Classic Villain Rescue Station

Luo Wei was thinking about what kind of demon moth these two guys were planning to make, or they were just here to escort Jiang Liu'er, when he heard a loud voice recite: "The world is boundless!"

Although everyone's attention was on the delivery room, the sudden high-profile appearance of a person out of thin air naturally attracted a lot of attention. As the head of the family, Liu Hong was the most calm, and stepped forward and asked, "Dare to ask where the elders come from? "

That's right, the person who came was a middle-aged Taoist priest, wearing a satin-faced bright yellow cassock with wide sleeves and fluttering sleeves, with an exquisite pattern of heaven and earth and gossip embroidered on the back, holding a silver silk whisk with a gold-plated phoenix tail in his right hand, and a Taoist bun There is a gilt crested hairpin on it, and the dress is rich and noble, but the two sleeves look weird, the cuff of the left hand is tightly closed, while the cuff of the right hand is wide open and hangs to the ground.

The middle-aged Taoist glanced at Liu Hong, frowned slightly, pinched his fingers, and sighed: "Forget it, since meeting an old friend is in trouble, it's a way to do it. Let the poor Taoist help him." While chanting, with a flick of the dust whisk, a blue-green light beam visible to the naked eye rushed straight into the delivery room.

Liu Hong was stunned, and didn't know what this inexplicable Taoist priest had done to his wife and children, so he led everyone in the yard to surround the Taoist priest, wanting to ask for an explanation.Seeing the chaotic environment, the middle-aged Taoist frowned even deeper, and impatiently flicked the whisk again. After a flick, the sleeve of his right hand suddenly swelled, and the cuff opened, looming like a tornado. It took less than three breaths He put everything standing in the yard into that sleeve, not even Venerable Bai Xiong, who was planning to run away when the situation was not going well.

Luo Wei and A Mi were dumbfounded looking behind the rockery, until the middle-aged Taoist snorted coldly, and the loud voice rang out again: "You two, how long do you have to look behind the rockery?"

The two looked at each other for a while, and finally realized that Ganqing was coming for them, so he walked out slowly.The middle-aged Taoist watched back and forth between one person and one monkey, and then saluted Luo Wei: "It is needless to mention the attainments of the poor Taoist in cultivation, but the most proud thing is divination. The hexagrams of Dao can know the past and the future all over the world, and there is nothing in the world. But not long ago, the bet with a friend of Dao failed miserably. Poor Dao is not willing to be reconciled, let alone the bets are really precious.

"Unexpectedly, the fellow daoist actually said that there is only one other person who can beat me in this gamble. I don't believe the poor daoist, so the fellow daoist continued to bet with what he won from the bet. If he wins If Pindao wins, in addition to forgetting the outcome of the previous game, the treasures that fellow daoist used to gamble in the first place will also be given with both hands."

Luo Wei was a little understanding and a little confused, pointing to his nose: "You mean, the person recommended by your fellow Taoist to gamble is me, but, but, who are you?"

This guy is very likely to be the one who is not used to introducing himself first. After a moment of stunned, he finally realized: "Pendao Wanshou Mountain Wuzhuang Guanzhen Yuanzi."

Holy crap, why is the "father" of ginseng fruit here?
Luo Wei was very puzzled, Tang Seng hadn't been born yet, why all the bosses appeared one by one, but there was still one thing Zhen Yuanzi said that he didn't understand: "Well, that fellow Taoist you mentioned..."

Zhen Yuanzi replied: "I have made a heaven and earth oath with him. As long as I complete the gambling, I will not embarrass him. Just to prevent him from revealing the secret, I can only wrong him not to contact the outside world."

Luo Wei shook his head: "I didn't mean that, I just wanted to ask, how can you be sure that I'm the person you're looking for?"

Zhen Yuanzi looked him up and down: "You're Luo Wei, right? You're also close friends with Wenxi's magistrate." Seeing him nodding blankly, he agreed, "That must be true, don't worry, After I gamble with you to decide the outcome, that fellow Taoist will naturally see the light of day again."

Luo Wei knew Zhen Yuanzi's ability, not to mention that he had just put a whole yard of people into his right sleeve, so he secretly looked at the one in his left hand. was installed there.

Luo Wei was still thinking about who caused him such a big trouble. Could it be another Buddhist boss? Mo Ke Kassapa, who didn't know when he slipped to the delivery room to inquire about the situation, saw that the situation was not good, and floated out furtively, but was caught by Zhen Yuanzi, who took him into his palm with a big move, and threw him away, Like a shooting star, it drew a parabola and headed out of the city.

Zhen Yuanzi clapped his hands after throwing people away, and waved at the little monkey A Mi like a normal person: "It's not too late, that hozen, go ahead and bring two futons over, Pindao will make a bet with Luo Xiaoyou .”

Zhen Yuanzi and Luo Wei sat facing each other. If they burned incense in the middle and replaced the background music of "Maternity Wailing" with Ambush from Ten Daggers, it would really look like a master's move.

Don't look at Luo Wei's confident and calm face at the moment, but he is actually panicking inside. He knows divination, and he also knows betting. The problem is that PK with a land god is not looking for shit?However, he is not without a chance of winning. If the content of the divination involves the development of the follow-up plot of Journey to the West, at least he can get an equal result with Zhen Yuanzi.It's not that Luo has no confidence in killing a boss, it's mainly because Zhen Yuanzi's tone can be analyzed that this guy is quite confident in his divination ability, and in theory, even if he has mastered the plot in advance, he can't be sure of his confidence Is there any bragging in it.

