Siheyuan: coveting my wife, you still want to retire

With a yell, Xu Damao rushed forward and wrestled with Sha Zhu.

But Xu Damao had never been Sha Zhu's opponent since he was a child, and he was beaten to the knee with one punch.

However, Shazhu is not feeling well either.

The urine smell from Xu Damao's body made him all over, and he vomited wildly while leaning on the wall.

Xu Damao was very angry. He didn't understand why everyone in the yard came to stop him from drinking beer.

When he thought about it carefully, he must also be coveting this delicious beer.

"You bastards, you don't like other people's happiness, do you?" Xu Damao pulled Lou Xiao'e and said proudly, "I know a place with a lot of beer, my husband will take you there."

Hearing this, Lou Xiaoe broke into a cold sweat immediately, "No, I won't go, I don't know how to drink."

"Who said you can't drink, don't you still drink two glasses with me on weekdays?"

As he said that, Xu Damao took his wife out of the courtyard regardless of whether Lou Xiaoe wanted it or not.

"Master, please help me."

Suddenly, Lou Xiaoe felt 1 uneasy, she didn't know where Xu Damao was going to take her.

But it's never going to be a good place.

"No, Xu Damao probably took Lou Xiao'e to the public toilet."

The uncle patted his forehead and suddenly realized.

This Xu Damao is really crazy.

"Then don't be dazed, let's go and stop him."

The third master who had been silent all this time finally spoke.

In this chaotic situation, he couldn't always hide in the distance and watch the show.

After all, the second uncle had already gone back to the house and vomited wildly at home.

Now only he and the uncle are left to preside over the situation.

Hearing what the third master said, in an instant, a swarm of people ran to the public toilet.

Li Xiangdong was afraid of watching it any longer, and probably wouldn't be able to eat for a week.

So, he returned to the backyard.

Over there in the public toilet.

Xu Damao dragged his wife into the men's room.

At this time, a group of old men saw a woman coming in, so they quickly pulled up their trousers.

Lou Xiaoe covered her eyes, not daring to look.

"Honey, please, just let me go."

Lou Xiaoe said in tears.

"I know you must be very touched, don't cry, don't husbands and wives share the blessings and difficulties together."

Xu Damao had a smile on his face, and he really thought that Lou Xiao'e was shedding tears of happiness.

This latrine has a very long pit, but the depth is less than half a meter.

I don't know where Xu Damao found a very long spoon, and immediately scooped out the "beer" from the cesspit to drink.

"Daughter-in-law, drink quickly, this "wine" is so fucking sweet and fragrant."

Xu Damao felt that he had never drunk such a good "beer" in his life, so he gave the highest evaluation in his life.

now.

Lou Xiaoe was about to go crazy, she covered her mouth tightly, and refused to drink to death.

She wished she had a knife in her hand, and stabbed Xu Damao without hesitation.

Anyway, after this matter is over, she will divorce him no matter what.

I really have no face in this life.

At this moment, all the men, women and children of the courtyard entered the toilet, and the women didn't care that it was a men's toilet.

"Silly Zhu, quickly pull Lou Xiao'e here!"

The uncle pinched his nose and shouted loudly.

Silly Zhu was dumbfounded on the spot.

This was caused by Xu Damao's urine smell just now, and now he has to do it by himself.

Why don't you go up?
"Why are you still standing there, hurry up." The uncle sternly said again.

If Xu Damao drank urine, Shazhu really wouldn't stop him.

But this lunatic won't even let his wife go, and Sha Zhu can't just sit idly by.

In the next second, he immediately stepped forward to pull Lou Xiao'e out of Xu Damao's hand.

But the urine seemed to be comparable to energy drinks, and Xu Damao's strength suddenly increased a lot.

Silly Zhu couldn't pull it out for a long time.

Seeing this, the uncle hurried forward to help.

After much difficulty, the two of them pulled Lou Xiaoe to their side.

