Classic Villain Rescue Station

Even so, the cave in which he was in was still not seeing the sun, only a few holes were faintly glowing with fire.I don't know when my path of learning from the scriptures will end!At this moment, a voice came in through the hole: "I heard that Elder Tang is suffering here, please bear with me for now, I will wait for the opportunity to rescue you later."

Through the hole, Tang Seng saw Luo Wei, who was wearing a Taoist robe under the torch, and confirmed that he was a human being like himself. He was pleasantly surprised: "Why is the immortal here?"

Luo Wei sighed pretentiously: "I was originally a Taoist who practiced hard at Wuji Cliff in the Great Barren Mountain. I was called Brother Wei. I came out to travel because I reached a bottleneck in my practice. I passed by Pingding Mountain and was captured by a gust of wind. The two demons in the Lotus Cave also Some strange hobbies, I like to discuss and make friends with Taoists, but my situation is not bad, except that I can't stay away from the cave, I just need to be recruited when the two demons rise up, and chat with them."

Tang Seng empathized and said: "So that's the case. In this way, although your life is safe, you are not much better than the poor monk. The poor monk is determined not to turn back if he does not get the scriptures. Even if he sacrifices his life for this, he will have no regrets. , It's a pity that my two apprentices were involved. It's not that the apprentices are not good enough, I still have a big apprentice who is currently trapped..."

Dare to Love "A Chinese Journey to the West" is not all nonsense, at least this Tang Seng does have a bit of inappropriate talkative potential.Luo Wei was afraid that he would keep on talking, so he hurriedly stopped the conversation: "Elder Tang, now is not a good time to chat, listen to me, the masters of the Lotus Cave are two brothers, and it is the second king Yinjiao who arrested you. Almost all the demons in the cave look forward to him, and he got the news about your master and apprentice. The other great king, Jin Jiao, is not as prestigious as his younger brother, but he likes to discuss knowledge with others , based on what I know about him, it is very likely that I will ask you to go out and have a chat with him later, and then I will play by ear and see if I can help you escape."

Tang Seng was overjoyed when he heard the words: "I'm sorry for your trouble, just let us go, and there will be no hindrance on your side!"

Luo Wei said: "I will make all the preparations. I can't stay here anymore, so as not to attract their attention." He waved at Tang Seng and quickly exited the passage.

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When Luo Wei returned to the lobby, the King of Golden Horn was rehearsing with Dong Pangpang. He gestured and said, "...that's right, this is the expression. It must be a trinity of arrogance, fierceness, and covetousness. Immersive..."

Dong Pangpang was probably impatient with his nagging, and said angrily: "I see, I just want to scare Tang Seng out of his wits. This is not easy, brother Wei, hurry up and help me put on makeup, it's over soon Pull down!"

Luo Wei leaned over, and sure enough, he saw that the props were in place, there was a bowl of black coal ash, a bowl of chicken blood, and a bowl of fat of unknown origin.Luo Wei helped to smear it with his hands, and coaxed: "Anyway, you will scare people as hard as you can later, and just fill up the hatred."

Dong Pangpang curled his lips and said: "Isn't it just for me to really play the role of the black bear spirit? With your orderly energy, I think it will be scary if I just punch there." He turned his head and talked to Jin King Jiao said, "You still have too many torches in this cave, and half of them are enough. The dark environment can enhance the horror effect. Oh no, this is too superficial. Are there any thinner torches around you?" The big leaves, which will be lined in front of the torch later, can make the lighting effect a little greener, which is definitely better than pure darkness."

Luo Wei is dumbfounded, he is a big villain of the real power system of the Three Kingdoms, and he doesn't know where he got the skills of a bunch of third-rate ghost film directors, and it has to be the kind that pays a small cost. In order to save money, the director personally The next cameo kind.

Fine Ghost and Clever Worm are leading a group of goblins to create a terrifying atmosphere, while King Yinjiao suddenly turned around while dragging the purple, gold and red gourds, his steps were steady, his face was full of joy, and his voice was full of joy: "Brother, I'm back! Seeing the chaos in the cave, he couldn't help wondering, "What's going on here?" He saw Luo Wei first, and just nodded symbolically, but when he saw Dong who had already cleaned up, it would make people have nightmares on the spot. Chubby couldn't help but gasped, "Here, is it swollen?"

King Jinjiao didn't expect Yinjiao to come back so quickly, so he hurriedly explained: "Don't bother with him, he's a performance art." Before the other party asked, he changed the subject, "Sun Monkey has already taken it? "

King Yinjiao patted his chest, and said triumphantly: "Your mission is fulfilled, I can't handle it if I go out, but the Sun Xingzhe is really good at it, when I went there, I happened to bump into him summoning the mountain god, those gangsters When he scolded the boneless thing for a while, he was so frightened that he withdrew his supernatural powers, and almost let the monkey succeed," he said, slapping the purple-gold and red gourd on the table with his right hand, "Fortunately, I showed up immediately, and directly took the monkey away. , " Immediately afterwards, he slapped the mutton fat jade bottle on the table with his left hand, "As for those mountain gods who eat inside and out, I put them all here."

