famous first flash marriage

"Ah!! What are you doing?!" Ji Xiaoru was taken aback, struggling wildly in Pei Yuancheng's arms.

"Be honest! Don't fucking move around!!" Pei Yuancheng said in a vicious voice.

"What on earth are you going to do?" No matter how fierce Ji Xiaoru looks on the surface, she is still a woman.

"Take you to the hospital! If you dare to move again, I'll throw you here!" Pei Yuancheng said with the last patience.

As soon as these words came out, Ji Xiaoru finally calmed down.

In the eyes of the people who were happy to hear and see all kinds of gossip, Pei Yuancheng carried Ji Xiaoru into the car.

"Are you satisfied?" Pei Yuancheng said angrily while driving.

"What makes me satisfied?" Ji Xiaoru wondered.

"Pengci'er succeeded, are you still not satisfied?" Pei Yuancheng said with a white look at Ji Xiaoru.

"Pengcier?" Ji Xiaoru said speechlessly, "Are you sick? Who touched Cier?"

"Whoever touches porcelain will know," Pei Yuancheng said with a cold snort, "There is nothing to pretend, and the skin is really thick."

"Pei Yuancheng! Do you want to show some face? When I passed, it was a green light! Do you understand if the red light stops and the green light goes?" Ji Xiaoru almost collapsed.What kind of shit luck is she having?I run into this scum every time!
"Oh? You were given the green light when you passed by. What evidence do you have?" Pei Yuancheng asked.

"Evidence? You go with me to the traffic police brigade to adjust the surveillance, dare you? If you have the guts, come with me!" Ji Xiaoru said with a sneer.

"I don't have time to waste time with you." Pei Yuancheng said.

It's not that he didn't dare, it's that he was still thinking about Cheng Lie's entrustment to him. Although Tang Xiao's tone when he called Tang Xiao just now, it seemed that she was fine, but he still went over to confirm the matter in person. Good trip.

It happened that Ji Xiaoru got into trouble again.

I can only blame myself for being a little behind.

"Hmph, you're guilty of guilt if you dare not go!" Ji Xiaoru said firmly.

"I'm too lazy to talk to you." Pei Yuancheng said speechlessly.

Seeing that Pei Yuancheng died down, Ji Xiaoru took out her mobile phone from her bag and called Tang Xiao.

"Hello? Smile, let me tell you, I planned to go to see you, but I met a pervert + psychopath on the way, bumped into me and said that I was Pangci, do you think he has a hole in his head? " Ji Xiaoru complained to Tang Xiao depressedly.

As soon as Tang Xiao heard that Ji Xiaoru had been hit, he stood up anxiously and said, "Where are you, Xiaoru? I'll go and see you."

"Don't, don't, you still have a fever, take a good rest at home and smile, if I see you after the leg injury is not serious, I'm fine, don't worry." Ji Xiaoru comforted Tang Xiao.

"Well then, Xiaoru, if you have anything, you must remember to contact me. By the way, did that pervert do anything to you?" Tang Xiao asked worriedly.

"No," Ji Xiaoru glanced at Pei Yuancheng, and said, "You've seen that pervert before, the one in the coffee shop last time..."

"Ah?" Tang Xiao was stunned for a moment, "You don't mean Pei Yuancheng, do you? He bumped you?"

"Well, it's him." Ji Xiaoru said.

Tang Xiao thought it was such a coincidence... couldn't help but said, "You and Pei Yuancheng are really destined."

"Come on! This kind of pervert and narcissist, I don't want to meet a second time in my life!"

Ji Xiaoru complained a lot with Tang Xiao, and finally hung up the phone.

After Ji Xiaoru hung up the phone, Pei Yuancheng, who was listening the whole time, said contemptuously: "It seems that no man wants a single dog like you."

Ji Xiaoru didn't expect this guy to be provocative again, and said angrily, "Whether I have a boyfriend is none of your business? Even if a scumbag like you has slept with as many women as you like? There won't be a woman at all." I really love you!"

After hearing this, Pei Yuancheng didn't move for a long time. Just when Ji Xiaoru wondered whether what he said had hurt Pei Yuancheng's heart too seriously, he heard him say in an extremely disdainful tone: "What is love? Can it be eaten? "

Ji Xiaoru was stunned for a while, and unexpectedly replied: "Love is something that can make people happy and warm."

