Playing bad Konoha starts with adding points

Chapter 112 Live to be the most hated person
The busiest Central Park in Konoha.

The junction of commercial street and food street, Kabukicho, and Konoha office area is the busiest place in Konoha.

Jiraiya and Fuyue chose to build a publicity platform here at the same time, giving speeches here every day to canvass votes.

"Here it is!" Fu Jiang stood in an open space, right up against Jiraiya and Fu Yue's stage.

Jiraiya is actually not very good at rhetoric, most of the promotional words are said by Sarutobi Hiruza and two high-level executives.

Why isn't Danzo here?Because he left his name on the social death note, he couldn't go out to see the light at all, otherwise he would die on the spot.

Hiruza Sarutobi gave almost all of his political resources to Jiraiya, and made a big show of his will to fire on the high platform, attracting cheers from countless believers of fire.

"Hey, it's still the same old way after so many years, and your ears are callused." Fu Jiang said contemptuously.

In fact, except for those who used money to gain popularity, the vast majority of people walked past the stage indifferently.

Sarutobi Hiruzen preaches the same will of fire every day, and it becomes boring if he listens to it too much.

Fuyue's side is promoting drastic reforms, tax reforms, ninja school reforms, clan land reforms, medical reforms, etc., a series of preferential policies.

In Fu Jiang's view, these are small favors, and the only attractive thing is to open the ninjutsu library and allow ninjas of each level to choose the corresponding ninjutsu.

As the Uchiha clan with the ability to copy, the library of ninjutsu is very rich.

The way for ninjas to acquire ninjutsu, apart from family inheritance, is to complete tasks and use contribution points to exchange them with Hokage Building, and even masters and apprentices may not necessarily teach them all.

"It seems that Fu Yue is not stupid... he will buy people's hearts." Fu Jiang nodded.

But compared to his plan, both of them are a little too young.

Gorgeous lights and explosive music soon set up in Central Park.

Fu Jiang was wearing a stylish deep V leather jacket, opening his mouth to the top of his six-pack abs. An electric guitar, playing high-spirited tunes, descended from the sky.

"Dance with me!!"

Fu Jiang shouted loudly.

Added 2 more points to the "Seven Emotions Magic Sound", and pointed out the "Dancing Together" that I missed last time.

"Dancing together": "Everyone who hears the magic sound will be forced to dance."

In an instant, on the huge square, thousands of spectators danced to the rhythm of Fu Jiang at the same time!
"The most beautiful flower in the prairie, the fiery red Sarilang, the fragrance of flowers everywhere in the world~"

A most spectacular square dance danced in Central Park at the same time, and everyone followed the melody and danced with their own habits.

"Bastard... what is this kid doing again!" Fu Yue gritted his teeth, his face flushed, but he still couldn't break free from the power of this illusion, and started to dance mechanically with stiff hands and feet.

"Damn... the level of illusion in my heart is actually irresistible to me, it is the most accomplished sound escape illusion I have ever seen!" Hiruzaru Sarutobi also danced the orangutan dance like a monkey: "Oh, yes! Oh oh eh!"

"I haven't seen you for a few years... How strong is this guy?" Zilai also danced a striptease boldly, swinging his underpants.

"Everyone...follow me!"

While Fu Jiang was dancing by himself, there were several people from Nine Snake Guards dancing hotly behind him.

Mengzi's slender black silk legs, and her thighs looming under Mai's kimono, made all the male creatures in the audience pulse with blood.

Cherry embroidered wolf bow, white gloves, muscular body with beautiful lines, every movement exudes masculine brilliance, easily making the women in the audience scream.

Ajiu danced too crazy, with disheveled hair, grinning and beating the drums, like a Beatle being ignored by others.

At the end of Fujiang's song Sa Rilang, there is another song with the most dazzling national style, with non-stop music and non-stop dancing.

Hiruzaru Sarutobi held back for more than ten minutes, but still couldn't crack the sound escape illusion. He was so ashamed that he could only dance the orangutan dance and stay away from this place of right and wrong.

Fu Yue also blushed, and left Central Park with an embarrassing dance. The dance didn't stop until the music could no longer be heard.

"Stinky boy... There are more and more weird ninjutsu, and there are illusions that even I can't solve." Fuyue snorted coldly, adjusted his clothes and prepared to go back to the clan.

"Brother, why are you leaving in such a hurry? Let's play another song!" Fu Jiang's joking voice sounded.

Fu Yue's eyes widened violently, and he actually returned to the square again!Tomie deleted time again!
"Asshole... you will be blinded by the kaleidoscope sooner or later." Fu Yue gritted his teeth and began to dance again.

"Left, left, right! Don't stiffen your muscles! Twist your butt!"

"A dance! It's better to be a Hokage than a dance!!"

……

It wasn't until dusk that Fujiang's chakra was exhausted, and a dance feast that had never been seen before ended.

