Classic Villain Rescue Station

You have done everything you need to do, and you still expect to add money?Luo Wei even planned to ignore the content of the compensation, so how could he pay attention to the insane and unreasonable troubles.Simply do nothing and keep going, just pretend that you didn't hear it.

And the little monkey, A Mi, couldn't care less about pestering him, because Wang Liulang and Miao Yongding were already so pale that they couldn't help vomiting, and A Mi asked innocently, "What's wrong with them?"

Mo Jie smiled but said, "Because you are poisonous!"

The little monkey Ami complained: "Nonsense, how could the Tao'er wine I brewed be poisonous, I think Grandpa Balabala..."

Luo Wei ignored his nagging, and leaned over to pick up the small gourd thrown on the ground by Wang Liulang. Only now did he have a chance to look at it carefully. It was only the size of a palm, and it was neither gold nor jade and cold. To the touch, the overall appearance is dark red, but it faintly emits a purple metallic color under the light.Shake it, good guy, the sound of water indicates that there is at least half a gourd of liquid in it. Wang Liulang takes a sip from time to time, but he didn't expect to drink so sparingly.

When the plug was pulled out, a scent of wine rushed out from the inside, and immediately diffused, and the symptoms that Wang Liulang and Miao Yongding had just relieved became more and more serious.The special wine fragrance also attracted the attention of the little monkey, Ah. He screamed in the monster of "嗷": "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The little guy was so anxious that he didn't even bother to take the green bamboo stick. He grabbed Luo Wei's thigh and wanted to snatch it. Now, this gourd should belong to me."

Ah Mi persisted: "It doesn't count, it's mine, I give it back to me, it was given to Grandpa Fengfeng by Grandpa Dasheng, and Grandpa Fengfeng gave it to me again, return it to me quickly."

After a lot of tossing, Luo Wei finally figured it out. It turned out that Monkey Sun stole a rattan stick from Laojun's alchemy room, and hung a bunch of red gourds on it. Tall, the smallest one is the one in front of you.Later, when he had a big peach feast, he had nothing to hold wine, so he took off the string of gourds one by one, and used them to hold immortal wine.Regardless of the small size of the gourd, a small one as big as a palm can hold a jar equivalent to ten catties. That is to say, Wang Liulang has already drank about five catties of Tao'er wine before and after.

When it comes to the gourd of Taishang Laojun, I can't help but think of purple gold and red gourds. The small gourd in front of me has the potential of purple, gold and red gourds, and it can be turned over to hold things. This is a rare treasure, Luo Someone's heart fluttered instantly, and then, he returned the thing to the little monkey.It's not that he is so virtuous, it's mainly because of Sun Houzi's ruthless hands, the little thing has already been cut off from the path of advancement before it has time to grow, and right now it has and only has the function of holding ten catties of liquid.

What can this do? If you are determined to explore the desert, this thing is an artifact. A guy like Luo Wei who likes to hang out in the city no matter whether it is ancient or modern, probably the only function can only be used as a portable chamber pot with a large amount. The premise needs to be equipped with a funnel, lest the mouth is too small to be correct.

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If Datang had a Spring Festival Gala right now, the host would probably say in the opening remarks: "The bell of the new year is about to ring, and the wheel of time brings us to the 13th year of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty again."

That's right, the 13th year of Zhenguan and the 13th year of Zhenguan, the city of Jiangzhou is full of New Year flavor, but the atmosphere in the recruiting hall is unexpectedly wonderful.The little monkey A Mi was sitting on the branch of the tree staring at the compensation agreement, sulking with himself.

Because he was so looking forward to the so-called prophecy of the military master's grandfather that if he gave up the fairy peach, he would get a big chance. He almost counted the days with his fingers. Day by day, he saw three months, two months, and the last day. When he woke up, he felt that something was wrong as soon as he thought about it. Emotions told him that today was a good day to pay his bills, but his rationality kept reminding him that there was still a whole year before the deadline for compensation.At this moment, he really wanted to shoot himself who signed the agreement to death, but he was fooled so easily, and he had to waste another year of good time in vain.

Luo Wei really experienced this wonderful year after year, because except for Luo Wei, Jie Jie and Huang Shiyi, the other people around him were at most confused for a while, and then they were confused about this phenomenon. He accepted it well, without any doubts, even the little monkey Ami who was brooding about it, at most he was just angry with himself.

The most common is to ask: "What year were you born?"

Answer: "The old man Yangdi Daye was born in 20 years, and he will be [-] this year."

Question: "That's not right, the great cause is 20 years old, 29 in the first year of Wude, 38 in the first year of Zhenguan, and 13 in the 51th year of Zhenguan?"

Puzzled & justified: "Really? It seems to be the reason, hey, I'm getting older, and I can't even remember my own birth year."

After market research, regarding the topic of age and birth year, there are those who have poor memory, those who don’t care about their parents, those who evade and don’t even know about it, and some people even sued the government, saying that they suspected that someone Luo wanted to take his birthday. Bazi curse him.

