Classic Villain Rescue Station

Unexpectedly, Tang Seng was not the only one who brought along, and there were four other little monsters struggling to carry a large water jar behind them. The thing soaked in the jar was Zhu Bajie, but Zhu Bajie closed his eyes tightly at the moment, and there was a kind of Dying feeling.

Luo Wei lowered his voice and asked Fine Ghost, "Why did you get this stuff out?"

The fine ghost was also very helpless: "Li Chong said, when the second king was about to leave, he ordered to marinate the pig's head first, good guy, just sprinkled half a pot of salt into the water tank, no, the pig's head must have wilted. Like a dead mother, Tang Seng was afraid that if he looked away, Zhu Bajie would be chopped up by us, or he would rather die on the water tank if he didn't take it with him."

Luo Wei was speechless.

When Tang Seng saw Luo Wei sitting upright, he breathed a sigh of relief, and then respectfully saluted in the direction of King Jinjiao: "I have seen the king."

The Golden Horn King stepped forward like a wolf with a big tail to return the salute: "Elder Tang has worked hard, it is really our side who was rude first, please also invite Haihan."

Hearing that the other party was really polite, Tang Seng immediately relaxed a lot, but he still didn't dare to make a mistake: "Don't dare, I don't know why Your Majesty invited me here?"

The King of Golden Horn smiled and replied: "I have always heard that the elders of Tang Dynasty in Dongtu had Taoism. I had long hoped to meet him, and finally I was lucky enough to meet him face to face. He is worthy of being a Taoist monk, and he is indeed a Zen master."

Tang Seng hurriedly said humbly: "Your Majesty, the poor monk fell into the water and escaped to worship my Buddha since he was separated from his mother's womb. Although he did not dare to slack off in reading scriptures all day long, he sincerely paid homage to the Buddha without poking a day, but he had no choice but to follow the path. Now the emperor sent him to go west Seek the Dao, I implore the king to read me sincerely, let me go west!"

The King of Golden Horn showed a bit of difficulty: "Elder Tang also met my younger brother. Once he made up his mind, even with me, it is not easy to reciprocate, but you can stay for a few days and wait for me to do my best. Advise him."

Tang Seng didn't pin his hopes on the King of Golden Horn from the very beginning. When talking with him, from time to time, he glanced at Luo Wei who was sitting on the sidelines with nothing to do.But even so, he gave a deep salute to express his gratitude.

The King of Golden Horn continued: "Elder Tang is too modest. You have a predestined relationship with the Buddha since you were born, and you have experienced years of hard work since you were young. It is absurd to say that it is a small way. If you dare to ask for great teachings, I hope you can teach me a little bit with Zen." , enough comfort for life."

Hearing this, Tang Seng showed a bit of complacency, but said in his mouth: "I don't dare to give advice, but I can do it after some discussion."

King Golden Horn said: "Buddha said 'Life and death are fate, wealth and honor are in the sky', everything has a definite number, and everything can't be forced. Some things just work hard, and you don't need to care too much about whether you can achieve the expected results. You always say to follow the fate, Follow your will, follow your heart, so why is Elder Tang so obsessed with going west to learn Buddhist scriptures?"

As soon as this topic came up, Tang Seng's face immediately pulled down. This kind of topic of being cunning for nothing was quite unreasonable at all, and Luo Wei had no interest in responding to the next argument between the two of them.

To be honest, Tang Seng and the King of the Golden Horn should be talking about each other, after all, one of them is full of classical Chinese from Buddhist classics, and the other is full of poisonous chicken soup.One is "Zen is quiet, and the law is salvation. The tranquility, you must be enlightened. The enlightened one, cleansing the mind and worrying, is also free from vulgarity and dust", and the other is "leisurely, following the heart, following the nature, following the fate. What changed was only a hundred years later, the time when a flower bloomed; it was also "the Bodhisattva, who is immortal, never born, has nothing left and nothing owed, emptiness and color, and the saints and all are sent away", and "has life, but does not know how to live." Life, and even cherish life. For those who don't understand life, life is a punishment for him", and so on, anyway, people are fascinated.

But one thing Luo Wei could see was that both of them were quite careless.When he saw Tang Seng's small eyes drifting over from time to time, he felt that he might not be able to do it just sitting there, so he held a small bag of instant noodle seasoning powder in his palm, and pretended to be pouring tea for the King of Golden Horn. Sprinkled in a teacup.Before returning to his seat, he circled around and deliberately poked the drowsy extras beside him.

Only then did Jing Jinggui realize it, and said loudly in a pretentious manner: "Report to the Great King, the Black Wind King was invited by the Second Great King to come to Tang Monk's Meat Banquet!"

Luo Wei raised his forehead, can you not be distracted, anyway, to report this kind of thing, you have to go out and come in, so that finally gave the King of Golden Horn a chance to pretend to drink tea, but what the hell, start all over again In the end, you have been standing here without moving, where did you know that someone is visiting.

