Sick Wife's Pet Manual

"Princess, you can also see the facts clearly. After all, the imagination is very beautiful, so good that the reality wants to slap you hard to make you remember. Don't think about things all day long. People are ugly. read."

"Uh, but Lulu is not ugly. Lulu's mommy is a famous beauty in the British royal family. Lulu looks like mommy too!" After hearing this sentence, Lulu was only slightly taken aback. She looked at Xiangqi suspiciously.

"So you don't need to study, just be your honorable princess." Xiangqi nodded, and then took a bite of the delicious western food on the table.

At this time, she put a piece of food with very delicious meat in her mouth. The taste is not greasy or smelly, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, the meat is delicious and has a unique flavor.

Immediately, Xiang Qi stretched her eyebrows and said, "What kind of meat is this? It's quite tender and not fishy?"

And Lulu next to her saw Xiangqi eating this piece of meat, she looked at Xiangqi's face and smiled slightly, and the corners of her lips curved slightly.

With her sweet dimples, she said mysteriously: "Miss sister, this is our secret fish meat. Eating it will have the effect of beautifying and nourishing the skin. Moreover, this meat is not available in the market. If you eat it and find it delicious, you can eat it." It will be very helpful to your body."

Xiangqi laughed: "Is it so amazing?"

What kind of meat can be so powerful, she can accept the reason that she can't buy it in the market, but this is the first time she has heard of the function of beauty and beauty?

Seeing Lulu's mysterious words, she turned her big black and white eyes, and turned to Xiangqi with a crisp voice: "Of course, this kind of meat is hard to come by. Not everyone can afford it, including Royalty."

"??? Such precious meat, what kind of meat is it? Whale or tiger shark??"

"Haha, miss, you just talked so much about scumbags and haven't finished yet? After you finish, Lulu will tell you what kind of meat it is~"

Little Lulu kept a close relationship with her.

However, this little princess Lulu is indeed smart and smart that her peers don't have. Although she speaks with a milky and immature childishness, the precocious aura exuding from her body is definitely not deceiving!

Does Xiangqi feel that Lulu's mental age at this time is at least 13 years old!
So she apologized and said with a smile: "Okay, anyway, we still have time when we are idle."

At least, now she can't forget the glass of water with a small amount of sleeping pills that Lulu gave her just now!

"Just now I talked about the top scumbag, let me think about it, I forgot where I was talking about?"

"Uh-huh~" Xiao Lulu said proudly 'huh-huh'.

"Well, hehe~"

Hearing this voice, Xiangqi turned her head back, smiled at Xiao Lulu, raised her eyebrows and said, "This top scumbag's words are too powerful, even if a man like them is a kid who has long been immune to low-level scumbags." Fairies will inevitably fall into their trap if they are a little careless, it can be said that they are scumbags who have become immortals, as long as they can't see any flaws in scumbags."

With question marks in Lulu's eyes, she looked at Xiangqi, who was talking beside her, who was working hard with a confused expression, and asked, "There are such powerful scumbags, have they all become immortals?"

"Well, what I said about becoming a fairy is just a metaphor. After all, their kind of men are the best among the scumbags who have reached immortality, so the best way to treat the top scumbags is to persuade them to fool around and don't talk to yourself. If you are in love, you want to harm the little girls from other families!"

Xiangqi thought for a while as she started, and then said solemnly:

"However, the top scumbags are powerful, but they are not considered kings at the top of the chain of contempt, and the most terrifying people on the road of love are actually those worthless men who catch you to death. He complains all day long, thinking that he has been abandoned by the world, but in fact the world has no time to talk to him at all!"

Thanks to Xiangqi, Xiangqi can say these hurtful words without frowning.

Xiangqi, who was about to be amused by her own humor, quickly coughed lightly to cover up her smile, looked at the serious little Lulu in front of her, and continued to explain:

"Their negative energy is overwhelming, and they may even vent their emotions on you at any time. Although they are usually good to you, especially during the few days when you are paid, they are often extraordinarily considerate, caring and gentle, but as long as there is a dispute , they will not be able to control their temper, and you will fight soft rice, domestic violence... They can be seen everywhere, they are simply the dead scum among scumbags - scumbags.

"As the old saying goes, it is a stinky and useless dung bug."

After finishing speaking, Lulu was also thinking about what to write.

Then she said in a soft voice:
"Lulu has never seen this kind of bug. Lulu is most afraid of bugs! It is the kind of invertebrate mollusk without bones. I remember that the teacher gave Lulu a silkworm from China at Lulu's birthday party last year. At that moment, I was disgusted when I saw that silkworm! Vomit!"

Seeing that Lulu spoke so seriously, with a disgusted expression on her face, her small face suddenly became serious.

After listening, Xiangqi asked, "Eh, then you threw it away, didn't you?"

"Actually not, haha"

Little Lulu smiled awkwardly, and finally said what she had been holding back in her heart for a long time: "Actually, that male teacher is so handsome, Lulu is not willing to throw it away (〃'▽'〃)!"

Hearing this sentence, Xiangqi's hand movements that were about to grab something to eat suddenly froze in the air.

There were three black lines across the corners of her eyes:
"So it's just because that teacher is handsome???" (_)? ?
"Forehead"

Little Lulu thought about it for a while, and after she finished thinking, she turned her head, was silent for a moment, and then said hesitantly: "Actually, that teacher is also tall, very good-looking, and Lulu likes her appearance and figure very much. How about taking a photo with him!"

As she said that, the little princess looked at Xiangqi with some embarrassment, and a rare blush appeared on her fair and pink face.

Xiang Qi, who was sitting on the side, pondered for a moment, "Is this so? (￣ω￣;)?"

