Siheyuan: No one can afford this man

Everyone was amused by Xu Damao's actions.

Sha Zhu directly punched him on the shoulder: "You're fine, what's the matter?"

Xu Damao poked his neck and said: "Silly Zhu, don't you know what is good or bad? I saved your cheap son. Look at the big guy who urinates, you have to thank me! Apologize to me, or I won't urinate anymore .”

As he spoke, he was about to fasten his pants again.

Liu Haizhong said: "What time is this, you two should calm down for a while, and you are still messing around with this!"

"Silly Zhu, go find a bucket."

Silly Zhu walked into the house and said, "Okay, I'll go right away."

Xu Damao took two quick steps to keep up: "Don't worry, I'll go with you, just urinate inside and it's over. It's okay if you don't talk about urinating, but I can't hold it anymore."

Yan Jieli quickly said, "Don't worry, you two, you have to urinate on a boy. That barefoot doctor is looking for a puppy."

Everyone was stunned, and Xu Damao said, "What's the matter? Isn't my pee not strong enough? Make sure it's hot!"

Yan Jieli smiled helplessly: "I don't know what's going on, but I guess it's because of cleanliness, right? There won't be some weird illness, and if something goes wrong because of drinking, it won't be my fault ?”

This boy pissed the big guy to worry.

Yi Zhonghai asked the little ones: "Do you guys pee? Hurry up and pee!"

Not to mention that these little ones didn't urinate in the first place, even if they did, they were held back by his question.

Liu Haizhong also asked a few young people who were not married, and all of them blushed and shook their heads without exception.

In the end, it was Xu Damao who suddenly came to his senses and looked at Silly Zhu thoughtfully: "Silly Zhu! Aren't you a boy? Why don't you come and pee?"

Silly Zhu blushed when he asked him: "Xu Damao, I'll tear your crap out of your mouth!"

Xu Damao was in control: "What's the matter? You are the purest boy in our yard, but you are the one, hurry up, give everyone a pee!"

Sha Zhu raised his fist, as if to hit Xu Damao.

Seeing the public, Xu Damao did not lie to him, he poked his neck and asked: "What's the matter? Are you not a virgin anymore? Or do you not want to save the stick? So that her widow is dead and her son has no hope, so she can sneak in ?”

As he spoke, he turned his eyes to Qin Huairu who was still crying, with a meaningful smile on his face.

Qin Huairu's face was stained with tears, and she looked at Sha Zhu shyly: "Si Zhu, I beg you, please piss on the stick. It is important to save people, and you will be able to repay me no matter what you want my sister to do in the future." OK."

Xu Damao laughed loudly: "Silly Zhu, go quickly, everyone has already told her, you can repay her whatever you want in the future."

Everyone secretly smiled knowingly.

Silly Zhu left uncomfortably amid the meaningful smiles of everyone, as if there were knives in everyone's eyes, piercing his back with pain.

After a while, Sha Zhu came back with a big soup bowl.With a cautious look on his face, he walked slowly, for fear of peeing out.

Xu Damao stretched out his head and took a look: "Oh, silly Zhu! With your awkward appearance, you can't tell that you piss a lot. It's just a little yellow, and you're angry? Get some radishes tomorrow, That thing is on fire."

After finishing speaking, he looked at Yan Jieli again: "Xie Li, can this angry urine be used?"

Yan Jieli looked at this living treasure, and smiled helplessly: "It should be fine."

Xu Damao didn't care so much, and patted Shazhu on the shoulder: "Go, go, it's freezing cold. It might be useless if it gets cold for a while."

Silly Zhu stared at Xu Damao with an angry face, glared at him, and walked towards the stick.

The stick saw that Shazhu was getting closer and closer to him, and the struggle became more intense.

Seeing this, Yi Zhonghai quickly greeted a few people: "You guys hold him fast, don't let him struggle, or the fishbone will get deeper and deeper."

Everyone held down the stick, and Silly Zhu squeezed the cheek of the stick, and found that his mouth was tightly closed.

Hurry up and say hello to the person holding the stick: "Brothers, come and help pinch his nose."

Stick held back for a while, couldn't help it anymore, opened his mouth helplessly and panted heavily, Sha Zhu took the opportunity to gulp down a large soup bowl of urine mixed with vinegar.

A group of people smelled the sour and offensive smell, and quickly covered their noses.

Xu Damao also pinched his nose, kicked Sha Zhu's butt, and said in a muffled voice: "I said Sha Zhu, how many days have you been peeing, why is it so smelly?"

Silly Zhu looked at him angrily: "Can you control you? Can't I get angry?"

The stick was filled with the mixed solution of urine and vinegar, and soon his belly was bulging.I was so disgusted by the foul smell, I lay on the ground and vomited with a "yue".

The ground was covered with urine, vinegar, undigested food, and the cold water that Qin Huairu brought him to rinse his mouth.

After tossing and tossing for more than ten, twenty, ten minutes, the stick finally stopped, and the whole person was about to collapse.

Fortunately, the fishbone really disappeared. I don't know if he spit it out or swallowed it, but it's gone anyway.

Qin Huairu saw that the stick was healed, and finally stopped crying, regardless of the fact that the stick was covered in vomit.

She took the sticky hand that was shaking both legs from vomiting and came to Yan Jieli's body, and stretched out her hand to grab his arm: "Thank you, if it weren't for you sticky, it would have been a disaster."

Yan Jieli looked at the filth on her hands, and quickly took two steps back: "No need, no need, this is what I should do, we are all neighbors."

Bang Geng also came to his senses at this moment, staring at Yan Jieli with a gloomy face, he felt that Yan Jieli must be deliberately humiliating him.

I secretly thought: this guy, not only broke his hand, but also made himself drink urine, if there is a chance, he must take revenge on him!
Then he glanced at Silly Zhu, who was even more excited than Qin Huairu: This guy is too, he pissed so much, and he is still so coquettish and stinky!Sooner or later, I have to make you look good!

At this time, Yan Bugui stood up, pointed to the vomit on the ground and said, "Qin Huairu, I didn't expect you guys to eat so well? You can even afford fish."

Everyone looked at it one after another. Although the filth on the ground was disgusting, there was no doubt that it was indeed fish.

"Qin Huairu, when will you return the two catties of flour you borrowed from our family? It's been a long time."

"Yeah, what about our five catties of stick noodles? Our family can wait for the rice to cook."

Qin Huairu's complexion was ugly, and Yi Zhonghai didn't want to continue any longer, so he waved his hands to disperse the crowd: "Okay, okay, don't follow the fun, go back to sleep quickly."

He looked at Yan Bugui again: "Okay, don't you just have one fish left over from eating, just let her family accompany you tomorrow. This child has committed a lot of crimes today, and he has been punished. That's it."

After Yan Bugui listened, he looked at the people around him and Qin Huairu's mother and son. After all, his heart softened, and he didn't pursue the matter any further. He coldly dropped a word and left with the whole family.

"Hurry up and return the fish to me."

Seeing that the farce was over, Yan Jieli went back to sleep.

I have to get up early tomorrow. This is my first official work in so many days since I came to this world, so I have to be more cautious.