Everyone dragged their tired bodies back to their respective homes.

The TV news in each family repeatedly broadcast the scene of the dance party, and the three Naruto competitors are the complete focus, one after another close-up, making them die at the same time.

However, Fu Jiang is definitely the one who takes advantage of the same fate. Who made him the initiator of the dance?

Together with the third generation of Hokage, the other two Hokage candidates were also recruited. They danced for an entire afternoon before stopping, and they didn't run away even if they wanted to...

As a result, Fu Jiang's image in Konoha was instantly promoted from everyone's stereotyped waste wood walking the streets to a certain level of illusion powerhouse.

It also made a great contribution for everyone to vote for Naruto.

After all, after all, the first element of Hokage is not prestige, not appearance, but must be strong.

On this first day, Fu Jiang won completely.

……

Fu Jiang bid farewell to Nine Snake Guards and went home with a bag of rice.

Seeing that Risa and the others almost stared at the TV exploded, I was secretly happy.

"How is it? The effect is very good, right?" Fu Jiang threw the rice on the ground.

"A Jiang... are you serious?" Sanmaru looked at Fu Jiang blankly.

"Is there any fake? Although I have no interest in Naruto, but the ten o'clock mission point is really delicious." Fu Jiang stretched his waist: "Today is too tired, I will think of new tricks tomorrow, and you continue to appreciate my dancing posture ha!"

Running for Hokage is like playing poker, with the same posture every day for a month, the villagers must change their tricks frequently when they get bored!

……

For the next month, Fu Jiang set up a stage in Central Park every day, most of them just performed songs and dances, and rarely promoted his ideas.

Most of them are a core: to be happy, to be happy!
As for the more practical preferential policies, he didn't bother to make up, and said directly: "As much as Fuyue will give, I will give twice as much as Fuyue."

"Fuyue uses one C-level ninjutsu for each ninjutsu, and I will use two, and he will use two, and I will use four!"

"Fuyue is exempt from tax for one year, and I will be exempt from tax for two years."

"Besides, men also allocate wives."

"Women use facelift for free."

The angry Fu Yue itched his teeth and scolded Fu Jiang for being an idiot in the street.

The TV station's five-day street survey actually showed that Tomie's winning rate has been rising steadily, surpassing Jiraiya by 10%!

This is also thanks to the two super good-looking girls, Mengzi and Wu, who dance hotly on the stage every day, attracting the support of countless perverts.

However, the real plan for Fu Jiang to reach the peak is actually...

It is the ultra-powerful and side-effect-free plastic surgery.

It was only shown a few times, and all the women in Konoha were crazy about it, and they frantically pulled relatives and friends to vote for Tomie.

The original price of facial cleansing surgery is 100 million taels, and the price can be slashed for one vote for one vote, and 90 taels can be cut off for the first cut.

Guitong is in charge of making the bargaining roulette.

Every time it decreases, tens of thousands and tens of thousands are chopped at the beginning, and then only one or two and one two are chopped. After one or two, there are gold coins, and after the gold coins are chopped, there are gold coin fragments. After the fragments are chopped, there are lucky bags. ...

Worse than nuclear fission.

No money, only votes.

Fu Jiang finally lived the way he hated the most.

To get rid of the face, the face needs to be dissolved and reorganized like sulfuric acid to achieve the effect of plastic surgery. The pain involved is like cutting off the face alive.

But does that count for women?
Not counting!

How many relatives and friends can a woman who is crazy about her appearance inspire?
The answer is infinite!
Now the dancing girls in Kabukicho no longer charge money. As long as the guests vote, they often try their best to seduce the guests for a vote. Even Jiraiya, the Hokage candidate, cannot resist the temptation of beauty. Send out your vote.

The whole Konoha high-level with such a cunning scheme is itching his teeth, and Danzo even directly dispatched his roots to assassinate Snake Mai. Even if his body name is broken, Tomie cannot become Hokage.

It's a pity that the assassination was easily spotted by Guitong, and more than a dozen root ninjas were stripped naked and hung at the park gate.

Hiruzaru Sarutobi was filled with regret, why he was worried that there would be too many people on the day of the election, so he sent out the ballots a week in advance, one for each person, and specially made an anti-counterfeiting mark, only the ballots were recognized but not the people.

Now we can only wait for the group of votes passed back from the border to see if we can stand up.

Among other things, even Zhuanzhu Xiaochun secretly asked for a few votes from people in the clan, intending to rejuvenate his face and rejuvenate.

Even Nyu Snake Guard himself is sighing, if Master Orochimaru had 10% of Tomie's ghost ideas and cleverness, he wouldn't have lost to Namikaze Minato in the election.

You must know that the technique of erasing facial expressions was invented by Orochimaru.

However, such a shameless strategy, I am afraid that only Fu Jiang can do it.

(End of this chapter)