Sick Wife's Pet Manual

"That's enough, I'm done talking, so what kind of meat is this?"

But when Xiangqi asked, Lulu didn't particularly want to answer directly.

Lulu changed the subject and said, "Since the young lady has told Lulu so many interesting things, then I will tell you the allusion to this meat, after all, this is a rare legend in the world~"

"What do you mean by that?"

Xiangqi was surprised.

Little Lulu blinked, and replied timidly, as if to test her, she asked, "Sister, have you ever heard of sharks?"

Xiangqi said that she didn't know the existence of this kind of creature, so she shook her head: "Merren? What is that?"

"Yerren, also known as Quanke." Lulu shook her head helplessly.

"It is a mysterious creature with a fishtail and a human body in the ancient myths and legends of your country. It is similar to the mermaid in our western mythology. What I read is an ancient book on Chinese mythology and literature, which was recorded in Ganbao's "Sou Shen Ji" : 'Beyond the South China Sea, there are sharks who live in the water like fish and never waste their weaving. Pearls can grow out of their eyes when they cry.'”

Speaking of the stories that Lulu is good at and the historical data in her head, her pair of slightly raised red phoenix eyes seem to be in high spirits.

"I'm sorry I didn't finish high school, and I didn't know about these weird things, hehe."

Xiangqi smiled belatedly, touched her head with the other paw, and said embarrassedly to Little Lulu, who was younger than her but knew a lot more than her.

"It doesn't matter, today Lulu is just telling Miss Sister about the allusion of the mermaid and the mermaid!" Little Lulu smiled uncontrollably.

It looks like this little princess is going to teach her a lesson in Western teaching? ? ?

Xiangqi hesitated for a moment and finally asked her: "But... I don't want to attend the class?"

"This is very important, you will definitely need it in the future!" Little Lulu said with a smile in an instant, her voice was a little low and mysterious.

"why"

Just as Xiangqi was about to ask why, Xiao Lulu interrupted her directly:

"Miss, please don't ask why, because I have a lot of time today, and Lulu wants to tell you the story of mermaids. Lulu's favorite is the story of mermaids~"

"Well then tell me"

Xiangqi couldn't help covering her face with her hand, and began to wonder if it was really a wise thing to listen to a child giving her a lecture?
The corner of Xiao Lulu's mouth curled up into a bright smile, and she said with a sharp mouth: "Well, then let me talk about the merman produced in your country first. There used to be a place called Kyushu here, and there used to be rumors that the merman Living in the East China Sea, weeping and tearing into pearls are priceless; the ointment burns the lamp, which is immortal for ten thousand years; the shark silk weaves is as light as a feather; its scales can cure all diseases and prolong life."

"In legend, sharks are good at weaving. They can make dragon gauze that is not wet in water, and tears form beads. In the famous work "Jinse" by Tang poet Li Shangyin, "the moon and the moon in the sea have tears" is the legend of sharks. And there are other legends, saying that their oil has a very low ignition point, and one drop can burn for several days, and it is said that there is an ever-burning lamp made of shark oil in the mausoleum of Qin Shihuang!"

And Xiangqi's brain circuit is only here to eat.

She made a connection, and answered Lulu very seriously, "So, you mean that the meat I ate just now is the shark meat you mentioned?"

"Ah? Miss sister, what are you thinking? Of course not, haha!"

"I'll go! Then why are you telling me this?"

Seeing Xiao Lulu's negation, many black lines were drawn across Xiangqi's head. So all the things I said about the mermaid were just empty talk?

Seeing Little Lulu covering her mouth and sniggering, she turned her round eyes towards Xiangqi, and said, "Don't worry, young lady~ The mermaids in your country have not been verified, but this is not the case. The mermaid representing our Western countries has not been verified?"

"So, the meat I ate was the meat of a mermaid??"

Xiangqi asked suddenly, with an air of unsurprising and endless talk.

She didn't react for a while, and after being stunned for a long time, Xiangqi continued to answer: "Miss sister, don't rush to guess, listen to Lulu first~"

"Well, please start your show?"

Xiangqi looked at her suspiciously.

"it is good."

After Xiao Lulu said yes, a faint smile suddenly appeared on the corners of her lips, and she looked at Xiangqi with a pair of deep black eyes and explained: "Actually, there are books in the West, such as our British Chinese studies, that mermaids are Bounded by the waist, the upper body is a beautiful woman, and the lower body is a beautiful fish tail covered with scales. The whole body is both attractive and easy to escape quickly. They have no soul and are as ruthless as the sea; their voices are often as good as their appearance , deceitful; seductive, vanity, beautiful, cruel, and desperate love all at once."

"Therefore, there are movies, cartoons, and songs in the name of mermaids all over the world, such as the Little Mermaid in the United States, and the mermaids staged in your country's live-action version. However, it is generally believed that the biological prototype of mermaids is dugong or manatee."

"Oh" Xiangqi said 'oh', and her brows stretched slightly.

"Miss, do you understand what?"

Xiangqi raised her head full of doubts, she looked at little Lulu sitting opposite her: "So the meat I ate just now was dugong or manatee?"

