The Strongest Berserker of the Female President

"I am your brother's brother, brother of life and death."

"cut!"

Xiao Meier rolled her eyes and said: "Smelly beggar, although I don't know how you know my brother, do you think I will believe you when you say you are my brother? Although my brother is ugly, but You farts are terrible, and you can count the people he approves of with a single slap, just you... wash up and sleep."

"Xiao Selang, male, 22 years old, from Hua County, Rong Province. Since junior high school, he has been secretly in love with the daughter of the old Wang family next door, and his classmate Wang Juan. From junior high school to high school, he confessed his love 72 times, but none of them succeeded... Do you want me to continue? ?”

"Are you really my brother's brother?" Xiao Meier looked at Yang Yunfan as if she had seen a ghost, because what Yang Yunfan said just now was all right.Few people know that his brother has a crush on Wang Juan, even his own brother confessed to Wang Juan 72 times. The beggar in front of him should probably be his brother's good friend.

However, how could such a stinky brother call a beggar a brother.

"I'm not a beggar. I just walked in the forest for a few days and killed a few wild wolves and wild boars on the way. I just arrived in the city today and haven't had time to change my clothes. By the way, where is your home?"

Xiao Meier looked at Yang Yunfan vigilantly, and said, "What do you want to do?"

"Of course I'm going to your house. I don't have a place to live now. I have to find a place to take a shower. I don't want to be treated as a beggar all the time. The other thing is to help your brother discipline you so that you don't do something...what...fat Pig flow."

"You are the fat pig, your whole family is the fat pig!"

"It's quite spicy, how about I send you to the policewoman just now?"

Being pinned to death, Xiao Meier, who was just like a crab with teeth and claws, suddenly changed her face, showing a flattering smile on her face, and said: "Brother, since you and my brother are brothers, I am your sister, you can bear to see me locked up Is it the police station?"

"Go home?"

"Back!"

"I wish I had been so obedient earlier."

"..."

Xiao Meier drew circles in her heart and cursed Yang Yunfan, especially when she saw the other party's calm look, as if she was determined to eat her, she was so angry that she gritted her teeth, wishing to swallow Yang Yunfan alive.

……

"Is this where you usually live?"

Yang Yunfan looked at the room, two rooms and one living room, about seventy to eighty square meters.The entrance to the living room is a shoe rack, and there are cabinets with foreign wine and decorations next to it.

On the other side of the cabinet, there are sofas and coffee tables against the wall, and a fifty-inch LCD TV is hung on the opposite wall.Two large bonsai are placed on both sides of the LCD TV, making the hall full of vitality.

Adjacent to the living room are two bedrooms, with a small passage in the middle, and the bathroom and kitchen on the other side of the passage.

Although the house is not too big, it is enough for one person to live in.The room is also very clean, everything is neat and orderly, obviously cleaned up frequently, Xiao Meier still takes care of the place where she lives very well.

"I'm hungry, Mei'er, get me something to eat, I'll take a shower first." After speaking, Yang Yunfan walked towards the bathroom.

Behind him, Xiao Meier waved her small fist and said: "Just wait, I will definitely drive you out."

Yang Yunfan grasped her weakness, Xiao Meier could only endure the humiliation temporarily, comforted herself in her heart, and went to cook.

While cooking, Xiao Meier thought that it would be nice if she had crotons or something, and let that guy stretch her legs until her legs became weak. While cooking, Xiao Meier thought of various ways to treat Yang Yunfan.Thinking of Yang Yunfan's miserable appearance, she also felt a little better.

In the bathroom, Yang Yunfan turned on the water to the maximum. He didn't use hot water, but directly used cold water.This is a habit he developed in the military. He used to use cold water in the military camp, not to mention summer, even in winter.

About ten minutes later, after taking a shower, Yang Yunfan felt as if a layer of skin had been peeled off, and he felt indescribably relaxed. At the same time, he also changed into the new clothes that Xiao Meier bought for him earlier.

Coming out of the bathroom, seeing Xiao Meier still cooking, Yang Yunfan did not go to the hall, but stood at the door of the two bedrooms, and said to himself: "Which one is Meier's bedroom? I guess it must not be this one." between."