Fuck, Comrade Yinjiao is really arrogant, he continued: "If I hadn't come back to eat Tang Seng in a hurry, I would have to pick up those guys one by one, clean them up, and put them in a jade bottle .”

Sure enough, as King Jinjiao said, Yinjiao had no idea about the inside story of Laojun turning a blind eye and letting them escape to the lower realm. Drilling in the cover is also inevitable.And the next thing to worry about is the Golden Horn King. If the current development continues, the Journey to the West team may really have to break down here.

No, King Yinjiao is still talking about how Sun Houzi is vulnerable to a single blow, and discussing with Bashanhu and Yihailong who are cheering next to him how to fry and fry Tang Monk. After coming down, I held back for a long time before suddenly saying: "Wait a minute!"

"What are you slowing down?" King Yinjiao asked puzzled.

King Golden Horn rolled his eyes and suddenly came up with an idea: "Would it be too selfish to just think about eating Tang Monk? I mean, crows know how to feed back, and lambs know how to kneel down. Look, shouldn't the mother be eaten?" Please share?"

King Yinjiao didn't take it lightly and said: "If it's done, don't you just send it away? Is it worth it?"

Luo Wei hurriedly said: "Then how can it be done? Wouldn't it be fresh if it is ready? Besides, Tang Seng, who is so rare in a thousand years, shouldn't be seen by the old lady as fresh?"

King Silver Horn wondered, "Is that necessary?"

Luo Wei nodded desperately: "Actually, frying and cooking such a rare ingredient is too slow. To prevent the effect from fading, it is natural to kill it fresh, the fresher the better, and then make it into sasami."

Before King Yinjiao could ask, Ba Shanhu and Yi Hailong had already grabbed the conversation. One of them asked what is "too low", and the other asked what is "Sashimi"?

Luo Wei said in a bewitching tone: "Sashimi is a way to eat it fresh and raw, take freshly killed and steaming Tang monk meat, cut into slightly transparent thin slices one by one, and pile them on the plate like flowers. Generally, take a slice with chopsticks, dip it in the seasoned special dipping sauce, put it in your mouth, and then taste it carefully, a scent will immediately fill your mouth, swallow it in one bite, it is called fresh and slippery. One satisfaction, such an effect is leveraged.”

Being fooled by Luo Wei's pass, the sound of sucking came from all directions.King Yinjiao wiped his saliva awkwardly, turned his head to the side with a slight blushing, and Luo Wei quickly took the opportunity to ask people: "Bashanhu, right? You are responsible for looking around to see if there is a kind of purple heart-shaped leaf. You need to use the dipping sauce; Yihailong, go to the nearby human villages and look for small and thin knives, the ones you are used to are too clumsy; fine ghost, find me all the seasonings that we have in the Lotus Cave , to see what is still missing; clever bug, you stand by, if there is anything missing from the fine ghost, you are responsible for helping to find it. As for the old lady..."

The King of Golden Horn was very knowledgeable about current affairs and immediately answered: "To show my sincerity, dear brother, you are still a little bit tired, so take a few little demons and go to pick them up!"

Luo Wei's side has already pretended to be open, looking for someone to move the whetstone, and someone who is good at appraising the quality of wine and soy sauce to dip in and taste it. King Yinjiao is very pleased, and he did not forget to promise when he left: "You Don't worry too much, Tang Seng's meat will definitely be indispensable to you later."

Watching him lead a group of little monsters with sliding poles to leave in a mighty way, Luo Wei couldn't help but say to King Jinjiao: "Your younger brother is much stronger than Zheng Zhixin before, at least he is solid enough."

King Jinjiao raised his eyebrows: "Why, have you seen him?"

Luo Wei replied: "That's not true, but I have taught their two sons, the older one is sinister and black-bellied, and the younger one is the unscrupulous second-generation ancestor. If you can teach such a son, the father will probably not be better."

Luo Wei didn't really intend to make Tang Monk into Saximi, after sending the little goblins around, only himself, the King of Golden Horn, Dong Pangpang and the fine ghost were left in the main hall.The show is about to begin, and the goblins have resettled snacks, fruits, and tea, while the fine ghost hurried up and led Tang Seng away.

Before anyone came back, I heard the scolding voice of the fine ghost: "You, tell me the words of my king honestly later, otherwise, be careful that the brothers in the cave will clean up you one by one!"

Luo Wei hurriedly pushed Dong Pangpang out of the door on the other side: "Come in later when the fine ghost calls you, remember the character design, you are a cruel and vicious goblin who wants to swallow Tang Seng in one bite!"

When the fine ghost came back again, after pushing and shoving, Tang Seng had already been brought over.The fine ghost deliberately said viciously: "My lord, Monk Tang has already brought it to you!"