Siheyuan: coveting my wife, you still want to retire

I heard the words of my uncle's hypocrisy.

Li Xiangdong felt disgusted, "God, let's go, our house is in the backyard."

"Hmm."

Hearing the words "our family", Jiang Tianai showed a happy smile on her face.

soon.

Li Xiangdong and Jiang Tianai came to the house.

"Wow, is this a sofa?"

Jiang Tianai touched the smooth and shiny leather surface with her hand and exclaimed.

"have you seen?"

Li Xiangdong asked curiously.

"I've only read it in books."

Jiang Tianai explained.

"Is it your sister's foreign books?"

Li Xiangdong asked.

"how do you know?"

Jiang Tianai was a little flustered.

"Don't worry, I won't talk nonsense. Besides, there are many good books abroad. They can't be generalized. They are all called banned books."

Li Xiangdong explained.

"Xiangdong, what you said is very good."

Jiang Tianai praised.

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Tianai looked around the house.

"This bed is too soft and comfortable."

Jiang Tianai sat on the bed and tried up and down a few times.

Seeing the turbulent ups and downs, Li Xiangdong couldn't help joking, "Why don't we try?"

"I hate it, I can only try it with you when I'm married."

Jiang Tianai pouted, revealing sweet dimples.

"It's no use getting married, just get the certificate."

Li Xiangdong corrected.

"Oh, that's about the same."

Jiang Tianai lowered her head and said shyly.

Seeing her shy look, Li Xiangdong secretly kissed her.

In an instant, Jiang Tianai's face flushed red.

In order to avoid embarrassment, she deliberately changed the subject.

"Are you hungry, I'll cook for you."

"You don't need to do it, you just sit down."

With that said, Li Xiangdong went to fry the thawed steak.

Shortly after.

Steak, red wine, and candles are placed on a beautiful dining table.

"So beautiful!"

Seeing such a romantic arrangement, Jiang Tianai couldn't help but praise.

"Do you like this home?"

Li Xiangdong asked.

"like."

Jiang Tianai was so happy that she couldn't close her mouth from ear to ear.

Now Li Xiangdong taught Jiang Tianai how to use a knife and fork.

So, under his guidance, Jiang Tianai smoothly put a piece of steak into his mouth.

"Oh my god, it's delicious! What's the name of this dish?"

"steak."

Seeing Jiang Tian's favorite food, Li Xiangdong was also happy watching it.

"Is that beef?"

Jiang Tianai asked.

"That's right, I like to eat, and I will make it for you often in the future."

"Yeah, as long as it's meat, I like to eat it, hehe."

"Understood, you little foodie."

"Xiangdong, you are so kind to me, thank you!"

After a full meal, Jiang Tianai asked curiously: "Are those people in the courtyard really bad?"

"That's right, I'll tell you when I have time. However, you can see it first this afternoon."

Li Xiangdong showed a mysterious smile.

"Afternoon?" Jiang Tianai was a little confused.

At the same time, there was a trace of curiosity in my heart.

In the afternoon, Uncle Xu went to Uncle Xu's house.

At this moment, the uncle announced that the haircut had officially started.

Originally, he just wanted to cut the hair of the elderly. After learning that the scope of hair cutting has increased, Uncle Xu was also very happy.

After all, in this way, I can earn more.

now.

In the backyard, many people lined up carrying Maza.

From the looks of it, there are already twelve or three people lined up to say the least.

For the three older people, they are all arranged at the front of the team.

After all, a bunch of older people are in the winter yard, and queuing is not appropriate.

The first to enjoy the free service is the deaf old lady.

Except for the three old men, No.4 is the third grandpa who has always been shrewd and calculating.

The second uncle, who was injured and recuperating at home, did not show any weakness. When he heard that it was free, he hurried over to line up.

At this moment, he was right behind the third master.

The big mother is in charge of calling the number, and the big uncle is helping Uncle Xu at home.

Uncle Xu has 40 years of hair cutting experience, and both men and women can cut hair.

However, what he is best at is cutting people's "small crew cut".

With a serious and responsible attitude, one person can often cut for half an hour.

No, when the third master was first cut, he couldn't hold back anymore and wanted to go to the latrine to take a shit.

"Yi Zhonghai, I can't do it anymore, I have to go to the toilet."

With that said, Uncle Xu handed over the hair clipper to the uncle.

And this moment.

Li Xiangdong, who was lying on the window, looked at the right time and threw the "insanity card" at the uncle.

At the same time, the third master was feeling sleepy because he had just lined up for half a day.

In less than a minute, he fell asleep sitting on the chair.

And the uncle who won the "insanity card".

Now the right hand is out of control, and as it happens, he is holding the fader in his hand.

In the next second, a horrible picture appeared.

The first master took the clipper and made it on the third master's head.

After a few strokes, the third master got a dog-gnawed hairstyle.

At this time, the uncle tried his best to retract his hands, but his hands seemed to have become someone else's, and he didn't listen to him no matter what.

Still keep shaving on the third master's head.

A few seconds later, after a closer look, two words were shaved out.

"Calculations".

It's time for a dog!

What the hell is going on?

What to do now?
When the third master woke up, he appointed me to fight.

Even if he is a weak teacher, how can he let me go when he sees himself in such a miserable state?
In desperation, the uncle shouted towards the outside of the house.

"Come in one more person!"

So, the first mother let the second uncle into the house.

The moment the second uncle came in, the first uncle finally threw the fader on the third uncle.

Because of being hit on the body, the third master woke up suddenly.

But at this time, he was ugly and crazy by himself in the mirror!
Looking back, the second uncle was crazily laughing at him.

"Haha, you have 'calculation' written on your head, it's so funny!"

At the moment, because I can't see Uncle Xu.The third uncle decided that the second uncle did it.

Immediately fight with him.

If it was normal, how could the emaciated third uncle be the opponent of the second uncle?

But the second uncle, who was injured yesterday, is no match for the third uncle at all now.

After all, Master Ren San also exploded beans, just to fight you desperately!
"Grandpa, come and help me, this grandson is so bad, look at cutting my hair."

The third uncle pinned the second uncle to the ground.

"Nonsense, I didn't shave your hair." The second uncle shouted speechlessly, "Let me go."

Seeing the chaotic scene in front of him, the uncle dared not admit that he did it himself.

Because, the third master is already red-eyed.

Who dares to admit it?
Unless it is tired of life.

However, the uncle couldn't stand by and watch, so he ran forward, ready to pull the two of them away.

And this moment.

When the third master saw that the first master had finally come over, he immediately threw the fader on the ground into his hand again.

What the hell!

Why did it come back to me again?
At this moment, the uncle's hand was out of control again.

"Master, please help me shave his head too."

The third uncle firmly held down the second uncle's head to keep him from moving.

"No, I can't."

What the elder man said was not good, but his hands were very obedient to what the third master said.

Immediately, with the crisp cut sound of the fader, it wandered recklessly over the second uncle's head.

After a little effort, two Chinese characters also appeared.

"Official fan".

Seeing the skill of the first master, the third master was full of admiration in his heart.

And the grievance in my heart was completely released.

However, next second.

He noticed something was wrong, as if the second uncle also said that there were two Chinese characters on his hair just now.

"You bastard, you did it!"

The third master, who suddenly understood, pointed at the first master and cursed.

It was at this time.

Uncle Xu finished his convenience and went back to the house.

The sight in front of him shocked him.

What happened to these two heads?
One "official fan", one "calculation".

It's fucking amazing!