Classic Villain Rescue Station

This Yun'er has been in Jinxiangyuan since she can remember, and all her cognitions are of sensuality, which can be reflected in the content of her wine order singing.It can be seen from Lexi's two ques that she should be an ordinary artistic young woman in her bones, and she especially likes music. She doesn't hate learning to play and sing all day long, and she also longs to have a man who truly admires her by her side. .As for sorrow and sorrow, fear of being beaten and scolded by the madam, and worry about their own future, these are the collective worries of all brothel women.

Of course, Yun'er, as the top card of Jinxiangyuan, is still very dedicated to her duties. Whether it's ordering or singing, she never forgets her charming voice and soft voice, and she will resolutely entangle Gougou with the man's soul. The son's set will be carried out to the end.It's a pity that this time she cast a wink at the blind man. As an actor, Jiang Yuhan is half of her peers, and she doesn't like her, let alone he is obviously more interested in Jia Baoyu, and Jia Baoyu because of After such a long time, I still can't hold back a good beginning. I feel very annoyed, and the more I am annoyed, the more my mind becomes knotted; Feng Ziying, the patron who paid her to come here, is full of curiosity at this time, which has been well-known for a long time, but has never been. Jia Huan, who didn't take it seriously, felt that there was a big gap between this concubine and the rumors. As for Jia Huan, he was uncomfortable because he was trying to ask Yun'er to teach her personnel in advance, so he didn't have the nerve to watch her; The Xue Dasha of Miss Yun'er is half thinking about what Luo Wei mentioned to him before, and he can only keep half of his heart for the eating, drinking and having fun here. Worried, the whole person is about to split, where can I separate my thoughts to tease the beauty.

After Yun'er's order was completed, the scene was tepid, which made her quite breathless, and she didn't dare to show her face at the patrons, so she couldn't help turning her target to Jiang Yuhan, who was the lowest at the same table, but her tone was still gentle and gentle : "It seems that our commanding officer, Mr. Yu, is still brewing a good sentence, why not let Qiguan continue to throw bricks and attract jade!"

Feng Ziying glanced at Jia Baoyu, who was struggling, and raised his glass to Jiang Yuhan: "That's fine, let's listen to your masterpiece first."

If Yun'er is the first echelon among young ladies, then Jiang Yuhan is the top performer among the actors, both of whom belong to the lower ranks. These two singers seem to look better in essence, but they are definitely not much better. After all, the theater troupe is also a place where filth is hidden.However, although Jiang Yuhan is in a low class, his heart is quite high, and he has a little Qingwen meaning, and because he is a man, he has more autonomy.

Jiang Yuhan chanted: "My daughter is happy, the husband sings and the wife reconciles with the truth; my daughter is happy, the lantern flowers are tied together with two pistils; my daughter is sad, I have no money to buy sweet-scented osmanthus oil; my daughter is sad, and my husband will never return when he is gone."

"Happily, you are born charming and charming, just like a living fairy leaving the blue sky. To be young, to be young; to be paired with a phoenix, it's true. Ah! Look at the sky and the river is high, listen to the drums of the Qiao Tower, pick up the silver lamps and enter the mandarin curtain quietly .”

As we all know, when the Red Mansion draws to a close, the trees fall and the monkeys scatter, and Jia Baoyu's maidservant and the attacker in the room are married to Jiang Yuhan, so both the wine order and Qu'er are naturally related to her.From the initial joy and joy, it can be seen that in the same place, his aspirations are higher than Yun'er's. This is probably because the people he interacts with on a daily basis are of a higher level, and he is used to prosperity and emptiness. Lively, he hopes to be able to live an ordinary life in harmony and beauty with one heart.But from the sorrow and sorrow, it can be seen that his married life with Xiren has not been smooth to old age, and his life has declined, and his husband has disappeared for unknown reasons, inexplicably reminiscent of Zhen Shiyin's family as the introduction.Zhen Shiyin followed a monk to "become a god", so who did Jiang Yuhan leave with?

After singing this passage, Jiang Yuhan also had mixed feelings for some reason. After pondering for a long time, she finally stopped drinking and said: "The scent of flowers is so strong that people know that the day is warm."

Even if Xue Da fool is out of his mind, he still has some sensitive names, so he jumped up and shouted loudly: "Damn it, you should be punished this time, you should be severely punished!" Punishment! We don’t want to mention the baby here, why did you let it out?”

Jiang Yuhan was stunned: "How can I say anything baby?"

Xiren is now Jia Baoyu's roommate, so he is different from other maids. It would be very rude for Xue Dasha to denounce her name in front of the foreign male.So Jia Huan hurriedly stopped him: "Brother Xue, don't change the subject, isn't it time for your order?!"

Xue Dasha still said relentlessly: "But the bottom of the wine..."

Jia Huan stepped on him directly: "If you don't think about drinking well, you should execute the order first and sing the song. If you play tricks, you will be punished twice as much."

This kick resolutely stepped back his lack of heart, the big fool finally stopped trying to think of words, but there are other insiders here, Yun'er covered her mouth and laughed: " Qiguan's wine is indeed a treasure, and Mr. Yu has a sweet and caring person by his side, and his name is Xiren."

