Classic Villain Rescue Station

As the fighting figure gradually approached, Luo Wei finally understood that it was only a part of the mountain that really held down Monkey King, but from the trembling appearance and the distance getting closer to the ground, it can be seen that the real weight is far greater than that of the mountain. The size of the mountains seen.

It wasn't until Mount Tai pressed the top that Monkey Sun was crushed to the ground and completely smashed into the ground. Then King Yinjiao withdrew his hand, jumped down from the sky, and headed towards Tang Seng in a gliding posture.Sliding forward, he stretched out his left hand. Monk Sha, who had already held his weapon in front of Tang Monk, could not wait to die. He swung the demon-subduing staff and smashed it at King Yinjiao's head.King Yinjiao is not a vegetarian either. At the same time as he slammed into the air, the Seven Star Sword was out of its sheath and collided with the Demon Subduing Staff.

In terms of superficial combat power alone, Monk Sha is really incomparable with King Yinjiao. After more than a dozen rounds of swords and sticks, Monk Sha was visibly at a disadvantage with the naked eye, and even the hand holding the treasure staff began to tremble slightly. trembling.To be honest, Monk Sha in the original book is really not as simple and honest as we think.First of all, his height, the original book says he is 4 meters long, which is equivalent to [-] meters now. The hairstyle of Simba in The Lion King is paired with an Avatar face. The weirdness is really weird, but it is not necessarily too vicious.

Zen Master Wuchao once described or predicted the whole process of Journey to the West in a brilliant discourse: Thousands of mountains and deep waters, places full of miasma and devils.If you encounter Jietianya, don't worry, don't be afraid.Come to Moer Rock, step sideways.Careful in the black pine forest, there are many demon foxes blocking the way.The city is full of elves, and the demon lord lives in the mountains.The tiger sits in the piano hall, and the wolf is the master.All lions and elephants are kings, and tigers and leopards are kings.The wild boar carries the burden, and the water monster meets first.The old stone monkey has been angry for many years.You ask that acquaintance, he knows the way to go west.

This paragraph clearly mentions "wild boar carrying the burden", which shows that the real hardworking coolie is Zhu Bajie, and Monk Sha is actually a black-bellied ghost.In Journey to the West, the protagonist's combat power has always been a mystery. Before, Monkey King was cut in half, and there was a big gap between Naotian Palace and Xitian Road. Back to the present, Monk Sha had to be mentioned, and Zhu Bajie was incidentally introduced.

Just like when Liushahe met Monk Sha for the first time, Zhu Bajie fought him three times, and it was not a short time.And earlier, when Gao Laozhuang took Zhu Bajie, Sun Houzi fought with him for eight or nine hours, which shows that the gap between the two is not very big in terms of fighting skills alone.The difference between Zhu Bajie and Sun Houzi is not much, and Monk Sha and Zhu Bajie are brothers. This does not match the performance of the three apprentices throughout the journey to the West.

Obviously, the real Monk Sha in the Journey to the West team has neither the spirit of hard work nor the spirit of hard work. Existence is basically negligible.From the weird things he said, it can be seen that Monk Sha doesn’t have much ambition, and he misses the work of the former "General Rolling Curtain". Happy days, as for the level of status after returning, it seems that there is not much obsession.Speaking of which, do you feel that his thinking logic, attitude and behavior are very familiar? Does he look like the vast majority of office workers with dead wages, who do not seek merit but seek no fault, holding the thigh of the unit where they work, thinking Longing for more money and less work to be close to home, occasionally complain about the injustice in the workplace, and envy the glamorous life of other people's homes.

Monk Sha like this was forced by King Yinjiao to be willing to take action. Although it seemed that he didn't have much power, it was because he couldn't resist at all, so he hadn't tried his best.No, Monk Sha pretended to be stunned when he was defeated. Even when he was caught by King Yinjiao and held it under his left armpit, he didn't forget to hold the Demon Subduing Staff in his arms in advance so as not to lose it.After capturing Monk Sha, it will be even easier to capture Tang Seng.

King Yinjiao's appearance at the moment is really not flattering, with the fainted Monk Sha under his left armpit, his right hand pinching the neck of the struggling Tang Monk, biting the mane of the white dragon horse in his mouth, and driving When the clouds soared into the sky, they did not forget to use their toes to pick up the poles with luggage hanging on them, and they almost gathered all the wealth of the Journey to the West team.

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After watching the whole scene, when Luo Wei returned to the little demon village at the foot of the mountain in a daze, there was a beaming atmosphere in the whole village.

Luo Wei wandered towards Jinggui's cave, but he didn't see Dong Pangpang, but he saw two goblins carrying sliding poles at the door, the one in the lead grinned, gestured to please, and said: "By the order of your great king, I specially invite Taoist Qinggeng to go to the Lotus Cave for a banquet, please!"

Lianhua Cave is a large-scale karst cave. Luo Wei was carried up the mountain into the cave in a daze. In the biggest main cave, there were only the Golden Horn King and Dong Pangpang, who was bored and picked fruit to eat. .

Luo Wei tentatively asked: "Are you okay now!"

King Jinjiao didn't understand, so he asked, "What do you mean?"

Could Luo Wei say that the blue and white lollipop he ate was a defective product, so he had to say nonsense: "Everyone's physique may be different. The kind of medicine that unlocks the memory blockade of your previous life may be temporarily invalid. Need to drink a lot of water."

King Jinjiao patted the table: "I said, why did I get a little confused when I was talking to Yinjiao just now, and it almost ruined the big thing, but luckily it will be fine in a moment."

Luo Wei was quite puzzled, wondering if this sequelae would be weakened infinitely if put on the goblin?If you don't get an answer, you can only continue to ask: "Is there any similar situation after that?"

King Golden Horn said: "Yes, but there will be a mental paralysis for three to five seconds, and it will be fine after that point."

The basic judgment should be the reason for the shemale's different routes. Luo Wei heaved a sigh of relief and changed the subject: "Where is King Silver Horn?"

The King of Golden Horn said: "I sent him to take the magic weapon to catch Monkey Sun. He has issued a military order and vowed not to stop until Monkey is caught."

Luo Wei blinked: "Shouldn't we send fine ghosts and clever bugs there?"

King Jinjiao rolled his eyes: "It's nothing that Yinjiao and I stole Laojun's magic weapon, but we were coaxed by the monkey and put us in it. This is too shameful, even if Laojun personally After recovering, when we return to heaven, won’t the two of us still have to be punished and ridiculed for this matter? Failure is a small thing, but embarrassment is a big one.”

The corner of Luo Wei's mouth twitched: "Sun Houzi wants to kill you two this time and rescue Tang Seng. It seems that it will not be easy."

The King of Golden Horn said: "You can't make people think that Laojun's people are all incompetent people. Even if you want to let Tang Seng go, it must be Sun Houzi who has offered a favor and brought in reinforcements."

Luo Wei hehehe, and changed the subject again: "Then why did you invite the two of us here? By the way, I see the goblins are busy and noisy outside. What are you busy with?"

The King of Golden Horn said, "Don't you want to hold a celebration banquet for Silver Horn?"

Luo Wei blinked: "Then some people are waiting for this celebration banquet, is Sun Monkey so easy to catch?"

The King of Golden Horn laughed straight, "Of course it's a celebration party, but in fact, I plan to give Tang Sanzang a Hongmen banquet before Silver Horn comes back!"

Luo Wei was dumbfounded: "What kind of Hongmen banquet?"

The King of Golden Horn said confidently: "Foot him, scare him, and finally lure him to press Longshan."

Luo Wei said: "Is it okay to do this, will it deviate too much from the plot?"

The King of Golden Horn didn't take it seriously: "What's the matter, isn't it just to create an opportunity to deal with Yalong Daxian and Hu Ah Qi, and anyway, as long as Tang Seng is not eaten, it is nothing."

Luo Wei asked a key question: "Who do you plan to fool, who to scare, and who to lure him?"

"Scaring people, the little demon in my cave doesn't have enough aura," the two couldn't help but turn their eyes to Dong Pangpang, who was eating fruit at the same time, "As for the others," he stared at Luo Wei again, "we also You just look human."

Luo Wei was stunned, and pointed to himself: "Are you asking me?"

The King of Golden Horn continued to smirk: "How did Bai Huaxie save Tang Seng by himself, you just need to understand the spirit."

Luo Wei's head was full of black lines: "People are sincere in saving people, and they can save themselves by the way, but me, why don't everyone want me to be a good person, I wonder if you are in collusion with Song Huizong. "

The Golden Horn King's eyes brightened: "What Song Huizong, did you still travel to the end of the Northern Song Dynasty?"

Luo Wei snorted angrily: "None of your business!"

The King of Golden Horn didn't take it seriously: "It's over here earlier, so I can go back to the sky as soon as possible to help you. By the way, there will be nothing to do with Silver Horn and me. Immortals have such a long life, see Going to Huizong of Song Dynasty, or even Kangxi of Qing Dynasty is probably not a problem!"

Luo Wei was too lazy to care about his crookedness, so naturally he would not tell him that after Tang Seng finished learning the scriptures, a new cycle of reincarnation would begin again, and without his own intervention, the fate of King Golden Horn and King Silver Horn would naturally return. On track as it should be.

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Tang Seng was arrested again, he felt that he was a little used to it, but the problem is that he still doesn't understand that he just wanted to help pick up a super long-distance courier, and he didn't know what caught the eyes of these goblins And they also claim to want to eat themselves one by one, but they don't know which way to eat them!
However, the treatment after being arrested this time seems to be rare and good. Anyway, compared to Zhu Bajie who was soaked in the water tank, and Monk Sha who was placed in the shape of "Passion of Jesus", I can still sit cross-legged without hands and feet, buttocks. There is even a grass futon underneath, which is quite good.