Fortunately, Tang Seng was so stunned by the words "Tang Seng Meat Banquet", he didn't notice that something was wrong at all.At this time, the black bear spirit Dong Pangpang has already rushed in aggressively. He stared his eyes almost out of his sockets, with a ferocious evil smile on his face, and every few steps he took, he licked his lips with his tongue in excitement. At the same time, the saliva was dripping down.

As soon as he entered the door, he stared straight at the target person, completely ignoring King Golden Horn's intentions, and rushed directly in front of the trembling Tang Seng, raised his chin, and then burst out laughing : "This is Tang Seng. Sure enough, the skin is tender and tender, which is very popular with me. Since Brother Yinjiao sincerely invites you, then I will live up to my expectations and accept it first!"

While everyone was stunned, Dong Pangpang slapped Tang Seng on the chest, knocking him to the ground, and then he was completely unable to get up with his big feet, and continued his exaggerated performance: "Hahaha , you scream, scream, even if you break your throat, you won't be able to escape from the palm of my lord!"

Fuck, this line is poisonous, what the hell do you want to do, eat Tang Seng, eat Tang Seng, or eat Tang Seng?
After being stunned for a moment, Tang Seng reacted in disbelief and screamed, "You kill me!"

Dong Pangpang was also dumbfounded for a moment, and then forcefully explained: "It will be a matter of time to kill you, but it does not prevent my king from wanting to eat you!"

Tang Seng clutched his lapel like a little daughter-in-law, struggling desperately: "No, no, no, you can't do this, it's a shame, I'd rather die!"

Dong Pangpang didn't even think about answering the conversation this time: "You are so fresh, with such delicate skin and tender flesh, why would you be willing to die directly, my lord wants you to watch me swallow you bit by bit first Enter the belly, and you will be allowed to die after you have enjoyed it."

To tell you the truth, Luo Wei and Jinggui were all influenced by the weird culture of later generations, let alone the Golden Horn King, whose original preferences are different from ordinary people.As for Tang Seng, judging from how he dealt with a few banshee beauties who admired him, even if he became a monk and started as a baby, he didn't understand many things.As for Zhu Bajie, who was pretending to be dead with his eyes closed, he had already opened his eyes in shock. It's a pity that the thick salt water in the tank is not vegetarian. Now that the salt water got into his eyes, he was trying his best to deal with the painful eyeballs.

In fact, Dong Pangpang also felt that his words were ambiguous, but he didn't care about it. He said that he was going to eat him to scare him. Wouldn't it be a threat to take his virginity away?Furthermore, Dong Zhuo, the big brother, was never a guy who valued morality. He simply got his hands on Tang Monk's clothes, first pulled off the cassock, then tore the monk's clothes, and then even tore off the inner garment. , exposing Sanzang Master Bai Shengsheng's small chest.

Facing Tang Seng, who sometimes begged and cursed, Dong Pangpang came up with a classic line: "Scream, scream, the louder you scream, the more excited I am!"

Let alone Tang Seng who is being tortured, even the completely dumbfounded bystanders feel chills on their backs. Even if they pass this difficulty, they still have to ask Tang Seng for his psychological shadow area in the future, even if Dong Pangpang still has a bottom line I didn't really touch other people's pants.

Of course, Zhu Bajie was most anxious at the moment. After thumping about in the dark, he stumbled and turned over the water tank, and followed the sound towards Tang Seng.Luo Wei also hopes that the next rescue will not be too deliberate. The best way is to let Zhu Bajie make trouble here, so that he can take the opportunity to go back to the cave where Tang Seng was imprisoned before, and get Monk Sha out.But Zhu Bajie stepped on the cassock that flew away, and after being tripped, he used the cassock as a bath towel and began to tidy himself up inside and out, the focus was on wiping his eyes, but he kept talking : "Master, just hold on, my old pig will come to rescue you right away..."

Luo Wei could see that this guy was planning to have the ability to protect himself first, and he was a little bit unwilling to see this scene with his own eyes.

Tang Seng finally heard Zhu Bajie's voice, and cried loudly: "Disciple, if you still have half filial piety, come here quickly and end up as a teacher. It is better to die for a teacher and a student!"

Isn't that right, at this moment, Dong Pangpang got a hemp rope from nowhere, and tied Tang Seng's naked upper body and thighs together as much as possible at an exaggerated angle. He restrained his hands and feet and formed an extremely shameful posture. Not to mention, the flexibility of this thin-skinned and tender-skinned monk is quite good. Anyway, even if Luo Wei's old waist was broken, he felt that he would never be able to do this degree.

Seeing that Dong Pangpang is having fun, Luo Wei is really anxious now. If this goes on, even if Tang Seng is released, he will have to commit suicide. Because of this incident, Moke Kassapa and Ananda both have some hope for this position!

Luo Wei was really afraid that Dong Pangpang's ferociousness would come up, and he would directly force him to death, so he had to watch over here, so he took advantage of everyone's obvious focus on Tang Seng, which was actually an opportunity to release water. Going to Zhu Bajie's side, he hurriedly whispered something: "Hurry up and save Monk Sha to get things, your master has me here!"