Substitute Sweet Wife: Han Shao has deep routines

"I'll search!"

Lin Xia warned: "Then be careful, don't let go of your underwear, and see if he hides mines or something in his crotch."

Han Yuyang: ...

He will never be able to keep up with Lin Xia's brain circuits.

"Stop watching weird TV dramas, it's good for your three views." Han Yuyang said sincerely.

Lin Xia groaned twice, instructing Han Yuyang to pull off the Dragon King's clothes, and turned him back unceremoniously. Seeing the Dragon King's head hit the package, the muffled sound must be very painful.

"This is what I call careful sailing, otherwise he will come and pull a gun in his underwear, and we will both be finished."

Why is there something colorful about this? Han Yuyang had the urge to rest his forehead and sigh, "Let me tell you a story, do you want to hear it?"

"Well, you tell me a story?" Han Yuyang has never told her a story before, she is not that naive, and, as a comic author, her story content is much higher than that of Han Yuyang, okay?
Why tell her a story in this famine drifting age.

Han Yuyang unloaded a gun from the Dragon King's back, took out a Swiss Army knife from his trouser leg, turned him back, and said: "Once upon a time there was a woman who was very skinny and careless, and she was willing to die every day. , One day, in front of her husband, she talked about the color of another man's underwear, and then, his husband cleaned her up."

Lin Xia: ...

Isn't it just men's underwear, just talking, what age is it, and you can still be jealous.

She rubbed her nose and obediently packed up the things Han Yuyang found.

Sabers and guns can guarantee their safety. Although they can’t see anyone now, they might find an enemy at sea tomorrow. In the end, Han Yuyang found a needle on the Dragon King’s neck that could be sent out as a hidden weapon. conch necklace.

Even with the poisonous syringes in the boots and the pocket knives hidden in the sleeves, Lin Xia was stunned to see all kinds of piles.

"He might as well not be called the Dragon King, but Ding Dong. We had a fight before, and when he turned around, he appeared in front of us fully equipped. Could it be that he fished out so many things in the sea?"

This is not counting the diving suit that Dragon King wore before.

What Lin Xia said is plausible, but Han Yuyang doesn’t think so. Before he escaped, the boat on the Dragon King’s side was blown up, but there were several lifeboats, and the Dragon King must have been rescued by his men. Wandering in the sea fully armed, something must have happened.

He hid a gun in Lin Xia's clothes, and tied a Swiss Army knife to his trouser leg. After thinking about it, Han Yuyang unloaded his gun and filled Lin Xia's. Let Lin Xia carry them with him.

He is injured now, and his back is bloody and bloody. Maybe in two days the wound will become inflamed, and it will be a burden. At that time, Lin Xia can only protect herself, and Han Yuyang is not at ease if she is not fully armed.

When the first round of red sun rises from the horizon in the morning, the entire sea surface is illuminated in golden red, and the sparkling sea surface looks like a huge red koi swimming in front of your eyes.

The sea breeze blowing head-on, and because of the sunshine, the stench was a little less. Lin Xia took a deep breath, leaned her head on Han Yuyang's shoulder, and said with a smile: "It's the first time I've seen such a big man. Beautiful sunrise, really beautiful."

Han Yuyang stroked her cheek lightly, and said in a low voice, "How about I take you to Mount Tai to watch the sunrise when I have a chance in the future?"

Immediately in Lin Xia's mind, the state of the physically disabled house girl standing on the mountainside of Mount Tai, crying bitterly, and shaking her head quickly in front of the invisible stairs.

"I never thought of conquering Mount Tai in my life. Why don't we conquer that small Mount Tai in Hancheng? I can go back and forth in a day."

A lot of love words were brewing in his heart, and he wanted to tell Lin Xia, but the good atmosphere was spoiled by this woman, and Han Yuyang was very unhappy.

The artificial soil bag of Xiaotai Mountain is also called a mountain!

"It's a pity that such a beautiful sunrise!" He said in a muffled voice.

"It's really a pity, it's the same as pancakes fried to golden brown and covered with a layer of red oil and spicy peppers. Unfortunately, it's not real, Han Yuyang, I want to eat pancakes woohoo."

Talking to the cow playing the lyre, the chicken and the duck can't describe Han Yuyang's current mood, so he simply gave up communicating, hooked Lin Xia into his arms, bowed his head and kissed her hard, blocking her red lips that make people love and hate .

The soft and springy lips, even though they have been tasted many times, still make Han Yuyang want to stop. He kissed so urgently and crazily that he almost wanted to eat Lin Xia alive.

He only leaned Lin Xia kissed limply in his arms, gasping for breath, and didn't even have the strength to speak, so Han Yuyang let her go, pinched Lin Xia's chin, and said domineeringly: "You don't need to conquer Mount Tai, You just need to conquer me, and I will help you conquer Mount Tai."

Lin Xia stared at Han Yuyang fiercely, her eyes were watery, and there were tears from the corners of the eyes, which fell at the end of the eyes, which were crystal clear under the sunlight, and the corners of the eyes glowed with reddish water, which looked very seductive. people.

Han Yuyang licked his lips, and wanted to kiss him again. Then, he stopped suppressing himself and kissed him. Lin Xia didn't want to be kissed without oxygen, and finally passed out.

He beat Han Yuyang lightly, trying to struggle out of this embrace, but Han Yuyang was injured, so she didn't dare to use too much force, which made the man even more confident. With shaking shoulders, he bit the woman's earlobe hard.

"Don't move!"

"Do you want to woo woo woo..."

Han Yuyang's magnified face was in her sight. They were very close. She opened her eyes and saw his cold black eyes. Originally, those eyes were high above them, looking down on them like stars in the sky.

But now, these eyes were dyed another color because of her, they were so hot and bright, and in the depths of the eyes, the reflection was her figure, which was extraordinarily clear.

Out of the corner of his eye, he could see the golden-red sun rising slowly, like the background board for them cuddling each other. Lin Xia thought, if you look at it from a distance at this time, the photos taken must be beautiful and dreamlike .

But it is true, she and Han Yuyang are real, and the scenery is also real.

My brain was in a trance, my scalp was numb, I couldn't think at all, and my sight gradually became blurred. For a long time, Lin Xia didn't know what she was doing.

All he knew was that when he and Han Yuyang were together, they would accompany each other through life and death, and they would never leave.