!!"

Risa's surprised voice lifted the roof.

"Is Hokage the chef who is in charge of grilling meat in the shadow of the kitchen?" Yu Xin was learning to write on the table while sucking the sour vinegar kelp, which was already the cheapest snack in common people's homes.

It's not so much a snack, it's more like a side dish for a meal.

"No, no, you heard it wrong. Based on my understanding of Fu Jiang, he should be talking about applying for a dancing girl." Sanmaru said comfortably while lying on the sofa.

"Hokage! It's Hokage! Fifth Hokage! Ah... He should have competed with Minato at the beginning, the code name Edaimei is so nice..." Fu Jiang sighed, threw his coat on the table, and lay down on the sofa.

"You must be joking, who will vote for you? At that time, they will all have thousands of votes, and you will be a single digit, and will become a joke. Stay away from us by then, I am afraid of shame." Lisa held her forehead helplessly .

"Don't be so pessimistic, I'm sure! You have to support me..." Fu Jiang clenched his fists.

"Spiritually support...but my vote will still be for Mr. Fuyue."

"Can I exchange my ticket for a hot pot meal?" Yu Xin blinked.

"Don't forget the wealth and wealth..."

Fu Jiang raised his middle finger, even his own people didn't believe him, seeing that he could only rely on himself.

"If you want to win among three people, you don't have to beat them and let them lose. I am also the winner..."

"Fuyue is my elder brother. It's too embarrassing to ask him to dance pole dance. It's not too much to be caught going to the Cowherd's House to die on the spot...isn't it too much?" Fu Jiang touched his chin.

"Jiraiya is also an old friend. Letting him sleepwalk in the street in women's underwear is a bit too much... When peeping at the women's bathroom, the roof collapsed and fell... Isn't it impossible?"

Fu Jiang clapped his hands and made up his mind.

"Fu Jiang! Fu Jiang! Let me quickly read what I wrote. Is your name correct?" Yu Xin held up a notebook for Fu Jiang to read.

"Yeah... not bad, it's better to bring the surname, Tomie Uchiha... that's it." Tomie took off his sunglasses, looked close to his eyes, nodded half-perfunctorily, and then started his own plan.

Yu Xin lay down and continued to practice calligraphy.

"In a month's time, it's not enough to die every day... Last time Shimura Danzo's name was written too much, and only the last page is left...Fuyue died once every three days, and Jiraiya also died once every two days .” Fu Jiang made up his mind.

"Fu Jiang! Fu Jiang, look, does the writing look good now?" Yu Xin picked up the notebook and showed Fu Jiang again.

"Well...you learn so fast...wait..." Fu Jiang suddenly realized something, this book looks so familiar!

black cover...

"Ahhhh!" Fu Jiang grabbed his hair and was terrified.

"You are immortal Banban! What did you write on it!"

"The notebook in your clothes...the notebook that Risa gave me is full, so I wrote it in your notebook...It's so strange, why are Shimura Danzo's names all in front of it? Is it Tomie's lover?" Yu Xin Blinking innocently.

"It's over, it's over... how many have you written... ah! Thirty names! I'm dead... kill me!" Fu Jiang collapsed in despair and passed out.

"What happened to Fu Jiang?" Yu Xin asked puzzled.

"This is probably a notebook that will die if you write your name down." Sanmaru guessed.

"Ahhh...Fu Jiang don't die! Who will buy me pastries when you die!" Yu Xin grabbed Fu Jiang's body, put it on his shoulders, and ran to Konoha Hospital, running too fast , too much strength, even Fu Jiang's clothes were hanging on the door without noticing, and they were torn to pieces.

In the middle of the run, it suddenly occurred to me that the can of vinegar kelp had been left open in the refrigerator, fearing that the smell would taint, so he hung Fu Jiang on a tree and ran home.

In this way, in Central Park, in the downtown area, Fu Jiangshe died.

Completion: 1/30.

(End of this chapter)