Classic Villain Rescue Station

Ever since he met Luo Wei, a fake Taoist priest, Xue Dasha has been a little out of shape, and this time his reaction was also a few beats slower, until everyone's eyes focused on his head, and then he also responded with a dazed "" good".

Luo Wei dares to bet that this guy is definitely thinking about his own thoughts and doesn't understand what's going on.

Jiang Yuhan asked eagerly, "What kind of order do you want?"

Speaking of what he is good at, Jia Baoyu's self-confidence almost overflowed, and the wine had already been drunk, indicating that he, the commander, was in place and could not be violated, so he replied: "This wine order must be in order to express sadness, sorrow, The four characters of joy and joy must be accompanied by "daughter", and the reasons for sorrow and joy must also be explained. You can drink a small cup by yourself if you can tell the wine order, but you still need to sing a song to cheer you up. After singing the song, In the end, I still need to say a paragraph to end, not limited to an ancient poem, a pair of pairs, or a famous sentence extracted from the "Four Books" and "Five Classics", etc. "

Only then did Xue Dasha understand what he had promised before, and his face immediately sank, he stood up and even bowed to stop Jia Baoyu's words: "My good brother, you can't count me in, I can't participate, it's not like please wait." Embarrass me?"

Xue Pan, who always held her up, didn't pass her the ladder just now. Yun'er was obviously annoyed by him, so she said in a strange way: "Your brother Huan hasn't spoken, so it's embarrassing for you to be an older brother. What are you afraid of? No?" The wine order means you have to drink every day, or you are punished with a few more glasses, at most you will die drunk, and you will not be short of people who serve you."

In the booing of several people around him, Xue Dasha had no choice but to put on a bitter face, and the appointed person please sit down and wait for the punishment.

Jia Baoyu emphasized again: "Whether it is good or bad, everyone has to say it. If you say something bad, you say it is bad, but if you don't say it, the punishment will be doubled."

Jia Huan suddenly spoke up: "I have an opinion. There is obviously a logical loophole in this order. Brother is incompetent as the orderer. You need to punish yourself first."

Jia Baoyu and Jiang Yuhan glared at him together, but Feng Ziying's eyes were shining brightly. Although they didn't know what the hell logic was, they still understood the meaning of loopholes, so they asked, "What's the loophole?"

Jia Huan took a sip of wine unhurriedly, and then said: "Just one point is a big mistake, and the order of sorrow and joy is wrong. Maybe you can't get too close on weekdays, but you have a chance to get close." If you see your sisters who have not left the cabinet or married women of the same generation, let alone those who pay more attention to the elders, you can also understand the lives of your grandmothers, grandmothers, mothers, aunts, etc. You can recall, compared with before and after marriage , and even five, ten, 20 years after marriage, or even the rest of my life, shouldn't it be more appropriate to reverse the joys and sorrows?"

Feng Ziying was thoughtful when he heard the words, Xue Dasha was still heartless, Jiang Yuhan still had a sarcastic expression, and Jia Baoyu was quite conflicted.On the one hand, he insisted on looking down on Jia Huan for the sake of looking down on Jia Huan. On the other hand, his words did not fail to touch him, but he still insisted: "How much time do you have to serve you when you are busy running around? Before my wife and grandmother, what can I understand!"

Jia Huan was still unhurried: "Not to mention anything else, how long have you been married into the mansion, Madam and Eldest Madam, whenever grandma and sisters eat, don't they still eat with grandma and sisters, they watch, grandma and sisters eat The sisters are drinking, they are waiting, and it will be the daughter-in-law's turn after the work is over." Seeing that Jia Baoyu still had something to say, he raised his hand and interrupted, "Of course, this is the ancestor's rule, the nature of being a daughter-in-law After serving and eating, the wives and eldest wives will return to the courtyard to eat their own food, and most of the leftovers from grandmothers and sisters are also rewarded to the servants. This is also the dignity of a mansion like ours, but there are many in the world. What about the situation of women who marry into small households?"

Jia Baoyu was completely speechless, but Jia Huan was still relentless: "This is still a trivial matter, and there are [-] worse things to do after marriage. It's bad to have no money at home, and it's hard to be a husband if you have money." It's even worse if you're crooked; it's worse if your husband has no future; , gave birth to a son and raised the son to be able to stand upright, instead of relying on the husband and looking forward to relying on the son, it should not be a bad thing now, but a new round has started again. It is bad for the son not to make progress, I am afraid that the son will learn badly from others, it will be bad for the son, it will be bad for the son not to marry a wife, and it will still be bad if he marries a wife. To prevent the husband from provoking other women, to prevent the provoked woman from entering the house, to prevent someone from entering the house without guarding against it, and to prevent a few more bastards from robbing my son's belongings..."

He purposely glanced at Jia Baoyu: "So, as far as I can see, the girls are not sad or happy, and they should be happy and sad. The happy days when they were young, the joy of the newlyweds, and the life after marriage. The sorrow of life, the sorrow of years like a butcher's knife, this is the life of most girls, and it is a life that makes people feel sad and sympathetic."