Yang Yunfan pointed to the bedroom next to the living room, and the next moment, the guy pushed the door open and entered.When he entered the bedroom, his jaw was about to drop to the ground, and his eyeballs were about to pop out.

It is completely different from the neatness of the living room, how can the bedroom be a mess.On the big pink bed, there are all kinds of stockings, hoods, and inners on the floor.

There are long ones, short ones, hollow ones, all kinds, and so on.

In addition to the ground and the bed, there is a closet next to it that takes up one-third of the entire bedroom. Most of the clothes in the closet are still various styles of stockings, hoods and underwear.

"This chick is actually an underwear lover." Touching her chin, Yang Yunfan said to himself, picked up the hoods one by one, and glanced at the model, Yang Yunfan still couldn't help feeling confused; "36D, it's really... big ah!"

Ah!
Suddenly, the ear-piercing scream almost broke Yang Yunfan's eardrums, and Xiao Meier became angry from embarrassment: "Pervert, who let you into my room?"

Yang Yunfan, who was holding the hood, didn't feel embarrassed at being caught and showed himself. This bastard didn't blush, and said, "After taking a shower just now, I saw that your food hasn't been prepared yet. I feel a little tired. I'm going to find a room to rest. Take a moment. I didn’t expect to enter your boudoir by mistake. I was planning to leave, but I saw the floor and the bed, so I decided to clean it up for you. You don’t need to thank me, I am such a warm-hearted person.”

Enthusiastic about your sister!

satyr!

If it wasn't for her lack of strength, Xiao Meier really wanted to slap this shameless guy into the wall, and she couldn't get it out.

"As your older brother, Meier, I have to give you a piece of advice, eat less papaya, too big chest muscles will cause trouble."

Seeing the serious look on this guy's face, I thought there was something important, but it turned out that a dog can never spit out ivory.

"Get out!" Xiao Meier almost growled.

Yang Yunfan shook his head, walked out, and said with a gloomy face: "Oh, honest words are hard to hear, there are not many men like me who dare to tell the truth these days."

"Get out, get out!" Xiao Meier threw Yang Yunfan out of the bedroom, seeing that this guy was still holding her underwear, she quickly snatched it back.

After being kicked out of the bedroom, Yang Yunfan stuck his head into the bedroom and said, "Meier, I didn't expect you to be an underwear lover. Among these underwear, only the purple set is the most suitable for you. I am a good person,"

In the room, Xiao Meier blushed with embarrassment. The purple underwear set was the only set of sexy underwear she bought. She didn't expect to be discovered by this guy.

Turning from embarrassment into anger, Xiao Meier casually picked up a mask and threw it at Yang Yunfan, saying, "Go to hell!"

Yang Yunfan took the hood and said: "Is this for me? Although I don't need it, but it seems that you gave it to me, so I will reluctantly accept it."

After speaking, Yang Yunfan walked towards the living room.

"Give it back to me!" Xiao Meier chased out from the room, snatched her underwear back, and ran back to the bedroom as if fleeing, not knowing whether she was ashamed to face others, or to put away the things in the room.

In the living room, Yang Yunfan happily ate the noodles cooked by Xiao Meier, but to his surprise, the food cooked by this little girl was not bad.

Gollum!Gollum!
After drinking the last drop of soup in the bowl, Yang Yunfan pouted his mouth and said, "In order to be able to eat such delicious noodles again in the future, I have decided that I will live here from now on."

"No!" Xiao Meier, who just came out of the bedroom, heard that Yang Yunfan actually planned to live in her home, how could she agree.

"Remove the no word and say it again."

"No, nothing can be said."

"I promised your brother that I will reform you and make you a useful person to society. Only by living here can I reform you better. This matter is so happily decided."

"No objection is allowed, objection is invalid."

"..."

Xiao Meier was extremely depressed, what evil did she do in her previous life to meet such a monster in this life.

Seeing that this guy has become determined after eating the weight, Xiao Meier has nothing to do with him.Just when Xiao Meier was feeling very depressed, her cell phone rang suddenly. Seeing the phone number displayed on the cell phone, a smile appeared on her face, and she thought to herself, the person who took you from the monster appeared.