Two-dimensional star system

Chapter 362 [Chapter 367] Please treat me like a shrew.

humiliation?

The four-wheel drive fighter froze for a moment.

That's a good word to use!

Anyway, watching the excitement is not a big deal!

"Yes! I think this player is directly attacking you personally!"

After saying this, the four-wheel-drive fighter happily tapped the wooden fish in his hand.

Today is the second day of recording the show, and his condition is naturally much better than the first day.

Yunxuan Xiaoyu was not as flustered as he imagined, he looked at Uzumaki Kushina with a smile on his face, "Teacher, that's your answer. How dare you say Namikaze Minato-sensei's phone... huh? You understand."

Uzumaki Kushina didn't seem angry, she pretended to be angry: "Can't I just look at it? I didn't peek!"

Hatake Kakashi fanned the flames on the sidelines: "Stealing is just a means of seeing, what we are going to discuss is..."

Before the words fell, Hatake Kakashi saw the black aura reappearing from Uzumaki Kushina's body.

"I didn't steal it! My old lady is looking at it with integrity! Hatake Kakashi, you little brat, ask my old lady about Namikaze Minato, my old lady wants to see his mobile phone, how dare he say 'no'!!! !"

Hatake Kakashi immediately faltered.

Second cowardly.

Namikaze Minato, who was innocently lying at gunpoint, wisely chose to remain silent.

……

off stage.

Uchiha Shisui looked at everything that happened on the stage almost dumbfounded. He felt that his brain was not working well enough. He asked almost dumbfounded: "That... Uzumaki Kushina in my impression... It seems like you’re taking the goddess route, right?”

Uchiha Itachi twitched the corners of his mouth, his face couldn't help shaking twice, and he commented: "This show... is specially designed to destroy the guests."

Uchiha Obito laughed twice.

Does this count as ruining the guests?
If you saw how Kushina Uzumaki didn't have any morals during the recording of the first episode yesterday, you will probably understand that there is no script that Sunan can't write!
……

on the stage.

The four-wheel drive fighter looked at the field that was about to explode, and controlled the field again: "Forget it, let's not talk about this topic. Well, I really want to ask, is this Uchiha Group the exclusive sponsor of the title Besides, did you pay each player?"

Yunxuan Xiaoyu immediately denied it: "No."

The other contestants also denied: "No."

The audience laughed.

Sunan pierced through with a loud voice, sitting there pointing at Yunxuan Xiaoyu, while yelling: "Just give him the money alone! Otherwise, he will work so hard to advertise the Uchiha Group!"

The four-wheel-drive fighter groaned, and said to Yunxuan Xiaoyu with a smile: "Our program team draws half! Hand in half, and keep the half for yourself."

Yunxuan Xiaoyu: "...Should I thank the program crew for saving half of it for me?"

After the joke was over, the four-wheel-drive fighter turned his head to look at Sunan and raised his eyebrows: "This hero... you are going to fight three today... come on."

All the players on the field suddenly looked different.

Tu Shanhonghong was observing, and Ye Xiu was also observing.They were very curious, what did Sunan rely on to dare to fight alone?They all know that Su Nanqiang is outrageous, but... After all, he is only one person.

Su Nan ignored the reaction of the players on the field, stood up, bowed respectfully, and the moment he raised his head, he said one word that made the whole audience scream.

"Pooh."

Misaka Mikoto was dumbfounded.

Hinata Hinata was dumbfounded.

Little master Liu Maoxing Xinghei Chuangzhen Kirito Asuna...all dumbfounded.

What the hell!

What's going on?
Are you a personal attack by Chi Guoguo?
Even Uchiha Itachi couldn't help but shake his face again, MMP in his heart: What is this guy doing?

……

Immediately afterwards, Sunan said the second sentence.

"From now on, please don't treat me as a man."

The whole place is boiling.

Don't treat you like a man?

Do you want women's clothing?
Are you transitioning?

The four-wheel-drive fighter held back a smile and tapped the wooden fish in his hand: "Do you not treat you as a man, but as a woman?"

Sunan vetoed: "No."

The four-wheel drive fighter breathed a sigh of relief.

Hatake Kakashi also stared at Sunan with great interest, wondering what the latter was trying to do.

Sunan said calmly: "Next, please treat me as a shrew!"

audience:"……"

Misaka Mikoto: "..."

The little master Liu Maoxing: "..."

A group of friends: "..."

Obito Uchiha, Shisui, Itachi: "..."

tutor:"……"

All the players on the field stared wide-eyed: "..."

Sunan took a breath and started his gorgeous performance.

"I personally feel that what Yunxuan Xiaoyu said just now is exactly the point of view I want to express. Oh, how can I say such official words."

"Why do you need to look at each other's mobile phones? It's because of love."

"Our love knows no bounds!"

"Why is it called love!? We didn't check the mistress! Why do you think we check the phone just to wait like this trivial thing all day long, 'When will my husband cheat, when will my husband cheat, and when will my husband cheat'. Haven't cheated yet? I'm not satisfied!"

"You think we are stupid! We are intelligent, okay?"

"Why do you want to look at the other person's phone!!!??? Because of love!!"

This word...

What the hell are you talking about!

You are telling lies with your eyes open!
Hatake Kakashi interrupted Sunan in time: "Bah."

The audience laughed.

Teacher, don't make trouble.It's not time for you to speak.

Sunan glanced at him leisurely: "I'll settle the score with you later."

Hatake Kakashi explained with a smile: "Ah, I have a cold. I just had something in my mouth."

The audience was insane anyway.

This show is too much for their appetite!

It turns out that a language program can be so interesting!
Sunan rolled his eyes and continued his performance: "Why do you want to look at each other's mobile phone? Because we love each other very much, and we really want to know every bit of what happened in his life."

"Why do we care about him? For example, my husband hasn't touched me for a month. I'm so worried about why? No need to buy sexy lingerie, no need to send this kind of thing, look at his phone, oh~~ It turns out that there is a dark X function bug."

"What should I do?"

"I secretly went to an old Chinese doctor, took some medicine and put it in his soup, and the problem will be cured immediately!"

"This kind of thing should save face for my husband, my husband can't say it, right!"

……

The audience was dumbfounded again.

your husband?

Function X has a... problem?
On the opposite side of Sunan, Xin Bajiang couldn't bear it anymore, and opened his mouth to complain: "Didn't you say that you want to treat you as a shrew? Hey! Shrews can still find a partner! Even if my X function has an elevator, what do you think? Will I write this kind of thing on my phone? Hey!!! There are too many slots, hey!!!”

"If you wear sexy lingerie, your eyes will be so hot!!!!"

It is worthy of being the god of complaints, Xinbajiang.

Triple hit!
Three consecutive critical strikes!

Of course, Xin Bajiang whispered these things, and Sunan naturally couldn't hear them. He continued to speak leisurely: "Maybe my husband's parents are short of money, and something big happened at home. He is embarrassed to speak. I saw it." ! I remitted 100 million Huaxia coins to his parents!"

"I'm a good wife, you know that."

The whole audience burst into laughter and were also dumbfounded.

Hey Hey hey.

Sunan player, in order to win, how much integrity are you going to throw away!

Sunan continued: "There is one more thing. My husband is very worried about what gift I want to get this month. He is very worried. Valentine's Day is coming, this holiday and that holiday. I saw it from his mobile phone."

"Don't worry, husband, I'll tell you what I want."

"money."

(End of this chapter)