Hearing this, even Xue Dasha had a thoughtful expression, not to mention Feng Ziying with bright eyes.The people surrounding the Eight Immortals Table are obviously divided into three factions. Feng Ziying and Xue Dasha belong to the reform faction, Jia Baoyu and Jiang Yuhan are still not to be seen. The essence of righteousness, how can it be so easy to be comforted by a bowl of chicken soup, or the usual and sloppy style.

Although Jia Baoyu was dissatisfied with Jia Huan's robbing him, he couldn't find any loopholes in it. What's more, he himself said all day long that girls are made of water, and once married, they will become dead fish eyes.How did the clean water become the eyes of dead fish? Isn't it tempered by life after marriage?Therefore, he had no choice but to punish himself with a large cup, and also expressed his approval of the order in which wine makes joy, joy, sorrow and sorrow.

The next thing is interesting, because the first two sentences of Jia Baoyu, who was the first to make a wine order, are actually quite amazing, that is, "Daughter is sad, youth has been kept empty; It is with these two sentences that you can get the head start.But the first two sentences "Daughter is happy, the makeup is beautiful in the mirror; daughter is happy, the spring clothes are thin on the swing rack" are relatively superficial, so it is said that Jia Baoyu's heart and mind are all Lin Daiyu, isn't Sister Lin the same? Is it the representative of the standard sad beauty?

Obviously, after being disturbed, Jia Baoyu held back for a long time but couldn't hold back the more amazing daughter Le and daughter Xilai.So Feng Ziying hurriedly smoothed things over: "Hehe, this is my host today, don't any of you compete with me for this first order!" After finishing speaking, everyone cheered.

He first closed his eyes slightly, and when he opened them again, he began to chant slowly: "My daughter is happy, I dig crickets from the garden in private; my daughter is happy, the first child has twins; My husband is dying of illness." After speaking, he picked up the wine and sang, "You are a lovely person, you are a passionate person, you are a tricky ghost, and you are a fairy and you are not effective. You don't believe what I say, I only ask you to inquire carefully behind your back, so that you know if I hurt you or not!" After singing, he drank a small glass of wine, put a piece of chicken in the bottom of the wine, and said, "Chicken sound Maodianyue."

Many people judged from this edict that Feng Ziying would marry Shi Xiangyun in the future, which is actually very possible.In the world view of the small world of the Red Chamber, the twelve beauties are all lovely, especially the twelve beauties in the official book, namely Lin Daiyu, Xue Baochai, Jia Yuanchun, Jia Tanchun, Shi Xiangyun, Miaoyu, Jia Yingchun, Jia Xichun, Wang Xifeng, Sister Jia Qiao, Li Wan, and Qin Keqing are the most, so with the status of Feng Ziying's identity as the son of Feng Tang, the martial arts general, the match is most likely to be one of them who has no clear destination, and his personality is pleasant, affectionate, cunning, and ghostly. Of course only Shi Xiangyun.No matter how many people don't like this because of sister Lin's relationship, they have to admit that her character is indeed unique.

Of course, Luo Wei and Jia Huan naturally understand the key point from the standpoint of being poisoned by various "red scholars", but others may not think so, especially Xue Dasha, who clapped his hands and laughed: " That's how it is, that's how it is, let's not talk about the sadness later, just look at the joy in the front, it turns out that what you want is this kind of lively and elf girl, and you still want to have twins."

Feng Ziying's face turned red all of a sudden: "It's just a drinking order, don't talk nonsense."

Xue Dasha refused to let go: "Where am I talking nonsense?"

Feng Ziying pretended to threaten and said: "You save yourself, it will be your turn later, if you can't tell, you will have to accept the punishment."

Xue Dasha just stopped talking, and everyone turned their eyes to Jia Baoyu again, only to see that he continued to bow his head and meditate, a chopstick kept scratching in the drink, and had no intention of continuing at all. In desperation, Feng Ziying had no choice but to secretly She winked at Yun'er beside her.

A senior girl like Yun'er has also been trained in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting skills since she was a child. Although she is not proficient in poetry, wine and order, she does have some qualities, so she quickly took over and even played with Feng Ziying and Xue Pan. Try to liven up the atmosphere, and delay the delay by the way.It wasn't until Xue Dafool ​​said "you can't do it", and tried to drink her, that she pushed him away, cleared her throat, and said that she had obtained the order.

"Daughter is happy, live in the flute and play strings; daughter is happy, lover is reluctant to return home; daughter is sad, when will mother stop beating and scolding; daughter is sad, who will depend on for the rest of her life?"

"The cardamom blooms on March [-]rd, and a worm got in. It couldn't get in for a long time, but it climbed on the flower and played on a swing. Be careful, how can you get in if I don't open it?"

Finally, the order was received with the wine bottom of "Peach Zhiyaoyao".