Sick Wife's Pet Manual

Punishment measures for the militarized devil training camp:
1. "Swallow alive" eating earthworm
2. "To make matters worse" the brave is tasteless

3. "Thrilling jump" is fearless and fearless

4. "Phoenix Nirvana" Fire Circle Rebirth

5. "Strength can carry the tripod" to suppress the three armies
6. "Abreast" ducks carry wood
I remember that they lived very full and tired every day at that time.

So every time she is tired and hurts, she usually sleeps beautifully in class.

"Hey……"

When Bufu heard Xiangqi's words, he couldn't stop cursing, and finally he could only sigh a long time, reach out to touch Xiangqi's head and said, "You can't do this in the future."

"Hmm... Is academic qualifications really that important? I feel that if I live in Yuncheng, I will never need academic qualifications in my life?"

Xiangqi pursed her mouth, and nodded thoughtfully.

"But now in the capital city, if you want to become an outstanding person, you can gain capital in various industries. Education is a very important bridge for you."

"Oh……"

Xiangqi said that she couldn't refute it.

Because of her elder sister and elder brother, each of them has a much higher educational background than her.

In the entire orphanage, she was the only magical animal with the worst grades. Hey, now that I think about it, with Bufu who is so excellent and invincible, I would feel a little inferior...

So both sides fell into deep thought...

At this time, the food came.

The quiet atmosphere was suddenly broken by a sweet and soft milk voice, "Brother, brother, do you have a lighter? I'm going to use it to light a cigarette!"

A little furry boy came from nowhere.

But being asked by a child, he looked at the four or five-year-old girl in front of him, who was only four or five years old, and was holding the corner of his clothes with one hand, and looked at him with cute eyes that were very steady. .

This little girl is really very beautiful, so cute that people want to take it away and never give it back!

Small and thin, she was wearing a beautiful light-colored princess gauze dress, and her light golden and nearly white hair was scattered on her shoulders, like the sun's rays blowing in the wind.

Her hair, of a lively, vivid, platinum color, was the most beautiful part of her being, and her brown eyes shone like topaz dug out of the earth.

Her hair is still the same, as if it was curled with a curling iron, and it was naturally permed like blossoming waves. She is a cute little baby with a foreign flavor.

The corner of his eye twitched.

Such a young child needs to smoke?
How did this parent educate him? It's so outrageous?
But where did she sneak in as a child?
Remember that the security work of this store is good?
No matter how she came in, she has already come in. This little girl looks like a child of a rich family. She probably got lost by running out of her seat to play, so she came here, right?
So he could only shake his head at the little girl, "No."

And the little girl frowned, and looked at Bufu suspiciously, "Then little brother, you don't have a lighter, how did you light my heart?"

Xiangqi Petrochemical...

Not attached: "..."

Growing up so big, is it the first time he has been teased by a four or five year old girl?

"Hey, little sister, he's got his name, don't flirt!"

Xiangqi immediately stood up to signal her sovereignty, her voice a little anxious.

And the little girl seemed to be frightened, she hid behind Bufu in fear, and said in a soft voice: "Miss sister, can you stop hitting me?"

When the little girl spoke, that frightened voice shook her unattached arms.

Xiangqi paused and said speechlessly, "I didn't hit you, so don't put a hat on my head, okay?"

"Then little brother, will you hit me?"

Beside the innocent face of the little girl, she asked without any calculation.

"If it's not enough of a reason to beat you, I won't beat you."

"But little brother, you obviously touched my heart?"

The little girl's cunning words, I don't know who taught her the rhetoric, are all the little kids so awesome nowadays?
Talking one after another, love words plus local love words, one basket after another is sold as if they don't want money!
And she was still like a playwright, when she was talking, she was covering her heart, and she said exaggeratedly with an intoxicated look on her face.

And Xiangqi was speechless...

Not attached: "..."

"Your illegitimate daughter? Or a pocket fan?"

Xiangqi turned a blind eye.

"...I've been single for 23 years, do you think I can separate my cells to give birth to one?"

His body has been clean up to now, and he is as guarded as a jade, ok?

He has been starting a business, how can he have time to take care of his children?He puts his career first, and he treats the women around him as the same sex, and he never thinks anything wrong!
And the little girl who was standing unattached, her lively and round eyes rolled, she pointed to herself, "I'm his little princess, not an illegitimate daughter!"

"Didn't you say that I am your only princess? Why? You still use this sentence to pick up an underage child?"

Xiangqi looked disgusted.

"I do not know her."

He directly vetoed without attaching, with a constipated expression on his face.

"What's your name? Little girl?"

Xiangqi didn't want to pay attention to this old man who was always courting flowers and butterflies. With a friendly smile on her lips, she asked the little girl under the table.

"Lulu, my name is Lulu." She replied childishly.

"Then where did you come from, Lulu? If you disappear like this, your parents must be very worried about you?"

"No, I have a phone watch with a positioning function on it, and my brother can find me right away!"

"Uh...then who taught you such provocative words? Do you know that children are not allowed to say such words?"

"I say this to the little brothers I like, and I see good-looking little brothers, and I am a little princess with a lot of love, I can share my love with many little brothers I like, Miss Sister, would you like Learn about it?"

"You learned about the central air conditioner?"