"Come on." Pei Yuancheng snorted coldly, "Love has long been lost in this world."

"I don't think so," Ji Xiaoru said, "I've never eaten pork, but I've seen pigs run."

Pei Yuancheng shook his head and said, "That's because all you see is superficial love. Since it's superficial and impure, how can it be called love?"

Ji Xiaoru didn't understand why this cheap-mouthed and bad-tempered guy suddenly became so serious. She wanted to ridicule him a few more words, but just looking at his suddenly quiet side face like this, she didn't know what would hurt him. Why can't I say it out.

Maybe... it's because this guy has a rather deceptive face.

Ji Xiaoru was very unwilling to admit this, but she had to admit that Pei Yuancheng was really pretty when he was not talking.

If this guy is a dumb guy, he might be a lot more popular, and maybe even attract more women to love him.

Thinking of this, Ji Xiaoru couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"What are you laughing at?" Pei Yuancheng asked Ji Xiaoru with a white look.

"I laughed at me, it's none of your business." Ji Xiaoru said bluntly.

"Ji Xiaoru——Your name is Ji Xiaoru, right?" Pei Yuancheng asked.

"My sister's name is Ji Xiaoru, what's the matter?" Ji Xiaoru asked back.

"Ji Xiaoru, Ji Xiaoru," Pei Yuancheng glanced at her, sighed and said, "Judging from my son's countless experience in reading girls, your looks are actually not bad, and you can barely rank in the upper middle class after tidying up. , but do you know why you have been single?"

Ji Xiaoru remained silent, wishing to beat Pei Yuancheng violently.

This guy is really cheap, which pot can't be opened and which pot can be lifted!Why are there so many people in the world?How did he survive until now instead of being beaten to death halfway?

"Your biggest problem is that you are not feminine. Look, which woman is like you? You have a loud voice and a hot temper. Men are scared away when they see a woman like you. Who would dare to fall in love with you? "Pei Yuancheng said in a tone of hating iron but not steel.

"Whether I am feminine or not is none of your business." Ji Xiaoru said unhappily.

"It's really none of my business." Pei Yuancheng shook his head and said, "It's all my fault for being too kind, tsk, I really can't understand old maids..."

"Pei Yuancheng, go eat shit!!!" Ji Xiaoru couldn't take it anymore, picked up the bag and threw it on Pei Yuancheng's head.

Pei Yuancheng's sight was blocked, he slammed on the brakes, and hit his head on the steering wheel.

Ji Xiaoru was fine, because sitting in the co-driver's seat, she was not affected by anything other than sprinting forward.

Pei Yuancheng raised his head while rubbing his forehead, and turned to look at Ji Xiaoru.

Ji Xiaoru shrinks back subconsciously, feeling that Pei Yuancheng's eyes are full of murderous intent...

"Pei Yuancheng, what do you want to do?" Ji Xiaoru asked vigilantly.

"I didn't want to do anything." Pei Yuancheng stretched out an arm, "Bidong—" framed Ji Xiaoru in his arms.

Ji Xiaoru leaned her back against the car door with a frightened expression on her face.

Pei Yuancheng got closer and closer, so close that Ji Xiaoru could clearly see Pei Yuancheng's fine skin with zero pores, and a small tear mole under the corner of his eye.

It is said that people with tear moles are very affectionate... But this guy doesn't look like it?
It's obviously promiscuous and fickle...

Ji Xiaoru was slandering, when she suddenly felt a big hand pressing on the top of her head.

Immediately afterwards, Pei Yuancheng used both hands to mess/rub the top of her head...

Ji Xiaoru's head was ravaged by Pei Yuancheng like a piece of dough, and she was dizzy. When she came back to her senses, Pei Yuancheng had burst into laughter beside her.

Ji Xiaoru leaned over to the front-view mirror to look in the mirror, and was "surprised" to find that her head had become a standard large bird's nest...

"Pei Yuancheng! You're dead-dead." Ji Xiaoru said every single word, and moved towards Pei Yuancheng.

Pei Yuancheng had an indifferent expression: "Come on, whatever you want, I have short hair anyway~~"

"Really?" Ji Xiaoru said "hey" twice, and suddenly shot like lightning, and inserted the fingers of both hands into Pei Yuancheng's armpits!

