Two-dimensional star system

Chapter 343 [Chapter 347] Ye Xiu's god-level theory!

Chapter 343 [Chapter 347] Ye Xiu's god-level theory!

problem?

what is the problem?
The audience is a little suspicious.

The speeches made by the contestants in the first two rounds were not good, and the speeches in the second round could only be said to be quite satisfactory. There were no bright spots or jokes, and they were completely incomparable with the joyful atmosphere at the beginning.

but……

Ye Xiu looks handsome!
From when he stood up to when he opened his mouth to speak, especially that harmless expression and demeanor, hmm...and the more magnetic voice, he immediately 'captured' some philandering girls.

Ye Xiu's gaze scanned the audience for a while, and he was not dissatisfied with the relatively indifferent atmosphere of the audience, but asked: "Those here... have boyfriends or girlfriends, please raise your hands."

The audience was suspicious for a moment.

Asking such a question so blatantly...

What is the purpose?

Kirito was the first to raise his hand.

Asuna glared at him, then slowly raised her hand.

The little master Liu Maoxing hesitated for a moment, but also raised his right hand.

Zhao Meili followed with a smile.

Xing Ping Chuangzhen took a look and knew Nakiri Erina's arrogant character, so he decisively took his hand and raised it together.

Misaka Mikoto thought about it carefully, and a figure suddenly appeared in her mind.

She hesitated for a moment, then slowly raised her right hand.

Seeing her movements, Hinata Hinata exclaimed in a low voice, "Miss Mikoto, what are you doing...you don't have any boyfriend!"

Kirito was dumbfounded.

Asuna was dumbfounded.

Liu Maoxing was dumbfounded.

Zhao Meili was dumbfounded.

Yukihira Soma, Nakiri Erina... were dumbfounded.

Even Uchiha Obito, who was sitting on the side, saw Misaka Mikoto raised his right hand, opened his mouth in surprise, and couldn't recover for a long time.

This this……

Misaka Mikoto is actually in love?

for a while...

There are still many responses.

However, since most of the people here are students invited by the program group from S University, they naturally support the program produced by Sunan.

Whether this show is good or bad, this is a show made by students at their school!

Suddenly, five or sixty people raised their hands.

Ye Xiu smiled and nodded. In fact, how many people responded to his question didn't matter to him at all, so he asked again: "If you haven't made it to the last step with your significant other or boyfriend or girlfriend, please raise your hand." .”

The number of people dropped by almost half.

Only 30 people still raised their hands.

Ye Xiu nodded in satisfaction, and seemed to be talking to himself, and at the same time seemed to be asking: "Didn't everyone who raised their hands here vote for us, and the audience who voted for our point of view never thought of having a relationship with their lover or Is the other half 'slapping' this?"

"But anyone who has thought about it and is willing to do it before marriage, please raise your hand."

The doubts of the audience suddenly increased.

This player...

What does this ask for?
If you want to use this form of interaction to increase everyone's enthusiasm?

Doesn't seem to have much effect?
The four-wheel drive fighter also sighed softly.

Sure enough, did the debate show really go far...?Is there really no way for this form of debate to regain its glory?

I think back then, when the debate competition first emerged, it was popular all over China!

Namikaze Minato also sighed.

He knew that it wasn't the fault of the four-wheel drive fighter, let alone Ye Xiu.

Debate shows are dead, that's for sure.

Only Sunan stared at Ye Xiu with a faint smile on his lips.Because he knows exactly what will happen next!
However, what they didn't expect was that the next second, Ye Xiu smiled happily, and he said to himself, Su Nan, if you dare to harm me, you will die.So, he took a deep breath, and then the voice that was amplified countless times suddenly came out from the entire studio.

"Crack!"

"Don't stop!"

"Don't suppress your nature! Crack!"

"Since you want to fuck, why suppress your nature!?"

"Isn't it just that your partner said that he wants to have sex with you!?"

"Crack! Crack! Crack!"

Ye Xiu actually said three slaps all over his face!
The audience is dumbfounded.

Misaka Mikoto covered her mouth with both hands, and stared blankly at the person on the stage who said 'crack, crack, crack', she was a little dumbfounded.

She... heard right?
Hinata Hinata subconsciously grabbed Misaka Mikoto beside her, not because of anything else, but because she was frightened.

Kirito was stunned for a moment.

Asuna was dumbfounded.

The young bosses Liu Maoxing, Zhao Meili, Xingping Chuangzhen, and Nakiri Erina were all dumbfounded.

Obito Uchiha stared blankly at the stage, unable to say a word.

All audiences are dumbfounded.

An idea suddenly floated in their minds.

This player...is he crazy?
What are you talking about...?
but……

It sounds like...

In the next second, the audience burst into laughter.

Because, they have never heard such a bold and arrogant declaration!

Didn't you say you want to have sex?
Didn't you say that if you don't give me sex, you will break up?
Then crack!

Since this is the most primitive impulse of human beings, why should we suppress our own nature?You must not suppress your own nature, bang!

You're welcome, just one word, pop!

The audience was immediately stunned by Ye Xiu's words.

They have seen the sanctimonious, the shameless, the hob meat, and the rogue.But... They have never seen a person who can say something so shameless and absurd as to amuse everyone!

Laughter.

noise.

The players laughed.

Applause.

Suddenly the entire studio was filled.

However, Ye Xiu raised his hands in the air, and immediately made a 'close' movement, and both the audience and the contestants actually stopped all sounds at the same time.

In the next second, Ye Xiu's voice came out again.

"The opponent's point of view has always conveyed a concept to us, that is, sex is terrible, but I want to ask, is sex really terrible?"

"I really don't favor everyone. I have a sister who has graduated from university for two years this year. Once, she asked me very shyly. She said, brother, this thing...is it particularly harmful to the body?"

"I was very puzzled at the time..."

"You all...do you use knives?"

Puff ha ha ha ha ha.

Everyone laughed.

The host, Four Wheel Drive Fighter, suddenly laughed and turned his back on his back.

Uzumaki Kushina laughed out loud.

Namikaze Minato smiled gently.

Hatake Kakashi put on a mask and narrowed his crescent eyes.

The contestants continued to take the lead in clapping and howling.

The audience laughed... It's just too bad!

What the fuck kind of theory is this?What are you urbanites?What happened to us city people?Talking like you're not from the city?

What is a knife!
Hahahaha!

These remarks... made everyone laugh!

 Sorry for the late update, I just got back from a date, so hurry up and type.

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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