Sick Wife's Pet Manual

Little Lulu seems to be very interested in this kind of topic. It's not that the whole family doesn't go into the house. Her hobbies are here. She can be so good at teasing at a young age. She must be a very sophisticated little girl. Water ghost, I really don't know who her parents are, but they can raise their daughter into such a little flirtatious girl!

Fairy family, mortals wait and see.

"No, you're too young to know!"

Saying that, Xiangqi's eyes were normal when she saw that the eyes were not attached, and she smiled flatteringly at him.

"No, Lulu wants to know!"

Lulu protested.

"Why do children know so much, go back to your parents, my sister can help you (〃'▽'〃)." Xiangqi changed the subject, and she looked at the little girl with a little softer eyes.

"No need, as long as you tell Lulu the number of scumbags, Lulu will ask my brother to pay the bill for you. Lulu invited you to give a lecture!"

"Yo huh?" Such a bold child?Sure enough, it's the son of a rich family, who doesn't take a breath when talking and spending money?
And Lulu squinted her lovely light brown eyes, and looked up at Xiangqi who was sitting in the wheelchair with great enthusiasm, and Bufu quietly accompanied her, and the atmosphere suddenly became quiet.

After a long time, little Lulu, who hadn't heard Xiangqi's reply, couldn't help but said, "Miss Sister, just talk to Lulu~"

"Less? You see this?"

Xiangqi is not attached to asking for help, if he forbids her to speak, she will never speak!
"Let's talk, I just want to hear it too." Bufu said something surprisingly.

"Are you sure you want to listen instead of asking me to go home and copy things?"

Xiangqi looked a little excited.

With slightly blue eyes, she looked sideways at Bufu beside him in surprise, and saw that his fair face was tinged with blush because of what she said just now, as if he was holding back a smile, and the corners of his mouth were curved. bent.

With the tips of his fingers, he raised his arm and pinched her cheek.

"Don't get excited, I really want to hear your nonsense, it's actually quite novel."

"is it?"

"After all, the little girl invites you to dinner."

His rare smile, with a little weirdness?
He has a weird side even if he is not attached?
The boy is really as my sister said, it is really a very magical animal.

They can be glamorous, indifferent, indifferent, aloof, arrogant, paranoid, lonely, cold, introverted, upright, mature, independent, serious, and stable.

You can also be extroverted, kind, cheerful, lively, active, relaxed, happy, enthusiastic, amiable, open-minded, and forthright.

Full of changeable personality types.

"So, you are for that meal?"

Come on, are you the kind of person who pays for food?

The corner of Xiangqi's mouth twitched, "This is what you asked me to say, don't spoil me and teach kids bad!"

The reminders and warnings in her words were ignored without blinking her eyes.

"...Well, you say."

No nod attached.

"Okay, then I will give you a popular science on the ninth level of a scumbag."

"it is good!"

Lulu suddenly became interested, and she smiled very cutely.

"Level [-] scumbag: In his dictionary, the word responsibility does not exist.

Scumbag Level [-]: In addition to playing with you, he also has sex with other girls.

The third level of scumbags: When encountering problems, they don’t want to solve them. If they disagree with each other, they will engage in violence, and then they may beat you and women.

Level [-] scumbag: He said that he likes you, treats you well, and so on. They are just games. Their level [-] is to live in the present and not talk about the long-term future with you. For the bright future between you, he has nothing to say Never thought about it.

Scumbag Level [-]: You think he is true love, your Romeo, your Jack, and your Prince Charming in this life. Let me tell you, you are dreaming, it is impossible not to exist!

In the eyes of fifth-level scumbags, you are just a toy, just a toy to relieve the boredom they were in at the time, a kind of toy to vent. If they are bored, they treat you better, coax you to comfort you, and treat you like a little princess.

And when a fifth-level scumbag meets a girl who is better than you, more difficult to flirt with than you and attractive to him, he will have the courage to dump you and go to another girl again.

In fact, just one sentence, you treat him as true love, but he treats you as a game, and all the chats with you are ambiguous, and all the vows are all nonsense, and he has never taken it seriously.

And the sixth-level scumbag is interesting.

They are the kind of selfish people who only consider their own feelings and their emotions at the time, and they don't understand your man at all.

And they themselves have a sense of superiority. No matter what he did wrong, and he didn't talk to you in a cold war, you should apologize first, not him.

So, if you meet this kind of scumbag, break up with him, because like some women, he will have small emotions and need to be coaxed and accommodated 24 hours a day. We are not his mother, so why should we obey him in everything, right? "

"Correct!"

Lulu didn't care whether she understood or not, she said the word "brother" very seriously.

She found that she really liked listening to these things said by the big sister in front of her. They were novel and interesting, and they were some strange words that she had never heard before.

It's much more interesting than the things she thought about on the Internet, "sultry words, cute words, how to make people remember her and like her"!
"I'm not a scumbag."

"..."

Xiangqi raised her head, seeing the pampering eyes of her adopter, she couldn't help smiling, "Yeah."

"I have been good to you, and I will treat you better in the future."

"...(д)???"

Hearing Bufu's sudden sweet words, a look of embarrassment flashed in Xiangqi's eyes, and she agreed indiscriminately, "I see, you are not a scumbag, you are peerless, the best man among all men in the world..."

"No, I'm just doing what I think is right, so I'll treat you well, no scum."

As he spoke, his big hand stroked Xiangqi's somewhat messy hair.

"Well, it feels good."

