Classic Villain Rescue Station

Luo Wei explained: "Devil peppers are extremely hot peppers."

The monk is still cute: "What is chili?"

Well, it's easy to understand if you don't know about devil's peppers. To say you don't know about peppers is a bit too much for normal modern people.According to records, chili was introduced after the Ming Dynasty, at least it shows that the cognition of this product is not later than after the Ming Dynasty.

By the way, Buddhists pay attention to avoiding the five meat dishes. The so-called five meat dishes do not mean meat dishes, but 薤 (xiè, that is, 藠 [jiào] head, which is a branch of onions), garlic, leeks, onions, and mustard. Coriander (suī, that is, coriander), in general, refers to things with a strong smell that will hurt the internal organs if eaten.As the so-called practitioners pay attention to peace of mind, the taste must naturally conform to the natural, light and peaceful state of mind.When Buddhism began to flourish, chili was still growing in America. If it had been introduced earlier, with the irritable taste of chili, Buddhism would have to abstain from six meats.

Luo Wei persuaded: "You monks should avoid five kinds of meat, whether it is pepper or devil pepper, this is breaking the precept."

The monk looked at the melon seeds, then at Luo Wei: "What is the benefactor's so-called spicy taste?"

Spicy is spicy, everyone on the earth knows it, and it is the first time for Luo Wei to speak for this well-known taste: "It should be eaten in the mouth and swallowed, which will make people feel a burning pain. , I have to make a comparison, maybe it’s almost the same as being scalded by drinking boiling water!"

The monk seemed to understand, but he was puzzled and said, "But I don't feel that way!"

Luo Wei was speechless for a while, and looked at the monk's chattering mouth one by one. Could it be that the contents of the packaging bag were dropped?So he asked the monk how many pills he wanted, and he put them into his mouth tremblingly. Afterwards, he felt that the whole mouth was going to be roasted.He finally understood that the Xuanzang in front of him didn't have the nerve to feel the spicy taste at all.

Hopping to calm down the pain for a while, when the special effects version Xuanzang and the mie spicy version Xuanzang met in the courtyard of Qiushuangzhai, the two were shocked, and they all pointed at each other and said: "How could you it's here?"

Well, the two Xuanzang actually knew each other.Luo Wei was even more confused at the moment, and he didn't care about the winking between the two, because he heard a large and noisy army coming here from a distance.He said badly secretly, and he remembered that one of the two tour groups he met at the front desk seemed to be arranged for Qiu Shuangzhai.So he hurriedly dragged the two of them out of this land of right and wrong.

The two completely different Xuanzang were strange, and Luo Wei was not in a hurry to arrange a follow-up, so he clarified the situation first, so he led him to Ouxiangxie's own room.Until passing by the swimming pool where the fish were jumping around in the water, the station master Luo was still numbing his paws.

Speaking of true and false Tang monks, there is also this paragraph in the original "Journey to the West", and it also involves a big bug in "Journey to the West", that is, the green-haired lion on Manjusri Bodhisattva's mount unexpectedly descended twice to become a demon.One time, he pretended to be the emperor in the Wuji Kingdom, but was finally dismantled by the Journey to the West team, and this time the real and fake Tang Seng was revealed;

Manjushri Bodhisattva was responsible for the aftermath of the last two times. By the way, this green-haired lion should be the worst one among all the goblins with a background, not one of them.First of all, it was over once he came down, and he insisted on running twice.Secondly, the first time in the Wuji Kingdom, Manjusri Bodhisattva's aftermath directly led to him becoming an eunuch.

This is what was mentioned in the original text. When the matter is settled, Manjusri Bodhisattva is going to take the green-haired lion away, and the monkey grandson quit. It must be said that the green-haired lion pretended to be the king for three years, and it must have ruined his wife. As a model of a monk, After doing this kind of thing, I want to pat my butt and leave directly, and there is no way.According to Sun Houzi's virtue, this guy probably wants to ask Manjushri to blackmail something, but Manjushri doesn't like him, and he is even more ruthless, directly saying, you don't need to worry about it, our green-haired lion is nothing It's impossible for the little brother to spoil other people's daughter-in-law.Zhu Bajie still didn't give up, he stretched out his claws to check on the spot, and after digging out, there was nothing, yes, there was no reason to blackmail people.As for the root cause of the blue-haired lion, it didn't exist before, and Manjushri Bodhisattva decided to cut it off on the spot. Anyway, the result after that is the same.

In the end, the green-haired lion lost his little brother in order to complete the apportionment tasks, and it was too late to hide and lick his wounds, but Manjushri sent him to work again.You must know that in the Wuji Kingdom, no matter whether he was a good friend of the king or pretended to be the king, no matter what he said, the whole Wuji Kingdom could be governed smoothly by this man.But on his second business trip, I don't know if he became perverted after being eunuched, or if he just obeyed orders. Anyway, this time the great king can be said to be eating people, destroying the country, and losing humanity.In the end, no parts were lost, only the process, Monkey Sun held a rope in his hand, and tied the other end to the heart of the green-haired lion.People want to lead a cow by its nose, but Sun Houzi wants to lead a lion by his heart. This kind of pain from the inside out can be imagined.

