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Chapter 84 Alien Programmer

A large building covered with cobwebs, it should look like a gymnasium, a large net is full of human beings with only one head left, each of them is frowning tightly, with a painful expression on their face, almost the same as the kid on Sanmaru state.

Dense crowds of Bodhidharma stood in the auditorium and swayed, and it didn't take long for a Dharma egg to shake violently and turn into a monster.

"Fuck...is this an incubator?" Fu Jiang's eyes widened. He never thought that this group of silly-looking Dharma eggs would actually build an incubator to constantly create fear?
"Look!" Risa pointed to the distance.

A red-faced human with wings came from the sky, holding two struggling children in his hands, and dropped two parabolas in the air, throwing the children on the spider web. Immediately, a huge spider with the body of a beautiful woman crawled over. Spitting out spider webs to entangle the two children, the two immediately fell asleep in pain.

"It's the Ootengu and the Net bride!!!" Seeing these legendary monsters with his own eyes, Quan was even faintly excited.

"So... Gui Yikou just wanted to bring me back in terms of strength, tied up the bride, and then extracted my fear memory?" Fu Jiang looked back at Gui Yikou, which had shattered into a tumbler.

"Fortunately not, you guys are full of monsters..." Risa glanced at it with lingering fear.

"Cut...Second Uncle and the Cthulhu Myth haven't told you yet..." Fu Jiang raised his middle finger.

"Second uncle, let's go back and move the rescue? There are so many Dharma eggs here..." Quan said worriedly.

"Well... the safest way is to go back to rescue, but I'm worried that they won't last us to bring rescue... They say they are extracting fear, but they are actually extracting spiritual energy... Most of them are children here, so I'm afraid they won't be able to last Too long..." Fu Jiang frowned and thought hard.

"We...will we be able to deal with the big tengu?" Quan asked a little scared. You must know that in the myth, the big tengu is a top-level monster. With one wing, it can attract tornadoes and hurricanes.

"Don't worry, there must be an upper limit to the transformation of this group of Bodhidharma. If someone is afraid of Amaterasu, the entire ninja world may be gone. If Orochimaru is here, I have to tell you what is energy conservation. I I also want to talk to him about entropy increase..." Fu Jiang showed off his superficial knowledge that can only fool laymen.

"No way... you really want the four of us to deal with so many monsters?" Risa asked in surprise.

"Three! Three! Don't count me, I'm just a poor, helpless and edible kitten." Sanmaru raised her hands in surrender.

"Okay, three." Risa also felt that Sanmaru's body shape might only be suitable for wild boar collision.

"Four, Sanwan also knows how to transform, right?" Fu Jiang snapped his fingers.

"What are you doing... Let me tell you, don't have weird ideas... Even if I change, I will become a boy with cat ears..." Sanwan hesitated for a moment.

"Bah! What are you thinking... I just discovered the way this group of Bodhidharma distinguishes the enemy from us. It seems that it is only appearance, and it has always been silly. Paste the detonating talisman..." Fu Jiang took out a large stack of detonating talismans from his crotch, all of which were taken out of the arsenal that Fuyue had prepared for the coup.

"Isn't it... put it in this place? Are you not afraid of blowing it up?" Lisa pinched it with two fingers frantically and disgusted.

"You know what, the mines hidden in the crotch can be enchanted!" Fu Jiang distributed them one by one, but it was a pity that there were still a few, so he simply had none left and gave them all.

"What about you?" Risa looked at Fu Jiang without leaving a picture and asked.

"I have my own way, ready to transform, remember not to detonate, and finally detonate with fire escape." Fu Jiang made a seal and transformed into a chubby yellow Dharma.

"Huh? Why is it yellow?" Risa had a question mark on her face.

"It's convenient to distinguish between the enemy and us. You can also choose a color you like." Fu Jiang jumped twice on the spot: "Pika Picka~"

"..." Lisa was speechless and turned into a red Dharma egg.

Quan turned into a blue big Jedama.

As soon as the three pills changed, a bloated black Bodhidharma jumped out, and at first glance, he was a Bodhidharma of the rank of Dazuo.

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Several people bounced and swayed into the gymnasium.

Sure enough, the other Dharma eggs didn't react at all, they were still swaying left and right, making strange noises, queuing up to accept the fear transformation.

As they spoke, three more monsters were created, and they went outside to search for more survivors.

It's also fortunate that they didn't stay here, otherwise the battle would be more difficult.

What the hell are these Dharma eggs?
Fu Jiang guessed that they are a bunch of meaningless data, but the elements that make them up are not "0" and "1", but that strange black energy.

Their settings are not perfect, and a lot of bugs can be found. For example, they will not actively attack, and they will only become aggressive after transforming.

Fu Jiang is like a poor programmer who rewrites bugs. He squats behind the worshiped Bodhidharma in a posture that is not suitable for young Bodhidharma, and pokes the fingers of God on their buttocks, and rewrites the properties of these Bodhidharma eggs one by one.

Thinking back to my last life, I seemed to be a programmer who specialized in writing bugs... I dealt with the ruthless computer every day, while picking my feet, my hair was getting thinner day by day, and I spent all my little money on Red Bull and hair growth essence. Life was meaningless, and in the end You have to buy a lot of crossing...

He hates dealing with such emotionless things the most, and he can't understand what he says...

A yellow Dharma egg sticks behind other Dharma eggs, stretch out your finger, and then the next one...

It all looks a little wretched.

"It's so dizzy... Changing the program with the finger of God also consumes mental energy..." Fu Jiang suddenly felt that he had returned to the time when he stayed up late writing bugs in his previous life.

"Fu Jiang, it's all over, what should we do now?" Lisa jumped over with Quan.

"Where's Sanwan? Has it finished posting?" Fu Jiang asked.

"Chichi...Chichi...who will help me, please brake for me..." Sanwan's Damo Dharma rolled over.

"Okay, it's all here... let's get started! Risa is on the left, Izumi is on the right, and I am in the middle..."

The three of them sealed at the same time.

"Fire Escape Dragon Fire Art!!!"

As Uchiha's second basic fire escape, the three of them were quite proficient in practicing, and almost simultaneously spit out a huge flame dragon, which burned towards the rows of white Dharma.

The moment they touched the flames, all the darumas were activated as if they were absorbing the power of the flames. The white paint quickly turned red, and the flame darumas jumped towards several people in anger.

At the same time, the detonating talismans attached to their backs were also activated by the flames, and were buzzing.

The three of them curled up into a ball, hiding behind a stone pillar, waiting for the countdown to the explosion.

"Three two one..."

Boom boom boom! ! !
More than a hundred detonating talismans exploded violently one after another, causing the entire gymnasium to tremble violently and almost collapsed in half, with broken Dharma eggs flying everywhere.

They are indeed immune to fire damage, but the impact force at the moment of explosion cannot be immune, and they are still blown to pieces.

The three of them patted the dust off their heads and stood up again.

"The rest of Bodhidharma will be left to you..."

"Hundred Ghosts Night Walk is coming..."

"And Shurima, your emperor is back!"

Fu Jiang's face was full of anger, thick dark clouds accumulated in the sky, and dozens of slender lightning bolts fell on the Bodhidharma egg whose attributes had been modified by Fu Jiang.

The Dharma eggs trembled violently one by one, and slowly turned into yellow paint, and the pattern also slowly changed to some kind of strange mouse.

"Pickup! Pickup pickup~"

(End of this chapter)