Siheyuan: coveting my wife, you still want to retire

In the quadrangle.

After a wave of extreme chaos, many people fell for Xu Damao's trick.

Anyone who has drunk the so-called "beer" will probably never forget it in this life.

At this moment, almost every family scolded Xu Damao for being inhuman.

"Xu Damao, I want to divorce you."

Lou Xiaoe is brushing her teeth, if she counts correctly, it is already the 108th time.

"Divorce?" Xu Damao said in surprise. "Then there must be a reason."

"Isn't that reason enough for you to force me to drink urine?"

Lou Xiaoe was very angry, and started to brush the 109th time again.

"I am wronged, okay?"

Xu Damao was surprised, how could he drink urine in a daze.

In order to wash off the feces and urine on his body, he has already changed the eighth bucket of water.

But no matter how I wash it, I feel very smelly on my body.

"You said you wanted to drink with Li Xiangdong, but in the end, it was enough to snatch Jia Xudong's urine and drink."

The more Lou Xiaoe talked, the more angry she became.

Hearing this, Xu Damao's stomach churned again, "Can you stop mentioning this?"

In the next second, Xu Damao seemed to think of something.

That's right, I was obviously looking for Li Xiangdong, so why did I suddenly grab the urinal to drink.

He pondered for a while.

I just remember that I snatched a glass of beer from Li Xiangdong, and quarreled with him a few words, and finally broke up unhappy.

After that, I don't remember anything.

Until I found myself falling into the latrine.

"Do you think this matter has something to do with Li Xiangdong?"

Xu Damao asked in surprise.

"What does it have to do with him?"

Lou Xiaoe was still very angry.

"I don't know either. Anyway, after a few words with him, I don't remember anything."

Xu Damao said puzzledly.

"Don't be nervous. Anyway, go to the hospital tomorrow for an examination. If you are really mentally ill, I will divorce you."

Lou Xiaoe, who has always been soft-hearted and kind, uttered harsh words.

The reason is simple, she is really scared.

What if Xu Damao forced him to drink urine one day?
Therefore, she must ask Xu Damao to check it carefully.

Hearing this, Xu Damao could only accept it helplessly.

So what if you don't accept it, who would want to live with a person who treats urine like beer.

Li Xiangdong's side.

When he heard that the uncle was dragged to the latrine by Xu Damao, he was so relieved.

Who told him to ruin his reputation.

He deserved it.

It's nothing to fall into a latrine, if you don't have a system, you will definitely be countless times worse than him.

Just imagine the next apprentice, a public censure, a so-called hooligan.

No matter where you go, you will be looked down upon.

I'm afraid I won't be able to turn over in this life.

So that's not enough.

However, considering the extent to which the beasts in the courtyard were tossed tonight, Li Xiangdong estimated that he could wake up laughing while sleeping.

The next day.

Accompanied by a pleasant voice, Li Xiangdong stretched himself.

[The host did not sign in today, do you want to sign in? 】

【sign in】

[Ding, sign in successfully, get [-] catties of eggs, [-] catties of milk, [-] catties of refined grains, and a bicycle ticket]

egg?milk?
This system seems to have to make up for it.

As for one hundred catties of refined grains, it was too much, and it was impossible for one person to eat it all in a short time.

One bicycle ticket.

This is a good thing, how can I say that I am also a sixth-level fitter now.

It's a pity that after buying the watch last time, plus the two days' expenses, there is not much left.

A new bicycle costs one hundred and thirty forty, and the salary of the sixth-level fitter will not be paid until next month.

It seems that this bicycle ticket can only be watched eagerly.

It would be great if the system could send money directly!

Think about it, isn't there a black market in this world?

Then sell the refined grains.

Anyway, I can't eat it myself.

Besides, it is not good to eat too much refined grains. People in this age don't understand that if you want to be healthy, it is better to eat some coarse grains from time to time.

After waking up, Li Xiangdong sliced ​​the remaining mutton from yesterday and stewed a bowl of mutton soup.

There is nothing more blissful than a bowl of mutton soup in winter.

After a while, the mutton was stewed, and when the pot was opened, it was delicious and fragrant.

