Two-dimensional star system

Chapter 338 [Chapter 342] If, you and your partner switched bodies...

"Miss, are you pregnant?"

Kakashi Hatake's words turned the audience's eagerly anticipated mood into yelling... Oh no, it was laughter.

"Huh~~~~~"

"Cut~~~~~"

"Mr. Kakashi, if you tease my wife like this, be careful that my master will flatten you!"

Many spectators below began to boo.

Hatake Kakashi spread out his hands, and asked again: "I heard that you came to this program today, Mrs. Shi, and you brought a gift, right?"

Gift?

The audience's eyes lit up.

There is a faint expectation, if this gift is the notebook of Mr. Kushina and Mr. Namikaze Minato... Cough cough cough, we are not such unscrupulous people!
We just want to see the photo of Namikaze Minato-sensei!
Many girls in the audience stretched their necks to see what gifts Mr. Kushina brought.

Uzumaki Kushina smiled slightly, and said playfully: "Yes, please open the drawer under the table."

The three four-wheel drive fighters followed suit.

Everyone has a beautifully packaged box in their hands.

"This is a little gift for my movie. "My Sassy Girl Is a Robot" will be released on December 12. I have a box with a lot of stuff in it..."

Uzumaki Kushina hadn't finished speaking, Hatake Kakashi's ability to kill was activated again.

"Master, is this your movie?"

"Isn't this the movie that Madge starred in?"

Uzumaki Kushina: "..."

Namikaze Minato: "..."

Four-wheel drive fighter: "..."

The audience off the stage burst into laughter.

A movie starring Madge?

Kakashi-sensei, your ability to commit suicide seems to be getting stronger and stronger! ?Your master and mistress are sitting in front of you, but you are so shameless about mentioning other female celebrities.

Teacher, you are flirting.

Obito Uchiha was sitting in the auditorium, his eyes lit up when he heard this.

The way this advert…

Give you 82 points, and the rest will be given to you in the form of 666!
A short joke not only explained the release date of "My Sassy Girl Is a Robot", but also revealed the lineup of the two actors.

Who came up with the idea of ​​advertising?
genius!

I really like it!
……

Backstage.

Naruto Uzumaki couldn't help but sweat when he heard Hatake Kakashi's teasing words: Mr. Kakashi, you... Take care, someone used to be so arrogant in front of my mother, but now his grave is full of grass. Already more than two meters high.

Uchiha Sasuke turned his head with a suppressed smile, and said in a low voice: "Idiot."

Sakata Gintoki touched his chin, smacked his lips, and said nothing.

……

on the stage.

next second.

Another black and rich aura suddenly surged out, and the audience even had the illusion that Kushina's hair seemed to be floating in the air, and her eyes were full of strange light.

Amen.

Kakashi-sensei, take care.

This is the collective thought of the audience.

But everyone had a suppressed smile on their faces and wanted to continue watching.

"Huh? Ka, Ka, Xi, Xiao, Gui. What did you just say? Mistress didn't seem to hear clearly?"

At this time, Hatake Kakashi was still holding the box, studying the design on it, and when he was subconsciously about to say something, the four-wheel drive fighter beside him coughed solemnly.

Kakashi looked up.

What caught her eyes was the teacher's wife full of black aura.

"Uh……"

"Master, I'm sorry, I was wrong."

"I don't dare any more."

"Your adult doesn't remember the faults of villains."

"I……"

Seconds!
It's really a second!
Kakashi, who was still teasing his teacher's wife a second ago, was frightened by the other party's eyes!Only then did he remember that his mistress also had a nickname, Blood Red Pepper!
Come on, kill people!

Kushina Uzumaki nodded in satisfaction, and in less than a second, she turned back into that gentle 'mother', and she patted Kakashi Hatake on the shoulder with satisfaction: "Well, a child can be taught."

Hatake Kakashi: "..."

The four-wheel drive fighter smiled lowly, then took over the topic, and looked at Uzumaki Kushina: "Welcome, you are welcome to come to our show as a guest, what did the director and director tell you beforehand, did they tell you, What kind of show is this?"