"What central air-conditioning?" The little girl was a little puzzled, it was the first time she heard the word central air-conditioning.

And it was the first time I heard Bufu who didn't speak at the side.

"The description of "central air-conditioning" may also be a derogatory term with a slight compliment. It means that you are not specific enough for men, that is, you love one another, and you are very carefree. This is a wrong behavior and very irresponsible. , although you may be a very nice person, very warm, very flirtatious and comfortable, but you have taken care of too many people, giving people a feeling of promiscuity."

Xiangqi is in the society of Yuncheng, but she has seen many such unruly women, especially those who like to make up to seduce men, who are not very old, and some are underage.

"Miss sister, you are lying, Lulu is not some kind of amorous little princess!" Miss Lulu was impatient.

And Lulu and Xiangqi only looked at each other for half a second, and little Lulu felt that Xiangqi had seen through her own thoughts, lowered her head guiltyly, and said falteringly: "Lulu treats every little brother like you." I like it very much."

"Stop, don't explain, little sister."

Xiangqi smiled slightly.

"I"

Lulu blinked her big and round eyes, and asked childishly: "Then Miss Sister, you know me so well, so you are also the central air conditioner in your mouth?"

This little girl's inference is really neat!

"Haha, you're really smart, but you guessed wrong, I'm not a central air conditioner." Xiangqi found that this little girl was quite interesting, so she wanted to tease her.

"Then what are you?"

Sure enough, this little girl took the bait!

"I'm a scumbag." As she said that, Xiangqi folded her arms and squinted her eyes, making her smile brighter and brighter.

"Scumbag, little sister, what is a scumbag?"

"Scum girls are divided into seven levels:

First-class scumbag girl: She only plays with men on emotionally ambiguous topics, all kinds of teasing, but does not confirm the relationship between the two.

Level [-] scum girl: Just like the central air conditioner mentioned earlier, you are definitely not the only boy/little brother who flirts with me.

Level 18 scumbag girl: Having sex with you, such as kissing and hugging or [-] banned, but the relationship is not confirmed.

Level 18 scum girl: I have a boyfriend or fiance, and even kiss and hug or [-] banned things with you.

Level 18 scum girl: Has a boyfriend, and has kissing and hugging or [-]-banned things with you and a lot of handsome little brothers.

Sixth-level scumbag girl: has a boyfriend, and has kissing and hugging or 18-banned things with you and a lot of handsome little brothers, even your best friend, and at the same time, you don't know about it.

Seventh-level scum girl: spend the money you earn, and then raise all the little brothers I like, commonly known as the woman who owns the entire sea! "

Looking at Xiangqi who spoke very seriously, her face was full of black lines, and Lulu next to her was also confused by what she said.

"And the representative mantra of a scumbag is: Don't call me a scumbag anymore, I just have a lot of broken hearts, different pieces fell in love with different people, so I'm not a scumbag, I just have a heart The world just wants to give every boy happiness. It is my ability to cast the net, and it is your honor to collect the net; or some domineering scumbags will say: Green, what's wrong with you, my other boyfriends didn't say anything, just you There are many things, you should do it yourself, after all, my kindness to you is limited, after all, you can catch the king of fish and be called the emperor of the sea."

The corner of his mouth twitched slightly, "..., Siyi, where did you learn these things?? You are still here to teach bad children! Write it in the form of self-criticism when you get home!"

"??? I'm just playing around with her, okay? Besides, what capital do I have to be a scumbag? I heard it from my friends too!" Xiangqi wanted to write a self-criticism when she heard that, hopelessly, she thought After thinking about it, he made a nonsense casually.

In fact, she was really a scum girl before, but her scum was limited to being a little water ghost, and she couldn't become a woman who owns the whole sea. After all, she can have as many boys as a class, If she lacks a boyfriend, these younger brothers can make up the number if they occasionally have good-looking ones!
"Break her relationship immediately, and teach you badly!"

Don't be attached to and don't like this kind of cronies.

I can’t help with serious things, and I always mislead others, teach others bad things, and friends who are harmful to me. If you don’t stop making friends, can you still keep them for the New Year?
"But."

"Ok?" 
With a sound of "hum", his sinister gaze made Xiangqi beside him tremble, and he seemed very dissatisfied with her rebuttal.

So Xiangqi had no choice but to compromise: "I haven't contacted her since I came here, so please rest assured, I won't be taught badly!"

"Does the young lady know what a scumbag looks like? Lulu really wants to know~"

Lulu widened her big round eyes, and she asked Xiangqi curiously.

"There are too many scumbags!"

Xiangqi thought of those women in the past, often discussing the topic of scumbags in front of her, many of which revolved around how scumbags are, and also assigned many levels to those scumbags. A woman of all battles!
"Miss, tell Lulu quickly, Lulu really wants to know!"

Little Lulu seems to be very interested in this kind of topic. It's not that the whole family doesn't go into the house. Her hobbies are here. She can be so good at teasing at a young age. She must be a very sophisticated little girl. Water ghost, I really don't know who her parents are, but they can raise their daughter into such a little flirtatious girl!

Fairy family, mortals wait and see.

"No, you're too young, you don't want to know!" As she spoke, Xiangqi's eyes were normal when she saw that the eyes were not attached, and she smiled flatteringly at him.