Playing bad Konoha starts with adding points

Chapter 3 Wonderful Additions

"Don't pull me, let me die! How can I feel that way about you old ugly bitch, my body and soul belong to Lord Orochimaru, and my heart has betrayed him , let me die!!!" She Jijiu pulled a hemp rope and hung it on the tree, and she was about to hang herself.

"Don't... Ajiu, don't die... I can't leave you..." Fu Jiang tightly hugged She Kui Jiu's feet.

"Then let's die for love together! In this way, we won't let down Oshemaru-sama!" She Kuijiu bit her fangs and pinched Uchiha Tomie's neck tightly.

"Don't...don't..." Uchiha Tomie struggled desperately, but couldn't break free from the crazy woman's hand.

But the next moment, she let go again, covering her face and crying bitterly.

"I... I can't do it..."

Sanwan looked at the two people who were about to die, wagging their tails and watched quietly: "It seems that I drank too much wine, and I have hallucinations. It's really a bloody plot..."

……

Its daybreak.

Snake Jiu also left.

Uchiha Tomie experienced the feeling of broken love for the first time.

Although he knew that all this was caused by the seemingly ordinary stick in his hand.

"Pan Jinlian smashed Ximen Qing's stick"

"Good guy, is it actually a weapon of karma? As long as you are hit by this stick, the two parties will immediately fall in love... Hehe... Hehehe... Tsunade... Terumi Mei... Hinata... Chiyo Granny..." Tomie The smile gradually lost itself.

In the next second, he slapped himself again.

"Bad or not, what's the difference between you and a beast!"

"A man's love needs to rely on his own charm and talent!"

As he spoke, he looked around, took advantage of no one around to see him, and hurriedly stuffed the stick carefully into his bosom, for fear that bending it would lose its effect.

At this moment, Uchiha Tomie walked with the wind, facing the silent village, yelling shamelessly with both hands on the horn:

"The 30-year period has come, Konoha, prepare to welcome the return of the Dragon King!!!"

"If you make noise at night, you will be fined 500 taels." An Anbu appeared instantly.

"Brother, it's cheaper to save face. Someone assassinated me just now and you didn't come out. You came out after I yelled?"

"I only care about fines and not about assassinations."

"Hey! Your father is Danzo!"

"What do you mean?"

"You're no fart!"

……

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After paying the fine, Uchiha Tomie returned home without any sleepiness at all. After throwing the half-drunk Sanmaru into the cat litter, he immediately started thinking about his own point-adding system.

The so-called everything can add points, as long as you have enough points.

Another premise is that one's body must touch the object before a "+" sign can be displayed on the object.

Second: Not only physical objects, but also non-existent things can be added. For example, the name "Uchiha Tomie" can also be added.

Of course, Tomie didn't dare to add it randomly, not because there were not enough points, but if some strange attributes were added, such as "When someone mentions the name Uchiha Tomie, he will feel like urinating."

Isn't that miserable?

The third detail is:
Before Uchiha Tomie added points to his body, he was prompted that the points were not enough. It was because he added the body as a whole, which may require dozens of points. If the whole person is divided, for example, adding a point to the "hands" is okay.

Of course, Fu Jiang didn't dare to add points to important limbs at all. He planned to be more cautious, and first took an unimportant thing to try the rules of adding points to find out its rules.

In view of the fact that Nine Snake Guards escaped from prison, he might be in danger, so let's try to add some points with a knife first.

As for the knife...

How long has it been useless?
It seems that it was used for barbecue last time.

Uchiha Tomie rummaged through the kitchen for a long time before he found a dirty and greasy samurai sword in the stove. This was a graduation gift from his deceased father when he graduated.

It is a good knife for cutting people without blood, named: Chuan.

The saber of Uchiha Fugaku is from the same iron country famous swordsmith, and his name is "Shan".

Fuyue's knife killed countless people.

I have killed countless chickens with this knife.

They are all good knives that have seen blood.

"Where did the scabbard go? Forget it, don't look for it, just add it to the knife." Fu Jiang shook his head, and wiped the knife body with a rag.

No loss, it is a good knife. It has been spoiled for more than ten years, and it is still like new after being cleaned.