As for Xiangqi's unattached actions, Xiangqi has long been used to it.

She still couldn't figure out his thoughts with Bufu's deep eyes.

But listening to the silly and cute words that are serious but not attached, Xiangqi was taken aback for a moment, and then laughed. The tiredness when she spoke just now disappeared immediately, and her whole body exuded a pleasant atmosphere.

"Hahaha!"

Xiangqi laughed a little wildly.

She opened her mouth wide at Bufu and burst out laughing, seeing that Bufu was so funny and embarrassing, so she said in a dissatisfied voice, "Don't laugh, I'm serious before I talk."

"I'm serious too."

Xiangqi laughed.

The corners of her rosy lips curled into a smile, and she looked out of the window, as if she could see Yuncheng on the other side of Qiongdu City through the blue sky.

"Sister, then go ahead and talk about it, so you're talking about the sixth type of scumbag?"

"Well, you go on, I want to finish listening."

The low-pitched voice carried a bit of a smile. The big and small, with curious eyes and wanting to continue listening, suddenly felt a little cute, like a big and a small child, listening to the teacher with endless interest. lecture.

And Xiangqi smiled a little, she thought about what those little girls said before, and concluded: "Okay, then I will talk about the seventh type of scumbag."

"The seventh type of scumbag is the central air conditioner like a scumbag girl, who can send warmth or coldness at will, and is equally good to everyone. When you think she is very good to you and makes you think that he likes you, in fact, he treats you very well. Everyone around him is equally good, equally gentle, equally caring, equally considerate, and equally scumbag."

Xiangqi smiled awkwardly, and then went on to say: "To sum it up in one sentence."

"While he is very warm to you, he is also the same to others. If you are the girlfriend of this kind of man, then I will mourn for you first, because he may never have loved you, but he just forgot to say goodbye to you. .”

As Xiangqi talked, her feet in the wheelchair were dangling in the air, and the feeling of her legs hanging in the air made her squint her eyes comfortably, and her curled eyelashes shone charmingly under the refraction of the sunlight from the window .

"Hmm, what about the eighth type of scumbag?"

Seeing Little Lulu's eager eyes, Xiangqi sneered, "If you didn't look so much like the angel in the western murals, I would think you are a little witch?"

"I am the little angel of the West. I am proficient in French, British, Chinese, and American languages! I am a smart little angel!"

"Uh..." In fact, Xiangqi's praise of this little girl just now was just to be polite.

After listening to Lulu's words, the corners of her mouth trembled, and she couldn't laugh or cry for a while.

This little Guliang who can't use height to judge EQ in front of him really has a big brain hole!
"Actually, besides being an angel, I am also a princess. Please call me Your Highness the Princess!"

Lulu's bright eyes sparkled with a smile, and her playful voice made it hard to dislike her.

"Okay, you cutest little princess!"

Xiangqi said with a smile, Aunt Lulu's familiar appearance gave her a headache~
Although this child is arrogant and noble, she really likes this kind of little princess from a rich family who has personality but doesn't want to be.

If she were her younger sister, she would definitely like her very much and spoil her!

"So what does the seventh type of scumbag look like? Young lady?"

Lulu asked with a bright smile on her face.

Her brown, amber-yellow eyes, as if condensed for thousands of years, coupled with her long and thick eyelashes with light brown and black, are so cute that they explode!
"Is that why you want to know the eighth type of scumbag? Do you understand the seven types of scumbag I mentioned earlier?"

Xiangqi raised her brows lightly, jokingly said.

"Of course! Lulu is so smart, Miss Sister, Lulu has memorized everything you said just now!"

Grandma Lulu's fierce voice is going to kill a lot of girls who want to be mothers!
And the way little Lulu frowned is also very cute.

"Okay, the eighth type of scumbag is the kind of man who only flirts but doesn't distract himself. He can say a thousand words of I love you and I miss you in his mouth. He is the one who flirts with you in the end. He can't help himself. You are the one who is helpless, and you are the one who suffers.”

"And he will walk away as if nothing happened, and then slowly leave your world, wandering freely in the world of flowers and flowers, leaving you alone in pain."

Lulu's voice was a bit sentimental. She was a little girl with better understanding ability than her peers, "Then, isn't that girl very pitiful?"

"It's pitiful, isn't it? No one wants to meet this kind of scumbag, but who makes this kind of girl unlucky? I met a Neptune, and by the way, he was released into the sea to raise him."

Xiangqi smiled.

Speaking of this, Lulu was a little moved: "Then why did those scumbags do this? Girls are so cute...how could they have the heart to hurt them! This is too much!"

"Because of this type of scumbag, they are fresh, interesting, and have a strong desire to conquer and possess."

When Xiangqi was explaining, her eyes sank slightly, and her tightly pressed pink lips raised a shallow arc. She remembered that she had met such a man, but she hadn't contacted him for a long time.

As for Lulu, who is still young, she has never been exposed to these emotions, so she asked curiously: "What is the desire to conquer and possess?"
Xiangqi thought about it, and she explained according to what she thought in her heart: "emmm... just like you like something, if you can't get it, you will feel possessive in your heart, wanting it very, very much, and then when you After you have worked so hard to get it, you have fun playing it, and when you get tired of it, you just throw it aside and stop cherishing it, right?"

"..., right, I have a lot of Barbie dolls and small teddy bears in my house, but many people bought me better ones, and I would get tired of playing them and throw them aside. My current toys can be filled with two like It’s the same here, it’s a huge room!”