Playing bad Konoha starts with adding points

Chapter 111 I want to be Hokage!
"Yo, Qu Qu community is dead, don't be afraid!"

Perhaps the death of the society is a fatal blow to people like Fu Yue, but to Fu Jiang, who has been wild since childhood, the damage is not as great as drinking a cockroach in milk, and the people in the village have long been used to it.

However, the social death note has been discarded by Yu Xin, so it seems that he has to think of another way.

Back home, continue planning.

"I need to let the whole Konoha hear my voice!"

"Overwhelmingly cover Fugaku and Jiraiya's propaganda!"

"It's useless, even if everyone in the village knows you Uchiha Tomie... Everyone will still vote for Mr. Jiraiya or the head of the Fuyue clan. Look at Xiaokui, it is shaking its head." Risa pointed to Hikui , Not optimistic about Fu Jiang at all.

"In terms of positive reputation, of course I can't beat the two of them, but do you know there is a word called black red?" Fu Jiang smirked.

"Black and red? It sounds like some kind of raspberry." Yu Xin said while biting the vinegar kelp.

"Why can the clown become a Gotham belief?"

"Why do the top streamers come from black history every time?"

"Why is Lu Lai Buddha the final result every time the campus is voted the most beautiful?"

"Because most people are not very interested in voting, and they haven't even heard the names of a few people on the ballot. They just see a familiar name or interesting character in the voting options, and they will vote."

"They don't feel that their vote is very important at all, they just choose at random, but when tens of millions of people are choosing at random, it is a vast ocean..."

"I call this Fu Jiang's black and red effect!!!"

Fu Jiang waved his arms excitedly.

"what's for dinner?"

"Onigiri with plums would be fine, 50 of them."

"I only need a small dried fish."

The three of them discussed dinner without paying any attention to what Fu Jiang was talking about.

"Hey, hey! Are you listening?" Fu Jiang said angrily.

"Got it, go ahead." Lisa said perfunctorily.

"Hmm... just using this is not safe, I have another trick..."

"Do you know that time can be stolen?" Fu Jiang continued to ask enthusiastically.

"Probably... When I went back to bed in the morning, I felt that I only slept for 10 minutes, and an hour passed by opening my eyes." Risa yawned.

"Not this, let me ask you a question, do you remember Uchiha governance?" Tomie asked.

"Of course I remember, Uchiha's kaleidoscope heroine, the eternal idol of Uchiha women, our ancestors." Risa nodded.

"You probably don't know that Senior Governance is actually just your grandma and grandpa's second daughter. If she is alive, she will only be around 50 years old." Tomie dug out an old photo album, and there was even a black and white photo of Uchiha Governance in it. Photos, pretty face, sweet smile, and most importantly, she actually wears a Konoha forehead protector on her forehead!

This just shows that governance is actually a figure after Konoha built the village.

"Ah...is it so close? I thought it was a character from the Warring States Period." Risa was taken aback.

"That's right, it's that simple. Your time has been stolen, and it's not just you. I think most of the tribe thinks she's from the Warring States Period." Fu Jiang nodded.

"Hey? Why do you have photos of senior management?" Risa frowned sensitively, and launched a soul torture.

"How could I tell you that I took it from Aunt Zhi Zhi's photo frame when I was two years old and playing with her." Fu Jiang wanted to smoke a cigarette with emotion.

"Ah... Auntie... What a beautiful childhood memory... It's a pity that I died before falling in love..."

"Boom!" Risa's hand hurt from the knock on Fu Jiang's head.

"Things that have not appeared in the public eye for a long time will be tampered with by time, and they are often group. Do you know how many years Jilai has not returned to the village? It has been about ten years, and he has been traveling and practicing. , I’m afraid many people thought he was dead.”

"I would like to call it: the Fu Jiang effect!" Fu Jiang said confidently.

"Hmm... fifty onigiri, the steaming will start now..." Risa looked at the time.

"I've finished my homework!" Yu Xin also raised her arms and cheered.

"...You are not listening to me at all!" A black line fell on Fu Jiang's head.

"I've heard you, Yu Xin, do you add plums to the rice balls?" Lisa turned her head and asked.

"Well, the plums are appetizing!" Yu Xin nodded heavily.

"Do you still use appetizers?" Sanwan raised his middle finger in disdain.

"Sure enough...you guys disappoint me so much." Fu Jiang shook his head in disappointment, and pushed the door out.

"Remember to buy some rice when you come back at night, Yu Xin ate too much and there is no rice at home." Li Sha explained without turning her head.

"..." Fu Jiang slammed the door out.

……

This team is unreliable, they don't think they can win the Hokage election at all, Fu Jiang must find a new team.

There is such a team squatting in the prison, waiting for his rescue.

Nine Snake Guards, Fu Jiang originally arrested them to take credit for Fu Yue. Now that they are competitors, there is no need.

When I came to the Konoha Police Department, the busy police officers inside stared at Tomie who suddenly appeared, wanting to laugh at him, Toad also wanted to be Hokage, and then suddenly remembered that this guy is also a kaleidoscope powerhouse...

Damn the purity of the bloodline, actually put such a high talent on him, a bastard... Uchiha God is really blind...

"Just say what you want, don't be afraid, I'm just a blind man, I took you on patrol back then..." Fu Jiang fumbled over and patted a police officer on the shoulder.

"...It's okay, what's the matter with Senior Fu Jiang coming here this time..." The young policeman said nervously.

"The Nine Snake Guards are still locked underground, right? I want to take them away." Fu Jiang said bluntly.

"But there is no order from Master Fuyue..."

"I caught the person. If you need any order, go there quickly. I will go down for a while. When I come out, I will take the person away." Fu Jiang skillfully took off the key on the wall, walked down and it was vacant An underground cell for many years.

……

"I want to be Hokage, and I need your help."

"Hahahahahaha..."

The entire underground cell was filled with laughter and laughter, as if Fu Jiang was just here to make a joke.

"Don't be funny...you are Hokage, do you think the whole Konoha is a fool..." Mengzi leaned forward and backward with a smile.

"Guitong, help me do the math, what is the chance of me becoming Hokage." Fu Jiang looked at the man with dark circles who had Einstein-style messy hair and was lying on the wall and writing calculations crazily.

"Hey..." Guitong turned his face gloomily, showing pale teeth: "Zero..."

"Unless you can kill your brother, there will be a glimmer of hope."

"Stop making trouble... Really there is no chance at all?" Fu Jiang frowned.

"The timeline has become chaotic, uncertain factors have been added to the formula, and the rules of physics are out of control. No one can see through the future, only to fix everything..." Gui Tong turned his head away and continued to scrawl on the wall.

"What happened to him?" Fu Jiang frowned.

"I don't know, I've been crazy since I was caught by you, and it's always been like this." Yingxiu Lang was shirtless, sitting upside down on the railing, sitting upside down, sweating profusely.

"... Leave him alone, help me, become Hokage, and I will give you complete freedom." Fu Jiang looked at everyone.

"Oh? It's boring to be locked up anyway, so how about helping you?" Wu winked, but it's a pity that Fu Jiang is blind.

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(End of this chapter)