Luo Wei's thoughts were a little flying, and when he came back to his senses, the three of them were already squatting in the room.

I heard the special effects version of Xuanzang yelling: "Look at you as a woman, who would believe you are Xuanzang?"

Xuanzang hummed: "What's wrong with me? Everyone knows that Xuanzang is a famous handsome man. Ask Lord Luo, who is better between you and me."

Luo Wei twitched the corners of his mouth. He admitted that both of them are handsome guys. The special effects version is more in line with the aesthetics of mature women, while the hot version is a popular handsome man with electric eyes.If you have to compete with each other, I can say with conscience that the mie spicy version does have more refined facial features.

The special effects version of Xuanzang dismisses the matter of who is more beautiful: "There is no arguing, anyway, the poor monk is Xuanzang."

Xuanzang, the spicy version, sneered: "Facts speak louder than words. The poor monk, Xuanzang, is unquestionable."

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The two bickering monks in front of me was a headache, and Luo Wei didn't have a grandson here to let them try the power of the magic spell. Seeing "I am" and "I am" endlessly, it was almost too late to see. A fight started, and he quickly stretched out his hand to pull the two of them apart.

Luo Wei asked Mielaban: "What stage did you, Xuanzang, come from?"

Xuanzang, the spicy version, replied: "It is a fluke to get the scriptures, and now the merits and virtues have been completed."

Luo Wei's black line, you two have discussed it well, they have special effects to support you, what are your special skills after becoming a Buddha, are you immune to spicy stimulation?
The two insisted on their own opinions, and he was really not familiar with Tang Seng. Luo Wei's first thought was to ask Zhong Dajiang what was going on, but the guy's cell phone couldn't be contacted again.In desperation, he had an idea and called Yan Duoduo.

The bonfire party at Yan Xiaoniu's side was very lively, full of high-spirited talk, singing and dancing, and she shouted loudly: "Where have you been, why don't you come and join in the fun?"

Luo Weisheng was afraid that she could not hear, so he also opened his voice: "Is Miss Hong near you, tell her to come to my room quickly."

He is also going all out. Aren't you both Tang Seng? Let the old lover tell the truth.

Yan Duoduo thought wrongly: "Why does it sound so awkward, is it possible that you also want to engage in unspoken rules?"

Luo Wei said: "Stop talking nonsense, there is business, hurry up and find someone for me, the sooner the better."

Yan Duoduo didn't hang up the phone either, and after a while she heard her voice again: "Sister Hong said she is not free, and she will not interfere with your affairs, so you don't have to bother her."

Luo Wei was dumbfounded: "What do you mean?"

Yan Duoduo replied: "It means that people don't like to talk to you, why do you ask people to inquire about Shuiyue Temple, everyone knows it well."

Luo Wei defended: "That's not the case at all." It seems that the identification of the real and the fake Tang Seng seems to be inseparable from this matter.

Yan Duoduo said: "Come on, people don't believe it at all."

Luo Wei went crazy, and had to come up with a backup plan: "Then Brother Diao is by your side?" Without the scorpion spirit, Brother Diao and Tang Seng should also know each other.

Yan Duoduo said vigilantly: "What's going on, why are you looking for him?"

Luo Wei explained: "There is an old friend who wants him to meet."

Yan Duoduo hehe twice: "Male or female?"

Luo Wei hurriedly said: "Of course it's a man, a purebred straight man, not only a man, but also an eminent monk."

Yan Duoduo didn't believe this nonsense: "It's alright, alright, don't make it up, he's gone now."

Luo Wei had just hung up the phone, and the two Xuanzang who were still fighting each other stopped arguing.

The two looked at each other, and first Xuanzang asked, "Who is that Diao brother you are talking about?"

Luo Wei glanced at his expression: "It's nothing, he is Tathagata's uncle, the golden-winged roc."

The spicy version Xuanzang froze all of a sudden.

Immediately, the special effects version Xuanzang tentatively asked: "Then who is the Hong sister you mentioned earlier?"

Luo Wei replied very casually: "I don't know what it was called before. After coming here, she named herself Hongfu, and her body is the scorpion essence. Didn't you almost bump into her in Qiushuangzhai before?" ?”

The special effects version Xuanzang and the spicy version Xuanzang both changed their faces, and asked in unison: "Who will come over?"

Luo Wei sensed something was wrong: "What do you mean, no matter who comes, isn't it all Xuanzang's old friend?"

Seeing that the two were about to flee through the door, Luo Wei quickly ran to them, kicked the door shut, and moved a stool behind the door.The two Xuanzang saw that the door was blocked, so they planned to climb the window. Luo was calm and didn't try to stop him, so what if he could open the window. The windows on the first floor were welded to the outside with iron bars to prevent theft, unless You can use the bone shrinking skill to break yourself in four, otherwise you will hold the door, and this room will be a prison.

The two Xuanzang struggled unsuccessfully, so they had to sigh and sit down on the sofa.Seeing that the two of them had finished tossing, Luo Wei sneered and said, "Stop making trouble? Tell me the truth, what's going on?"