The Strongest Berserker of the Female President

"Yijiang, here I come!"

Finally arriving in the center of Yijiang, Yang Yunfan opened his arms and shouted loudly, scaring the passers-by to run away. The neuropathy comes with a gold medal for avoiding death.

Noticing the pedestrian's reaction, Yang Yunfan touched his nose in embarrassment and said, "I'm not crazy, everyone don't have to be afraid!"

It's a pity that explanation is equal to cover-up, and cover-up is equal to fact. Pedestrians hide even further.

Seeing that the description is getting darker and darker, Yang Yunfan just waited to leave here quickly. The dignified soldier king was treated as a psychopath, and it was a shame to throw him to his grandma's house.

Gollum!

Not long after, my stomach growled.

It's been a long time since I had a good meal, and I was going to find a place to reward myself at the Wu Zang Temple, but Yang Yunfan turned into a bitter face as soon as he arrived at the entrance of the restaurant.This is not a forest, there is no game for him to eat, and he needs money to fill his stomach, and now he doesn't even have a copper coin.

And he discovered a more serious problem. If he doesn't make money quickly, he will struggle with food and clothing for a period of time in the future.Otherwise, he can only beg for food as a beggar, but even if he starves to death, he will not reach out to beg for food, and he can't afford to lose that person!
"If I knew it earlier, I should have accepted the bank card given by the chief. Even if I took away the [-] from Gold Teeth and the others, I really have to pay for it." Yang Yunfan rubbed his stomach, thinking about how to solve his food and clothing.

"Catch the thief! Catch her!"

Suddenly, a high-pitched voice interrupted Yang Yunfan's thoughts. Looking in the direction of the voice, he saw two figures running towards him quickly.

The woman in front was wearing black clothes, black trousers, and a face scarf, like an ancient masked robber.As for why Yang Yunfan can conclude that she is a woman, the top is so bulging, if she is still a man, Yang Yunfan is willing to dig out his eyeballs and play as a ball.

Behind the masked woman is a policewoman.

If it was normal, Yang Yunfan would definitely stop the female thief, but now his attention is on the policewoman.

Xiao Meier, who was running, was very depressed. She was just about to become an all-powerful flying robber who made people talk about it, but it turned out to be a bad start.She was planning to patronize a rich and unkind local tyrant's family, but she was discovered by a policewoman passing by.

The policewoman chased her for nearly ten kilometers, but she still didn't give up.

Thinking about how to get rid of this damned policewoman, Xiao Meier saw a beggar standing in front of her, looking at the front in a daze.

She quickly got behind Yang Yunfan, and when the policewoman ran over, she pushed hard.

Sudden surprise attack, Yang Yunfan couldn't help but move forward involuntarily, and it happened that policewoman Shen Feifei ran over.

boom!
The bodies of the two collided, and Yang Yunfan fell on the policewoman's body and fell to the ground.

As a man, naturally he can't let a woman be his meat pad. Yang Yunfan twisted his body, and he became a human pad, and fell heavily on the ground. There was a pain in his back, but he didn't even frown.

Because of inertia, the policewoman's body continued to fall, and the two kissed mouth to mouth.

Yang Yunfan's eyes widened, did his first kiss just disappear?
Shen Feifei was about to cry, her first kiss was just given to a beggar, the key point was that she couldn't lose her temper even if she wanted to.Just now she could see clearly that it was the female snitch who pushed Yang Yunfan, and the other party also helped her, otherwise she would be a human cushion.

But...my first kiss!

"Officer, I'm not a casual person, don't worry, I will take responsibility for you." Seeing that Shen Feifei was about to cry, Yang Yunfan quickly "comforted".

Shen Feifei gave Yang Yunfan a blank look, and said, "I don't need you to take responsibility."

After finishing speaking, Shen Feifei got up and continued to chase the masked thief regardless of Yang Yunfan on the ground.She swore in her heart that when she caught this masked thief, she would definitely die in a rhythmic manner.

Being issued a good person card, Yang Yunfan couldn't laugh or cry, touched his lips that still had lingering fragrance, and said, "Since you have already issued me a good person card, then I will be a good person to the end."

Yang Yunfan was very upset that he was attacked innocently, and now that he was still hungry, he might have to pay for the meal from that female snitch.

For food and clothing, catch the thief!

……

"Huh! Finally got rid of that annoying policeman." In a small alley, Xiao Meier was full of joy.

"Xiaomian, are you running away?"

Yang Yunfan picked up Xiao Meier's collar and almost lifted her up.Although he had been talking to the policewoman just now, he was also paying attention to Xiao Meier's whereabouts.As the King of Special Forces, it is easy for him to track down a person. Not long after Shen Feifei left, he discovered Xiao Meier's whereabouts.

"Tell me, why did you frame me just now?" Turning Xiao Meier around, Yang Yunfan patted her small head.

"It's you?"

Xiao Meier never dreamed that she would fall into the hands of a beggar instead of a policewoman, and her fame would be ruined!

"Brother, I didn't frame you. I think you looked at that policewoman with fascination and thought you liked her, so I pushed you back. I hope you can muster up the courage to confess to her. I still miss you hugging the beauty Return to..."

Snapped!
Before Xiao Meier finished speaking, Yang Yunfan knocked her on the head again, and said: "Fudge, keep fooling, I believe I lose every word!"

"..."

"Is it shameful to cover your face in broad daylight?"

Saying that, Yang Yunfan tore off Xiao Meier's face scarf, and a flawless white face appeared in front of him.

Xiao Mei'er was extremely beautiful, her jet-black hair was coiled behind her head, her face was as tender as mutton fat jade, and her delicate facial features were like the most beautiful works of art in the world.In terms of appearance, Xiao Meier is definitely the best of the best, not at all inferior to Liu Rumei who I met before.

Such a beautiful woman is actually a female snitch.

This beautiful lady, how can you be a thief!

"Pervert, have you seen enough? If you have seen enough, let this lady go, otherwise I will let you go around without food." Xiao Meier was very upset when the face scarf was untied, and her tone became fierce.

Yang Yunfan didn't speak, his eyes were blank, as if he was fascinated by Xiao Meier, and seemed to be trapped in endless memories.

"Brother Fan, my younger sister is beautiful, but her mind is a bit unorthodox. She always thinks of not taking the usual path, and she always wants to be a flying robber who robs the rich and gives to the poor. I think only you can subdue her in this world."

"My sister is not like me. Although I am ugly, my sister is a peerless beauty."

"This is my sister's photo. How about it? She looks pretty, right? But you bastards don't miss my sister. Only Brother Fan is qualified to be my brother-in-law."

"..."

The wolf dog's words echoed in Yang Yunfan's ears, and countless laughter from the past flashed in his mind.

Seeing that Yang Yunfan didn't speak, Xiao Meier thought he was being bluffed by herself, and just about to leave, she heard Yang Yunfan say: "Do you know Xiao Selang?"

"You know my brother?" Xiao Meier stopped and looked at Yang Yunfan in surprise.

Yang Yunfan looked at the sky and said: "Did you see the wolf dog? I found your sister. Don't worry, I will help you take good care of her. I will not let anyone bully her, and I will let her take an ordinary path."