Siheyuan: coveting my wife, you still want to retire

forecourt.

After Xu Damao fell under the hallucinogenic spell, he walked around in a daze.

At this moment, Jia Zhang took out the urinal from the room of his son Jia Xudong, ready to pour it.

"This Qin Huairu didn't know how to pour the urinal for her husband in time."

After hearing the voice, Xu Damao turned his head and saw Mrs. Jia Zhang.

In an instant, he was attracted by the urinal in Jia Zhang's hand.

The urine in it, to be exact.

Xu Damao saw the golden yellow liquid with white bubbles, and thought that what Jia Zhang was holding must be beer.

He doesn't care about 21, he will grab it when he goes up.

"Jia Zhang, what are you doing?"

Xu Damao asked with glowing eyes.

"You can't see it yourself, of course it's an inverted urinal."

Jia Zhang replied ridiculously.

"Wait, you're such a prodigal son, just give it to me if you don't want it, it's all beer."

Xu Damao rushed into his arms like crazy, how could the Jia Zhang family stop it.

The next second, Xu Damao picked up the urinal and poured it into his mouth.

There was no other way, so Jia Zhang had no choice but to yell.

"Xu Damao, you are crazy, this is urine!"

Jia Zhang yelled again and again, and at this time many people in the courtyard also came out.

At this moment, the air is filled with the smell of urine.

When almost everyone saw Xu Damao drinking heavily into the urinal, they either turned their heads away or couldn't help but vomit.

backyard.

Qin Huairu heard Jia Zhang's yelling, and didn't have time to argue with Li Xiangdong, so he quickly ran to the front yard.

The uncle and silly Zhu also hurriedly followed behind Qin Huairu.

Hearing the word "piss", Li Xiangdong immediately understood.

Xu Damao must have drunk it.

But the picture will definitely be disgusting, Li Xiangdong doesn't want to spit out all the mutton skewers he just ate, so he doesn't plan to watch it.

Who let him grab his own beer.

After half an hour, the spell would be lifted naturally, so Xu Damao was asked to have a good drink.

Talk about the front yard.

Silly Zhu was dumbfounded when he saw Xu Damao pouring water into his mouth while holding the urinal.

However, he immediately couldn't stand up laughing again.

Who told Xu Damao to be his deadly enemy, it's really relieved to see it now.

"Silly Zhu, don't come here, this is my beer."

Xu Damao hugged the urinal tightly, for fear that Shazhu would come and snatch it.

"Okay, drink it well, I will never snatch it."

Shazhu couldn't help laughing.

"Nonsense, go to the backyard and call Lou Xiao'e."

The uncle immediately yelled at Shazhu.

"Oh."

Hearing the old man's words, Sha Zhu walked towards the backyard.

Among the three uncles in this yard, Shazhu listens to the uncle the most.

The reason is very simple. In order to let Shazhu provide for him in the future, the uncle will usually favor him in everything he encounters.

At this time, the second uncle stepped forward to stop Xu Damao.

"Second uncle, do you want to drink too?"

Xu Damao asked.

"That's right, give it to me, let me have a drink too, don't be so stingy."

The second uncle deliberately said this in order to trick the urinal away.

"Okay, the second uncle is usually the best to me."

Xu Damao immediately became generous.

"Of course, the second uncle didn't ask you to scream for nothing."

At this juncture, the second uncle did not miss the opportunity to brag about himself, with a smug smile on his face.

However, the next second.

Xu Damao picked up the urinal and poured it into the second uncle's mouth, "How about it, second uncle, is it very fragrant? I tell you, just this beer, and this malt fragrance. Where can you find such good wine?"

At that moment, the smell of urine roiled in the second uncle's stomach, he wanted to push Xu Damao's hand away, but this kid was too strong, he couldn't push it away no matter what.

"Xu Damao, you?"

The second uncle only said a few words, and then Xu Damao pressed his head into the urinal again.

After a few strokes, the second uncle's clothes and trousers were almost covered with urine.

"Look at your surprised look, it's delicious, right, just take care of me in the future."

