Playing bad Konoha starts with adding points

Chapter 14

No matter what, Sanmaru felt that Fu Jiang secretly smoked its catnip, became arrogant and imaginative, and ran to Fu Yue's home for help without much thought.

The timely fireball also broke the tranquility of the night sky. Fu Yue and Itachi didn't even have time to put on their shoes. They rushed to Fu Jiang's house in a pair of pajamas and bare feet with only a sword.

Tomie's house was fine, but the roof of Risa's house was burned with a big hole, but there was no sign of anyone's activities.

"Fujiang!"

"Second uncle!"

The two broke through the glass and jumped into Lisha's room. There was only a headless corpse on the ground, covered with fine wounds, as miserable as thousands of pieces had been pierced through the body. The real identity of the guy...

Nine Snake Guards!
Where did Tomie and Risa go?

Fu Yue was frowning with concern.

The sound of arguing between the two came from the bathroom next to the room.

"This is my home! Let me wash first!"

"Let me go first, I ate too much, I'm going to throw up at your house!"

"My beautiful girl's delicate skin is about to rot!!"

"In the future, if I kill Nine Snake Guards again, I will definitely hide far away, and my head will explode at every turn, what kind of brainless thinking!"

……

Fu Yue and Itachi looked at each other.

Until Fu Jiang came out with a wet face, combed his black hair into a shiny back, and greeted relaxedly: "Hey, Oni sauce, yo, Itachi, it's very romantic, don't sleep at night, Do you want to go out to look at the stars with your son?"

"You'd better call me Fuyue." Fuyue's face was dark, and he would rather be called by his first name than be called O'Nijiang in front of the children.

"Second Uncle, did you kill this?" Itachi looked at Fu Jiang in surprise. The Nine Snake Guards, who they searched for two days and two nights and found no trace, would die here?
"Of course it's impossible. He came here by himself, stabbed himself a thousand knives and then blew his head... You can go to your captain Kakashi's dog and ask, is what you're talking about human? Of course it's me Killed him, of course Risa and your third uncle also contributed!" Fu Jiang looked at his nephew with disgust.

"Unbelievable..." Itachi couldn't believe that his second uncle, who had always been hailed as a yellow trash, could actually kill a special Jonin who was famous for his dual-sword style.

According to the data, this guy once served as Orochimaru's personal bodyguard in the third battle, fighting three puppet masters alone, and the double sword dance could not splash water, and did not let half a thousand roots shoot at Orochimaru.

This is the previous information. After biochemical transformation, this tail with a sharp knife can increase its combat effectiveness by at least another [-]%!

"Listen to what you said, dogs will shake their heads..." Fu Jiang curled his lips, but the fact is, if it wasn't for the amazing 100% empty-handed and white-knife seal of his actions, he might be lying here and stabbed a thousand times in the body The person who made the hole would be himself.

It's a pity that the knives are all broken, and I don't know if they can be put together.

"Second Uncle, if possible, I would like to take the corpse away..." Itachi squatted down and checked She Guqi's body.

"Take it away. I can still make soup with him, but the knife on the tail is good. It broke both my Chuan and Lisa's knives. I have to keep them to pay off the debt." Fu Jiang knelt down and took the counterfeit knife. The Kusanagi sword was taken off.

Although it was a counterfeit product, it was carefully forged by Orochimaru. After bumping into Chuan so many times, there was not even a gap.

It is similar to the standard that Orochimaru gave Sasuke in the original book, but the Chakra transmission ability is slightly inferior.

I have a silver scabbard, and I can summon famous sword prostitutes/guests. I don’t need it for the time being. I will give this Kusanagi sword to Risa, and it happens that her sword is also broken.

"That... Fu Jiang..." Fu Yue wanted to say something, but he felt a little hard to say.

"Give the head to Itachi and let him make a contribution in Anbu. Grandpa lived to be 99 years old without your mother-in-law. Take it." Fu Jiang waved his hand indifferently.

"...Father!" Itachi was stunned instead.

"Itachi, for the sake of the tribe, you need to make more contributions as soon as possible and gain greater trust from Hokage! Hokage attaches great importance to the escape of Nine Snake Guards this time, and it is an excellent opportunity to gain his trust." Fu Yue's face was serious.

"But... this is also the evidence for the second uncle to prove himself..." Itachi didn't want to pick up such a head at all.

"Only the weak need the corpse of the enemy to prove themselves, and the strength of a man only needs the heart..." Fu Jiang put on a deep pose.

"..." Itachi had nothing to say.

"By the way, there is still a little snake in my police department, Snake Kuba, but it was broken into 8000 yuan. If you go now, you might be able to make half of it." Fu Jiang said easily.

"..." The corners of their eyes twitched wildly.

"The patriarch...that...my house burned down, so there is a subsidy, right?" Risa poked her wet head out of the bathroom.

"Well, the clan will pay to help you repair the house." Fu Yue nodded.

"The police department is also filthy, so it's not too much to give a hundred and eighty thousand?" Fu Jiang was not polite this time. After all, we need to fight now, and buying ninja tools is also very expensive.

"Okay, but your face is a bit ugly, is it poisoned?" Fu Yue frowned.

"Almost... forgot..." Fu Jiang fell to the ground with a crash.

……

When he woke up the next day, Fu Jiang found that he was lying on his bed like a kennel, and his body was completely fine.

The medical ninjas in the village are very experienced in dealing with things like snake venom. They don't even need to go to the hospital, the clan's own medical ninjas can solve it.

"Oh my god... I've never been so relaxed in my life... It's like wearing chastity pants with chain locks all my life. Today I finally found the key and took them off..." Fu Jiang stretched his waist, no longer needed to charge the system Life has made my second uncle a lot more energetic.

Early in the morning, pick your nose with your toes to wake up every cell in your body.

"Ki Moji~"

"Hey, hey, it's early in the morning, can you stop being so disgusting!" Risa's disgusted voice came from outside the door.

"Damn! Why are you at my house!" Fu Jiang was so frightened that he quickly covered his second uncle.

"My house was burnt down, and the room was full of brains. It's so disgusting. I lived here before the decoration was cleaned!" Only then did Fu Jiang realize that Risa was holding a lot of his clothes in his arms.

"Nani!!! Is it true?! Are we going to live together?" Fu Jiang became excited.

"Go to hell! Hurry up and clean up the house, it's like a dirty doghouse!" Lisa took off a slipper and smashed it on Fu Jiang's face.

She knew that Fu Jiang was indeed always a very unscrupulous person, he was rambunctious and lustful, but in fact he never really took advantage of her, otherwise he wouldn't be at ease.

"Happiness... came... so suddenly..." Fu Jiang fell on the bed, smiling like a fool who picked up a watermelon.

"If you don't get up again, I'll throw away those pornographic magazines on your desk!"

"Daddy Yaba! Get up right away!"

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(End of this chapter)