I saw Zhen Yuanzi sitting cross-legged with his eyes closed, his whole body motionless and steady like an old dog, until Luo Wei wondered if he was falling asleep, this guy finally spoke: "Three questions about gambling, the questions are all the same , I’ll ask you first, then you ask me again, before answering, please close your eyes tightly, the altar is clear.”

Luo Wei felt that such a way of doing things was too hypocritical, but he nodded in agreement, and then watched Zhen Yuanzi want to make a clearing of the Lingtai.Zhen Yuanzi was the first to ask, "Who am I?"

Luo Wei rolled his eyes. Hearing the tone of this question, he didn't bother to study what Lingtai Kongming is.As modern people who have been washed by various philosophical propositions that mess with their brains, of course they cannot simply understand these three words. Philosophical thinking tells us that the "I" in "Who am I" can represent me, or Represents everyone in the world, and everyone uses this word to refer to themselves, but when this word is spoken from the mouth of the deity, it can only represent myself as an individual. It is impossible for me to say "it is me" and refer to It's someone else.

As soon as Luo Wei heard this question, he instinctively dazed himself, and then he realized that he was insane. Zhen Yuanzi was neither a master of philosophy nor a master of debating, nor was he one of those word-picking trolls on the Internet.However, according to the textual research, Zhen Yuanzi, who seemed to appear suddenly during the Journey to the West, is such a highly respected and respected land god, there are many people, and he also said it with reason and evidence. Deep excavation has been carried out from this guy's circle of friends to his ability value.

When Luo Wei walked around, Zhen Yuanzi was not in a hurry to rush, but a moment later he heard him utter four words firmly: "Lu Ya Taoist!"

Zhen Yuanzi's figure swayed, but he didn't say right or wrong, he just motioned for Luo Wei to ask.Luo Wei closed his eyes and tried his best to let go of his thoughts. After saying the same three words "who am I", he immediately knew that the so-called emptiness of the Lingtai does not need to be done deliberately, but the consciousness spontaneously enters a state of wandering in the void .

This time I waited for a long time, until there was a loud cry of a baby, followed by Wen Po's pleasantly surprised voice: "It's born, it's born!" Zhen Yuanzi waved his whisk impatiently, and the whole world suddenly fell into death The silence, as if time stood still, Zhen Yuanzi also spoke at this time: "Huang Jiulang!"

Fuck, you are Huang Jiulang, your whole family is Huang Jiulang!

Luo Wei really wanted to curse, but after entering the gambling under the witness of the covenant between heaven and earth, both of them entered a mysterious mode that they couldn't control themselves. It seemed that apart from the three questions and answers, they could no longer say a word of off topic. Come.

After the exchange, Zhen Yuanzi asked again: "Where do I come from?"

What the hell, is it really three philosophical questions?The fellow daoist who gambled with Zhen Yuanzi was really talented.

This question is more troublesome than "Who am I". How far back did it come from, in the womb?Dad is still in the mother's womb?The ancestors were still in the womb?Or the beginning of the creation of God in Western mythology?The Nuwa of oriental mythology created man?I don't even know if it is still a scientific Darwinian theory of evolution?

Fortunately, this is Journey to the West, regardless of whether Zhen Yuanzi is real or not, Taoist Lu Ya has a panacea-like answer, so Luo Wei replied: "From chaos!"

If Luo Wei asked the question, Zhen Yuanzi struggled for a longer time this time, but Luo Wei wandered in the emptiness of the Lingtai but wished it could last longer, until he was awakened by his answer: "From the city!"

Luo Wei can roll his eyes out of the sky. As the pace of urbanization in China is getting faster and faster, the younger generation, even migrant workers who have come out of the valley, can call themselves city people as long as they have a place in the city.

Zhen Yuanzi asked third: "Where am I going?"

Luo Wei couldn't complain anymore, he just wanted to know which genius used this kind of almost unsolvable philosophical proposition to kill Yuanzi.

If this problem is put on the individual human beings, it is nothing more than the ending of birth, old age, sickness and death, but if you have to apply it to the overall situation, it is an unknown proposition that is more confusing than the origin of human beings. Humans killed themselves before the destruction of this planet. ?Or after tens of thousands of years, this planet is "too old" to die, and human beings immigrated to other planets?Is it even possible for human beings to survive until the last day of the destruction of the universe?
Of course, in the small world of Journey to the West, with the script and various textual researches of later generations in hand, Luo Wei answered this question even more neatly than the previous two, with the same four words: "Tao body Buddha heart!"

Zhen Yuanzi trembled violently this time, even after Luo Wei repeated his question, he couldn't calm down for a while.To say that the first two answers can be a bit of a drumbeat, but the last answer can be seen from Zhen Yuanzi's reaction.

He calmed down and calmed down again, and in the end, he was the first to stand up angrily: "Poverty admit defeat!" After saying that, he waved the dust fly, and the cuff on the right opened instantly, like dumping garbage, rolled out those people who were originally in the yard, It's just that these people are all in a coma at the moment, only Doctor Zhang of the Venerable Bai Xiong's version is still awake, and immediately stepped aside to put on a defensive posture.

Zhen Yuanzi was very dissatisfied with not being able to knock Venerable Bai Xiong unconscious, he snorted coldly and warned: "Jin Chanzi is an old friend of the poor, if you and the one just now hurt him half, I will not spare you!" Ruthless words, the sleeves of the robe were rolled up, and Luo Wei and the little monkey Ah Mi were directly put in it.