Substitute Sweet Wife: Han Shao has deep routines

After a long time, I looked back, and when I looked up, I saw the blue sky. Lin Xia moved her body and felt that she was lying in the raft with Han Yuyang on her head. s face.

It's so embarrassing, I actually fainted from being kissed, thinking that she and Han Yuyang are old married couples, I have never tried any kind of trick kissing, but because Han Yuyang kissed for too long, he forgot how to breathe, so it's true fainted.

"Why don't you wake up?" Han Yuyang pinched the skin on her stamina with a playful tone.

Lin Xia didn't want to look at her, covered her eyes and turned over, "I can't do anything when I get up, why don't I lie down."

"But I want you to get up." Han Yuyang lightly poked Lin Xia's swollen bun face, the warm touch made the corners of his lips curl up, and he immediately felt relieved.

It is not easy to make Lin Xia, who is as thick-skinned as the Great Wall, shy. They have known each other for so many years, but they have not met a few times. On the contrary, he himself has been molested by Lin Xia several times.

Lin Xia patted away the mischievous hand, turned over again, and muttered: "For a lazy house girl, she will never stand when she can sit, and she will never sit when she can lie down." Come on, that's the kind of person I am, so don't bother me."

"Okay, don't bother me, then let me tell you a story." Han Yuyang smiled a little more, "Once upon a time there was a woman whose face was as thick as a city wall, and in her Zidian, there was no shyness." The existence of this word, her favorite thing to do is to make people doubt life with colorful words, and then she was punished, and she became shy."

Lin Xia was shy, but when Han Yuyang said this, he was not only not shy, but also very angry. He stretched out his Lushan claws and attacked Han Yuyang's waist.

She had just touched Han Yuyang with her hand, and before she had time to do evil, there was a strange coughing sound from her side, and her body was faster than her brain. Lin Xia turned over and sat up, grabbed the gun at her waist and pointed it in the direction of the sound.

Taking a closer look, it was the Dragon King who was coughing. He had clearly come to his senses. After taking a few breaths with difficulty, he didn't look at the muzzle pointed at him. He crawled up by himself, but he was badly injured and had a fever again. I really couldn't get up. After trying several times, I still couldn't get up, so I just gave up.

Looking at the current situation, the Dragon King frowned for a long time, and looked at the backpack that originally belonged to him but had been confiscated by Lin Xia and the others for a long time, then he turned his head unwillingly, and whispered: "I thought last night I got it wrong, it turned out it was really you.”

His voice was weak, weak, and if you didn't listen carefully, you couldn't hear it clearly.

Lin Xia let out a light snort, and put down the gun in her hand. For such an old man who was still hanging on his breath and might die at any time, she hated wasting bullets when she fired a shot.

Unexpectedly, just as she put down the gun, the Dragon King suddenly touched the inside of the shoe, raised the gun like lightning, and pointed it at Lin Xia.

"Give me food and water, or I'll shoot him dead."

He shouted at Han Yuyang, threatening viciously. Although his words were weak, the threat was reduced by more than half, but it was a gun, and no one dared to ignore the gun pointed at his head.

He narrowed his eyes and said coldly: "You'd better make sure your hands don't go off fire."

Lin Xia's hair stood on end, and he looked at the Dragon King in astonishment.

Nima, this Little Ding Dong Dragon King is simply amazing. She and Han Yuyang searched this man without even letting go of his underwear. Don't worry about the inconvenience of hiding a gun under your shoes.

But she and Han Yuyang didn't expect that just letting the Dragon King point the gun at his head, you are not angry, are you angry!

Lin Xia gave a thumbs up to the Dragon King, "My old lady has turned over your underwear three times, but I didn't expect you to hide a gun in the sole of your shoes. I admire you. I'll go get you food and water."

The Dragon King's eyelids twitched violently, obviously shocked by Lin Xia's shameless words.

Han Yuyang's hand slowly touched his boots. The Dragon King was so weak, he was sure that at the moment he shot, he would cut his throat with a knife, as long as he got the sharp knife.

Lin Xia went to open the package, took out compressed biscuits and water from inside, and when she turned around, she winked at Han Yuyang. Han Yuyang originally wanted to take advantage of the moment Lin Xia handed over the food, but Lin Xia gave him a wink Yes, Han Yuyang felt very strange, but still chose to trust Lin Xia.

Because Lin Xia said a word to him with her mouth: don't do it.

When he was about to hand the food to the Dragon King, Lin Xia simply turned around again, bent down and picked up the entire backpack.

"What are you doing? Give me the water first." The Dragon King held his pistol, with an extremely fierce expression, like a wounded beast, as if if something went wrong in the next second, he would drag Lin Xia to be buried with him.

Lin Xia timidly took a step back, hugged the backpack and said, "Isn't it just thinking that this whole bag of food and water should belong to you in the first place, so if you want to return it to you, you can't just ignore my momentary kindness. Let’s shoot, don’t kill me, okay? I’m the most sensible person, and I can also be a food reserve.”

"Stop talking nonsense, give me the backpack." The Dragon King hesitated for a moment, thinking of the package of food, he became fierce again, "Don't try to play tricks, or I'll blow your head off with one shot."

"Oh, I'm most afraid of death. Don't shake your hands. Otherwise, if the blood splashes on the food, it won't taste good. It's disgusting to bite the blood." Lin Xia was miserable. Give advice to the Dragon King.

"Stop fucking nonsense, I've eaten human flesh, let alone drink your blood, it's really annoying, I just ate you."

The Dragon King didn't doubt Lin Xia's thoughts, but urged: "Hurry up, bring the backpack."

In fact, he was barely able to hold the gun, and his eyes were in a daze, as if there was an earthquake, and he kept swaying. When Lin Xia approached, it seemed that several people were moving in his eyes. It is even impossible to clearly distinguish which direction the backpack is in.

Lin Xia handed over the backpack, and when the Dragon King stretched out his hand, he quickly retracted it, pouted aggrievedly, "I think it's better if you don't kill me, look, the sun is so big and the temperature is so high , the corpse will stink after a long time, of course, it’s okay to smell a little bit, but.”

She handed the backpack over again, "But not only will it affect the taste, it will also affect your appetite, it will not look good, and it will affect your mood. You can't finish eating it in a while, and you will get maggots and attract flies. Isn't it even more annoying?" I can’t eat it, so you won’t kill me, right?”