"add a bit!"

"A good knife for killing countless chickens"

"1: This is a kind knife that will never hurt anyone."

"2: 100% received empty-handed swords"

"3: Damage to chicken creatures +100%"

"Oh! That's great, next time I see a monster in suspenders playing basketball, I'll definitely be able to kill it instantly!" Fu Jiang was ecstatic, who can refuse to become a chicken-slaying monster?

"It's no wonder! It's a scam!" Fu Jiang threw the knife on the ground.

Sanmaru opened his eyes, looked at Fu Jiang who was crying and laughing for a while, as if he had gotten used to his neurotic appearance, turned over and continued to sleep.

Fu Jiang didn't choose any of the options, and he still wanted to test, what would happen if he didn't choose the option to add points, would he return the points, or choose one at random.

This is critical.

Knife in one hand, staring at the clock on the wall.

After 30 seconds, the attribute box gradually dims and flickers.

Then randomly jumped to the second attribute option.

It seems that 30 seconds will force a random attribute, even if three are cheating.

"100% being caught empty-handed"?
Fu Jiang touched the stubble on his chin, looked thoughtfully at the "Chuan" in his hand, and suddenly slashed at Sanmaru who was sleeping beside him without reservation.

moment!

Sanwan suddenly jumped up from the posture of curling up and sleeping, his whole body exploded, and he knelt on the ground, his claws were raised high, clamping the sword edge, his legs were trembling with such great strength.

"Gah... Fu Jiang... why are you so nervous..." Sanwan was so frightened that his tail exploded into a mace.

"Awesome! The third uncle is still handsome!!!" Fu Jiang praised with a thumbs up.

"Huh... when did I become so powerful?" Sanmaru scratched his head.

"It's okay, you can sleep." Fu Jiang couldn't close his mouth with a smile.

This is not a cheating attribute, it is clearly the most powerful rule power, and it is at the same level as Pan Jinlian's stick.

Tomie felt that with this sword in hand, Uchiha Madara would kneel down in front of him to receive the sword... Although when he came back to his senses, he must have died a miserable death.

"The system is so powerful, it's not in vain that I recharged your chakra for 30 years...Look at the sword!!!" Tomie turned his head and suddenly swung his sword at Sanmaru again.

Sanmaru knelt down on her knees again, her claws gripping the blade.

"Nani!!! I didn't feel anything, but my body moved involuntarily. Could it be that I drank Mutian Polygonum wine and awakened incredible power!!!" Sanmaru looked at his claws and became excited up.

Sanmaru, who grew up with Fu Jiang since childhood, is also full of the soul of the second child.

"No, I'm going to find Jianwan to fight one-on-one! In order to get back the name of Ninja Cat!" Sanwan had already jumped out.

"Hey, third uncle... wait... don't... hey..." It was too late for Fu Jiang to stop him.

The ninja dogs and cats in Konoha Village often fight in groups at night to grab territory. Kenmaru is a ninja dog from the Inuzuka family who is very powerful with a sword.

Fu Jiang spread his hands helplessly, put the sword away, and continued to study the remaining points.

"A total of five points... two points were used for the stick mutation, one point was used for the knife, and there are two points left..."

"It seems that this system is not so bad..."

"Do you want to try to add a little to your body?"

"If any part can be added..."

Fu Jiang smiled like an idiot, and immediately slapped himself again.

"No, no, no... What's the use of adding that part to me as a single dog..."

"Feet, let's add feet first, in case Nine Snake Guards come to find me, maybe I can run faster."

"Add more, left foot." Fu Jiang's own body doesn't need to be touched, just think about it.

"Left foot that hasn't been washed for three days"

"1: Strange pace, movement speed +50%"

"2: When equipped with black silk, lethality +500%"

"3: It can be used to pick boogers, and it's very cool"

"The lethality of leg hair and black silk is very strong, but... the unique skill of picking booger with the foot is really cool!!!" Fu Jiang chose three excitedly, and raised his left foot to try on the spot up.

"Ao~ Kuo Moji..."

"Ah~~~ It feels like my back has been itchy for a lifetime, and I finally found a tickle today..." Fu Jiang blushed and moaned comfortably.

(End of this chapter)