The boss fights my acting skills with me every day

Yuan Siye frowned slightly, and his tight lips indicated that his patience was exhausted at this moment.

He looked at the number of Song Lexi who was getting through, and was always slightly flicked by rare peachy eyes, which made the executive holding the mobile phone tremble and almost lost his grip.

But Yuan Siye didn't let Minister Ma hang up the phone in the end.

Everyone in the conference room was trembling, and collectively prayed that Song Lexi would answer the phone quickly and come back immediately!
Because of Secretary Song, although he looks average, he wears a black and gray business suit one size larger all the year round, and wears black glasses. He keeps his head down most of the time, and if it is not necessary, he will not speak more than ten words.

But she is gentle, calm and good-natured, and she is also smiling when she comes to Hengguo, and she responds to what she says and does what she does.The most important thing is: when she is here, their boss will not be perverted!
Before Secretary Song took office, Yuan Siye changed 13 secretaries a week, even the HR responsible for recruiting him resigned 7, and the old man of the board of directors went to the hospital 4 times!
Until Song Lexi was hired by Yuan Zuzong's own mother, Mrs. Yuan, as an assistant secretary, she signed three copies of the confidentiality agreement alone, and successfully sealed Yuan Zuzong.

The call was quickly connected, but before everyone let go of their hanging hearts, they heard their "life-saving straw" Secretary Song's voice from the other end of the phone:

"Of course I know that this bag of yours is a classic, but I think the color scheme is a bit old-fashioned, and it doesn't match my youthful beauty. I bought it less than two hours ago. Is it okay to return it?"

What's the situation?All the executives in the room had black question mark faces.

Song Lexi didn't know that the office phone in the bag was connected. She was using her personal phone to return the Dior bag. After hanging up, she couldn't wait to call another counter.

"Honey, can I return the pair of earrings I just bought at your house? I found that the diamond cuts on the left and right sides of the pair of earrings are completely asymmetrical! I have advanced obsessive-compulsive disorder, and I can't stand the slightest deviation!"

"What brand doesn't support returns? Do you want me to help you understand the 315 consumer hotline?"

……

In less than 5 minutes, the executives in the entire meeting room heard that Song Lexi was in a hurry to communicate with various big-name stores to return the goods, not even letting go of a silk scarf. Let's talk.

If the voice hadn't changed, the executives would have no way of connecting with Secretary Song, who always wears oversized professional attire with black-rimmed glasses, bows his head silently and seldom says more than ten words!
Didn't Secretary Song say to go out and deal with special incidents for Mr. Yuan?
"My family's ancestral boss has provoked another rotten peach blossom for himself, and I just pretended to be his main wife and dismissed the mistress angrily!"

Finally, Song Lexi ended the communication with the luxury store, and switched to a half-dead voice, it sounded like the last one was a call to her girlfriend.

"I'm just a secretary. In order to maintain the image of Yuan's main house, I can only max out my credit card every time, and I have to refund every piece!"

...for this reason.

Minister Ma struggled to smile at Yuan Siye. Apparently, Secretary Song didn't realize that his phone was connected. Minister Ma smiled and wanted to take back the phone and hang up.

A pair of slender jade-like pianist's hands directly pulled away the phone, and Yuan Zuzong held Minister Ma's phone, and the playful light in Peach Blossom's eyes seemed to be more interesting than seeing the peerless creative plan.

The attitude of being willing to "share" personal bad things is really in line with Yuan Zuzong's style!

"Yuan Siye must have belonged to Peacock in his previous life, and he had been a bachelor all his life, so in this life, he has been blooming everywhere. I am a secretary who works overtime every day until his endocrine is messed up. The lover persuades the teacher to quit the job!"

It's just that the executives haven't managed the facial expressions of listening to the boss's private affairs face to face, and heard Song Lexi's machine gun-like voice from the opposite side!
Secretary Song, what are you talking about all of a sudden!

The senior executives in the room stared at Yuan Siye without daring to breathe, and the latter fumbled for his chin with a half-smile, and glanced at everyone: "Isn't it good for me to open my screen?"

Executive Group: Mr. Yuan, we dare not answer this question if you dare to ask it.

Song Lexi's private girlfriend on the other end of the phone said something, and Song Lexi's mood became even more full!
"He's handsome? I didn't see it, but he was 18% narcissistic! My God, can you imagine how narcissistic he is? His office looks high-end and full of technology, but his desk is actually hidden." 36 mirrors. Women over 1.5D must not look at him. If they look at him, I will send them a room card. Last week, the [-] million contract, the project department followed for more than a month, because the little prince of the Lin family said that his hair tail was a little bit After growing up and walking away, he said that there is no need to cooperate because the other party can't even understand his aesthetics. You know how much I want to wring his head off!"

The executive holding the phone was already shaking like a sieve: What happened to Secretary Song?
The entire Yuan family thought that he could only say "yes", "no problem" and "I will deal with it." Secretary Song, why did he suddenly make such harsh complaints.

"He wants to evacuate the entire European and American departments within 24 hours, but he is so lazy that he wants me to deliver his underwear! The entire board of directors opposed the launch of a new production line. Before the meeting was over, he allocated hundreds of millions! The annual salary is nearly [-] million. I hired the chief technology officer myself, and the next day because the other party accidentally touched his tie and asked HR to talk about resignation, I was surprised, can he still get pregnant if he touches the tie? Will he?"

Listening to Song Lexi's increasingly fluent "stand-up comedy" in the meeting room, the executives tried their best to control their expressions, frightened and holding back their laughter!

Secretary Song, we will raise funds to burn a book for you next year during the Qingming Festival. Women who can talk are the best!

Yuan Siye, however, listened indifferently, with a smile full of interest on the corner of his mouth all the time, it seemed... that he was in a better mood?

"This is my boss, a narcissistic, arrogant and unreasonable boss who keeps causing troubles and has a lot of troubles, an ancestor who squeezes his employees to the point of time management!" Song Lexi said with a dry mouth, and took a sip of her coffee. Draw the final conclusion:
"So, when dating a boyfriend, you must not look at your appearance. Even if all the men in the world are dead, you must not find a weird guy like my boss to be your boyfriend and lose your life!"