Little Lulu froze for a moment, then shook her head and said, "..., Miss Sister, it would be a pity if you don't become a foodie!"

"Then I can be regarded as half a foodie, because I can eat whatever I can, but a real foodie will only eat if it is delicious. After all, a person who knows food is a hero." Xiangqi hesitated for a moment, and said in a deep voice road.

"So Miss Sister, you are very easy to feed? You don't dislike anything, you can eat anything?"

"Yeah, I was always hungry when I was young, and my three favorite words were: bring you delicious food, invite you to eat delicious food, and take you to eat delicious food." Speaking of food, At this time, Xiangqi's eyes flashed a bright light.

After hearing Xiangqi's words, Lulu couldn't help but opened her beautiful eyes and shouted, "Young lady, you love food so much, aren't you afraid of getting fat? After all, fat is the natural enemy of all women!"

"So, don't believe a foodie who says she wants to lose weight. When she said this, she must have just eaten when she was full. I was the same. I had a heart to lose weight, but I gave birth to a foodie. Life, foodie Olympic spirit: eat more, eat fuller, eat better!"

At this time, the wall clock on the wall of this independent space is ticking.

Lulu remembered that she had something to say, so she brought back the topic with a smile: "Well, let's get back to the topic, shall we?"

"Huh? Haven't you finished yet? I thought get out of class was over?"

Xiangqi blinked at Lulu curiously.

She thought she had fooled the little girl, but she didn't expect that she would continue to talk about her mermaid?

"How is it possible, little Lulu's class has just started, okay?"

"Okay, you are a princess, this store belongs to you, you still pay the bill, I will listen to whatever you say." At this time, Xiangqi has no morals at all.

"Hmm~"

Little Lulu Tsundere let out a hmm, she lowered her head and pondered for a while, "Then let me tell you first, in June 2013, people in Israel frequently claimed to see mermaids in nearby waters. Is there The local town manager also lost no time in issuing a "reward order for mermaids", hoping to set off a tourism boom at that time, and Lulu's daddy also asked people to participate in it. Although at that time, there were endless reports about mermaids in that town , Many people are still skeptical about the existence of mermaids. Some people even think that the government's reward is just hype."

"If I had to say it, I wouldn't have believed it if I had been there at the time."

"Oh? Why, Miss Sister?" Little Lulu hesitated and asked this sentence again.

Finally it was Xiangqi's turn to speak, and she cleared her throat to express her opinion: "After all, if creatures like mermaids could be found, they would have been discovered long ago. Now that technology is so advanced, unknown fish and prawns in the sea, Even whales, giant octopuses, and ugly fish monsters can't just escape our human discovery~"

"That's not necessarily true!" Little Lulu retorted.

"Miss sister, let me tell you, mermaids are a kind of magical species. In our west, it is said that mermaids are cursed by people who go to sea. Their upper body is breathtakingly beautiful, but their lower body is a cold fish tail covered with scales. One piece, sometimes two pieces, coupled with their charming singing, countless sailors in the west have been led to the point of no return. [For example, Miss Siren] Although they live a long life, they still face death, And it’s said that mermaids don’t have souls, are you afraid to hear that, Miss Sister?”

"What are you afraid of? They live in the sea and not on land. As long as they dare to go ashore, let alone me, they are afraid of being dried as salted fish." Xiang Qi said indifferently.

But being interrupted by Xiangqi's words like this, little Lulu seemed to have had her thoughts suddenly planned, she said speechlessly: "Miss sister, you are a devil!"

But she didn't take it seriously, "But what I said was right. Fish should stay in the water. It's courting death to scare people out of land."

"No, in fact, in your country, I have seen many stories about mermaids marrying humans recorded in ancient books." Little Lulu frowned slightly and said in doubt.

"In most cases, the man will steal the merman girl's hat or belt, or the comb and mirror. When such things are properly hidden, the mermen will live with him. She finds her lost property, and she'll go back to the sea."

Little Lulu led the old man to tell a story, and the meaningful voice responded: "But under normal circumstances, mermaids are very dangerous to humans. The gifts they give will bring misfortune, such as causing floods and the like." Disaster. Like in the Western episodes, seeing mermaids on a journey is a bad omen for shipwrecks. They sometimes long to see mortals drowned.

Speaking of this, it seemed as if she suddenly remembered, Xiao Lulu smiled and explained to Xiangqi: "emmm, but I feel that you will not understand what Lulu just said, so Lulu will give Miss a famous example?"

"Okay, you're rich, I'll listen to whatever you say." She felt that she could chat with anyone on any topic at this time.

"Elder sister, don't you want to hear it?"

Little Lulu asked in embarrassment.

"No, you continue."

Anyway, we have already talked about this juncture, and she doesn't mind listening more.
Little Lulu heard that there was no other meaning in Xiangqi's words, so she continued to explain: "Well, then Lulu, let's talk about Lorelei [Lorelei] from the Rhine. In fact, when mermaids exist, they also They will lure young people to live underwater with them. There are such stories carved on the pews of some churches in Cornwall and England. It is a true story~”