Substitute Sweet Wife: Han Shao has deep routines

Han Yuyang felt that his stomach began to churn, and the Dragon King also felt that his stomach, which was already so hungry that it was pantothenic acid, was even more uncomfortable. He wanted to vomit but couldn't vomit anything. One shot bounced.

He opened his eyes wide and stretched out his hand to grab the bag in Lin Xia's hand. Lin Xia loosened his hand and the bag fell to the ground. The Dragon King subconsciously wanted to take it. The moment he was about to stand up, he quickly sat on the ground and raised his hand towards Han Yu. look over.

Fortunately, Han Yuyang didn't move at all, and didn't even stand up. The Dragon King looked at his face and guessed that Han Yuyang was also seriously injured, which made him heave a sigh of relief.

"Lin Xia, you'd better stop playing tricks and throw the backpack at my feet." He thinks this method is the best and safest.

"No problem, as long as I don't turn into a maggot, I'm willing to do anything."

Lin Xia bent down to pick up the backpack on the ground, picked it up, and with an oops, the food and water in the backpack spilled out and fell everywhere. Lin Xia pursed her mouth, almost crying in fright, and murmured: " They fell out by themselves, it has nothing to do with me, maybe they also want to enjoy the sea view, don't kill me."

The Dragon King raised his hand a little higher, and Lin Xia screamed again and again in fright. The sound made the Dragon King's ears buzz, and he roared angrily: "Stop fucking shouting, I'll shut up so I won't kill you, Things, things, I’ll say it one last time, or they’ll all fucking die.”

Lin Xia sniffed, tremblingly went to pick up things on the ground, and said while picking up: "I tremble when I'm afraid, and I can't do anything well. Why don't I tell you a story? Once the story is told, I can't do anything." Don't be afraid anymore."

Dragon King: ...How could there be such a woman in this world, is the current head of Han's enterprise just so weird?It's not good to like what kind of woman, but to like this kind of fluffy and weak woman.

"You damn woman..." Dragon King's hands were trembling, and the gun creaked and creaked in his hands.

Han Yuyang pursed his thin lips tightly, and it was very difficult to hold back a smile. He quickly suppressed the corners of his lips and coughed a few times, so as not to let himself laugh out loud on the spot. The injury on his back was painful because his shoulders were shaking, but he But very happy.

Han Yuyang could tell that Lin Xia was playing the Dragon King at all. This ghostly woman must have discovered something, she had already held the Dragon King in her palm, and she was not afraid of him at all, so she was using him there.

Thinking of those people who were once teased by Lin Xia to doubt their lives and play tricks to the point of not knowing who they are, Han Yuyang felt a little pity for the Dragon King.

Facts have proved that it is good to offend anyone, just don't offend women, especially women like Lin Xia who will never give up if they do not achieve their goals. If they are really offended, they can only say take care.

Lin Xia began her storytelling journey while picking things up.

"Once upon a time there were two brothers who liked to gamble. One day they went shopping and saw a huge spittoon full of them. The elder brother said, let's make a bet. Whoever loses will drink from the spittoon. The younger brother said Okay, so they started betting, and in the end, my brother lost the bet, so he took a sip..."

After only talking halfway, both Dragon King and Han Yuyang felt like vomiting.

Han Yuyang coughed twice, staring straight at Lin Xia, Lin Xia pretended not to see, and continued to say to the Dragon King: "Later, I made another bet, but my brother lost, so my brother also held the spittoon, but he violently He drank all the contents of the spittoon in one big gulp, and my brother asked him why he had to drink it all up."

Lin Xia handed the compressed biscuit to the Dragon King and asked with a smile, "Guess how he answered."

The Dragon King's face was ugly. When he was holding the compressed biscuit, he suddenly felt that he was not hungry anymore, and said angrily, "How do I know, shut up."

Lin Xia didn't finish the story, how could he shut up, and said: "My brother replied, ah, I just want to drink it, but I can't stop biting, so I have to drink it all."

As soon as the words fell, the Dragon King turned around and lay on the edge of the raft, opened his mouth and vomited loudly. There was nothing in his stomach, but he couldn't help but churn for a while. After vomiting for a long time, the disgusting feeling still didn't subside .

Han Yuyang is not much better than the Dragon King. Lin Xia usually jokes with him in a more measured manner. He has never brought out such a disgusting thing. This indiscriminate attack made him vomit again and again.

Seeing that Han Yuyang didn't collapse, Lin Xia was startled, and quickly ended the farce.

"Damn woman, I'm going to kill you." The Dragon King vomited until he had nothing to vomit, and turned around viciously.

It's now!

Lin Xia picked up the backpack in his hand and slammed it heavily on the Dragon King's head. The blow was so hard that he almost exhausted all his strength. The Dragon King's head was already dizzy, but Tianling Gai suffered another blow and fell down with a muffled groan. Going down, I don't even have the strength to get up.

Lin Xia sneered, grabbed the gun from the Dragon King and threw it at Han Yuyang's feet, then kicked the Dragon King's stomach, "Heisha is gone, it's fine if you don't hide in your shell and be a turtle, but you dare to live here Acting as the boss in front of the young lady, if you have the ability, you can do whatever you want."

The Dragon King was kicked a few times, and he didn't have the strength to fight back at all. He just wailed and gasped for breath. Lin Xia packed up the food, turned around and picked up the gun on the ground.

"You... Aren't you afraid of death? What if I really shoot?" Dragon King asked.

Lin Xia giggled, and blew lightly on the muzzle of the gun, "You snatched this gun from me, right? I still have a rubber band on it, and you haven't checked whether there are any bullets in the gun before. Is it? I gave you the last bullet at that time, facing a gun with no bullets, do you think I am afraid?"

"You...you..." Dragon King pointed at Lin Xia with wide-eyed eyes. He seemed to be convulsed by anger, and he stammered, "This gun... there are... bullets in the gun..."

He said this with difficulty, tilted his head, and was stunned by Lin Xia's anger. He probably didn't expect it, and he couldn't accept it. He is the master of the rivers and lakes, and one day he will fall into the hands of Lin Xia. .

It doesn't matter if he passed out, the problem is that Lin Xia was also frightened, he opened his mouth wide and couldn't close it for a while, looked at the gun in his hand, then at the Dragon King on the ground, turned around and handed the gun to Han Yuyang.

Han Yuyang disassembled the gun as she wished, and with a shake of his hand, the magazine inside fell out. The magazine was full, and there was not a single bullet missing.

This time, Lin Xia's jaw dropped, his eyeballs were about to pop out, and he felt even more afraid and ashamed for a while. What could be better than pretending to be a success and then finding out that he was just lucky and almost died? It's embarrassing to be a fool who can't talk anymore, it's like throwing it at grandma's house.

"There are... there are bullets..."