Pei Yuancheng was stunned—with ten of his brains, he would never have imagined that Ji Xiaoru, as an adult woman, would do this to a man!

In the next second, he experienced a kind of itch...

"Ji Xiaoru...hahahahahahahahaha...you hurry up...hahahahaha...stop...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."

"Hmph, do you want me to let you go? Dreaming!"

"Hahahahahahahahahaha... I'm dying... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."

"Hahaha, you can enjoy your sister Xiaoru's family heirloom Yiyang Finger!" Ji Xiaoru smiled triumphantly.

Pei Yuancheng was so scratched by Ji Xiaoru that he almost went crazy, half of his body fell under the chair, and his face turned red from laughing.

“Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

"Stop pretending...You have a bad heart? I think you have a bad heart!" Ji Xiaoru said.

"Hahahahahahaha... I didn't lie to you...you hahahahahaha...don't let go...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Ha ha……"

Ji Xiaoru used "Yiyang Finger" continuously, causing the arrogant Pei Yuancheng to soften to the ground. He originally planned to let this guy suffer for a while, but gradually, he found that something was wrong with Pei Yuancheng.

Ji Xiaoru stopped, bent down and looked at Pei Yuancheng, whose body was half on the ground, in a very awkward posture: "Hey, are you okay?"

Pei Yuancheng lay there with his face sideways, his eyes half closed, his eyes turned white when he looked closely, and he covered his chest with one hand, his heart seemed to be heaving violently.

Ji Xiaoru was a little scared, and hurriedly patted Pei Yuancheng's face: "Are you okay? You won't really... have some terminal illness?"

Pei Yuancheng still maintained that posture and remained motionless. Ji Xiaoru remembered the scene of a heart attack in a TV series. It seems that a heart attack would be dangerous?

Ji Xiaoru tried to give Pei Yuancheng chest compressions, but Pei Yuancheng still didn't respond.Ji Xiaoru looked at Pei Yuancheng's slightly parted white lips, gritted his teeth and decided to give Pei Yuancheng artificial respiration...

Ji Xiaoru looked closely at Pei Yuancheng. For some reason, she felt an indescribable feeling in her heart. She forced herself to calm down, and slowly approached Pei Yuancheng's lips.

His lips were cool and soft, Ji Xiaoru took a deep breath, and then exhaled into Pei Yuancheng's mouth.

After doing this for a while, Ji Xiaoru was wondering why Pei Yuancheng still didn't respond, when he suddenly felt a pain in his lower lip, and when he looked again, it turned out that Pei Yuancheng had bitten him.

Ji Xiaoru's eyes widened in astonishment.

Soon, Pei Yuancheng let go of her, licked her lips with his tongue, and then a sly smile appeared in his eyes: "An old maid with no experience in love is easy to deceive."

"..." Ji Xiaoru had mixed feelings in her heart.

Pei Yuancheng got up with his hands on the ground, sat back in the driver's seat, shrugged and said, "Don't make a sad face, it's not pretty."

Ji Xiaoru stared at his side face, and said slowly: "Are you real or fake just now?"

"What is real and what is fake?" Pei Yuancheng said with a casual smile.

"You said you have a bad heart, is it true or not?" Ji Xiaoru didn't know what was going on, and she was most concerned about this issue.

Ji Xiaoru, are you stupid, shouldn't you ask him why he kissed himself?

"Of course I lied to you." Pei Yuancheng shook his head and said, "It seems that you are not only unfeminine, but also not very smart."

Ji Xiaoru said: "It seems that you are not only cheap, but also very insidious and cunning."

Pei Yuancheng continued to drive towards the hospital, and he didn't care when he heard Ji Xiaoru scolding him: "Didn't it take so long to come to this conclusion? Didn't you know it the first time you saw me?"

Ji Xiaoru thought for a while and said, "That's right. It seems that your only advantage is that you are quite self-aware."

Pei Yuancheng smiled and said, "Thank you for the compliment."

Soon after arriving at the hospital, Pei Yuancheng parked the car and opened the door, letting Ji Xiaoru get down by himself. Ji Xiaoru glared at him and said, "Are you going to let me jump in with one leg?"

