Playing bad Konoha starts with adding points

Chapter 15 Daily Life
Tomie's house is really messy. If there is not a heavy tonnage ninja cat living in the house, I am afraid it will become a wonderful house for mice.

There are readily available candies everywhere, ranging from big lollipops to small jellybeans, all kinds of candies, chocolates, just like the legendary candy house, enough to make children go crazy with excitement.Open the refrigerator, besides soda or soda, most of them eat cream puffs, sweet and greasy food like red bean rice cake, on the stove that is rarely fired once in a century, the three seasoning jars are full of white sugar.

The spare space is either catnip cigarettes, bottles of Mutian Polygonum wine, or canned cat food.

This is because Fu Jiang had to be drained of chakra by the system every day before, and had to use high-sugar food to replenish his physical strength, otherwise he would have become a skinny rib like Nagato.

Although the system has been activated now, Fu Jiang seems to have gotten used to the taste. He picked up a strawberry lollipop and stuffed it into his mouth, then picked up another one and waved it:

"Would you like one? Candy is super sweet."

"Eat candy early in the morning, why don't you die of diabetes..." Risa saw the corners of her eyes twitching.

"I hope you will never know what they are used for...but after eating these, you can finally save some money to buy magazines." Fu Jiang felt that since the system was turned on, all life was moving in a better direction.

"Hurry up and help pack up your things, Sanmaru don't be idle, pick up all your cigarette butts!" Risa ordered like a hostess.

"Oh... I knew that distance can produce beauty, but as a cute kitten, I'm only responsible for being licked, and you shit shovel officers should pack up my things." Sanmaru sat on the ground and licked his paws .

"Okay, I decided to throw out all your catnip, cute cats can't be so depraved." Risa held up a box of catnip.

"Give it back to me! Sanwan can't lose his catnip, just like a man can't lose his egg, Chichi... Chichi..." Sanwan jumped half a meter off the ground with his short legs .

"Oh... Uncle San, I also feel that you are too fat. Risa and I have decided to get back on track, and you have to lose weight too." Fu Jiang didn't want to be held back by Sanwan.

"Nonsense! I'm not fat at all, at most I'm plump!" The hair on Sanmaru's back stood up, and now he looked like a porcupine.

"You can't even lick your own fart! Ninja cat can lick it!" Risa pointed at Sanmaru's figure.

"Nonsense! I'll lick it for you! Chi Chi... Chi Chi..." Sanmaru tried her best to bend down, but she couldn't reach it.

"Don't try it, quit drinking, third uncle." Fu Jiang shook his head regretfully.

It took two people and one cat a whole day to clean Fu Jiang's house like a home.

Risa finally put the sunflower on the balcony, symbolizing that she officially lived in this home temporarily.

As dusk approached, a beautiful ninja cat with fiery red hair came to Fuyue's house. It was Benimaru.

Almost every Uchiha family raises a ninja cat, which is cute and practical, and has been raised as the closest comrade-in-arms since childhood, as close as a brother.

The day before the two brothers entered the ninja school at the age of six, their dead ghost father took them to the cat mother-in-law's house to pick up the cat.

Fu Yue chose this fiery red ninja cat, Benimaru. At first glance, it has a vigorous body, lively and agile, and good-looking hair. It is very suitable for scouting and fighting.

Fu Jiang thinks Sanwan's pattern is beautiful, his whole body is dark, with a piece of white hair on his face, which looks like an umbrella-shaped mushroom. If it wasn't for his father's slap, Fu Jiang would have almost named him Takamaru.

"Fu Jiang, Fu Yue invited you home for dinner." Hong Wan felt very proud when she opened her mouth. After all, she is the cat of the patriarch's family, and she can be regarded as Bai Fumei in the cat world.

"Oh? It's really rare. Are you ready for the big lobster?" Fu Jiang stretched. After all, he just cooked two bags of instant noodles for lunch, and he was a little hungry.

"I don't know." The two masters were not in harmony, and even the pets looked down on each other, Benimaru said and turned around to jump away.

"So... Benimaru...Fuyue invited me too?" Sanmaru suddenly held his breath, trying to make himself look thinner, and asked a little coyly.

"San Pang, you can suck your catnip at home." Benimu coldly rolled his eyes, leaving a red glow in the air, which disappeared after a few jumps.

"Wooooow..." Sanmaru lay on the ground, lighting a piece of catnip in pain, with a sad face.

In the world of Ninja cats, being obsessed with catnip and Mutian Polygonum is like smoking and drinking human beings. It is a degenerate expression, and Sanmaru is the one who has all five poisons.

"That...does Sanmaru like Benimaru?" Risa seemed to see the clue.

"Probably so. After all, they came out of the nest together. Their childhood sweethearts grew up together in the same yard and received training together. It's just that one has become the best detective ninja cat, and even a fat ass can't be licked." No nose picking.

"This is not following the master..."

"Benimaru's legs are so slender..."

"The curve of her tail is so beautiful..."

"Her eyes are so cold..."

"Every beard looks like it has been carefully trimmed..."

"Oh... If I can have a baby with Benimaru, I can be in heat every day..."

"Chi Chi Chi Chi..."

Sanmaru drank Mutian Polygonum wine and fell into a beautiful fantasy.

"Sure enough, I'm as lustful as you!" Risa looked at Fu Jiang with disgust.

"99% of men are lustful!" Fu Jiang spread his hands.

"That's 1% left!" Risa rolled her eyes.

"That 1% is particularly lecherous, it's next." Fu Jiang was even a little proud.

"I live here, if you dare to peek, you will die!" Risa clenched her fists.

"Hehehehe...the front is not protruding and the back is not tilted, the small A cup is ridiculous..." Fu Jiang chanted a poem heartily.

"Suffer to death!"

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When the two arrived at Fuyue's house with a drunk Sanmaru, the family had been waiting for a long time.

"Oni sauce, look, the second uncle brought a pig over here! Is it going to be a roast suckling pig?" Xiao Sasuke yelled happily.

"Hush...that's not a pig, it's a ninja cat." Itachi could only laugh in front of Sasuke.

"How can Ninja Cat be so fat, it's a pig!" Sasuke touched the slim Benimaru beside him.

"Yo, one dozen seven, yo, what is gay!" Fu Jiang also greeted enthusiastically.

In fact, I don't interact with Sasuke much, and it's far behind Itachi, mainly because I'm older and less patient with children.

The reason why Sasuke is affectionate to him is probably because Itachi was bragging beside him.

"Second Uncle, my name is Sa...su...ke...it's not gay!" Sasuke was still patiently correcting Tomie's pronunciation word by word.

"I know, I know, of course what is gay, how could I mispronounce what is gay...or you can call Qingtian Yizhu!" Tomie waved his hand with a smirk.

"Fu Jiang, stop teasing the children, sit down and eat first." Miqin knelt on the tatami and smiled lightly.

"Well, it's been a long time since Meiqin, she's still pretty." Fu Jiang waved his hand and smiled.

"Fu Jiang was joking." Meiqin pursed her lips and smiled.

Fu Yue's face was ugly, but he also knew that Fu Jiang was trying to anger him on purpose.

The three of them have been training and playing companions since they were young. Fu Jiang, like a prophet, often told himself that Miqin would be his wife.

I didn't expect it to come true.

"Hello, Aunt Mikoto!" Risa also bowed slightly.

"Risa has become a grown-up girl too..." Meiqin took Risa's hand affectionately, and walked into the room together.

The dishes are Fu Jiang's favorite dishes, but the layout is not Fu Jiang's favorite layout.

Fuyue is a very old-fashioned person. People in their 30s are less emotional than 60-year-olds. No matter in words or deeds or in life, it seems that they must put on a dull look in order to show the patriarch of the No. [-] wealthy family in Konoha. Demeanor, the ancient heritage of the Uchiha clan.

Therefore, this kind of kneeling and sitting meal that follows the ancient tradition of the Uchiha clan is simply a torture for hemorrhoid patients.

Fu Jiang believes that kneeling and sitting are like binding feet, which is a cancer of the times. It tortures men and oppresses women. It makes men unable to straighten their knees, and makes girls' beautiful long and slender legs crushed into inner circles.

No one can lose their etiquette in front of the Uchiha patriarch, Tomie didn't care, he sat cross-legged at the table, grabbed a big lobster pliers and started to instigate.

Fu Yue could only endure with a dark face.

Risa was a little restrained in front of the patriarch, so she could only kneel and sit awkwardly, feeling extremely uncomfortable all over.

"Mom, why can Second Uncle sit and eat like this!" Sasuke asked puzzled.

He was taught table etiquette by Fu Yue since he was a child, and he would be scolded if he sat on a crooked position.

"Uh..." Miqin didn't know how to answer.

"All power is bought with blood. If you don't cry when your father breaks three broom handles, you are also entitled to sit like this." Fu Jiang proudly gave a thumbs up.

Fu Yue's character can be said to be a perfect replica of their dead ghost father. Naturally, Fu Jiang was taught a lot when he was a child, and he was often beaten for kneeling.

"Really? Dad, is it really okay?" Sasuke looked at Fuyue excitedly. Children are lively by nature and hate being disciplined.

There are only three broom handles, worth a try.

"Fu Jiang, I invited you to dinner, I didn't ask you to teach bad children." Fu Yue's face became more and more livid.

"Asuke, it's worth a try!" Tomie winked at Sasuke.

"But what you said is correct... All power is bought with blood..." Fu Yue said in a deep voice with his eyes closed.

"Nimma, I made up a random sentence to pretend to be aggressive, how can you be able to do anything?"

Suddenly, Fu Jiang felt that the lobster in his hand was not fragrant.

Itachi felt full.

Risa felt that the atmosphere was faintly oppressive.

Only Sasuke was thinking whether this beating was worth it.

(End of this chapter)