Seeing her depressed look, she turned her big black eyes, and suddenly she said in a lost voice: "Yes, the teacher has a wife, but he looks really good-looking, I really envy his wife oh!!"

At this time, Xiangqi's expression and reply in her heart are like this: (;￢_￢) Ji——

Nympho girl, love one when you see one, love another when you see a couple, please don't grow up to harm cute little boys.
"So what happened to your silkworm in the end?" She continued along the way.

"Oh, that silkworm, Lulu named it Ugly, but it ate a lot and grew very fast, so when it grew up last year, Lulu became more and more disgusted with it ( ) , and then gave it to my brother to raise~"

Little Lulu said something she hated, but she watched her finish with a smile and rolled her eyes.

"emmm(-ι_-｀), what a happy ending"

Xiangqi twitched the corners of her mouth, and when she was about to ask her what else to do, Lulu interrupted her: "Then Ugly was eaten by brother's parrot, and finally the parrot ate something that shouldn't be eaten. I was taken to gastric lavage. How pathetic.”

When she said this, she was lying on the table, tilting her head and looking at Xiangqi as she spoke, and she looked a little downcast.

But after all, she is a little silkworm raised by herself. No matter how ugly she is, she still has feelings in it, and she will feel distressed.,,
But this magical turning point was simply a sudden coquettish operation, which blinded Xiangqi's 24k gold dog eyes!

Xiangqi was full of sympathy for the little silkworm and said, "Yes, ugly and ugly are so pitiful."

But Lulu, who heard Xiangqi's words, looked at her with a disgusted expression on her face and said, "Lulu is talking about that parrot, it's so pitiful. The thing that should be eaten is dead, it is the rarest parrot in the world!"

"(⊙—⊙)..."

Xiangqi couldn't help looking at the sky speechlessly, and stretched out her hand to pat her chest.

"I wipe??"

After listening to a series of words, she was momentarily at a loss for words, and reacted: "Oh? What brand of bird is it?"

"Pure-blooded purple-blue macaws are very rare!"

With a confused expression on her face, Xiangqi didn't have anything she wanted to know. She heheed and said: "Although I don't know what kind of bird it looks like, but I knew it was a rare treasure that I had never met before. , I said I can’t afford to climb high”

After all, rarity is the most precious thing, no wonder, a small silkworm with no value is more important than a bird in the noble and rare circle!
"But little sister, if the top scumbag is like this, Lulu feels that it can still be investigated. After all, Lulu doesn't like others to treat Lulu well and badly. He can change his mind twice as fast as turning the page. "Lulu said to Xiangqi in a crisp voice.

"That's why the last scumbag is the most powerful. The reason why they can win the championship of the scumbag despise chain is because they are very good at grasping the weak point of the girl's heart, and then immediately eat the other party to death. After causing harm, they first apologize sincerely with remorse, and then cry bitterly and say that they love you, look, how worthless is their love?"

Saying that, Xiangqi couldn't help sighing.

Lulu didn't quite understand the meaning of this sentence, and her eyes were full of doubts: "But we British men are very intimate with women's love or liking, or respect and greetings? L love Words like you can be seen everywhere???"

"But our country is different!"

When Xiangqi's words reached her lips, she stopped again, turned around, looked at the curious little Lulu, and said word by word:

"The ashes-level scumbag in our country is the kind who pretends to love you and gives you all kinds of care and comfort, making people almost forget that he did it in the first place. Because of love, and a little bit of the heart of the Virgin, Many soft-hearted girls will soon surrender obediently and surrender under the offensive of both soft and hard tactics by the ashes man, and even silently find reasons to excuse his excessive behavior, but the facts have proved that the mouth of a man is a deceitful ghost. Forgiveness is nothing more than being played around by the scumbag again, and the cycle goes on and on, and it is too difficult to get out."

Little Lulu tilted her head and asked puzzledly, "Is that so?"

"It's almost like this. When you really wake up like a dream, your body and mind are often scarred and you can't love others anymore, because you will be afraid of meeting this kind of scumbag again. , Disappointed and even desperate again.”

"Well, Lulu understands a little bit." The little princess nodded thoughtfully.

"It's enough to understand, so when you meet this kind of ashes man in the future, when you become a princess, once you find that something is wrong, don't say anything about the blacklist, that's the kingly way to save your life!"

"Huh?" Lulu nodded half-understanding.

"However, I have seen so many common tricks of scumbags in society. I still hope that when you are looking for the right man, you must remember to keep your eyes open. You must first see whether the other party is worth entrusting for life. A wolf in sheep's clothing!"

"Hmm, Lulu will work hard, right?" Although little Lulu had listened to Xiangqi's words, she still looked at Xiangqi with a confused expression.

Then she thought about her country in a blink of an eye, the family she had lived in for the longest time, and she and Xiangqi defended the men in her country:
"However, among the aristocrats in our UK, there is an aristocratic spirit!
Our aristocratic spirit is different from any other sense of mission. The nobility of our aristocratic spirit is to live cleanly, gracefully, and with dignity.We will not break our promises or use unscrupulous means for the sake of some immediate practical interests.

Sometimes it can be said that the aristocratic spirit has nothing to do with material conditions. "

"British people think that a real aristocratic gentleman is a truly noble person, upright, impartial, fearless, and even able to sacrifice himself for others. He is not only a person with honor, but also a person with conscience. In the words of French political scientist Tocqueville back then: the essence of aristocratic spirit is honor, so there are very few scumbags among our British men!"

After finishing speaking, little Lulu let go of her aura as a princess. She sat quietly opposite Xiangqi, watching Xiangqi eat lunch with her big amber brown eyes.

"That's enough, I'm done talking, so what kind of meat is this?"