Two-dimensional star system

Chapter 363 [Chapter 368] I am willing to be a paramecium!

Chapter 363 [Chapter 368] I am willing to be a paramecium!
Pooh.

Really shameless.

Want money?

No!

The four-wheel-drive fighter burst out laughing after hearing what Sunan said, and he interrupted Sunan: "Your boy... When you get married in the future, you can directly take a picture of your bank card in front of your wife and tell your wife, wife, It's the holidays, and I don't know what to give you, I'll give you the card, just swipe it!"

Sunan thought very seriously about the married life with Misaka Mikoto in the future.

[Su Nan: Daughter-in-law. 】

【Misaka Mikoto: Husband~~. 】

[Su Nan: Daughter-in-law. 】

【Misaka Mikoto: Husband~~~. 】

[Su Nan: Daughter-in-law~~~. 】

[Misaka Mikoto: Did you do something to be sorry for my mother, and suddenly you are so gentle, what do you want to do? 】

[Uh... the screen is off the mark. 】

But thinking about it, I'm a little excited.

Off the stage, Obito Uchiha couldn't help covering his face. He turned his head to look at the girl named Misaka Mikoto not far away, and silently lit a candle in his heart.

Sunan, you boy...

Is it really appropriate to be so unscrupulous?

Uchiha Shisui couldn't help laughing, he turned his head to look at Uchiha Obito seriously, and couldn't help laughing: "I... suddenly found out that Sunan, a kid, is quite interesting."

……

on the stage.

Sunan didn't care what other people thought at all.Anyway, since it has been decided to play one against three for this topic, let's play it for a long time.

"Well then, let me tell you something very simple."

"Let's do a field test, and all the players on site will test it with me."

"We should ask ourselves, and everyone should answer according to their own consciences. Remember, they should answer according to their consciences! If anyone answers wrongly today and tells lies, he will be thundered and bombarded when he returns home."

amount……

Come again?

Test again?

Didn't player Ye Xiu come to a field test yesterday?
The four-wheel-drive fighter couldn't help complaining: "Why do I feel that doing his test seems to be miserable if you tell lies?"

Sunan: "Remember, tell the truth! Anyone who has seen your boyfriend's (girlfriend's) phone, please raise your hand!"

A considerable part of the audience raised their hands because of Sunan's wonderful debate.

Sunan looked at Ye Xiu on the opposite side leisurely, and raised his eyebrows: "You really haven't checked the other party's phone? I don't believe it! Liar!"

Ye Xiu said that he was lying innocently, and he couldn't help answering: "I was struck by lightning for telling lies!"

Sunan grinned: "Isn't it a single dog?"

Ye Xiu: "..."

You are single!
You are single!
Sunan breathed out: "Let me ask this, those friends who didn't raise their hands, I want to ask, you have never had a second in your heart, seeing your significant other's mobile phone in front of you, wanting to take a look Yes, do you? Hands up."

"Hands up!"

"Raise your hands quickly!"

However, this time, many people in the audience below the stage raised their hands again.

Sunan exhaled lightly.

Then growl.

"Have you ever had the idea of ​​wanting to take a look but rejected it, right?"

"Student Ye Xiu, a well-known expert in the love theory of male gods with a poisonous tongue in China, once said a word."

"look!"

"Why suppress your own nature! Look!"

"Why suppress your instincts! Look!"

"Why suppress your behavior! Look!"

Roaring at the top of his voice.

A snarl without affectation.

The whole place was fried into a pot of porridge again.

The sound of laughter, discussion, and dumbfounding filled the entire venue.

Uchiha Shisui was stunned, he opened his eyes wide and looked at the young man who kept roaring on the stage, he knew his face for countless times, he almost covered his face and asked: "Obito... are you sure?" ... Is this guy Sunan crazy?"

Uchiha Obito covered his face: "Don't ask me."

Uchiha Itachi: "..."

……

Xing Ping Chuangzhen opened his mouth slightly, and he was almost dumbfounded, he couldn't say a word, at this moment, his face was already wrinkled with a smile.

Misaka Mikoto couldn't help covering her face: "This guy..."

……

The instructors on the stage have been laughing like a pot of porridge.

Namikaze Minato smiled gracefully, he calmed himself down, and couldn't help asking: "That Huaxia famous male god with a poisonous tongue, love theory expert Ye Xiu... When did he get this title?"

Sunan thought about it seriously: "I just got the title, otherwise I just call it Ye Xiu, it doesn't sound good."

Ye Xiu: "..."

I really can't thank you enough.

Laughter became a pot of porridge again on the stage.

……

Fun, fun.

……

……

After this round of speeches from Sunan, the score on the field has changed drastically.

54 votes VS46 votes.

In just one round of speaking, Sunan attracted more than 20 votes!

It is simply the existence of a ticket machine.

The fighting power is simply explosive.

After Sunan sat down, the second speaker on the opposite side was another trick.

Dragon suit armor also began to explain: "I want to know the details of my lover, but the things I am embarrassed to talk about are not only about the hidden disease X function."

"In your computer, on your hard drive, your articles, your pictures, your videos, we have some things, don't say brothers, best friends, parents, girlfriends, anyone!"

"I want to leave a bottom line in your heart, understand?"

"In the past we would put these things in the diary, so we can't read the diary. We don't know if there is anything about his family in it..."

Balalalala.

Balalalalala.

Sunan was so sleepy after hearing this.

It wasn't until Long Suojia finished speaking that Sunan stood up and summed up his speech in one sentence: "You put so much effort into telling me two words, called privacy."

Dragon set armor blushed, and admitted: "Yes."

Hatake Kakashi couldn't help applauding: This summary is too brilliant.

Namikaze Minato also had a smile on his face.

Uzumaki Jiuxinna even looked like she was afraid that the world would not be chaotic: "I just like to watch the plot of Sunan tearing up with others like this, it's really exciting!"

Sunan sighed, the opponent... is too weak.

Just look at the score and you will know that even after talking so much to the other side, the number of votes was only pulled from 46 to 53.He is still far ahead.

"OK, I admit what you said, there is a thing in this world called the right to privacy."

"But what is a partner?"

"It means that since you and I love each other, there will be no boundaries from now on. I am willing to give up all rights for you, and please give up all rights for me. Just now Yunxuan Xiaoyu said, 'you are so sneaky like a drug dog'."

"But to love someone is to be as low as the dust."

"Don't call it a drug dog."

"I'm willing to do anything like Paramecium!"

The audience was uttered by this sentence, and suddenly burst into laughter again!
Uzumaki Kushina couldn't help standing up and applauding!

This Sunan is so funny!
Moreover, although what he said seems to be all nonsense, it sounds really reasonable!

[Paramecium: Paramecium is a small, cylindrical protozoan, which is composed of only one cell and is a single-celled animal. Describing a person as a paramecium can mean that this person has no brain. 】

Sunan's argument, really, actually made many people who didn't like debates couldn't help but get goosebumps!

They just realized for the first time today that the debate is such an interesting thing!

They just realized for the first time today that debating can make people so happy!
They just learned today for the first time that debate can bring joy to everyone in this way!

 Sorry for the late update, something happened yesterday.

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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