The boss fights my acting skills with me every day

Song Lexi's impassioned real-name diss made everyone in the meeting room afraid to breathe, and seriously suspected that she had been demoted.

"Your boss is so... special." Zhao Xiduo, who was on the other end of Song Lexi's call, carefully let out a heartfelt sigh after listening to the long speech: "Okay, okay, Xixi, today is the weekend, I heard that you are going again Blind date!"

Song Lexi was originally like an inflated balloon, but now she immediately wilted: "Stop making sarcastic remarks, I just hope that this time I don't encounter any weirdos."

"It's the fifth one this month, none of the first four caught your eye?" Zhao Xiduo asked carefully.

"After being tormented by those four weirdos in turn, I'm desperate for blind dates!" Song Lexi's air was hollowed out.

"The first one was a salesperson, and he recommended various products of their company as soon as he came up. He actually talked non-stop for two hours on a blind date. I thought I watched a live broadcast with goods, and I couldn't intervene at all! In the end we The big brother at the next table asked him to buy three insurance policies!"

The eloquent Secretary Song finally changed the subject, and the atmosphere in the office became strangely relaxed.

"The second one is a mama boy, and the video was turned on during the whole blind date. As soon as we met, he put his phone on my face and asked his mother to look at it first! Look at the face, look at the menu, and even ask whether we want to order Coke with ice or not. Look at her mother!'" Song Lexi looked resentful, "Oh, there is another famous saying of his mother: As long as she marries into our X family, women will obey men's orders, or else they are mentally ill! His son immediately said yes! "

"Hahaha, so he doesn't think he's sick?" Even Zhao Xiduo couldn't help complaining, and the senior executives in the Yuan family said: We have many high-quality resources that we can introduce to Secretary Song...as long as Secretary Song survives This crisis!

"The third one is okay, he's stingy! To what extent? After the meal, we AA can forget about it, but he actually made me pay an extra [-] cents because I used an extra napkin! The fourth one is simple. Yes, he is gay and wants to marry me, but he needs to pay the youth loss fee, because I have occupied his most beautiful years."

Zhao Xiduo: "..."

Executives: "..."

Zhao Xiduo's voice trembled with distress: "Xixi, do you still want to go on a blind date?"

"I don't want to either!" Song Lexi's expression was full of despair, but her voice was full of final stubbornness: "But every time I think about not going on a blind date, if I end up marrying a man like my boss, I think I'm okay! "

Yuan's executives: It seems that Secretary Song will hardly survive this crisis!

Yuan Siye held the phone with a "joyful" smile.

Everyone present didn't even dare to breathe, and tried to minimize their sense of existence, always feeling that the boss would suddenly run away in the next second.

"I won't tell you anymore, I have to hurry up and return this outfit to Zhao, and then go on a blind date. Jinli Road, it's not on the way, and time is running out." Song Lexi is finally about to end this death call: "This time The person I met was personally introduced by my queen mother, the quality should be high..."

As soon as she finished speaking, Yuan Siye suddenly got up and hung up the phone. Her height of 1.9 meters instantly made the hearts of the silent executives tremble.

"We can't let other men bully our Secretary Song anymore." Yuan Siye straightened his cuffs, with a contemptuous and monstrous gesture: "The meeting is adjourned."

This is the end of the meeting?
Secretary Song didn't come to the rescue, so there's no need to lay off the entire planning department?
While the executives were still wondering, Yuan Siye's tall figure had strode out of the conference room.

However, don't let other men bully Secretary Song?The boss's expression... I don't know if Secretary Song will be bullied by other men!
How about... give Secretary Song a call?
And just as this thought came to mind, someone who had already walked out of the conference room suddenly poked his head out from the door: "No one wants to spoil the surprise I prepared for Secretary Song, right?"

Minister Ma snapped on the phone, and deleted Song Lexi's number in front of Yuan Siye!
Song Lexi finished her outfit, and hurried to the place of the blind date, a coffee shop with relatively low bourgeoisie.

This time, their blind date sign is a white magnolia placed on the corner of the table.

This fresh and refined code was thought up by her queen mother, Song Lexi was speechless about it, and asked to see the blind date in advance was also rejected, the reason was to maintain a sense of mystery and surprise.

There were not many people in the coffee shop at this time, as soon as she entered, she saw a table with a bouquet of magnolia flowers, and...

The corners of Song Lexi's mouth twitched uncontrollably.

Before the corners of Song Lexi's eyes twitched for the third time, the man behind the magnolia flower had already raised his head, frowned his thick brows and said impatiently, "Are you here for a blind date?"

Song Lexi had already predicted the outcome of this blind date, and was hesitant to sit down.

"Sit down, what are you talking about! You are late, do you know that you are late for 43 seconds! I am in big business, with millions every minute, can you afford to delay!" There was another stern voice from the opposite side. With a loud voice, the thick flesh around the eldest brother's neck and the gold chain swayed together.

Song Lexi was dizzy and sat down.

Brother Jinlianzi looks 34, less than 1.7 meters by visual inspection, and his weight and height are one to one.

With a bald head and a round face with eight-character eyebrows, a gold chain as thick as a little finger is wrapped by the fat around his neck, and the huge general's belly seems to break free from the shackles of the floral shirt at any time!

Song Lexi decided to go back and take her queen mother to see the ophthalmology department.

"Myopia?" Brother Jinlianzi suddenly asked on the spot.

"Ah?" Could it be that reading minds is Brother Jinlianzi's forte?Song Lexi thought.

"Why do I have to wear such ugly black-rimmed glasses for short-sightedness? Why don't I wear purple colored contact lenses? Only then can I look like an elf and be worthy of me!" Brother Jin Lianzi pointed at the black-rimmed glasses that Song Lexi was wearing with his plump fingers. The tone seemed to teach him a lesson when he just came to the city to find his country wife.

Song Lexi: ...