Uzumaki Kushina: "I didn't say anything, just told me that I hope I can become the goddess of the first episode of this show, so I came here."

[-]WD Fighter: "Let me introduce to you, this is a serious debate show."

Uzumaki Kushina: "..."

Four Drivers: "The topic we are discussing is related to the national economy and people's livelihood, and it is relevant to everyone! The reason why you are here is because our two captains, except Mr. Kakashi and Mr. Minato Namikaze, will each express their opinions. In addition to opinions, you can choose a point of view that you support or oppose.”

"Then state your point."

"But none of that matters."

Uzumaki Kushina listened carefully.

Because those are the rules of the show.After all, the whole program is still mainly in the form of a debate competition, and the debate is to be divided into two teams to explain each other's arguments.

The audience also listened quite seriously.

However, in the next second, the four-wheel drive fighter said cheaply: "The reason why I say these are not important is because the rules of our entire debate scene are..."

"casual."

Uzumaki Kushina was dumbfounded.

Namikaze Minato was dumbfounded.

Hatake Kakashi was also dumbfounded.

The audience was also dumbfounded.

Then there was another burst of laughter!
casual?

Hey Hey hey!Can your program team take some responsibility?

What is casual!
Stand up for me, I promise I will never beat you to death!
Off the stage, Misaka Mikoto couldn't help but twitched her mouth as she watched the loud laughter erupting from the audience.The opening of this kind of host, throwing out such a novel form from time to time, is definitely written by Sunan!
After the audience burst into laughter, the four-wheel drive fighter spoke again: "In order to improve the quality of such a high-profile program like ours..."

Uzumaki Kushina: "...Well, what does Gobige mean?"

Namikaze Minato: "..."

Puff ha ha ha ha ha.

The audience burst into laughter again.

Rely on!
wonderful!

fantastic!

It's only been a few minutes, how many times has this program made the audience laugh?
This isn't a fucking debate show at all, it's a joke show, right?
Is there anyone who makes the audience laugh so hard?

The applause lasted for a long time.

This kind of stalk will be understood by audiences who know the meaning of high beep. If it is a child... go to Baidu.

The four-wheel drive fighter braked in time and coughed: "Okay, let me ask a warm-up question, it's very simple, very simple, Mr. Uzumaki Kushina, if you wake up one morning, you suddenly find that you and your partner have switched bodies , is Namikaze Minato-sensei..."

Uzumaki Kushina looked terrified.

program group...

Is this about to start something?

Swapping bodies with Namikaze Minato?

and then?
"What would you do?"

silence.

long silence.

Uzumaki Kushina suddenly raised her hand: "Host, I have a question."

Four-wheel drive fighter: "What's the problem?"

Uzumaki Kushina: "My lover's apprentice Hatake Kakashi has no partner."

Hatake Kakashi: "..."

Very meow!
This can be shot!
The audience burst into laughter again.

Teacher Jiushina, your morals are gone!You must be resenting what happened just now when you openly reported that Hatake Kakashi-sensei has no partner!
Hahahaha.

The four-wheel drive fighter scratched his forehead: "Uh... we'll deal with Kakashi-sensei's question later, Kushina-sensei, what would you do if you swapped bodies with Namikaze Minato-sensei?"

Uzumaki Kushina couldn't help but sweat profusely.

what will do
what will do
what will do
My goodness!

What kind of show is this!Why did my old lady obsessively agree to that bastard Sunan to participate in such a crappy show?There are pits everywhere!
How can my wife answer this kind of thing! ! ! ! ! ! !
next second.

Uzumaki Kushina smiled calmly, brushed her hair calmly, and said calmly, "Jerking off."

Four-wheel drive fighter: "..."

Namikaze Minato: "..."

Hatake Kakashi: "..."

Uchiha Obito: "..."

Naruto Uzumaki: "..."

Sasuke Uchiha:"……"

Sakata Gintoki: "..."

audience:"……"

(End of this chapter)