The deaf old lady in the backyard has a good nose, and when she smelled the fragrance immediately, the glutton in her stomach immediately hooked up.

Because of Xu Damao's disturbance last night, she had no appetite to eat at all, so she woke up very hungry this morning.

"This prodigal son Li Xiangdong is greedy for me every day."

The deaf old lady continued to curse as usual.

Since she learned to eat steamed buns while smelling them last time, she has become more proficient in this skill.

Whenever Li Xiangdong starts cooking, no matter what she does, she can eat a few mouthfuls of steamed buns.

And the grandpa's house.

"This Li Xiangdong doesn't cook delicious food every day. It seems that others don't know that he is now a sixth-level fitter."

The uncle, who has always been of high morals, couldn't help complaining.

"What he did made us miserable. Just yesterday, the deaf old lady was arguing that she wanted to eat mutton, saying that she was tired of eating pork head meat."

The first mother also sighed again and again.

"It's okay, I'll just see if he can go crazy for a few days."

The uncle thought he must find an opportunity to suppress Li Xiangdong.

He even wondered if what happened last night had anything to do with Li Xiangdong.

As for the evidence, he didn't have any, but he felt that after Li Xiangdong suddenly changed his luck, weird things kept happening.

After eating, Li Xiangdong hurried out the door.

He thought about making a new set of quilts and a pair of cotton shoes with the extra-grade cotton he signed in last time.

It will be deep winter soon, and it will be very cold. He is most afraid of cold feet, so he wants to make another pair of cotton shoes.

As the saying goes, if you don't shoot in [-], you will walk on the ice in [-].

It was only [-], and he felt quite cold when he got up early in the morning, let alone [-].

I don't know if it is related to the greenhouse effect.

The winter in this era is much colder than in later generations, and the snow that falls every year is less than half a meter deep.

When walking to the front yard.

Li Xiangdong met Jia Zhangshi, who was about to pour the urinal.

Jia Zhang's nose is so sharp that even holding the urinal, he could still smell the mutton smell on his body.

"Hey, are you eating meat this early in the morning?"

There are thorns in Jia Zhang's words.

"Well, take a good sniff."

Li Xiangdong's tone was very polite, but he had a murderous feeling.

At that moment Jia Zhang snorted coldly, cursing in his heart.

"Eat meat early in the morning, why don't you eat it to death."

At this moment, Xu Damao came out wearing a scarf and covering him tightly.

"Who is this? Is it so cold that you cover it so tightly?"

Jia Zhang looked carefully.

The shrewd third master at the side recognized it with just one glance, "Isn't this Xu Damao?"

"Xu Damao?"

When Jia Zhang heard this, she hugged the urinal tightly, for fear that he would repeat what happened yesterday.

Seeing this, everyone laughed non-stop.

Li Xiangdong couldn't help but smile too.

Xu Damao didn't dare to talk to everyone, and hurried to work.

At this time, the second uncle bought something early from outside and came back.

"Hey, Xu Damao, don't go." The second uncle immediately stopped Xu Damao's bicycle with a stomach full of anger, "For the good things you did yesterday, do you know what the people nearby named our courtyard?"

"what name?"

The third master immediately asked.

He is a teacher and takes his own image very seriously.

"Those people call our yard a shit yard."

As soon as the second uncle said that, he remembered the scene where Xu Damao urinated last night.

Not only him, the anger of Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian also came up immediately.

These people all stepped forward and beat Xu Damao hard, and even Xiao Banggeng secretly kicked him twice in the buttocks.

As for the scene last night, Stick Terrier is afraid that there will be a shadow for the rest of his life.

"My ancestors, please forgive me, I will never dare again next time."

Xu Damao was beaten until he repeatedly begged for mercy.

"What, do you want to have a next time?"

A group of people were beaten up again.

Seeing this chaotic scene, Li Xiangdong smiled and walked out of the courtyard.

He couldn't help but feel sympathy for Xu Damao.

"Da Mao, don't blame me, I just treat you to 'beer'."

"Who asked you to drag the whole courtyard to drink together?"