Xu Damao said cheerfully.

"Guangtian, Guangfu, what are you two still doing blankly, hurry up and help your father."

The second aunt patted her thigh anxiously.

"Oh."

The two brothers pinched their noses and rescued the second uncle with a look of disgust.

"What are you doing, don't grab my beer."

Xu Damao thought that the two brothers were going to grab the wine, so he was in a hurry.

However, under prevarication, the urine was directly sprinkled on the two brothers. They were so disgusted that they vomited out the dinner they had just eaten.

Coincidentally, it all vomited on the second uncle.

At this time, the second uncle was so hopeless that he wanted to die.

Seeing the "beer" spilled all over the floor, Xu Damao felt so distressed that he died, so he cursed viciously: "You two brothers are really bastards. You have wasted such good wine. Pay me for it."

It was at this time.

The stick said in a low voice, "Mom, I want to pee."

"Then hurry up and pee in the public toilet."

Qin Huairu didn't care about him, this kind of excitement was something he had never seen in his life.

"Mom, but I can't hold back anymore."

Saying that, Stickyong took off his pants and immediately began to pee.

At the same time, Xu Damao saw the stick that was peeing.

He ran over immediately, knelt on the ground, and drank to his little brother.

"Wow, this is freshly brewed."

At this scene, everyone in the courtyard was dumbfounded.

Stick stem was also frightened and hastily backed away.

However, how could Xu Damao give up this freshly brewed "hot beer".

"Don't run, don't let anyone grab my hot beer."

Xu Damao firmly grasped the little brother with the stick in one hand, and drank wildly.

"Mom, save me quickly."

The stick was crying and shouting for help.

Qin Huairu hurried forward to pull the stick, but how could a woman's strength compare to a man's.

When Jia Zhang saw his grandson's miserable state, his heart ached, and he immediately went to drag him along.

In the next second, the three of them seemed to be pulling the rope and tug of war.

But the stick yelled at his mother in pain.

Whenever she exerted herself hard, the stick would hurt, but if she didn't try hard, the stick would be worse than the pain.

It's really impossible, she is so anxious that she doesn't know what to do.

At the moment, there is a dead heart.

It's such a pain to be alive.

"Xu Damao, please stop, no, shut up!"

The uncle kept yelling at him with words, but it didn't work at all.

Due to the noise in the courtyard, Li Xiangdong was so noisy that he couldn't sleep.

So, he walked out of the house, just in time to meet Lou Xiaoe and Sha Zhu.

"Lou Xiao'e, go and see Xu Damao, he is drinking urine in the front yard, and he can't be stopped."

While talking, Shazhu couldn't help but want to laugh.

"What, why do you drink urine?"

Lou Xiao'e couldn't believe it, she glanced at Li Xiangdong, shouldn't her husband drink with him now.

Without thinking too much, she immediately followed Sha Zhu to the front yard.

At this moment, the three of them saw Xu Damao grabbing the sticky penis and doing some indescribable things.

When Li Xiangdong saw it, he was really happy.

He never imagined that the picture would be so beautiful.

However, Xu Damao deserved it.

As for the stick, it deserves what it deserves.

Who told him to steal something, but also to lie and wrong others.

As far as this kid is concerned, to say he is a bear is an understatement.

It's no different than the bad guys.

"Honey, are you crazy?"

Lou Xiaoe quickly ran to Xu Damao's side and pulled him back.

"You're crazy. It's a pity to waste such a good wine."

Xu Damao ignored Lou Xiaoe's dissuasion at all.

"Silly Zhu, come and help me."

Qin Huairu hurriedly asked him for help.

"Oh."

Silly Zhu was looking at him at first, but Xu Damao is his sworn enemy.

But thinking again, this is Qin Huairu's child, so he immediately ran forward and kicked Xu Damao to the ground.

This kick made Xu Damao cry again and again, so he stopped doing it immediately.

"Silly Zhu, you bastard, beat me even after drinking."

"Lao Tzu, I will fight for you today!"