At this moment, Shazhu saw the yellow water on Xu Damao's face, and couldn't help spitting out the acid water, because there was nothing to vomit.

Xu Damao saw that Shazhu was making trouble again, so he didn't have time to pay attention to him, and he still drank binge on his own.

But in the next second, he suddenly grabbed the uncle and held on.

"Master, I heard that you have a good capacity for alcohol, why don't you compare with us?"

"Who said that, I don't compare." Immediately, the old man turned pale with fright.

"What are you afraid of? Let's have a better time."

With that said, Xu Damao jumped into the latrine with the uncle.

"Silly Zhu, catch me quickly," the old man cried miserably.

However, he was just halfway through.

Xu Damao's "beer" was poured into the mouth of the uncle, "how is it, uncle, isn't it good?"

"You bastard, hurry up and save me!" The uncle yelled out a few words with difficulty.

However, as soon as the words fell, another spoonful of "beer" was poured into his mouth.

This Nima?
Everyone hated Xu Damao.

He wanted to invite the whole courtyard to drink "beer".

"Silly Zhu, save the uncle quickly."

Qin Huairu also hurriedly shouted.

This old man often secretly helps her, he is her great benefactor, she can't just ignore death at such a time.

But, you don't have to go out on your own.

Hearing this, Sha Zhu was about to collapse, and in sum, as long as it was dirty work, he would be the one to do it.

This Xu Damao must be stupid, so I will call him stupid from now on.

In desperation, Silly Zhu followed Qin Huairu's instructions, grabbed the uncle by the shoulders, and pulled him out.

As for Xu Damao, he was really helpless.

Who dares to go up here?
Maybe he will be dragged down again.

If someone asked him to pull Xu Damao out too.

He was about to curse directly.

You dare to go up!
However, at this moment, Lou Xiaoe, the only one who might want Shazhu to help rescue Xu Damao, also wished to kill Xu Damao.

Where would silly Zhu save him?
now.

The uncle smelled the smell of feces and urine all over his body, and wished he could bang his head against the wall immediately and die.

This is old and old, but he didn't expect that his life's wisdom would be ruined in one fell swoop.

Don't say that Lou Xiao'e wants to kill Xu Damao.

He also wished he could pull Xu Damao's skin and stretch his tendons.

Just when no one wanted to catch Xu Damao, he suddenly woke up.

"Nimma, who pushed me into the latrine?"

Xu Damao cursed and crawled out by himself.

Seeing that he was covered in feces and urine, the people on the side immediately hid away.

I won’t say anything about smelly, for fear that he will invite people to drink “beer” again.

At this time, Xu Damao noticed that many people looked at him fiercely, even with killing intent.

He didn't understand what was going on.

"Daughter-in-law, who pushed me into the latrine?"

Seeing the excrement and urine on his body, Xu Damao almost collapsed.

"Who else, just yourself, and you also dragged the uncle to the latrine to drink urine together. Not only that, but you also asked me to drink with him. Fortunately, I refused to drink, so I escaped."

Lou Xiaoe cried so badly.

"What's more, you bastard." Jia Zhang pointed at Xu Damao and cursed, "You actually drank piss on your sticky little brother and said it was freshly brewed beer."

"You even made my dad drink it too."

Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu also said angrily.

If it weren't for Xu Damao being covered in feces and urine, the two of them would beat him up right now.

Hearing everyone's accusations, the "beer" in Xu Damao's stomach poured out, and he immediately vomited.

He didn't understand how he could drink urine so well.

But now is not the time to think about this problem, Xu Damao followed everyone back to the courtyard, wanting to wash all the feces and urine off his body quickly.

At this moment, Lou Xiaoe disliked him very much and stayed away from him.

And the people in other courtyard houses around saw that these people were all covered in feces and urine, and they couldn't straighten their backs from laughing.

In their eyes, there is a unified point of view.

"The brains of this group of people are all sick!"