Regarding this, Liu Hong, the chief official of Yizhou, and Mr. Chen couldn't help laughing and crying. Although he didn't believe in ghosts and gods, he couldn't help but ignore the successive complaints.When the three of them arrived at the recruiting hall, they happened to run into Huang Shiyi, the famous county horse master, at the gate.

This guy is chattering right now, followed by four guards, each carrying a pot of copper coins and throwing them wherever he goes. The reason is that his daughter-in-law Wenxi County Lord is pregnant. Two nice words, just throw copper coins out one by one, which can be called a mudslide in the world of big coins.

With Huang County Ma filing the record that he and Luo Wei are friends, the yatou is not easy to take people roughly, not to mention that Luo Wei just looking for someone to chat with makes people feel uncomfortable, and he didn't really do anything, so he made his own decision After asking a few words and admonishing him twice, he left.

Huang Shiyi smiled, "Are you planning to become the originator of the market research field?"

Luo Wei heheed twice, and forcibly changed the subject: "How long has your wife been pregnant, and when is she planning to give birth?"

Huang Shiyi rolled his eyes: "Wanwan is pregnant with a human, not Nezha, of course she will be born in less than eight months."

Luo Wei continued: "Yes, this year is the 13th year of Zhenguan. Are you sure that your child will be born in the 13th year of Zhenguan next year, the year after, the year after the next year, the year after the next year... until he reaches adulthood?"

Huang Shiyi was dumbfounded. According to this bastard, Tang Seng is still in his mother's stomach at the moment, and this 13-year Zhenguan is still worn out. What's even more deceitful is that if the child starts to remember things at the age of three, he, as a father, must Refresh his birth year every year, otherwise he may be accused of "my parents even got my birthday wrong and don't take me seriously" in the future.

In the midst of all kinds of turmoil, it came to March in Yangchun. I don't know if it was because Buddhism couldn't wait any longer, or because the plot master couldn't hold it anymore. Yin Wenjiao was seven months pregnant and gave birth prematurely without any warning.

Fortunately, it is seven months. The ancients said that "seven lives and eight don't live". Although I don't understand the specific truth, but according to the experience of our ancestors, if we wait until eight months and then give birth prematurely, Luo Wei will have another stage. Back to frenziedly forcing Liu Hong to do that.

It was a rainy evening, and Luo Wei held A Mi, who was wearing a child's clothes, with one hand, and Mo Jie took leave for a few days because she was worried about Duo Rong's situation.As for Wang Liulang and Miao Yongding, who are still familiar after hanging out for a long time, since they knew the secret recipe of Tao'er wine, they have been afraid of little monkeys like tigers.

One person and one monkey passed by the entrance of the security hall after eating and drinking enough, and were splashed with mud spots by the galloping carriage.Before he could get mad, a clean handkerchief was handed over by the young man guarding the door: "I'm sorry, it's the carriage of the yamen, Mrs. Chen gave birth prematurely, Mr. Chen may make mistakes, so we will send someone to invite us, Doctor Yu, to sit in charge." .”

Luo Wei rushed to the gate of the Houya in a hurry, and even lost the oil-paper umbrella in his hand, but he couldn't get in when he got there, so he could only find an inconspicuous corner and wandered around in a hurry.Why did Yin Wenjiao give birth prematurely? Even in modern times, premature babies can't afford to be hurt. What's more, Jiang Liu'er has his destined destiny. Even if he can be raised by his parents until half a year old like his predecessor, with the current medical conditions, it is very possible. A half of "Sister Lin" was completed.

Across a wall, Luo Wei could hear the chaos in the backyard. He was pressing his ear to the wall to listen to what happened, when Ah Mi, who was next to him, poked him and pointed to the alley around the corner.Luo Wei didn't understand, so he opened his head and looked over, and saw a figure disappearing on the other side of the dog cave.A Mi whispered: "It's that fake Taoist priest who lives in the west hall."

Fuck, at this juncture, why did Moke Kassapa come to join in the fun? Thinking about it again, Liu Hong invited Dr. Yu from the Security Hall. According to the proximity of Venerable Bai Xiong, it is very likely that he will act as a follower and follow behind to help. Let's start, these two guys get together, this is the rhythm of making troubles, Luo Wei has a very bad feeling in his heart.

Unconceited Jie Jie stared at them. Luo Wei and A Mi had no integrity at all, so they followed Mo Ke Kassapa's example and got into the dog's hole without saying a word.

The other end of the dog cave is the backside of the rockery, and there is no sign of Moke Kassapa who is looking into his head. He is relieved and has doubts at the same time.Across a stone mountain, Liu Hong's anxious voice and Yin Wenjiao's occasional groans and pains could be heard, which seemed to indicate that the labor was not going well.Although Luo Wei is also concerned about whether Jiang Liuer can land safely, he knows that since the rules here can check for leaks and make up for him to create another Tang monk, he will try to keep it as safe as possible. Compared with this, he wants to know about Mo Kejia The movement of leaves.

Soon, behind the two doctors standing in the yard, he saw Venerable Baixiong's version of Doctor Zhang, beside him carrying a medicine box and bowing his head, it was Mo Kejia disguised as a boy leaf.