"Otherwise?" Pei Yuancheng said as a matter of course: "You broke a leg, but you didn't break a leg. Do you still want to enjoy the treatment of the disabled?"

"..." Ji Xiaoru was speechless for a while.

Pei Yuancheng stretched out a hand and pulled Ji Xiaoru out of the car.Then he strode ahead and put Ji Xiaoru down.

Ji Xiaoru had no choice but to follow Pei Yuancheng's ass pitifully and hopped on one leg. Coupled with her hair that was messed up like a bird's nest, Ji Xiaoru's return rate was [-]%.

After jumping a few steps, Ji Xiaoru couldn't move anymore, so she just stood there and shouted at Pei Yuancheng's back: "Pei Yuancheng, you heartless, hurry up and help me!"

Pei Yuancheng pretended not to hear, and continued to walk forward.Ji Xiaoru was angry and impatient, and saw a man with his wife for a pregnancy test beside him, so he had an idea and shouted: "Pei Yuancheng! I'm still pregnant with your child! Now I broke my leg because of work! How can you Leave us mother and son alone like this! You heartless—”

"Shut up!" Before Ji Xiaoru finished shouting, Pei Yuancheng quickly turned back and covered Ji Xiaoru's mouth, "You are really shameless woman."

"That's better than some men being heartless." Ji Xiaoru countered.

Pei Yuancheng had nothing to do with Ji Xiaoru, so he put one arm around his neck and the other around his legs, and hugged him horizontally: "Are you satisfied now? Auntie."

Ji Xiaoru made an opinion: "Go steadily."

Pei Yuancheng said speechlessly: "You think I don't want to? Isn't it all because you are too heavy."

Ji Xiaoru said unconvinced: "Where am I heavy? I'm 169 and I'm just over a hundred catties. How heavy is it?"

Pei Yuancheng said: "You have a high density. I think you grew up on pig feed, right?"

"It's better than growing up eating shit." Ji Xiaoru said angrily.

Pei Yuancheng was so angry that he wanted to throw Ji Xiaoru down: "You can't save Ji Xiaoru."

Ji Xiaoru said, "Talk like you are very helpful."

Pei Yuancheng said disapprovingly: "I'm a man, it doesn't matter if I'm scum. You're a woman, and you won't be popular after thirty. You can stop crying then."

Ji Xiaoru said, "It's none of your business."

077. I'm not her husband

In the ward, while helping Ji Xiaoru with medicine, the doctor told Pei Yuancheng: "When you go back, remember to help your daughter-in-law with medicine every day, and let her take anti-inflammatory medicine on time, so as not to have a fever..."

"Doctor, you made a mistake. I'm not her husband. Just tell her yourself." Pei Yuancheng said coldly.

"Ah? Didn't you bring her in just now?" The doctor looked suspiciously at Ji Xiaoru, then at Pei Yuancheng, then smiled clearly and said, "Is the young couple at odds? You young people just like it." Tossing, but fighting at the head of the bed and fighting at the end of the bed, the one who should give in is still to give in, everything will be happy with family harmony..."

"You misunderstood, I really have nothing to do with this woman." Pei Yuancheng said with a cold face completely uncooperative, "The reason why I brought her in was because of my bravery."

"Ah?" The doctor glanced suspiciously at Pei Yuancheng, as if he couldn't believe it.

Pei Yuancheng said solemnly: "You don't have to doubt, there are people like me who are more beautiful in the world. I am the contemporary Lei Feng."

"..."

"Ouch..." Ji Xiaoru couldn't listen any longer, and said with a vomited expression, "You're so stinking there. Don't you blush?"

"What's there to blush, I'm telling the truth." Pei Yuancheng said calmly.

Ji Xiaoru turned her head and said to the doctor: "This man has a brain problem, don't listen to him. In fact, this psychopath hit me with a car and wanted to leave, but I stopped him."

"You are so bloody and spitting, obviously you want to touch porcelain. I saved you regardless of the past." Pei Yuancheng corrected.

"Hehe, look at your face, does it look like the kind of person who does good deeds?" Ji Xiaoru looked contemptuous.

"At least it's more like you." Pei Yuancheng pointed at Ji Xiaoru's messy golden-haired lion-like hair with distaste, "Doctor, this person ran away from a mental hospital. I rescued her with good intentions, but she even framed her I'm really irrational."