Both Feng Ziying and Jiang Yuhan knew about it, while Luo Wei and Jia Huan who were watching the show were also a little dumbfounded. This Yun'er seemed to know a lot, and he didn't know where the news came from.The eyes of the two of them flicked back and forth between Jia Baoyu and Yun'er, Luo Wei's staring was nothing, but Jia Huan was beside Jia Baoyu, the half-smile look made him quite uncomfortable.

Xue Da turned dumbfounded, ran to Yun'er and poured a full glass of wine, and said with a smile: "It's fine if you know it yourself, why did you tell me again, I want to seek justice for Brother Bao, you Say you should punish yourself with a drink?"

Yun'er also felt a bit Meng Lang, pretended to slap her mouth, and said apologetically, "You really deserve to be punished," she drank the wine, then turned her head and gave Xue Da a silly look, "Don't delay Time, what about the agreed drinking order?"

Luo Wei and Jia Huan immediately became emotional. You must know that Xue Dasha is a master who shocked everyone with his words. Anyway, he is much more famous than Qianlong's more than 4 stinky poems.

Xue Dasha blushed from holding back, took a deep breath, and finally mustered up his courage: "You all listen to the young master, I'm going to tell you, daughter Le, the bridal chamber creaked for three days and nights."

The atmosphere in the entire flower hall was suddenly dull, and the people beside the Eight Immortals table even grew their mouths, with disbelief on their faces.To be honest, although "the bridal chamber crunches for three days and nights" is very speechless, compared to the "one that's poked in" at the end of the original plot, it is already a lot more subtle, and it rhymes with the same rhyme. That's a little bit more, maybe it also covers the big fool's expectations of his own abilities.

The shock of the crowd was not over yet, and Xue Dasha's second paragraph followed closely: "Daughter is happy, the bridal chamber is full of flowers and candles."

The picture freezes from Dasu to Daya in an instant, a picture scroll of the first morning after the wedding slowly unfolds, a couple of newlyweds get up lazily, but they still cuddle each other.Jia Baoyu couldn't help exclaiming: "This sentence is a great beauty!" The rest of the people also nodded in agreement.

It is rare to get such a high evaluation in the field of culture, Xue Dasha immediately said confidently: "My daughter is worried..."

With the previous good sentence, the big guy's expectations for him suddenly increased a lot, so he asked eagerly: "What are you worried about?"

Xue Dasha slapped the table: "My daughter is worried, the bridal chamber is a big horse monkey."

This time it was no longer sluggish, but everyone sprayed together.

Jia Huan couldn't bear it any longer, he patted the table and laughed loudly: "Hahaha, big horse monkey, thank you for thinking it out..."

Feng Ziying took the face wipe from the maid, wiped her mouth and glared at him: "Damn it, you don't understand, you should be punished."

Jia Baoyu also almost laughed, clutching his belly and said: "Although it doesn't make sense, it rhymes anyway. Is there any more in the following? If it's not good, you will be punished severely along with it."

Yun'er had already collapsed into Feng Ziying's arms laughing, and tremblingly said: "Did you hear that, the commander can speak, if you talk nonsense like that again, you will be punished severely. Do you want me to help you with the last sentence?"

Xue Dasha was ridiculed by others, and his temper also came up, and he said with a stiff neck, "Don't tell me, I feel it, so I have to say it, what's the problem with the drinking order, my daughter is sad..." But his mouth opened and closed. For a long time, he didn't hold back the next sentence.

The level of this product fluctuated greatly, which made the expectations of the big guy very high. Feng Ziying couldn't help urging: "Why are you sad? Tell me quickly."

Xue Dasha's eyes were as wide as copper bells, his face flushed red, he was stunned for a long time, and then he almost roared to complete the last sentence, "My daughter is sad... the big horse monkey has turned into a big turtle!"

Everyone present, those holding spoons, chopsticks, and hand towels, all the things in their hands fell back to the table, and the whole person appeared demented, and then burst into laughter.

Jia Huan was the first to speak: "Are you putting together a four-piece suit for a bridal chamber? But what the hell is it that a big horse monkey turns into a big turtle?"

Jiang Yuhan had an indescribable expression: "A big horse monkey is a big horse monkey, and a big tortoise is a big tortoise. If a big turtle can't become a big horse monkey, how can a big horse monkey be a big tortoise."

Jia Huan couldn't help giving a thumbs up: "As expected of Qiguan, this rap is very professional."

Jiang Yuhan: "..."

Xue Dasha said eloquently: "What are you laughing at? Where did I say it wrong? It is already very worrying for a good bride to marry a big horse monkey, but looking back, even the horse monkey man is an illusion, but it turns out He's a bastard, you say it's sad or not."

Everyone couldn't straighten up laughing because of this explanation, and they all said: "What you said is really reasonable, the wine order is over, it's time to listen to your singing."

Xue Dasha nodded, held up a chopstick and tapped the plate to accompany, and opened his voice following the ding: "A mosquito is humming, two flies are buzzing, and three crickets are buzzing.呿呿呿呿呿呿呿, four grasshoppers gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo