Classic Villain Rescue Station

When it comes to the matter of robbing peaches, everyone thinks that he is quite guilty. After all, the facts are in front of them, but when it comes to stealing wine, it is not clear why.

Wang Liulang pointed to his nose: "Me? Stealing wine? What kind of wine did you steal? When did you steal the wine?"

The little monkey, A Mi Zhuzhang, pointed at the little gourd on Wang Liulang's waist: "I got the stolen goods, and you still want to deny it?"

When Miao Yongding heard this, he was immediately amused: "It turns out that you just followed the instructions of the station master to help your brother's unit, and you actually took the opportunity to go out to do that sneaky thing. You still have the face to say that I don't know what to do."

"What's the matter with you, let's go to cool off," Wang Liulang disgusted Miao Yongding, who was watching the show, and then explained, "Don't be a rascal, this gourd is my labor income. After helping a fisherman fish, he Give me my reward."

Miao Yongding raised his hand and poked the knife: "Correct, that's not what you said before. It's clearly not income from labor, but income from fraud."

Luo Wei and Jie Jie burst into laughter from the sidelines, while Wang Liulang glared at the man who stabbed the knife, and then said: "The clean will be clear, and the turbid will be turbid. If you don't steal it, you haven't stolen it."

The little monkey A Mi doesn't care about the eyebrows and lawsuits of these guys, he doesn't listen, anyway, the young master saw the gourd's behavior on your side, Ren Wang Liulang has worn out his mouth, and he just won't let go.

The rest of the three people were all dispirited when they heard that, and at first, Jie Jie couldn't stand the seemingly endless nonsense, and broke down: "I said that A Mi's children's shoes, even if Wang Liulang stole them, what on earth are you going to steal?" No matter what you think, you have to have an explanation, at least I don’t think you will send someone to the official according to the law of mortals, do you!”

Wang Liulang's eyes were red with anger: "I told you, I didn't steal it!"

Miao Yongding said out of nowhere: "You better shut up, how much more noble is cheating than stealing!" Wang Liulang lost his temper in an instant, and drifted to the corner to shut himself up.

The little monkey Ah Mi felt that he had won the quarrel, and suddenly became angry: "Hmph, you have to pay something or someone."

Luo Wei became emotional now: "What about handing over things, but what about handing over people?"

"You're so stupid. He stole my wine. He should either return my wine as it is, or take out something more precious than this gourd Taoer wine as compensation. As for handing it over to someone, of course I can tie it up." In order to escort him back to Huaguo Mountain, he will be handed over to General Beng for disposal."

Luo Wei knew that Tao'er wine was precious, but he didn't know exactly how precious it was, but he knew that the ebony ice wine brewed by Huang Shiyi himself was absolutely the best.The wine gourd protected by Wang Liulang was only the size of a palm. Even if a large urn of ebony ice wine was used as compensation, it would far exceed the rate of return of one hundred to one.

When Luo Wei proposed this method of compensation, Miao Yongding and Wang Liulang met with an unprecedented joint crusade, denouncing Luo for being generous to others.As the elders of No.13 Rescue Station, they naturally have the most say. In their words, the two wines can at most be tied, and perhaps the ebony ice wine is slightly better, all because this wine is more rare.These two drunkards would rather give up other things than do such a loss-making business.

Who knows that these two guys are not willing to pay, and others are still unwilling to ask for it: "What kind of ebony ice wine, I don't care, you can either give me Tao'er wine, or give me ten times the ingredients for brewing Tao'er wine, by the way, return it You have to count the four peaches that you ate."

Luo Wei's eyes flickered: "Wine..." Seeing Wang Liulang guarding the little gourd like a hen guarding a calf, he sighed and asked, "If you want to pay for the materials, what do you need?"

A Mi, the little monkey, began to snap his fingers: "To make distiller's yeast, you need glutinous rice, Wujin honeycomb, and beetroot, and you need to add it to brew... oh, oh, oh, why should I tell you that I don't need anything else, you just pay me 24 fairy peaches." alright."

Luo Wei rolled his eyes: "Where can I get you peaches?"

The little monkey A Mi was a little impatient: "There is no fairy peach, any fairy pears, fairy oranges, fairy plums, fairy grapes...anyway, fairy fruits that are about the same level as fairy peaches will be fine."

Luo Wei was first amused by the list of immortals he gave the name of the dish, but when he thought about it, the last thing was the point. In other words, his real purpose was to come for something comparable to the low-end version of flat peach. .Thinking of the fact that Nine-Headed Insect's cultivation base has soared after eating Jiang Liu'er, and that Yin Wenjiao happened to be pregnant again, Luo Wei couldn't help but think about it, and suddenly his face darkened: "Look at this three-acre land, Is there anything like your peaches?"

A Mi, the little monkey, was dumbfounded: "Why is it different from what you said, the grandpa military master clearly figured it out..." When he realized that he had slipped his mouth, he hurriedly covered it, it was already too late.

Mo Jie understood, and couldn't help asking: "Grandpa, military advisor? Is it the oldest monkey in Huaguo Mountain?"

The little monkey Ah Mi's eyes lit up: "Ah, do you also know our military adviser grandpa?"

This time I didn't run away, and it really was the demon made by that old monkey again.After seeing Yuan Shoucheng in Mo Ke Kasyapa's version, Doctor Zhang in the Venerable Bai Xiong's version, and Zhang Shao in the unknown version of the fisherman, the appearance of this magical old monkey does not seem to be unexpected.When Sun Houzi was just a fledgling hut, he was led to run wildly in the predetermined direction without being obvious.

This guy belongs to the rare know-it-all among the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain.It is he who guides Sun Monkey to travel across the ocean to study abroad, it is he who arouses Sun Monkey's wild ambitions, and it is he who guides Sun Monkey to find the Dragon King of the East China Sea.If Patriarch Bodhi is Monkey Sun's mentor and Tang Seng is the benefactor who gave him another new life, then this old monkey is the "father" who gave him the direction when he was ignorant.

Mo Jie complained: "Isn't that old monkey dying of old age? Why is it still alive?"

The little monkey Ah Mi proudly said: "Since the great sage grandpa rescued the military master grandpa, our monkey grandchildren in Huaguo Mountain are no longer under the control of the underworld."

Luo Wei clapped his fingers to make up the knife: "I said, your great grandpa, who is so capable, will naturally live the same life as the world. I don't think your grandpa, a military adviser, will die no matter how old he is. After that, there will be Marshal Ma Liu." , Second General Bengba, I will not list the remaining capable monkeys one by one, so many immortal powers are on your head, your bold words of a man are destined to be just a sentence in this life It's just a boast."

The little monkey A Mi's expression suddenly turned ugly, but he still insisted: "But, my great-grandfather is the former Monkey King Xuan."

Jie Jie continued to increase the weight: "In the era of the Monkey King Xuan, your nest of monkeys is still in the book of life and death, otherwise the position of the Monkey King will not be your turn to the Great Sage Grandpa, right?"

The little monkey A Mi was stunned immediately. On the one hand, the admiration for his grandson was like a torrent, and on the other hand, there was also the sadness of becoming an ordinary monkey from the direct line of the monkey king.

Seeing that the little monkey was about to be limped, Wang Liulang couldn't hold back after all, uncorked the drink and took a full sip, and the aroma of the wine immediately overflowed.Others were stupefied by the aroma of wine, but Ah Mi woke up immediately when he smelled it, and said with open teeth and claws: "Stop talking nonsense, what's the matter with us in Huaguoshan, I came all the way to ask for it. Compensation."

Well, being disturbed by pig teammates, Luo Wei had no choice but to start bargaining.For these monkeys, brewing wine is actually a special cultivation mode, which is similar to the concept of alchemy and talisman making for cultivators. Therefore, although the finished wine is precious, it is only a high-end product used in exchange for benefits. The brewer's own buff effect is extremely limited.It can be seen how deceitful it is for this guy A Mi to exchange one part of the finished material for ten more useful raw materials.

Although it is impossible for Luo Wei to get any fairy fruit, in the spirit of a rogue who can delay for a day, after intense bargaining, he signed a theoretically useless compensation agreement with the little monkey A Mi.Party A is Luo Wei, and Party B is A Mi. The compensation items are materials of the same grade as Huaguo Mountain Xiantao, and the number is seven, that is, except for the four that were eaten, the rest will be compensated at three times. Of course If the grade is higher than Xiantao, reduce the quantity as appropriate.

Finally, the deadline for the most deceitful compensation period, Luo Wei maliciously filled in the first day of the first month of the 14th year of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty.Hehehe, the ghost knows that the 13th year of Zhenguan, the year of the monkey, will end.

Although counting the time, it looks like there are still three months before the deadline, but the little monkey Ami is not stupid, and strongly demands that he must stay with Luo Wei before the compensation arrives, otherwise if the time comes, he will run away. The sky and the earth may not be lucky to find people back.

Seeing that A Mizhen folded the compensation agreement and kept it close to him, Luo Wei pointed to Wang Liulang, and couldn't help asking curiously: "If we bite him to death and refuse to pay, are you really going to tie him back? What are you going back for?"

The little monkey glanced at it, and replied casually: "What else can you do? Although he is a man, fortunately he is still young, so he should be quite young."

Wang Liulang suddenly became restless. As the first occupants of the No.13 rescue station, he has been in Journey to the West for 100 years, if not 80 years. The basic thing in common, the voice trembled a little upon hearing the words: "Don't be silly, can't you see that I am just a ghost image, not a living person?"

Miao Yongding didn't dare to say anything: "You...you...are you a cannibal too?"

The little monkey A Mi blinked a pair of innocent big eyes: "How is it possible? The Great Sage Grandpa taught us that the little ones among the monkey grandchildren who are under the age of one hundred are only allowed to devote themselves to cultivation before they reach adulthood, and are not allowed to be contaminated with the mixed breath of mortals. 80 years old."

80-year-old underage, well, you monsters won!

But A Mi's next words can't help but make people's scalp tingle: "I can't eat it, but General Beng should like it very much, especially the sweetheart, but even if you want to honor General Beng, you have to put your heart and soul into it first, Taoer The key to wine lies in the wonderful use of the painstaking efforts. It’s a pity that it has to be poured into the wine-making tree hole while it’s hot, and it can’t be stored and used slowly. Hey, the fairy peaches for wine making are rare, but in terms of trouble, they must be counted fresh By the way, can you add another material to the compensation agreement, you know a lot of people, you don’t need too many, just send me one.”