Playing bad Konoha starts with adding points

Chapter 85
"Nani!!! What strange things are these!!!"

Risa looked at a lot of yellow mouse-eared loli who were bouncing around and making a soft and cute "pika pickup..." sound.

"Pickup... Chirp~" Fu Jiang imitated it.

He just changed the attribute of the Dharma egg "can emit um, huh" to "can emit pickup pickup"

"Malicious towards creatures" has been changed to "Malicious towards ghosts".

"Change the electric shock and turn into a yellow Dharma" to "the cos Pikachu's mouse-eared loli girl who is electric shock and turns into a 1.5-meter-long milky white silk"

"Chirp your sister! The big tengu is here!" A blade of strong wind slid across, and the red-faced and long-nosed big tengu heard the explosion just now, flapping its wings and gliding towards it.

"Pickup! Pickup!!"

More than a dozen Pikachu loli girls puffed their mouths, blushed, and fired angrily on the spot, releasing one hundred thousand volts (false), constantly hitting the big tengu that was circling in the air.

Although the wind attribute restrains thunder and lightning, the sudden rebellion of the Dharma egg still caused the big tengu to suffer a big loss. He was struck by lightning, rolled down paralyzed, and smashed into the ruins.

"Eat me a thousand catties of Dharma eggs, hum!" Sanmaru jumped heavily from the 20-meter-high platform, shaking the mountain as if a comet hit the earth, and Otengu, one of the majestic three demons, vomited blood after being hit.

And the spider bride who weaves the civilians into a cocoon also walks over with eight legs. She has a pretty face and a proud figure, and she doesn't break the law, so exciting.

"What a beautiful spider... It's a pity that I'm not a pig, so I don't deserve it..."

Fu Jiang had already taken off his shirt, pulled out the hilt of his sword, and found that Huo Zhigao had already left, so he could only curse a short sentence, popped out the steel claw of the ninja prosthesis in his left hand and rushed up.

"Hiss..." The new bride twisted her body, raised her huge black spider's buttocks, squirmed, and countless slender crystal spider threads shot out like bullets, instantly forming a huge web in the air, making people hide. There is no hiding.

"Spider silk... bondage... ah~ are you going to bind me? Wouldn't it be too straightforward to meet for the first time? If Mengzi is here, she should be willing to be tied together at all? I don't know what happened to them ..." Fu Jiang had already completed three seals while talking, and spat out a mouthful of fireball.

Sure enough, the spider silk was restrained by the flames, and a huge web was burned instantly, and the air was filled with the stench of burnt protein.

"Miss who has a human spider or something... May I ask, if you are pregnant, will the child be in the front or the back... Don't get me wrong, I'm actually thinking about whether your vital organs are in a human body or a spider's body..."

Fu Jiang talked about stand-up comedy, and under the cover of flames, he rushed to the front of the bride, and the sharp claws enchanted with "Invincible" by the fingers of the gods shone coldly in the air, and instantly slashed at the bride's slender neck.

However, as the instinct of a simulated creature, the Bride of the Web still reacted quickly, quickly sliding and jumping with eight sharp giant feet, and the whole spider bounced back to the giant net of the gymnasium, which was her home field.

"Ah... so you invite me home... so shy..." Fu Jiang wanted to burn the broken net with a fire, but there was no way to do so with dozens of big living people tied up on it.

Seeing that the new bride was shaking her plump spider butt and was about to spin silk again, Fu Jiang also ran to the side of the spider silk and tried it with a steel blade. It was very sticky, and if she grabbed it, it would definitely be firmly stuck.

Then change it, shall we?

"Super Sticky" was changed to "Super Silky".

The moment the attribute was modified, the bride of the net almost fell directly, but fortunately, she caught the net with her spider legs immediately.

"Don't underestimate the man who is about to be 30 years old. He also had youth..." Fu Jiang lifted a long skateboard placed in the gymnasium, cut off the four wheels underneath with one claw, and transformed it into a surfboard. plate.

"You're endless! If you shut up, you won't be able to output?" Lisa felt annoyed as she chopped off the rest of the Fudama.

"Ahahaha... I can't help talking about stand-up comics when I saw a spider beauty..." Fu Jiang saluted embarrassingly: "Fix it immediately!"

Kicked the skateboard on the spider web, blessed by the super silky property, immediately made the surfboard move quickly, and then Fu Jiang grabbed the throwing javelin on the side and jumped on it, as silky as surfing rushed towards the bridal bride.

The "super silky" attribute turned the entire spider web into a solidified wave. Fu Jiang, who was stepping on a surfboard and holding a javelin, was like a cavalry general charging on a horse.

The ignorant bride herself was not used to the extremely silky spider web. After trying to escape several times to no avail, she opened her mouth and sprayed out balls of white viscous liquid, shooting at Fu Jiang's face.

Fu Jiang opened his mouth, and just wanted to complete a few sentences, then sighed and stopped: "If the envoy hadn't banned writing and ink, I would have used all my wolf and tiger words."

Stepping on a surfboard and dodging left and right to avoid these dense raindrops of mucus, the closer you get, the denser it becomes, and it can even be called a hail of bullets. Maybe the Sangouyu Sharingan can pass through the gap, but it's a pity that Fujiang only has one Gouyu.

However, at the next moment, Fu Jiang raised the corner of his mouth slightly, closed his eyes, flicked a coin with his fingers, and stabbed out the javelin at the same time.

Jingle...

puff……

The sound of coins falling to the ground and the sound of flesh being pierced sounded at the same time.

Countless spider mucus seemed to have eyes, avoiding Fu Jiang's body one after another.

"I won..." Feeling the addition of "strong luck", Fu Jiang slowly opened his eyes, and the javelin in his hand had already pierced into the bride's mouth obliquely. The head hung high among the guns.

"The enemy shames me to take off her clothes!"

Tomie maintained this world-famous painting until Risa's flash light came on.

"As expected of Risa-chan, you understand me!" Fu Jiang raised the corner of his mouth.

"How? Is it dead? Is it dead? I'm exhausted..." Sanmaru was still struggling to jump on the spot, and the poor big tengu below couldn't understand why a mountain jumped.

Including other ghosts that were created, they have all been wiped out by the group of rat-eared Lolitas of pickups.

So far, there is no more active Bodhidharma in the entire hatchery.

"It's over..." Fu Jiang stretched his waist, feeling tired like never before. It seems that superheroes are very difficult to do...

But in the next moment.

As the bride's body slowly turned into fly ash, the spider threads above the stadium also slowly disappeared, and the bodies of the survivors fell down like dumplings.

Under the exclamation of several people, Fu Jiang flew over, poked his finger on the ground fiercely, and changed the attribute at the fastest speed.

"hard ground" → "soft trampoline"

Duang~~~

There were dozens of dull bouncing sounds in a row, and the survivors bounced a few times on the sponge-spring bed-like ground before landing safely.

"Fu Jiang... what kind of sealing method is this?" Risa was dumbfounded.

"Hey, my god's fingers are going to turn white..." Fu Jiang clutched his fingertips in distress.

Quan immediately went up to check. The survivors were all comatose and asleep. There was nothing serious, but it was difficult to wake up: "There are so many people, how should we transport them back..."

"Yeah...do we still have to call for help in the end?"

"Sister, have you ever heard of Xiangxi expelling corpses?" Fu Jiang smiled slightly.

(End of this chapter)