Siheyuan: No one can afford this man

Yan Jieli was a little surprised. In fact, he didn't intend to give this fish to Yan Bugui's family, but seeing Yan Bugui's small eyes staring straight at the rest of the fish, he simply acted as a favor.

It's just that I didn't expect that this fish would be stolen by someone.

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Just when everyone was preparing for the meeting, a woman's hysterical voice suddenly came from the middle courtyard.

"Help! Help! Come here!"

The voice was extremely shrill.

Those who are familiar with it can recognize that the owner of the voice is Qin Huairu, a pretty widow.

Before Yi Zhonghai walked a few steps away, Qin Huairu ran to his side with tears all over his face, grabbed his arm, and said in a mournful voice, "Master, hurry up and save the stick."

Xiao Dang and Huaihua next to him also grabbed Yi Zhonghai's arm: "Master, hurry up and save my brother, he is about to die."

Yi Zhonghai quickly asked: "Stop crying, what's going on?"

Qin Huairu cried so hard that she was about to die, she didn't say why, she just kept crying.

Don't expect the two little ones to say anything about why they came, and they also messed up together.

Silly Zhu also rushed over. At this time, he had already been submerged in the cold, and kept rubbing Qin Huairu's hand: "Sister Qin, stop howling, you are talking about what happened to the stick."

Qin Huairu said intermittently: "Bang, Bang, he, he, he eats, eats fish and his throat is stuck!"

When Yan Jieli heard this, his eyes lit up, and he immediately realized something.

On the contrary, when the third mother heard the word fish, she immediately jumped up like a cat whose tail had been stepped on: "Eat fish? What kind of fish do you eat? What kind of virtue does your family have, can you afford fish?"

Xu Damao also echoed: "Exactly! Qin Huairu, your family is so poor, how can you still have money to buy fish?"

"I think your fish must have been stolen, right? No, the third uncle's family just lost a fish. I think it must have been stolen by your stick!"

Everyone discussed: "That's right, how could Qin Huairu's family have the money to buy fish?"

"I think what Xu Damao said is right, maybe the fish was stolen by Stick."

"Bang Geng, this little bastard really won't change after repeated admonitions! Just now when he came out of the police station, he stole again."

"If you want me to say that this kid deserves it, he deserves the fishbone stuck to death."

Yi Zhonghai listened to the discussion, and his face became gloomy.

At this moment, Qin Huairu was about to die of anxiety, and couldn't care less about the cynicism of the crowd, so she cried and said, "Master, please, go and rescue the stick."

Xu Damao happily crossed his arms and said, "What can I save? If you want me to say that this stick deserves what it deserves, it got stuck and fell down."

Yi Zhonghai couldn't bear to see Qin Huairu pear blossoms in the rain, and then he said: "Xu Damao, what's the matter with you, what time is this? Human life is a matter of heaven, and you are still being sarcastic."

"Go away, don't mess around with me."

With that said, he and Qin Huairu ran quickly to the middle courtyard.

The people also ran over.

When he came to the middle courtyard, Bang Geng was curled up on the ground, clasping his throat with his hands and looking extremely uncomfortable, it seemed that he was stuck hard by the fishbone.

Yi Zhonghai hurriedly shouted: "Quick, come and bring some vinegar, and pour some vinegar down for him."

Sha Zhu hurriedly said: "I have vinegar at home, I'll get it."

As he said that, he ran home and brought out a bottle of vinegar, and brought out half a piece of steamed bun: "Give a choke on the steamed bun first, maybe I'll take it with me."

Yi Zhonghai took the steamed bun from his hand, and smothered it with a stick.

Patting him on the back, Shazhu stretched his head beside him and asked, "Banggan, how is it? Are you feeling better?"

The stick is still half dead, with his hands still clasping his throat.

Silly Zhu quickly handed over the vinegar bottle: "Drink the vinegar, drink the vinegar. Just drink it and you'll be fine."

He poured half a bottle of vinegar into it all at once, but not only did it not heal, but the stick was even more uncomfortable, his eyes turned white, and his legs kicked on the ground.

The people in the courtyard are all petty citizens. Although they are selfish, they can't bear to see that someone is about to die.

Seeing that none of these methods worked, he hurriedly said: "Go to the hospital and have a look, don't get stuck."

Counting down to the cold winter, Qin Huairu was still sweating profusely with anxiety: "I beg you, whoever can call a car for you, please hurry to the hospital."

Yan Jieli separated the crowd at this time, and said: "Drinking vinegar and eating steamed buns are only effective for those soft and small thorns. Looking at the stick like this, it must be stuck by the big thorns. Simply drinking vinegar will definitely not work."

After finishing speaking, he pretended to be embarrassed, and said hesitantly: "When I was in the country, I saw a barefoot doctor use a method to save a person who was also stuck by a big fishbone..."

At this time, Qin Huairu was already in a hurry to go to the doctor, and hurried over to grab Yan Jieli's arm: "Brother Xieli, tell me quickly, what should I do."

Yan Jieli didn't seem to want to speak: "This method is not very good!"

Silly Zhu said: "I can't wait to see if the method is good or not, as long as it works!"

Seeing that Yan Jieli still looked embarrassed, Qin Huairu knelt down in front of him with a "plop" and said, "I beg you, Brother Xie Li, please speak quickly, or the stick will really be stuck to death."

Yan Jieli spread his hands helplessly: "Okay, just mix vinegar and dog urine and pour it down, so as to soften the fishbone."

He said again: "Let's talk about it first. I just saw that the barefoot doctor saved people like this. I am not responsible for whether it is good or not. If it doesn't work, I think I should send it to the hospital."

Stick Terrier lay on the ground and struggled, and when he heard that he was going to drink dog urine, he struggled even more fiercely, kicking his legs non-stop.

Silly Zhu said in embarrassment: "We don't have any dogs in the yard, where are we going to find dog pee in the middle of the night?"

Everyone said: "Don't say there is no dog, even if there is, this dog can be urinated just by urinating it."

Yan Jieli said weakly: "Why don't you try human urine? See if it works? I guess it's about the same, but it's best to use fresh ones. The dog urine used by barefoot doctors is fresh."

Qin Huairu didn't care what kind of urine it was, and said quickly: "Please pee a little bit, guys, please."

Everyone has a troubled expression on their faces.

At this time, everyone had already gone to bed and lay down, and they had already finished urinating what should be urinated, so where to find urinating for a while.

Xu Damao suddenly parted from the crowd: "I have this thing, I was about to pee just now. Suddenly there was excitement to watch, so I held back."

As he spoke, he didn't care that it was in public, so he began to unbutton his pants: "Banggan, open your mouth quickly, uncle has it here, open your mouth wide and continue."