Siheyuan: coveting my wife, you still want to retire

After Lou Xiaoe bought the wine, Xu Damao went to find Li Xiangdong with the wine.

When the distance is still far away, the aroma of mutton kebabs hits the face.

What is so fragrant?
"Mutton skewers, beer, Brother Dong, you are too good at eating."

Both of these are rare items, and Xu Damao's eyes lit up immediately.

"Xu Damao, don't misunderstand brother, I'm younger than you."

Li Xiangdong saw that he was holding two bottles of good Erguotou in his hand, and knew that he must be planning something again.

As the saying goes, if you have nothing to do, you are either rape or stealing.

"Oh, that's my memory." Xu Damao mentioned Erguotou with a smile on his face, "I brought two bottles of good Erguotou, why don't we have a good drink tonight."

"Baijiu, don't you know that mutton skewers go with beer?"

Li Xiangdong turned around and refused him.

"That's right." Xu Damao smiled dryly, but still didn't give up, "Xiang Dong, does your sixth-level fitter have something to do with that secretary?"

"Does it matter, does it have anything to do with you?"

Li Xiangdong was very impatient when he saw Xu Damao asking endless questions.

Hearing this, Xu Damao concluded that he guessed right.

The reason is very simple, only a fool will admit this kind of thing.

And often the more you don't say it, the more you must be.

"Hi, I'm here today for no other purpose, just to congratulate you and give you two bottles of wine."

Xu Damao immediately put the wine on Li Xiangdong's window sill.

"It's that simple?" Li Xiangdong didn't believe it.

"It's that simple." Xu Damao smiled, "Then Xiang Dong, you eat, and I won't bother you."

now.

Xu Damao thought he couldn't act too hastily, after all, he accidentally molested Li Xiangdong's wife when he was speaking.

Therefore, this relationship needs to be warmed up step by step.

"Wait a minute, take it back, you won't get paid for nothing."

Li Xiangdong didn't give him a good attitude.

He knew very well that if this kind of villain dared to give him a chance, he would immediately pounce on him.

Li Xiangdong, who has read the original book, knows Xu Damao too well. He will not spend a penny on anything that is not good for him.

Therefore, his sentence "it's that simple".

It's actually not that simple at all.

deceive who?
Although his trick is really high, but Li Xiangdong will not be deceived by these rhetoric.

Seeing that Li Xiangdong is a master who doesn't eat oil and salt, Xu Damao really couldn't bear it anymore, and he immediately grabbed a glass of beer from Li Xiangdong.

Li Xiangdong clenched his fist and was about to beat him up.

However, just as he was about to hit Xu Damao on the head, he stopped his fist.

It's not because of kindness, but because of just a glass of wine, Xu Damao's head was beaten to death, as if he didn't make any money.

After all, alerting the police would be fruitless.

At this time, Xu Damao noticed the fist in front of him, took a sip, and ran away.

"Look how scared you are, how cowardly."

Li Xiangdong smiled.

Immediately afterwards, the uncle came to the backyard.

Good you bastard for ruining my reputation.

Li Xiangdong immediately took out the hallucinogenic spell given when he signed in in the morning, blew lightly, and floated in the air.

"Destroy my reputation, drink your piss and go!"

In an instant, the hallucinogenic spell flew towards the uncle.

however.

Xu Damao was running, but suddenly tripped over a stone on the ground, and fell directly in front of the uncle.

The talisman unexpectedly flew to Xu Damao's back.

The next second, I saw Xu Damao suddenly trembled, and his whole body seemed to shudder.

When Li Xiangdong saw it, he shouted, "Fuck, are you really going to block someone's gun?"
At the same time, the uncle blamed: "Xu Damao, why are you panicking?"

"I ran too fast just now." Xu Damao said awkwardly.

"Young man, be careful." After speaking, the uncle returned to the house.

Seeing him walk away, Xu Damao cursed, "Be careful, I'll teach you a lesson."

Later, he suddenly felt dry in his mouth, and everything around him seemed to be turning.

In a dazed state, he didn't go home, but ran to the front yard.

At this moment, Shazhu, Qin Huairu and BangGong came to Li Xiangdong.

"Li Xiangdong, see what you've done?"

Silly Zhu threw a dozen wooden sticks to the ground.

At this moment, these wooden sticks were as smooth as if they had been rolled by someone, without any burrs.

"Qin Huairu, you?" Li Xiangdong couldn't help laughing, "You really took the wooden stick back and chewed it."

Seeing this scene, Li Xiangdong couldn't laugh anymore. He laughed for a full minute before he stopped.

"Nonsense, whoever took your wooden sign, you must have given these sticks."

Qin Huairu showed no sign of weakness.

"fart!"

Li Xiangdong scolded fiercely.

He really admired it.

This Jiazhang family is either a robber or a thief.

There is no monitoring in this day and age, and he knows about it, but he can't explain it clearly.

However, from the flickering eyes of the stick, he knew that the kid had lied.

Hearing Li Xiangdong swearing, Sha Zhu was about to fight in front of Qin Huairu immediately.

However, with one catch, Li Xiangdong locked up the silly Zhu who was rushing forward.

"It hurts!"

Silly Zhu knelt on the ground half-kneeling, yelling pain from his mouth again and again.

At the moment, he seems to have doubted his life. Usually, it is not easy for him to punish anyone in this courtyard.

But why is Li Xiangdong suddenly stronger than himself.

"Let go of me, my hand is going to break." Sha Zhu cursed.

"What? Keep your voice down, it's too loud and I can't hear you clearly."

Li Xiangdong learned from the deaf old lady and pretended to be deaf and dumb.

"Xiangdong, I shouldn't have done it, I was wrong."

At this time, Sha Zhu apologized to someone for the first time.

It seems that he usually doesn't know how to be soft, and a large part of the reason is that all he meets are cowards.

"What? Your voice is too low again."

Li Xiangdong vowed to punish him once.

"Xiang Dong, I was wrong, I was wrong."

Because it hurts too much, even though Shazhu has scolded Li Xiangdong countless times in his heart, he can only quickly admit his mistake obediently.

Seeing that Shazhu apologized, Li Xiangdong let him go.

"How about this. I can't tell the truth about this matter. Why don't I call the police and ask him to judge and see if there are any thieves or robbers in this courtyard?"

With that said, Li Xiangdong was about to go to the police.

"Look for it, who is afraid of whom?"

Silly Zhu immediately agreed.

But he was very aggrieved, he was always the unreasonable person, but now it is really sad.

"Wait, let me see this."

Qin Huairu immediately blocked their way.

The reason was simple, she knew that her mother-in-law had indeed gone to snatch Li Xiangdong's oranges.

According to Jia Zhang himself, there were the second and third mothers at the time.

Therefore, if the police really came, then she would definitely not be able to get away with robbing the oranges.

Although it was unsuccessful, it was done after all. If everyone in the courtyard knew about it, what would they think of their family?

In the future, who is willing to help them.

What's more, no one saw that Li Xiangdong handed the wooden stick with only meat dregs to Bang Geng about the mutton skewers.

Moreover, in case the wooden sign was really stolen by the stick and was frightened by the police, he would immediately tell the truth.

this home.A thief, a robber.

How can their family stay in the courtyard.

That's why she immediately said let's forget about it.

In fact, Li Xiangdong just wanted to scare Qin Huairu.

After all, it was just a few oranges, and they hadn't been snatched, so it would be a bit stupid to call the police.

However, this Qin Huairu's brain is brilliant, and he can clearly think about the stakes of this matter in just a few seconds.

For this, Li Xiangdong really admired her.

"What, are you guilty?"

Li Xiangdong directly hit the point.

This Qin Huairu scolded him and wanted to leave.

How can it be?

Li Xiangdong is not used to her.

"You?" Qin Huairu burst into tears in anger.

At this moment, after hearing the noise, the uncle walked out of the house, "Li Xiangdong, it's almost done."

Hearing his voice, Li Xiangdong felt sick to his stomach.

What do you mean almost?

It didn't happen to you again.

However, Li Xiangdong was already very happy with Sha Zhu and Qin Huairu, and he didn't plan to do anything more.

He was also tired at the moment, so he turned around and was about to enter the house.

Suddenly, Jia Zhang's shout came from the front yard.

"Xu Damao, you are crazy, this is urine!"